Monday Moaning

Well I hate to start the week off on a downer...But I really have no choice...I'll try to get past it and post some good stuff for ya...I had written in this previous post...http://thebeezewax.blogspot.com/2009/05/dying-view.html ...About a sick friend...I found out Sunday, that she passed away...This kinda put me in a sh!t mood...And to be honest, it made me remember how not important sports and celebrities and all that nonsense really are...
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I spend alot of time cracking on stupid athletes, and well stupid people in general...And don't get me wrong...I'm sure in a day or two I'll be passing out skull f**ks or talking some kinda sh!t about some nonsense...But I guess I just want to remind everyone, that there are bigger, more important things out there...

So yeah...LeBron and the CAVS choked...But it could be worse...You could have choked on a chicken wing watching that piece of sh!t game...

And that folks is the most basketball talk you're gonna get from me...

Now Hockey...That's a f**king sport....The Stanley Cup Finals started Saturday night...The Detroit Red Wings beat the Pittsburgh Penguins 3-1...Game two was played Sunday night...The NHL and NBC wanted to get as many viewers as possible...So they did the rare back to back games...The Wings won game two, also 3-1....the key to both of the games...

Chris Osgood...

This guy just knows how to win in the playoffs...He always raises his game to the next level...And to be honest so do the Red Wings...I thought they would win it in 6 maybe 7 games...Now it may be 5...

The Penguins have lots of talent...and some grit...But they don't have the same grit the Wings have...

I expect the Pens to win game 3 on their home ice...At the end of game 2 Malkin sent a message...Not just to the Wings, that he wasn't backing down...But to his teammates also...I'm sure it'll be another tight battle...

Now I always like to include a little bit about the Beeze family's weekend...It was nothing to crazy...Except for the sex Saturday night...That caused me to have to take Mrs. Beeze to the Urgent Care Sunday morning...The poor gal could barely move...Should was having some serious muscle spasms, that were locking her up and making it hard to breathe...

Now I hate to sound insensitive...But it makes a man feel pretty good about himself, when he puts his woman in the hospital after a night of long, hard, serious deep d!cking...It wasn't any crazy positions...We started at Cowgirl...Went onto Reverse Cowgirl...Then she got bent over the dresser...Then she got jack hammered on the floor...Then we finished it off with the Tampeco Destroyer...(if you don't know what that is...I'll tell you later, in the comments)

So the doctor is asking what happened? What were you doing? I wanted to say read my blog a$$hole...But the wife would have been pissed...Then I thought...Just tell him...'What ya think Doc...I was layin' the wood to her all night!' ...No...That would have pissed her off too...So what does she come up with..."I think I hurt it cleaning."

Cleaning? Cleaning the dresser with your t*ts maybe...Cleaning the rug with you back possibly...Cleaning the sheets with sweat and c*m if that's clean in your book...(did I just go to far? Oh I think she's not like that part)

So the Doctor gave her prescriptions for muscle relaxers, and anti-inflammatory...So she's pretty much useless right now...And then she uses this crap as an excuse to not get it on tonight...I believe she said..."how big of an a$$hole are you?" The answer is yet to be determined...

That's all for now gang...Have a good week.

Later, The Beeze.

PS...Let the ones you love know, just how much you love them.