Monday Moaning

Yeah, this is about all the Soccer coverage you're gonna get from me...


I'm not going to act like one of those bandwagon, douchebag fans...I never liked Soccer...I never watch it...I don't care about it, and I'm not going to start now...

Yet America was filled with Soccer fans today...At least a lot of people acting like they were Soccer fans...And then the newly converted Soccer fans, because the U.S. Women's team was playing in the championship game...WHAT!?! This wasn't even men's Soccer? WTF people!?! Oh, I can smell the angry ladies now, as I belittle female sports...Let's be honest people...Women's sports have a hard time drawing to begin with...Mix that with Soccer, which has a hard time drawing in the U.S. and you have something on your TV to help put you to sleep!

By the way, the U.S. lost on penalty kicks or whatever...Suddenly Americans get why people were saying how it sucks to decide a game on penalty kicks...

And I have to go after a couple dolts on Twitter...Yes there were constant Twitter updates from these newly found Soccer fans...But there were a couple who went after President Obama for not being at the game...Now I've written things against him, and in favor of him, but this shit is just retarded...I think he some more important shit to worry about, then a Soccer game...You know, like trying to get Democrats and Republicans to work out some kind of deal that will stop the world from falling into an economic shit storm...And the troops that are still fighting overseas...And countless other things...

Oh, and don't forget the media and bloggers like me who would be up his ass if he was wasting his time at a stupid fucking Soccer game, instead of trying to do his job...

And before you ask, I didn't watch the fucking Golf either! That would have sent me to nap time as well...

In Football news, Cedric Benson has been arrested again...This is his 4th bit of legal trouble in 3 years...He is also the third member of the Bengals to get arrested in the last couple weeks...Yeah, Pac-Man Jones got busted too...The NFL should just suspend that whole fucking team right now!

Now to pimp the other shit I posted this past week...Friday I posted my HEISMAN_PREVIEW ...

Wednesday I shared a brief potion of the BOOK I've been working on...No White Asparagus in this!

Now to the Little Beeze...Tee-Ball season has gone well, and surprisingly it is almost over already...I wish the season was a couple weeks longer...I'm really seeing the improvement, and would love to let these kids get some more hacks...My boy has been excellent in the field...He's got one of the three best arms on the team...His hitting was good last year, and it's gotten better each week...


The boy has been crazy about that damn Angry Birds game for the last year...The constant updates keeps it exciting for him...He's also a good little Artist...Great at drawing, and then Saturday, While I was working my double at the Fish House, the Mrs. texted me this picture...



Kids got it down pretty good...Sunday I asked him if he could make anymore with Play-Doh...He proceeded to make another red bird...3 blue birds, and two yellow birds...If Baseball doesn't pan out, maybe his art skills will take him somewhere!

He also found this video on his iPod, and loved it...He asked if I would put it in the blog, and I said what the hell...



I know, it's no Kate Upton video, but don't worry, I post some more smut for you pervs soon!

Have a week...

Later, The Beeze.