Sunday, December 14, 2008

Restaurant Review: Bistro On Lincoln Park

Tonight Mrs. Beeze and I went out for dinner at a new restaurant in Cleveland. As the title says it's called Bistro On Lincoln Park...here's a link to there site.....

http://www.bistroonlincolnpark.com/

A couple we have been friends with for a number of years own it. I had worked with Pete (owner and Chef) for many years, he's a great guy and very talented. His wife Megan, whom I've also worked with handles the front of the house.

The place looks great and they are doing well...It's surprising how many people are going out to eat with the economy being so bad....especially in this town.

But lets get to the good part....To start I had the Chorizo Blini - Spanish Manchego Cheese, Marinated Cabbage, Chipotle Sauce...It was great. The Mrs. had the Seared Sea Scallops - Corn Soufflé, Butter Poached Baby Leeks, Potato Gaufrette...very good.

Next I had the Venison Bolognese - Braised Venison, Fresh Fettuccini & Venison Ragu....F**king Awesome!!! Yeah, I ate some Bambi, and it was great.

The wife had the Steak & Frites - Hanger Steak and House-Made Fries...One of the most tender pieces of meat I've ever had.

I was drinking Heineken, and she was drinking Pinot Grigio....I made sure the wife never had an empty class...she's willing to get a little freakier when she's good and boozy.

For Desert she had a banana upside down cake, and I had the cookies and milk....I'm not sh!tt!ng you....Everything is made in house and fresh....The cookies are cooked to order....They were the gooiest, most outstanding f**king cookies I have ever had....And yes they were served with a small class of milk.

It was outstanding.

After that we sat at the bar for one more drink, and shot the sh!t with the bartender, who was also an old friend. Then we headed home...The car ride was nice as I convinced the Mrs. to drop and gobble...That's right, there's no head like road head.

When we got home, I paid off the sitter....Do you know what these f**kers charge? $10 dollars an hour...$10 dollars an hour to watch tv with my kids, tell them when to go to bed, and text their friends....Nice gig...I think I overpaid her...I wanted her out...Mrs. Beeze was in the mood to be dirty...Game on!

So after trying out a couple new moves, and doing a few things I shouldn't talk about, I broke out they jackhammer and finished off the Mrs. for the night. she passed out, and I like all loyal fans checked out the Rangers on the DVR...The boys bounced back after a bad loss last night and won 3-2 in a shoot out...Way to Henrik.

I know this isn't my normal style of posting...except for the sex talk....but I try to keep this blog real, honest and open. Often I get on here and rant, but I want to share the good stuff too....I had a great night, and I wanted to share the highlights...I tend to open up more after booze and sex.....That and I wanted to give my friends a free plug.


Later, The BEEZE.

9 comments:

Anonymous said...

NICE!!!!!!!!

YUUUUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMMMMYYYYYY

this was awesome beeze, you should do these for your local paper....to bad i don't live close by, that dinner sounded perfect!!

The Beeze (aka: Tim McNeeley) said...

It was great...so was DESERT!!!

Anonymous said...

HA! candy cane thigh highs RULE, do they not LMAO!

The Beeze (aka: Tim McNeeley) said...

Yes...Yes they do. LOL

bdubsmitty said...

There's no head like road head...LMAO

That sounds like the title of a creepy porno movie where a dude picks up chicks on the side of the road and forces them to "drop and gobble" (LMAO again).

Great stuff beeze...the bistro sounds like a great place...too bad I live so far away from Cleveland or I would give it a try.

The Beeze (aka: Tim McNeeley) said...

tcp, I knew you would like "drop and gobble"

It's a fun game.

Mind of MadMan said...

Fun, food, and fucking...
Ahhh a great evening.

The Beeze (aka: Tim McNeeley) said...

Yes it was...You can't beat the three Fs.

Jurk said...

jay casey was right.