Tuesday, April 28, 2009

Finish This Sentence

This one is easy...Tag...don't tag...Who the f*ck cares!

1. I've come to realize that my ex was......WAY TOO RELIGIOUS, KEPT ME FROM BEING MYSELF, AND A LITTLE F*CKING CRAZY!

2. I am listening to ......NEWS...WAITING FOR THE STORY ABOUT A DOUCHE-BAG COP THAT GOT BUSTED THIS MORNING...F*CKING DOUCHE!

3. I talk ……SHIT, ALL THE TIME!

4. I love ......MY WIFE...MY KIDS...SEX...MASTURBATING...MUSIC...SPORTS...PORN

5. My best friends .....MAY AS WELL BE STRANGERS

6. My favorite hobby is.... POLISHING THE BISHOP

7. I lost ......MY MIND

8. I hate it when people ......SPEAK...ESPECIALLY THE REAL CLOSE TALKERS...F*CKERS!

9. Love is ......EVERYTHING MAN! OKAY BUT SERIOUSLY...IT'S TOUGH

10. Marriage is .......GREAT...AND FRUSTRATING

11. Somewhere, someone is thinking ......THIS COP IS A BIG GAY DOUCHE....THEY WOULD BE CORRECT!

12. I'll always be .....HORNY!

13. I have a crush on .....ISLA FISHER!



14. The last time I cried was .....WELL I HAD TEARS IN MY EYES WHEN I WAS WATCHING "MY BEST FRIEND'S GIRL"...HOLY SHIT THAT WAS FUNNY!

15. My cell phone is…..BROKEN (they aren't made to fly into walls)

16. When I wake up in the morning .....I HAVE A HARD-ON

17. Before I go to sleep at night .......I HAVE A HARD-ON

18. Right now I am thinking about …......SEX

19. Babies are .....AN EMOTIONAL DRAIN...BUT CUTE...RIGHT?

20. Last night I ....JACKED OFF!

21. Today I ….....WILL MASTURBATE

22. Tonight I will ….....TRY TO HAVE SEX

23. Soon I will ......CUM

24. I really want .....A BLUMPY

25. The person who is most likely to re-post this is ....WHOEVER WANTS TO!

Later, The Beeze.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

1. I've come to realize that my ex was......i know this sounds corny but i've been with my hubby 4 ever, so i can't really answer this!

2. I am listening to .....the birds chirp

3. I talk ……football HA!

4. I love ......my familia, football, my pets, my friends & football

5. My best friends .....are here all the time, they eat all my food & drink all my beer LOL!

6. My favorite hobby is.... turning off the computer & just relaxing!

7. I lost ......my 2 dollar bill dammit

8. I hate it when people ...are stupid & talk that way, but yet they think they know everything!

9. Love is ......EVERYTHING MAN! i'll 2nd this beeze!

10. Marriage is .......awesome

11. Somewhere, someone is thinking ......why is she up so early & on beeze's blog?

12. I'll always be .....footballified LOL!

13. I have a crush on .....Kurt Warner

14. The last time I cried was .....when my p's passed away

15. My cell phone is…..OFF for now

16. When I wake up in the morning .....i need coffee

17. Before I go to sleep at night .......i read for a bit

18. Right now I am thinking about …......coffee

19. Babies are .....are adorable!

20. Last night I ....slept & woke up around midnight cuz i was sweaty, so i turned the ceiling fan on.

21. Today I ….....will work,

22. Tonight I will ….....make din din & relax!

23. Soon I will ......have coffee

24. I really want .....a cup of coffee

25. The person who is most likely to re-post this is ....i never do, i like droppin my answers on beeze's blogspot ;0

The Beeze (aka: Tim McNeeley) said...

Thanks CK...I'm always happy when you play!