Monday Moaning

I have to be honest with you, each week, it becomes harder and harder for me to not become a Buffalo Bills fan...If for no other reason then their fans, known as the #BillsMafia....They lived up to their reputation again this Sunday...

Warning: NSFW!

How can you not love the #BillsMafia!?! they know how to party pic.twitter.com/BGpd3hCrLB"

— Tim McNeeley (@TheBeeze34) December 7, 2015

That's some quality Tailgating!

The Bills also managed to beat the Texans, so there was winning all around in Buffalo...


-Now, I'm moving right along to my crusade to promote the fighting in the NHL, because douchebags like Mathew Barnaby and Mike Milbury annoy me so much for talking about getting rid of fighting in Hockey...Milbury who climbed in the stands and hit fan with a shoe, and Barnaby who never would have been in the NHL if he didn't scrap....Assholes!

I felt there were three really solid fights this past week...


1. McLeod and Glass...






2. Chipchura and Smith...






3. Latta and Trouba...







Bonus:  The big, crushing left, from the little guy, Jordan Tootoo...






- Now I will get to the final topic for this edition of Monday Moaning...The Bowl selection happened...And the Fiesta Bowl selected Notre Dame and Ohio State...The line has opened with Ohio State being a 5 point favorite...

I'll take it...The Irish plus 5...Ohio State has covered the spread just twice this season, on a really weak schedule...And I'm not even going to rag on the schedule, because anymore, it's a crap shoot, and the schedules are made a few years out...The Irish had softies too...But at least neither Charleston Southern on their schedule, right Alabama!?!  (twats!)

I saw some friends on Facebook already talking trash, like this is a damn cakewalk for Ohio State...Jesus fucking Christ, they struggled with Northern Illinois, Indiana, and Minnesota...Even in the games where they blew teams out they sucked balls for a quarter or two...Ohio State didn't play a complete until Michigan...

Yes, Notre Dame had a couple clunkers...Their defense saved them against BC, when the offense took that night off...Then the defense shit the bed against Stanford...

I expect this to be a good game...I expect a few sloppy moments, because shit, both of these teams had plenty of those this season, that's why they aren't in the playoffs...And yes, Buckeye Nation, I saw you pissing and moaning on Twitter Saturday night and early Sunday morning, how the playoffs should be eight teams and not four....Funny how you didn't feel that way last year...Knuckle up!

Anyways....I have to take a trip into Ohio soon, and make some bets with my friends there on this one...I'm looking forward to New Year's Day now!


That's if for now...More to come...

Have a week...

Monday Moaning

Well, Saturday the Ohio State Buckeyes looked like asses...It wasn't just that they lost to Michigan State...Which by the way, Ronda feels for ya...

To me, the biggest thing is all year, they have wasted their best player, Zeke Elliott...You know, the guy that carried them through the end of last season, and the playoffs...And Saturday, after getting only two carries in the second half, he made his thoughts and feelings known...

"How we lost, I just feel like we weren't put in the right opportunity to win this game, we weren't put in the right situations to win this game. I don't think Michigan State was better than us. They weren't. We didn't execute."


Elliott continued....

"Honestly, this is my last game in the Shoe. I mean, there's no chance of me coming back next year."

"What happened today, it was kind of like a bad, bad dream. Offense had a rough day, and I'm disappointed. I'm disappointed in the play calling, I'm disappointed in the situations we were put in, and I wish it all played out differently."

Elliott wasn't done yet...

"It's very disappointing, the one drive that we had where we kind of had some momentum when we scored after the strip sack, the plays we ran, we ran a lot of gap schemes and we were gashing them. You guys saw that on that drive, and we had a lot of momentum. Honestly, we didn't see those plays at all for the rest of the game. Those plays weren't called anymore. I asked for those plays to be called, and they weren't. It just hurts. It hurts a lot."

Shit is real tense in Columbus...Sure, it wouldn't be as tense if they managed to win, but considering how the Buckeyes haven't been blowing the doors off people they should have all year, it's clear that there has been trouble in Paradise...In my opinion, it never helps when you do that idiotic QB juggling crap...When you say, "we have two starting QB's," what you're really saying is, you don't have a starting QB...

I'd say I feel bad for ya...But we all know that would be bullshit, right?

Thanks to Ohio State, my Fighting Irish's position was helped...Which they needed since they couldn't hold onto the football all night in Fenway park...Dropped passes out the ass...Fumble after fumble...A couple INT's...The Irish defense is the only reason they got out alive...I first wrote that they didn't deserve the win...But the D did...The offense needs to run 100 laps cradling a football....

- How about Hockey...The New York Islanders moved to Brooklyn, and many thought it would be a great move...But so far, the ticket sales haven't gone as well as hoped...Plus, the arena isn't ideal for hockey viewing...The Nightly Show did a funny bit to try and help the Islanders reach real people from Brooklyn...

And while I'm here promoting hockey...I'm going to promote fighting...Why? Because 1. I like it...but more importantly 2. Because Matthew Barnaby is a fucking asshole...I'm listening to this guy on his Sirius XM, NHL Radio show, and he is yapping about how fighting needs to go away in hockey...And he sees it being gone relatively soon...Just to be clear folks, for those of you who may not know this...If it wasn't for fighting, Matthew Barnaby would have never had an NHL career...The guy was a garbage player, who talked shit, checked, threw elbows, and fought...Fucking cock-smoker...Oh, he has also hit women in his past too...Piece of shit!

So, I picked out two fights from this weekend that I enjoyed...I hope you do as well...






Oleksiak, just throwing fucking hammers!








Pretty good go by both guys...


That's it for now...Go watch a hockey fight and tell Matthew Barnaby to eat a dick!

JT Barrett Gets Off Easy

Ohio State QB, JT Barrett plead guilty to Operating a Vehicle under the Influence...The 20 year old Barrett was arrested on October 31st near the Ohio State campus, at a police checkpoint...Reports say his B.A.C. was a 0.099, substantially over the .02 limit for those under 21...

Barrett made a plea deal, plead guilty to the OVI charge, and a backing without safety charge was dismissed...Barrett will serve no time, have his license suspended for 180 days, and with fines and court costs, he will pay approximately $500...

While in court Barrett expressed his remorse to the judge saying, "I just wanted to apologize to my family for this embarrassment and also to the Ohio State football program and also Buckeye Nation.  I never wanted to hurt Ohio State for what it's done for me as a player and also as a person and I'm truly sorry for that."

I'm glad he's apologetic...Way to fucking go...Everyone is apologetic when they get caught...Hopefully he learned from this...But he got off easy...Way too much we here about "class" differences in this country, and how certain "classes" are treated differently....Well folks, here is a prime example...If JT Barrett was a start football player at Ohio State...If he wasn't the better of the two QB's, he wouldn't have gotten a slap on the wrist...

Ask "Average Joe" what he would have gotten...Especially considering the fact of being under the legal drinking age...A non-Ohio State football star would have lost their license for 2 years...1 minimum..."Average Joe" would have $2000-$3000 in fines...And "Average Joe" would need a good attorney to keep his ass out of jail, and get him off with 100 hours of community service, and 10 MADD meetings...

So there's the life lesson kids...Learn to throw a football...Run fast...Or be a big-time actor...Then you'll be in the class that can screw up often, and get at least 5 "second chances!"

Monday Moaning

So, I swore off the NFL last year...And I have held my ground pretty firmly...But being in this sports blogging website business, I do tend to read, and hear, and keep an eye on the "trending" shit...Like the New England Patriots, Tom Brady, and Bill Belichick's 'Fuck You Tour' of the NFL...Kinda love that...Loved seeing they handed that dick-bag Greg Hardy and the Cowboys a 30-6 loss!

I have to ask...Hey Hardy....How the fuck does Brady's dick taste!?!

Besides all the rings, and records, there's the making a baby with the hot actress...

And then there's the Super Model wife...

All Hardy (a woman beater) has is a rap sheet and ...Ummm...Well a viral video about what a piece of shit he is!






-Moving along...I didn't do to well on my college football pick'em this weekend...The worst week I've had so far this year...Oh well, shit weeks happen...But I did notice something while watching games and scores...Ohio State only covered the spread versus Virginia Tech, which is something I pointed out in week one, that they cover in revenge games...But the rest of their games, they've been playing like a team that thinks they can just flip a switch, and boom...They'll win...Easy enough against Maryland, Western Michigan, and Northern Illinois...Well, it wasn't even that easy against Northern Illinois...

I wasn't sold on Michigan's dominating last couple wins, because, just like Ohio State, they weren't playing heavy hitters...But after the WOLVERINES abused what has looked like a solid Northwestern team, the Buckeyes better get their shit together before taking on Michigan....Michigan State has looked the same as Ohio State...They need to get their heads out of their asses...The big difference is MSU is playing the right QB...While I think Meyer made a mistake going with Jones...That kid has looked like crap this year...


-My Notre Dame Fighting Irish got back on track beating Navy Saturday...(Covered the spread as I predicted)...But while some have said they still have a shot at the playoffs if they win out, I have to disagree...While their schedule didn't look too weak at the start of the year, it does now...The ACC teams on the schedule, except Clemson, all look like shit...USC has fallen apart, and their coach just took a leave of absence...Texas is junk...And Stanford is solid, but won't carry a enough weight...


- The NHL season started, and we got our first taste of the new, 3 on 3 overtime...I voiced my displeasure about THIS back in June....Well, if you have just under 4 minutes to kill, this is what the first 3 on 3 OT looked like...






Yes, yes, yes...It was a fast paced, end to end action...Oh so thrilling....But it's a totally different game then what got those teams to that point...It's fucking stupid...And all the dicks out there who complain about the games going to a shootout to get the winner...Look what you got...You basically got a shootout decision...That game came down to a couple a one on one breakaways...Way to go, you got the same shit!

Fucking 3 on 3 can eat my ass!


- That's it for now...You won't see me much, as the big move is happening this week...Lots to do...Lots of stress...Lots of excitement...

Have a week...

Monday Moaning

Well hello there Buffalo Jills...Yes, the Bills lost Sunday to the Patriots, but thers seems to be something special with those Bills fans...Last week our friend Jeff wrote about a Craigslist ad, written by a female, looking for a guy, a stranger, that she never even looked at, that she jacked-off at a Bills game while her boyfriend was off getting her food and drink...Then Sunday, Barstool Sports shared this via Instgram...

Undefeated at tailgates #BillsMafia @jamesone4

A video posted by Barstool Sports (@barstool_sports) on Sep 20, 2015 at 3:01pm PDT

One guy shooting snot rockets and puking, and another giving some chick the ole Patrick Kane treatment!

I don't know, but with us moving about an hour and change away from Buffalo, when my NFL fandom contract is up and I'm a free agent again, I may have to sign with the Bills...They're a horny, boozing bunch!


-The Fighting Irish  defense stepped up, and was dominate for 3 and a half quarters Saturday...They got a bit lax late in the game, but the way they handled Georgia Tech's option attack was excellent...Sophomore QB DeShone Kizer played well, and it seems C.J. Prosise has found his true calling at Running Back...

-In my Pick'em POST Friday, I had a solid week again...winning 3, losing 1 and having a push on 1 game...And I said it, Northern Illinois being a 35 point underdog was crazy...Even against Ohio State...The Buckeyes rarely cover against MAC schools...But for Ohio State fans, it was worse then that...NIU brought everything they had, and normally with them, that means offense...But Saturday the D showed up...And the Ohio State QB situation got shakier, as neither guy played very well...

Ohio State coach Urban Meyer has talked about what a great situation they are in with their depth and talent, and having two starting QB's...You know what my Dad said to me many years ago about situations like this..."If you have two starting QB's, you don't have a starting QB."

And from what I saw, flipping between this game and the ND game, Ohio State has one of the country's best running backs, in Zeke Elliot, and they did not use him enough....(plus I predicted him to win the Heisman, so damn it Meyer, ride that fucking horse into the ground!)

-Alabama fell to Ole Miss for the second year in a row...I said I wasn't touching this game ('Bama was a 7 point favorite)...I didn't know what to expect from the Tide, and Ole miss has looked solid...Well, now I know what to expect from Alabama this year....Fucking confusion...From the head coach, to the OC, to the players...Another team unsettled at QB...Honestly, most the team looked like teir heads were up their asses...5 turnovers...And every bounce started going Ole Miss' way...Good...I fucking hate Alabama!


-Now we are moving onto a totally different subject...A chick named Nicole Arbour, who is a comic, also does videos ripping on shit that she posts on YouTube...If you didn't know, there are people know as "YouTubers"...The post videos babbling about whatever...The crybaby ones post response videos every time their vagina hurts...Arbour did one recently titles "Dear Fat People"....Before you watch, she has an annoying quality to her...Which of course, I like...Also, I'm fat...And I wasn't offended...I laughed...She's a comic!






So, all kinds of fatties starting crying....Screaming that she is "Fat-shaming" and "bullying"....

Fuck you, grow up!  The terms "Shaming" and "bullying" have become two of the most overused terms in the English Language....Why has this country become so fucking soft!?!  When I grew up do you know what bullying was?  An asshole 8th grader (often a big fat fuck) who beat the shit out of a 5th grader and stole his shit...The next day my two older brothers turn his face into what looked like ashed potatoes with ketchup....

Nut the fuck up people...And these crybaby fatties weren't giving Arbour shit when weeks earlier she did a video, humorously trashing "Insta-models"....those are the chicks that post sexy pics on Instagram in the hopes of landing a modeling career...Then those gashes at "the View" had Arbour on...She told all about it on Opie and Jim Norton's show...How they kept cutting out her mic when she made jokes, trying to make it seem like she was swearing...How these gashes gave her shit...Two who were comedians, so they looked like twats...Oh, and this nice bit about how they really feel about nurses...




Fuck "The View"....Fuck all these pussified twats that cry about everything and stand for nothing...And fuck everyone attacking comedy and freedom of speech...No one made you click on Nicole Arbour's YouTube channel...We have free will....You don't have to watch you crybaby cunts!


With that I say....

Have a week!

The Beeze's College Pick'em (week 3)

This week's pick'em is going to be shorter...There just aren't that many games I like...And you don't bet just to bet...You gotta be smart about it...Last week I was right on 75% of my games...I'm not going to throw a bunch a games out there for ya if I wouldn't bet them myself...We'll start this week with a tough one...


-Georgia Tech at Notre Dame....

GT walks into South Bend as 2.5-3 point favorite...They are only the favorite because of the loss of Irish starting QB, Malik Zaire...That said, with or without Zaire, this game was always going to hinge on how well the Irish defense plays against the pesky Tech offense...GT is 8-3 in road openers...The Irish have a commanding lead in this series, with a 27-6-1 record...The Yellow jackets will push Notre Dame...This game will come down to the wire...I think the Irish can pull it out...Take them getting the 3 points...



-Memphis at Bowling Green...

Yep, Bowling Green has become my go-to to team when looking at games to bet...The Falcons put up points...They can run with almost anyone...BGSU is 8-1 hosting non-conference teams since 2010...Memphis is a helluva team flying under most people's radar...They can rack up the points as well...But I think they may meet their match this week...Take the Falcons getting 3 points....



-Northern Illinois at Ohio State...

NIU is 5-4 versus Big Ten schools over the last six years...Ohio State is 19-0 against MAC schools since 2000, but they have had a number of issues covering the spread...NIU isn't Hawaii...They'll put up a fight...Take the Huskies plus the 35 points...



-BYU at UCLA...

These are two really good teams...And if we have learned anything over the first two weeks of the season, when it comes to BYU, throw all the analytics out the window...AND, and don't care who they are playing, there is no logical reason to have them as 16.5 point underdog...This game will be on TV at 10:30 (est)...Take BYU plus the 16.5 points and enjoy the hell out of the show these two teams put on...

-There are other big games...Ole Miss at Alabama...'Bama is a 7 point favorite...I just don't trust them yet, and I'm not sure what to think of Ole Miss yet...I'm leaving this game alone...

-Stanford at USC...The Trojans are a 10 point favorite...But these PAC-12 games some times turn into a slugfest...Stanford has a lot to prove...The Gambler in me would take USC, but right now, I'm leaving it alone...

-The last game I'll talk about...

Auburn at LSU...

LSU is 9-5 versus Auburn, and on a 7-0 stretch when hosting the Tigers...LSU is a 7 point favorite...I expect Auburn to come out with a lot of fire after nearly losing to Jacksoville State last week...Then there is the Les Miles factor...While he is a good coach, he has an incredible knack to make stupid mistakes/decision, that often fuck over the gambler or the bookie...I'll take Auburn getting the 7 points...

Good luck!

The Beeze's College Football Pick'em (week 1)

Good looking form there...

And hopefully this weekly post will help you give it to some one...Like your bookie...Screw on-line gambling...I'm old school...I learned the gambling business when I was a little kid...My dad did some collections for extra money when we were young, and I would go with him to pick up "football tickets" and drop them off on Fridays...He did some gambling himself...and taught me his simple rules...

1. Don't bet the mortgage/rent.
2. Don't bet the grocery money.
3. Don't bet the kids tuition.
4. Don't bet with your heart. (took me a bit to get that)
5. Don't try to recover your loses with one big bet you can't cover/afford.
6. Don't bet on Monday Night Football...It was created for the Bookies.

Now that we have those tips out of the way...Let's get to the games I've picked for this week...(and no I won't be picking any of those cream-puff games...just real games that should be at least slightly competitive.) The lines I'm using are  are as of right now.


- TCU at Minnesota  (Thursday)

TCU is 7-3 in road openers and average a 19 point margin of victory...Last year against Minnesota they forced 5 turnovers.
Minnesota is 17-3 in home openers...They are 12-6 when hosting a non-conference opponent...Over the last three years, they are on a 9-0 run hosting non-conference opponents...That run comes to an end this week...Take TCU minus the points.  (17)

-Michigan at Utah (Thursday)

Utah is 20-4 in home openers...Michigan hasn't started the season with a road victory since 1995...In the last 15 years Michigan is 3-8 in regular season, non-conference away games...I don't care what big mouth Jim Harbaugh says, the Michigan turnaround won't start this week...Take Utah, minus the points... (4.5)


-Washington at Boise State (Friday)

This will be Washington's first time on the Blue Turf...The Huskies are 2-11 in road openers...This is also Head Coach Chris Peterson's first time back to Boise State where he had a 48-2 record on the blue turf...Washington is going to lose, but take them plus the points...(12)...Peterson and his team will hang in there...


-Auburn vs. Louisville  (Atlanta)

Louisville is 17-33-1 versus the SEC...This is their first opener not at home since 2005...Auburn has played in Atlanta 4 times since 2010 and have a 3-1 record...Auburn will make that 4-1 as they have too much firepower for the trendy Louisville pick...Take the Tigers minus the points...(10.5)


-Arizona State at Texas A&M  (Houston)

ASU is 1-6 in road openers...They are 3-9 versus SEC teams...(not that I fully count A&M as a SEC team yet...It's a mental thing)....The Aggies are 5-7 in road/neutral site openers, but they have won 3 straight...This is one of those games I look at and say, 'leave it alone!'  Yeah, I wouldn't touch this game, but screw it...It's called gambling for a reason....Take the Sun Devils plus the points! (3.5)

-Wisconsin vs. Alabama  (Arlington)

Wisconsin had a streak of 16 straight season opening wins until last year...Alabama has won 13 straight season openers...This is their 4th neutral site opener (3-0)...I think Alabama is over-hyped this year...They'll probably win this one, but take the Badgers with the points...(10.5)



-Texas at Notre Dame

The Irish are 8-2 vs. Texas, winning the last 4 meetings...They are 15-4 in home/season openers since 1995...Texas is 1-2 in South Bend, Indiana...That win was in 1934...The Longhorns are 12-2 in road openers, losing the last 2...

This is that point when I have to listen to that don't bet with your heart rule...Texas is getting better, they're on their way back...But Notre Dame wins this game...

...That said, take Texas with the points...(10)



-Ohio State at Virginia Tech  (Monday)

Virginia Tech is 18-1 in home openers...Ohio State is 7-2 since 2006 in road openers...When seeking revenge from a previous season's loss, the Buckeyes are 8-0 since 2010...The average margin of victory in those games is 14 points...The Hokies will hang in there with the home field advantage for the first half, maybe...But it won't last...Take Ohio State minus the points...(11)


Good luck, and enjoy the football...





disclaimer: I and this website are not responsible for any losses you take because you may be a degenerate gambler, an idiot, or may be dealing in illegal activities...These are just merely my thoughts on how I would bet, if I did that type of thing.

Four Buckeyes Suspended for Season Opener

Today, Ohio State suspended defensive end Joey Bosa, receiver Corey Smith and H-backs Jalin Marshall and Dontre Wilson for violation of team rules...They'll miss the season opener on September 7th against Virginia Tech...

All-American DE, Joey Bosa is the biggest hit...He notched 21 sacks the last two seasons...The Buckeyes will look to a couple of red-shirt Freshmen, Sam Hubbard and Darius Slade to rotate in opposite red-shirt Sophomore Tyquan Lewis...

It came out last week, that QB Braxton Miller was converting to WR/H-back...This looks like an even better move now, as Miller can fill the void of Marshall a,d Wilson who averaged 5.8 and 5.6 yards per carry...

Much is expected from Smith this year, but now Noah Brown, who had a great spring, will have a shot to step up and make an impact.

I'm not sure what rules these guys violated, but as someone who is not an Ohio State fan, and always look for what this program does wrong, I'm happy to see them make this stand, especially for the first game against a Virginia Tech team that always seem to be a pain in people's asses.

In Other News...

So, we're looking at a battle of the O's....

Oregon vs. Ohio State for College Football's new and improved National Championship...Go ahead and guess who I'm rooting for....Well shit, when these final four teams were picked I said then I was going with the Ducks....I hate FSU and Winston...Wow did he look like a fool! I hate Alabama and SEC country, which put me in the odd spot of rooting for Ohio State Thursday night...But you won't see me doing that again...Gotta strap on some green, or whatever damn color scheme the Ducks will be wearing for the big game!  I'm all in...Deep down inside I was meant to live in the Pacific Northwest!

-Earlier in the day I popped on the Cotton Bowl...But I quickly turned it off...1. ESPN has decided to change their in-game scoreboard graphic, which was taking up an eighth of the screen...2. They were playing the Cotton Bowl...But they weren't playing in the Cotton Bowl...It just didn't look right...I know this isn't the first time, but I'm old-school...You play the damn Cotton Bowl in the Cotton Bowl....

-Luckily there was something much better on TV to watch...The Winter Classic...

I had no rooting interest...Ok, slightly...Caps Goalie Braden Holtby is on my fantasy team, so I was glad to see him get the win...Also, the jerseys the Caps wore were the best looking ones they've ever had....The Blackhawks Jersey just had slight changes to their classic style...

The Winter Classic has become one of something the NHL has done well over the last few years...

I know they added extra outdoor games last year, and I feared it would be over-kill, but they haven't ruined it yet....Yet, is always a key word with the NHL...


-Earlier this week the Notre Dame Fighting Irish did their best to salvage their Football season...It started well, but the wheels fell off after the loss the FSU....But they managed to beat LSU...I hate LSU, LSU fans, and the SEC gasbags that will tell you a 4 loss SEC team should be in the National Championship over an undefeated team from anywhere else...So, while not thoroughly impressed with my Irish, I was still very pleased to beat those ass-hats...A win is a win...A win over a SEC team is even sweeter!

-So, it is 2015...Still feels a lot like 2014...2014 sucked for the most part in my own little world...I have hopes that 2015 is much better...The Holidays blew past me...It was a blur...For the first time in my life, I really didn't enjoy the Christmas season...I hate that feeling...Christmas Eve and morning I enjoyed seeing the kids enjoyment...but when it was all over, and Christmas night when everyone was in bed, I sat in my chair depressed...Not wanting it t o end, because I felt like I missed most of it...I stayed up late watching the last glimpses of Christmas movies...Sadly the last thing playing on TV was Christmas with the Kranks...Wow did that blow...

So, while I never make New Year's resolutions, this year I will...One, to get healthier...Two, no matter how, busy, tired, frustrated, and whatever else, I will get into, and enjoy the Christmas season of 2015 and not just get it done...Three, I'll win the fucking Lotto!

I hope you all had a great New Years...At least better then this fool's...

And I hope by now, you aren't still feeling like this...

Have a week...

Have a great 2015...

The Beeze.

Monday Moaning

You know, some weekends are work, work, work...Luckily Mrs. Beeze does the majority of the laundry!

The weekend started with me in the kitchen preparing Thanksgiving dinner...The kids watched the parade, my oldest nursing a serious cold that knocked her for a loop Tuesday afternoon, and kept her in bed for 2 days...

Family came and ate...Not too much family...Which meant lots of leftovers...Everyone left the house with extra food, and we still had plenty to enjoy the rest of the weekend...Plus the turkey stew I made with the dark meat, and the bones, and veggies...It cooked on very low heat for about 17 hours, and then we poured it over some fresh biscuits...Delicious!

Then came Saturday...I made it clear that all I was doing was watching football...First Ohio State at Michigan...It became very clear, early in this game, that neither team was here to play defense...It came right down to the wire...Michigan scores with less then 40 seconds left...42-41 OSU...Michigan coach Brady Hoke decides to try to ruin the Buckeyes' season right here and go for 2...They failed...Seemed like a bad play call, not giving his running QB an option to run it in himself if it's there...Me, I would have played it safe, kicked the 1, and go at it some more in OT...People say OSU would have rolled in OT...Well, the way the game went, Michigan wasn't having trouble moving the ball themselves...Oh well...The Buckeyes undefeated season marches on, looking ahead to Michigan State in the conference championship game...and looking over their shoulder to see if they get jumped by a 1 loss team in the rankings...

Then the "Iron Bowl" came on...Alabama at Auburn...So many of us wanted to see an upset...And with 1 second left, Alabama attempts a 57 yard field goal with a freshman kicker...Their starting kicker (who I won't name because he has already gotten enough hate mail and bad press) missed 3 field goal attempts earlier in the game...The kick was short, and Auburn CB Chris Davis returned it 109 yards for the winning, touchdown...




Fucking Auburn is becoming masters of the exciting big play, big finish...

After the game, Auburn AD Jay Jacobs was already pissing off Ohio State, and Ohio State fans by making his case to jump them in the standings saying it would be "a disservice to college football" if a one-loss SEC champion was left out of the national title game for Ohio State....Fucking balls down there in the South!

I'm not taking a side here, I'm just saying, maybe wait until your school plays Missouri in the SEC title game before you start trying to get into the National Championship game...

Then I watched my Fighting Irish take on Stanford...I didn't expect the Irish to win, but I was glad they hung in there...The fact is, they could have won this game...Like some other games this year, mistakes, and bad QB play got to them...I read a headline that summed up Saturday's game...

"Rees Shows Heart, Not Enough Arm."

I also had myself jumping to the UCLA/USC game...I was actually expecting it to be closer, but UCLA handled the Trojans 35-14...When that one lost it's luster I started checking on the Missouri/Texas A&M game...Missouri won 28-21, putting them into the SEC Championship game against Auburn, and putting that miserable look on Johnny Manziel's face...And I never get tired of that...

It has been a crazy football week...Thursday, I didn't watch the NFL, with the exception of the last 5 minutes of the Steelers/Ravens game...I did watch the Ole Miss/Miss State game...It was an old school backyard brawl, and Miss State pulled 17-10 OT win...From what I heard, it was better then the Lions/Packers game...

Sunday, I watched no football...Had to pick up the slack from doing nothing Saturday...So, we broke out the Christmas decorations and got all that crap started...It's the earliest we've ever done this crap...I don't like going this early, but the kids were excited...Plus the weekends are already getting booked up, plus both the girls birthday's are this month...Our oldest turns 12 Tuesday...Were the hell did the time go!?!

Oh, and I saw the Browns lost to Jacksonville...Jacksonville...that shit is why I quit being a Browns fan!

So, since I'm being Johnny Festive, I figure I end each week's post with a Christmas tune...But I'm gonna try to use some songs that aren't traditional...Here's Dead Sara's "Snow in Los Angeles"





Have a week...

The Beeze...

Monday Moaning

Yeah Oregon...I have you as my number one team...Sure Alabama is still rolling along...But it's easy to roll along when one of the last six teams you've played has a winning record...

1. Oregon
2. Florida State
3. Alabama
4. Ohio State
5. Miami
6. Baylor
7. Fresno State
8. Stanford
9. Oklahoma
10. Clemson

That's my top ten right now, based on schedule strength, wins, and what I have seen...I watch a damn good amount of college football...Too much my wife would say!   Along with a number of the college football talk shows, so I can be aggravated by the talking heads...Pleas keep telling me how great Alabama is...1 of the last 6 teams they have played has a winning record...The media needs to stop giving them points for what they did the last two years..."This is this."  It's all about this year...Only this year...

Baylor hits the meat of their schedule now, so we'll see if their high flying, high powered offense can keep it up...Oregon is # 1 because their schedule...People are not respecting how good the PAC is this year...And Oregon's offense showed this week, even after a bad start, and good D, they can take over a game...UCLA is good, and they thought they had the Ducks setup for an upset...Then Oregon rattled off 28 unanswered points....

Sorry Ohio State fans...Yeah, you rolled Penn State...It was only Penn State...Every week two things happen in the Big Ten...Ohio State looks to be getting better...And everyone else looks weaker...The Buckeyes are being dragged down by their conference...And based on what I've seen, of my top three teams, in my opinion, Alabama is the only one Ohio State can take down...Florida State's thrashing of Clemson last week proved a lot of doubters, including me, that they are for real...

-Now onto The World Series...I'm writing the before Game four is played...I want to be able to watch the game, and go to bed...I had a long weekend as we went to visit family out of town...I'll get to that in a bit...I just want to address this idiot obstruction call which lead to the end of game 3...Maybe, the rule was being called, based on how it is written, but if you look at the still pictures of it, it seems like horse shit...

Seriously, who's obstructing who?  And how is a guy laying on the ground from diving for a ball, suppose to magically get out of the way for a guy who isn't even in the base path?

And why is the guy who called the Obstruction looking at where the ball went instead of looking at the supposed obstruction that is just now taking place?  Jim Joyce sucks balls...I'm not trying to sound like sour grapes, Johnny Boston defender, I'm just calling it like I see it...And I've seen Joyce fuck up a lot of calls, that impacted a number of games over the last few years....Dude sucks!

-So we went out of town...Went to Erie PA...Saw my wife's sister and her family from Boston...Love spending time with my brother-in-law, and their kids...Knocked down plenty beers...Took the kids to Splash Lagoon, an indoor water park...They had a blast, but holy fuck it was expensive...Finnegan stopped at everyone, laid down on his back, and let them rub his belly...Saw the in laws...Saw an old dude who clearly didn't give a fuck about how he parks...

It was a good time, but I hate staying in hotels...All the packing, loading, unloading, unpacking, repacking, reloading, unloading, haven't unpacked yet...And I never sleep well in hotels...Molly slept well, but she still woke up Grumpy Saturday morning...

Shit, that face cracks me up...

-Lastly, Sunday legendary singer, songwriter, poet, rock & roll, icon, and artist, Lou Reed died at age 71...Reed's music was something people either love or hate...His voice was never great, but greatly unique...I was shocked to learn he was 71...Because Lou Reed never seemed old...He was always cool, before everyone else knew what cool was...

Rest in Peace...






That's it for now...

Hope you have a "Perfect Day"

Monday Moaning

No, that's not JDIN827...She wishes she looked that good! Miss I love Ohio State/ I love Cleveland, all of the sudden had love for the Ohio University Bobcats...In all the years of reading her nonsense, she has never shown any love for the Bobcats...Just her beloved Buckeyes...Then after Ohio lost to UNC in over-time Friday night, she decides give OU "You made us proud" post...

Fuck you, you bandwagon jumping gash! Just shut up and stick with your Buckeyes...The Ohio State University...Fuck that too...Ohio U. is also a state school, and it's older then OSU, so you ain't "The"...Take your "The" and stick it up your ass! Yep, that's right, not all of us Clevelanders drink the Ohio State Kool-Aid...

And back to Ohio losing to UNC...Fuck those refs...24 fouls called on the Bobcats, and 8 on the 'Heels...Bullshit...I'm not the only person who has seen problems with the officiating...Just ask THIS Syracuse fan!

But enough basketball...That shit sucks!

-This weekend has had some great Hockey as the NCAA Hockey tournament was in full swing, and the final four are set...Boston College will take on Minnesota, and Union will face Ferris State...Union has had an impressive year, while Ferris State has been on a major, late season hot streak...I'll take Ferris State in that one...They'll face BC in the finals...Lots of fire power on that BC squad!

-Chicago Blackhawks defenseman Duncan Keith just got suspended for laying out Daniel Sedin...Problem is, even as dirty as the hit was, Sedin brought it on himself, and should have got popped for a couple games too...See for yourself HERE!

-Tiger Woods finally won a Golf Tournament...So fucking what! I could give a shit...Golf is just some awful shit to watch...I'd rather watch rather watch Thom Yorke from Radiohead do his retarded seizure dance, while he's getting ass raped with plunger by chimp...




What a goofy fucking twink!

-In Cleveland Browns news, these fucking ass-hats still haven't done a thing to improve this shit-hole team...They clearly need a running back or two, yet didn't even talk to Michael Bush, or Ben-Jarvis Green Ellis...Bush landed with the Bears, and B-J-G-E landed in Cincy...WTF! The Browns haven't brought anyone in to talk to, or workout, or anything...Oh, except for Froste Rucker...Wow, what grab that was!

This team is such a joke...They need at least 2 OL=men...Multiple WR's...RB...CB...S...LB...Probably QB...Oh, and acoach who isn't an idiot...And probably should replace the big, fat, arrogant Walrus, Mike Holmgren...Funny how people forget he got fired last time he tried to play GM, because he had no clue...Now he's the team president...Unreal!

I gotta stop paying attention to the Browns...Shit is bad for my health...

Speaking of bad for my health...Friday the wife and I, along with our friends Bryan and may decided to be sinners, as we went out to dinner at BRASA...$40 dollars each for all you can eat salad and fresh seafood bar...Plus all you can eat MEAT! You name it, and these guys brought it to the table and sliced it right onto our plates...Shit was incredible...Just stuffed myself...Recommend it to everyone...Except Vegans! You won't be quite as pleased as I was!

That's it for now...Have a week...

Later, The Beeze.

Open Letter to JDIN827

This post, like many before, is inspired by one of the biggest, Ohio State/Jim Tressel/Cleveland supports you will ever read...Her posts are tired, as they all seem to be the same rah, rah, bullshit, copied and pasted from her last post...But last night, she didn't bring all that garbage to the table...Instead, she just brought her pissing and moaning, because 'everybody is always picking on Ohio State!'

So I wanted to explain to her why her beloved Buckeyes are getting dumped on so much more than other programs...First, read her brief cry-fest HERE...

And yes, in case you didn't see, Miami_is_in_Trouble...

So first, people aren't jumping up and down on Miami, because the story is just breaking...All the dirty little secrets haven't been brought to light, dummy! Second, let's all be honest, this is the shit we all expect from Miami...This won't be the first time that they end up in hot water with the NCAA, and it won't be the last...Maybe it's seems unfair princess Suckeye, but that's just the way it is...

Why is it that way? Because Tressel crafted an image of being a wholesome, aww shucks, Christian, goodie two shoes, who parents trusted their kids with...Oh, and his teams played good defense and could run the ball...When Tressel stepped onto the campus, he brought respectability back to Ohio State, on and off the field...Why people thought that, I don't know since he just spent a number of years cheating at Youngstown State...And many of us knew about that before the big Sports Illustrated article!

Why did bloggers call Tressel a liar and cheater you ask? Because he lied and cheated! It wasn't just the cover-up he perpetrated, but then the lying once he was questioned...He knowingly played 38 players who should have been ineligible...The worst part to me is that more heads didn't roll...The AD should have been whacked too...There's no way that bastard didn't know about any of this...I'll get to that in a minute...

Lovely JDIN827, you brought up UNC getting busted...Well, again people weren't surprised...Butch Davis may be a good coach, but no one turns a bad program around that quick without some shenanigans...Oh, and it was Butch Davis...You know, Miami Butch Davis! And yes, saying that cheating is expected from schools in the SEC is a cop-out, but it's somewhat true...Those schools you mentioned, while they are prestigious Football schools, other than Michigan, none have the Holier than Thou reputation that Tressel brought to Ohio State...And yes, the Ohio State fan-base is arrogant as hell!

Oh, and you mentioned USC...They got beat up by bloggers and the press...And Pete Carrol got hammered for being dirty, and then running to Seattle when shit got too hot...It's time JDIN827, for you to pull your head out of the sand...


Now I said I'd get back to the Ohio State AD...He had to know about some of the crap going on there...But why would he stop it...Ohio State Football brings in hundreds of thousands of dollars a year...And Football keeps the Athletic Department running...Most major Universities have 16-18 varsity sports...Ohio State has 40...Including a women's Hockey team that loses $1 million a year...A women's Crew team which just had a $5 million boat house build, and loses $1 million a year...As a matter of fact, most of the 40 programs lose money...

So the AD has to push his Coach to win, and win now, and contend every year...So of course Tressel was under extreme pressure to produce winners repeatedly...There is no way he didn't know the pressure Tressel and his staff were under...And there is no way that Tressel was the only member of the coaching staff that knew anything, or covered anything up...

The hammer should have been dropped on Ohio State, but they have been one of the NCAA's crown jewels for too long, and they make the NCAA too much money...So JDIN827, and all you arrogant, Jim Tressel nut swinging, douchebag, Ohio State fans, you should just shut up and be happy that your team got off as easy as they did...Stop worrying about other schools' problems, and focus on fixing your own...Stick your tears, and your rah, rah, sis-boom, bah, up your ass!

Later, The Beeze.

Monday Moaning

More heat in that picture than there was in Miami Sunday night!

I have to say, it really makes me happy to see LeBron James fail...I mean I saw it plenty here in the Cleve, but it was nice to see he can choke anywhere! It's almost shocking how much it looks like he really doesn't want to win...Patrice O'Neal summed it up well on Twitter...

@BIGMOMMAPRODS "Damn!!!!! LeBron ain't even Scottie Pippen!"

Next we have the Stanley Cup Finals, which have been intense...Game 6 is back in Boston, with the Canucks up 3-2...But Saturday night, after work, I had to take issue with Roberto_Luongo...What a fucking dope!

Speaking of Dopes, last week my blog on Anthony_Weiner got hammered with views...People just can't get enough of those Cock_Shots...

And since fucking dopes are the theme this week...Late Saturday night, after bashing Luongo, I was bouncing around the net...Finally, after two weeks or so, my not-so-favorite Cleveland Sports blogger broke her silence...Since the news about Jim Tressel on Memorial Day came out, she hasn't said a word...But the long wait is over...

She is not happy about people trashing Tressel...She feels it's wrong to say he cheated, and lied...But wait sweetie, he did cheat and lie...He knowingly played athletes who should have been ineligible...He lied to the NCAA when questioned...28 players had cars from the same dealership...Pryor had multiple cars...RED FLAG COACH...He did nothing! The FEDS contacted him that some players were being investigated...RED FLAG COACH...He did nothing...This lead to awards and memorabilia being swapped for tattoos...RED FLAG COACH...He did nothing, except tried to cover it all up...

JIM TRESSEL IS A FUCKING LIAR...HE'S A FUCKING CHEATER...HIS SWEET LITTLE CHRISTIAN PERSONA IS BULLSHIT...It's time to stop drinking the Kool-Aid!





There was one point she had right...There is pressure to win, and continue to win at Ohio State...There is at all big programs, but Ohio State may have a bit more...Most major Universities have 16 to 18 sports in their Athletic Department...Ohio State has 36...36 sports...What the fuck for?

Their Women's Hockey Program loses 1 million dollars a year...Who keeps that alive? Football...Women's Crew also loses 1 million dollars a year, and they just built a 5 million dollar boat house for that team...Football again has to carry that shit...There are men and women's Pistol and Rifle teams...What the fuck for? So yes dear, there is major pressure to win, but I have to ask this...Why support a place with such idiotic business sense!?!

Now for something on the positive side...An non-dope topic...I read an article about an incoming Notre Dame Football player...I have to say it makes me feel good about 1. The player, Joseph Schmidt...2. Notre Dame's coaching staff...And 3. The University itself...

Schmidt a Linebacker, was offered a Full-Ride Scholarship from the University of Arizona, and turned it down to be a "Preferred Walk-on" at Notre Dame...

PREFERRED WALK-ON A player who is promised a roster spot, and reports with the scholarship players for fall camp a few weeks before classes start. He is not on scholarship, but can earn scholarships as they become available

Here's Schmidt's Highlight Tape...



Seems like their are still a few kids out there who aren't assholes who think they are owed the world...

Now let's end with something I saw and thought it was pretty cool...


Awesome Sidewalk Art Illusion - Watch more Funny Videos

That's it for now...

Have a week...

Later, The Beeze.

The Beez's Hump Day Hits

Getting to this later than I wanted to...After bumping uglies with the wife last night, all I had left in the tank was to watch the end of "Chopped" and crash...But of course the baby woke up and wanted to play, so then I was up for a couple more hours...Today was filled with taking care of the baby, being lazy, picking the other two kids up from their last day of school, and making dinner and food for my wife's office, for some dumb-ass party tomorrow...

So here I am, ready to break out the hits...

First, I have to say that one highlight from today, was seeing Opie and Anthony tweeting the picture of Anthony Weiner's fully erect, and shaved, junk to every and all media outlet after they swiped a shot of it from Andrew Breitbart...What a dope Weiner is!

Now before I get into sports, I have to give the media some shit...And maybe all of us, including myself...As I laugh about Weiner and his cock, and I look at the stats that my BLOG from Monday night about Weiner and Palin, and see it has gotten close to 300 views in two days...While I'm happy people are reading my shit, I wonder, shouldn't the media be pushing some more important stories?

How about the fact that it has finally been released that 3 of the 4 reactors at the Fukushima Daiichi Nuclear power Plant in Japan, completely melted down...Just like Roberto Luongo is doing right now against the Bruins...Seriously, that is Chernobyl times 3! Maybe this should be brought up just a bit...Trim a couple minutes off the cock story, and tell people that Japan is becoming a major nuclear hazard...

But whatever, onto sports...So Terrelle Pryor is breaking his promise to Jim Tressel and running away from Ohio State...Okay, driving away in one of his 8 cars...



This happened right before news broke that Pryor, not only got whatever cars he wanted...Not only traded memorabilia for tattoos...Not only sold awards...But also was paid for signing memorabilia...As more comes out, it is really looking like "The" Ohio State University needs the "Death Penalty"...

Remember when Penn State, Michigan, and Ohio State, were all in a bidding....I mean recruiting war, for Pryor...I bet Michigan and Penn State are happy that they lost! Besides Pryor's illegal (By NCAA standards) activities, he just was all he was hyped up to be...So much talk about him coming out of High School...Even more hype the first couple years of college, and to be honest, he wasn't that great...He made some nice plays, but a lot of guys can look good against MAC schools, and a number of weak Big-Ten teams...I hope he saved some money, cause I don't see him making much in the NFL...

Hey, did you see Ohio State is getting new stickers for their helmets?



So this week I'm being lazy...Since The Bruins just took two from Vancouver, in a couple of physical blowouts, we go to the Bruins Ice Girls...On this Hump Day evening, which of these lovely Bruins Ice Girls would like to give a slap shot to?



Left? Right? or Center?


Later, The Beeze.

Money, the NCAA, Ohio State, and Money

Well in case you missed the news that has been buzzing around Ohio since last night, 5 Ohio State Football players have been suspended for the first 5 games next season, including "star" QB Terrelle Pryor...Apparently, the players have been selling off jerseys, and shoes, and awards, for money, and or discounts...They also swapped autographs for cheap tattoos...

Why would they do this? This is a know NCAA violation...They did it for money of course...Everything about this story is all twisted up in money...The NCAA suspended them for the first 5 games next season, but not for their upcoming Bowl Game...Why not the Bowl Game? Because, it's a BCS game, and the NCAA doesn't want to lose any money they can make off the backs of these players...Who is really going to tune in if Pryor isn't playing...The next best QB for Ohio State is a high school senior...there is no way the NCAA is going to pass up on making big-time Bowl money!

The players most likely felt they needed the money, because they aren't allowed to have jobs...The universities make boat loads off of College Football...They make a shit-ton of money selling merchandise...Are Dayne Crist, and Brady Quinn seeing any money from all the #10 jerseys that get sold...NO! And Pryor isn't getting a dime for all the #2 jerseys sold in Columbus...

Now many say, 'Well those kids are getting a free college education!' Yes they are, and I use to argue the same point...But the cost of that education, doesn't even compare to the money the schools and the NCAA take in from those players busting their asses on the football field...A regular student, can get grants, and academic scholarships, and they are still allowed to get a job and have some cash for beer, and condoms, and whatever else they may need...

There has to be a way to give players a stipend...Just a little something for their efforts, and giving them the ability to have some spending cash, so they don't screw their team by breaking some NCAA rules...Maybe if college players got a stipend, we wouldn't have Heisman winners tainted by allegations of taking money from boosters and agents...Maybe we wouldn't have dumb players trading autographs for tattoos, and trophies for money...

That said, these douchebags at Ohio State knew they were breaking the rules...Some say the penalty was too harsh...Not me, but maybe that's just because I don't like Ohio State...But I'll take them over those ass-hats from Michigan any day! Anyway, they knew what they were doing was wrong...And for some reason, the fact they sold awards off really bothers me...I don't understand how you could just toss aside something commemorating an achievement of yours...And the players who sold their Gold_Pants, that is really bothering me...The Gold Pants are all about tradition, and Ohio State's rivalry with Michigan...Clearly, either these guys don't give a shit about tradition, or they are really desperate for money...

They should have been suspended for the Bowl Game...But as I said, money won't allow that...The NCAA should look in the mirror, and think about giving players a cut for what they do...But most likely, money won't allow that either...The schools and the NCAA don't want to share their wealth

Later, The Beeze.

PS: Merry Christmas!

Monday Moaning

Now that's how you drop and gobble!

Yes, It's Monday again...Monday after all the Thanksgiving madness...And the "Black Friday" insanity...Time was spent with 3 of the 4 F's...Food, Family, and Football...Fucking wasn't on the table for the Beeze this weekend, with all that family around!

We went to the in-laws house in Erie, PA Wednesday night and we got to spend some quality time with my wife's one sister and her family, who came in from Boston...Her husband is a great guy, and their two kids are great...And they are awesome with my two kids...It's amazing how much my 6 year old boy has in common with my 14 year old nephew...They also had their new puppy with them, which kept the little Beeze fire up all weekend...He fell in love with that dog...

My wife's brother was there too, and I always have fun with him...The food was good, the football was good, and to hell with that "Black Friday" nonsense! Of course, like every trip there, my father-in-law, pissed off my wife, which of course pissed me off to the point where I wanted to drag him outside and throw him a beating...But I calmed down, and we decided, it would be best for all of us if we got the hell out of there Saturday, instead of Sunday...

I was on edge a lot of time already, with my boy and the dog running all over the place, since the house is filled with clutter, and way too much useless, breakable stuff...Each night I went to sleep thankful that nothing, and nobody got broken...
How was your Turkey day?


I hope it was better than Chuck's...My God that little angry, closeted, dyke, pissed me off! Ole Charlie Brown should have pistol whipped that bitch!

So onto sports...

There's been a lot of talk about LeBron_Coming_Back_to_Cleveland on Thursday...There could be no greater joy than him blowing out both his knees that night...I got into it with my Father-in-law about LeBron this Thursday...He feels that us people in Cleveland are giving him a bad rap, and have no reason to be pissed at him...This is funny, because the man will tell you he doesn't know shit about sports...I of course got heated, and broke down why LeBron is a douche, as I have so many times before...But if that isn't enough, here's more proof...



Looks like another coach LeBron will be getting fired!

Friday night, my brother-in-law and I stayed up late watching a great football game...Boise State at Nevada...After the first half, I thought the Broncos had it...But Nevada battled back...They shut down the Boise running game, and started putting up some points...With little time left, they take the lead...Boise gets the ball back with and with 9 seconds, Kellen Moore throws a bomb to Titus Young, to set up the game winning field goal...




Then kicker Kyle Brotzman did this...



I honestly could tell if he missed it or not, but he didn't put up a fight, so i guess that says it all...But even worse...In overtime, he missed another one...I wonder if they made him walk home after that?

Now I know the Boise Haters are loving this, and they'll love dogging me, because I've been all about Boise State for a few years now...All I have to say is, so fucking what...That's football...Good, and even great teams lose sometimes...Nevada is a hell of a team, and they pulled it out that night...Would Auburn have been a shitty team if they lost to Alabama Friday? (which they almost did) No, they still would have been an excellent team...So you can keep you anti-Boise hostility, they're still a quality program, that I'd put my money on, against anyone...

Saturday, Ohio State Beat Michigan, again...Rivalries really start to suck, when they become so one-sided...But there was a highlight for me...Stupidity was on display in this one...After a touchdown DeVier Posey flashed his special gloves Nike made to go with their special uniforms, and got a 15 yard unsportsmanlike conduct penalty...


Well it's good to see the NCAA and the people providing uniforms are on the same page...What other reason would these gloves be made, than to flash in your opponents face!?! Fucking dolts!

Speaking of rivalries that have been one-sided...I was looking forward to seeing the Fighting Irish turn things around against USC this week...Since we left Erie Saturday afternoon, I got to enjoy the Notre Dame, USC game in my own home, without my father-in-law constantly yapping about things he knows nothing of...

The Irish had lost 8 straight, and all I wanted was a win...I didn't care how, they did it, I just can't stand losing to the USC twats anymore!

Thankfully, Notre Dame pulled it out 20-16...The defense stepped up all night long...Then there was running back Robert Hughes, who rushed for 69 yards and a touchdown...late in the game he became the go-to guy, and I'm sure I wasn't the only Irish fan wondering why we haven't seen more of him this year...

The Irish end the season 7-5 and will going to a bowl game...While I'm happy they finished strong, this isn't the season I expected...There is some excellent talent on this squad, and I felt they should have done better...Yes, there are plenty of positives for coach Kelly to build on for next year...If he has a next year...Between the Declan Sullivan death and the Elizabeth Seeburg suicide after alleging she was raped by a Notre Dame football player, I wouldn't be surprised to see Kelly get shit-canned...

Sunday, was filled with getting ready to get back to the grind...And the Browns game...Peyton Hillis handed out a beating to the Panthers defense...


Hillis carried the ball 26 times for 131 yards and 3 touchdowns, and had 6 receptions for 63 yards, helping the Browns to 24-23 victory...It shouldn't have been that close, but QB Jake Delhomme was doing everything in his power, to try and help his old team win...I can't believe I'm going to say this...You would have never heard it at the start of the year...My God I hope Colt McCoy gets healthy and comes back soon! Hell give us back Seneca Wallace! Delhomme Sucks!

That's it for now...Keep your eyes open for a special feature on Peyton Hillis, and why he a better representative for Cleveland sports, than LeBron James ever was...

Have a week...

Later The Beeze.

Some More People Who Needs a Skull F**K!

If you missed it, last night there was a bit of a skirmish in the Vancouver Canucks, Minnesota Wild game...But there was one player who got way out of hand...Rick Rypien from the Canucks...This guy has made quite a name for himself in the fighting aspect of the game...He's not the biggest, but he doesn't back down from any challenge...Too bad he took the challenge to the wrong people last night...

It was bad enough that he shoved a ref...I'm sure he was going to get a fine for that...But then, as he was sent to the dressing room, a Minnesota Wild fan clapped and showed his appreciation to Rypien...Then Rypien went after him...



Now that fan did nothing wrong...He clapped, and he may have talked some shit...But if your a pro athlete, you should be use to the opposing teams fans talking shit...Now the video showed the fans being taken out...Well once the staff saw the fan did nothing wrong, they were put in new front row seats...I'm glad the Wild know how to handle things...Too bad the Canucks don't...

After the game Vancouver center, Manny Malhotra defended his teammate saying this...

"The fan got a little bit too involved and there's just no place for that in the game," He went on to say, "There are boundaries that should never be crossed. We are in our area of work and we are all for the hooting and hollering and supporting your team and saying whatever is tasteful out there. But as soon as you cross that line and want to become physical with a player, we have to make sure we take care of ourselves and are protected."

You know, I use to like Manny when he played for Columbus Blue Jackets...But now, Manny can go fuck himself...The fan didn't try to "become physical", he clapped...Your boy Rypien was the one who wanted to get physical, with anyone it seemed...

So, to Rick Rypien, and Manny Malhotra, I give both the Beeze's illustrious Skull Fuck!

A close runner up is Ohio State QB Terrelle Pryor who tweeted this at 1:43 Am after losing to Wisconsin...

"Is what it is. Thanks to the real fans. And to the haterz you won today!! See if that happens again. To the haterz you bums ever held a FB"

Hey Terrelle, just because we didn't play Big-Ten football, doesn't mean we've never held one in our hands...You sound stupid! Go figure a stupid football player at Ohio State...And people were hating on you and the Suckeyes, because YOU and your team have been overrated...So we'll continue to win! By the way...You're so cool, and so hood, because you spell haters with a Z instead of a S...Or maybe you're just stupid...Either way, eat a dick!

Later The Beeze

Hey Buckeyes' Fans, How's My Ass Taste?

Yes, I'm here to gloat! After long "Sweetest Day" at The Fish House, nothing brings me more joy then being right...Yes I said SWEETEST_DAY An American Greeting Holiday...Yep, American Greetings is based in Cleveland, it's actually 2 minutes from my house...But to hell with that shit...I'm here to be right, and enjoy it!

Saturday Night the #1 ranked Ohio State Buckeyes went to Wisconsin and got dominated 31-18 by Badgers...And I predicted it, right HERE...

There's something special about seeing a sad, upset, frustrated, deflated, and pissed off Suckeyes fan! At work there were a few moping around and I was loving it...And what made me happier? Thinking about few bloggers who just love their Luckeyes...There was one gal at Sporting News who only saw sports in Cleveland and Ohio State through her rose colored glasses...What was her name again? Oh yes, JDIN827...'Ohio is Great!' 'Cleveland is awesome!' 'Our teams may not win, but they have heart and we love them!' Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah! People like this make me want to puke in my soup...For once, I would just love to have them take the blinders and see a bit of reality...Then maybe they could write something with just a hint of honesty...But for her, it will never happen...She's a lost soul...

So, how did Wisconsin pounding the ball down your throat taste? Oh, is Pryor still staring down his primary receiver? How's it taste to have that shot at the National Championship shot slip away so soon...AGAIN?

I just checked out her blog at a place called "macapp"...In the comments she told some one this..."Naw, no worries here. I still think we're a better team than Wisky, and definitely have a better coach."

HOW THE FUCK ARE YOU A BETTER TEAM? YOU JUST GOT BEAT DUMMY! YOUR COACH JUST GOT OUT-COACHED...SO HOW IS HE BETTER? ANSWER ME STUPID!

In the words of Mel Gibson, "YOU MAKE ME WANT TO SMOKE!"

But Ohio State wasn't alone...The South Carolina Gamecocks fell apart too...Just a week after upsetting Alabama, they lost to Kentucky 31-28...KENTUCKY? Way to shit the bed boys!

That's it for now...

Later, The Beeze.