Monday Moaning ( late edition)

Sorry to be late with the Moaning, but the Beeze family was away Sunday and some of today...We took the kids to Splash Lagoon in Erie PA...http://www.splashlagoon.com/

They love it...I like the bar and Restaurant that is attached to the hotel and water park...A little place called Boston's...http://www.bostonpizza.com/en/Default.aspx

Great food, atmosphere, and the beer is always good...

I head back to the Fish House Tuesday, I was off this past week and I enjoyed it thoroughly...I spent a lot of that time online...Finding things that pissed me off, or just writing about whatever was going on...Feel free to scroll down and check it all out...

I touched on all kinds of stuff...I gave The Melting Pot a second chance, to make a great first impression...Hell any impression that was better then the last one...Brett Favre being a douche...A douche in Purple...F**ked up commercials for the WWF using 9/11 to try and make their stupid point...The messed up way that chicks are treated so we can eat them...College football's sucker punch heard 'round the world...Oh and lets not forget, The Fighting Irish putting a total and complete ass-kicking on the Nevada Wolfpack!

http://irishbuzz.blogspot.com/2009/09/fighting-irish-dominate-nevada-35-0.html

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I was impressed by the Irish offense...The defense was solid, but need to be tougher against the run...

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The Ohio State Luckeyes squeaked out a win against Navy...Oklahoma lost to BYU...And they lost their starting QB Sam Bradford...The early word is 3-5 weeks...That's one Big-12 team out of the way, to help the Luckeyes sneak into the Championship game...Although I don't thing they'll beat USC...Not if they play like they did against Navy...BTW Pryor isn't a quarterback...Go ahead and keep listing him there, but he's no quarterback...
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Speaking of quarterbacks...

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NFL teams have made their final roster cuts, including the Browns...But we still don't know who the hell the starting Quarterback will be...I'm losing my patience with new coach Eric Mangina...There are trade rumors swirling, but nothing seems concrete...There was also talk that the Browns would cut Jamal Lewis...Didn't happen...Again this just shows you...You're better off reading the Beeze, then checking out what "the professionals" think...Clearly they think wrong...
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My community's high school team this week...Bounced back from a tough loss last week and won big this week...Brooklyn Hurricanes 47, Lincoln West 20...The 'Canes were up 40-6 at halftime...Way to go guys!

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I'm gonna cut this week short...I'm tired and need some coffee...Where to go?

Okay, based on her...I'm going to Dunkin'...She's a gamer!

Since this is called Monday Moaning...Let's end with a little moaning...




Later, The Beeze.

Monday Moaning

They say America runs on Dunkin'...Well I sure do! Here I sit on a Sunday night, wondering what to write and knockin' back some Dunkin' Donuts coffee, and grubbin' on some Cup Noodles...

It hasn't been that exciting of a weekend...I would say the big news in sports...Tiger Woods is human...He went into Sunday with a lead...And he blew it! All I can think of is Deniro in Copland....(2 minutes in)




Your winner...Y. E. Yang...Who? Y. E. Yang....Don't ask me, I don't know who the f**k he is! But he played great...

Last week I got to beat the crap out of Josh Hamilton...Just when you thought you saw the highest level of douche baggery...Rick Pitino takes that sh!t to next level...Very nice! Let me sum it up for you if you don't know what happened...

He hooks up with some trap in a restaurant...When I say hooks up...I mean f**ked...Then they go out again...Hook up again...Then, "I'm pregnant!" Let's go to my assistant's place...There they decide that Patino would give her $3000.00 dollars for an abortion...Then she hooks up with his assistant, then marries him...His assistant who now, I believe is a trainer or equipment guy for Patino at Louisville...Then she wants 10 million dollars...So Patino says f**k that...So now she's crying rape...Really? he raped you...And then you went out with him again...Then he raped you again...Then you marry one of his friends...I'm calling BULLSH!T on this chick...And I'm calling Patino a f**king douche bag for the whole mess...Can't wait for his wife to take half his sh!t...And good example for your five kids Dick Patino!

Moving onto a Cleveland Indians update...The Tribe is without a doubt... The best Triple-A team in the land...Boston has to love that Martinez trade...The Indians got pitching prospect Justin Masterson...Friday night he started...3.1 innings pitched...5 BB...6 earned runs...Very Nice!

So, I've gotten more proof that the little Beeze is becoming more like me...All week he's been pretty obsessed with my wife's breasts...The highlight being him saying, in front of my mother-in-law, and brother-in-law...."I want those boobies...Give me those boobies!" That's my Boy!

The highlight of the weekend would have to be Saturday night...The Mrs. and went out to dinner with our friends May and Bryan...We went to the Fish House's sister restaurant...It's a steak house...And a very good one at that...From the moment we walked in we were treated like VIPs...It helps when you've known the GM, Chef, and the server for many years...The ladies enjoyed their wine...I enjoyed my Dortmunder...Bryan enjoyed his cocktails...I forget what he was drinking....Does it matter, as long as he was drinking right!?!

The food was awesome...Apps were great...Salads were great...Entrees were great...I had the bone-in strip steak, Au Poivre style....(from the food lovers companion..."[oh PWAHV-rh] Steak that is covered with coarsely ground pepper before being sauteed or broiled. Steak au poivre is usually finished either by topping it with a chunk of sweet butter or by making a simple sauce from the pan drippings. Elaborate presentations often call for flaming (see flambé) the steak with brandy. Also called pepper steak.")

Then we had dessert...That too was great...Then we got the bill...It was half of what it should have been...And it should have been a lot...It pays to know people!

After that we went across the street to a bar...We had one drink there...But the gals weren't enjoying the Blues band that was playing...BTW, at this point I had given up on the Browns pre-season game...Bryan was loving it...He's from Wisconsin...So seeing the Packers make the browns look like tools, was very enjoyable for him...17-0 Packers! Brownies picking up where they left off...

Then we went to this bar called Aces...We had to pay a cover charge...There was a sh!tty band playing...Seriously sh!tty...They were a wannabe punk band, playing '80s hits, trying to sound like Green Day...Oh, and they did a Green Day tune also...They sucked at that one too...But there's nothing like a sh!tty punk band, playing Duran Duran's "Hungry Like a Wolf."

After a little time there...Once May's eye's started closing, we headed out...We dropped them off at home...Then we headed home...Dinner and everything else was great, but here COMES the highlight...Mrs. Beeze did the old drop and gobble...You know it's good night when you get road head...

Sunday, I had to get up early and go to the Fish House for power douching of the kitchen...That'll ruin a buzz quickly....Then I came home to the little guy being an a$$hole...He was a serious pain...Now all is well...They're all sleeping...When I'm done with this I'll check out some porn...

That's it for now...Have a good week...Go get some Dunkin'!



Later, The Beeze.