In case you missed it, Lance Armstrong gave up his fight against the United States Anti-Doping Agency, and accusations that he not only used PEDS, but was also involved in a major blood doping ring, while he racked up his 7 straight Tour de France titles...
Giving up his fight, will automatically strip him of all his titles, his 2000 Olympic bronze medal, and any money and awards received from 1998 on...He will also be banned from competing, coaching and having any official role with any sport that follows the World Anti-Doping Code...
Armstrong continues to deny the allegations, and has referred to them as a "witch hunt"...But why would you give up the fight if you are innocent? Why would you be willing to have all you accolades stripped from you? Why would you stand by and have your reputation, and name dragged through the mud? Probably because there is a list of at least ten people willing to testify against him, including George Hincapie, one of the most respected U.S. riders, along with other teammates...
Honestly, I never really cared about Cycling...But I know I can't stand those stupid, 'Look at me' yellow bracelets...And while I never followed cycling, from things I've heard and read, I think the guy cheated...I also have gotten the impression, that a lot of people in that world don't like Armstrong...
You know what...The late, great George Carlin didn't like him either...That's good enough for me!
So the Internet has been buzzing about comedian Daniel Tosh making a rape joke, while doing a set at the Laugh Factory...Well, not about the joke, but about the dumb-ass, easily offended, woman who stood up and told Tosh that rape jokes aren't funny...Which of course lead him to play the rape card right back at her...She then left, took to Twitter, and her blog, and pissed and moaned about being offended...She also didn't like Dane Cook's set...Maybe it's just me, but those are two popular comics...If you don't like them, maybe you should stay away from comedy clubs...
Now I've got a lot to say about this...First, this whole 'Rape jokes aren't funny' thing...Maybe...Maybe not...But who is this bitch to say what a comedian can tell jokes about...Let's ask the late, great, George Carlin...
And then there is the fact that there are people like this woman who think comedians shouldn't say things that could offend people...The late, great, Patrice O'Neal had plenty to say about that...
Now I'm not a comedian, but I play one at work, so it really bothers me that there is this double standard towards comedy...The world raved about how Heath Ledger played the role of The Joker...The Joker, who murdered countless innocent people...He was so good at playing a nut-job...That's fine...But you comic watch what you say...Comic Jim Norton Tweeted this...
"Comics are pigs for making rape jokes, but Christian Bale is a great actor for American Psycho. Everyone can go fuck themselves." Exactly!
And what about Rap music? In my 36 years on this Earth, I have seen Rap music change quite a bit...When I say this, I'm talking lyrically...Most Rap lyrics now are heavily filled with the words, BITCH, FUCK, HO, and NIGGER (or NIGGA...I don't care how you explain it, it means the same damn thing)...Now none of those words offend me...But I've heard plenty of people complain about how they don't like those words...Yet, people love Jay-Z, Eminem, Kanye, and plenty others who hammer out those same shitty lyrics...Often praising them for their "Talent" and "Genius"...
Hell, why haven't we heard from PETA about "Tom & Jerry" cartoons? I mean, why is okay for us to find a cat and mouse beating the shit out of each other funny? It's done in a comical way......Just like stand up comedy...What the fuck people!?!
But Daniel Tosh takes crap for a joke...This fucking world gets more fucking retarded every day...Yeah, I said retarded...Did that offend you too!?! If you don't like a joke, don't laugh...Don't applaud when he's done...Leave...But don't stand up, heckle and make a scene...Just shut up and be miserable...
Tosh has since apologized, which I think stinks...I wouldn't have...Here's his apology via Twitter...
“All out of context misquotes aside, I’d like to sincerely apologize," Then linking the horrible bog, that I won't link...“The point I was making before I was heckled is there are awful things in the world but you can still make jokes about them #deadbabies.” Well at least he got the #deadbabies in there to offend a bit more...
You know, I use to say how I'm sick of people thinking they have the right to not be offended...I'm still sick of that, but I've come to love seeing people offended...Hell, I love being the person who offends them...Christ, half the reason I masturbate so much is because when I see that I've offended some one, I just get so fucking horny...Seriously, if I offend you, I've done good...For that brief period of time, I did something that finally flipped your idiotic brain on, or struck an emotional chord that you've had shut off for who knows how long, as you shuffle through your miserable existence...People should be happy when they get offended...It actually lets them know they're still alive...
I'm sure things in this post have offended some people...But I know it's been some time since I pissed off my friend sin China, so let me just say to them, again, FUCK_CHINA!!!
In closing, stop shitting on comics for doing their job...And if you get offended, fine...But just know, if you voice it, people like me are going to come back at you...You fucking gash...Have another "Cookie for Breakfast!"
Yes, I'm posting this late...Very late...I would say I'm sorry, but I just don't care...I've been fighting a chest cold for almost 2 weeks and I've been trying to get some rest the last couple days...You know, between work, kids and their school work, feeding the family, and all that other shit...So the time that is me time, when I normally sit here and write, and search out different goofy shit, I've been spending sleeping, or just being a lazy lump of shit...But I figured, what the hell, I could at least post a few chicks and bitch about something...So here we go...
Yesterday, was the BIG midterm elections...Our chance to vote out incompetent, free-loading, criminal fucks, and replace them with other, incompetent, free-loading, criminal fucks...Now I always vote, but I understand why people don't...George Carlin had a good reason...
I don't know about you, but I miss George Carlin...
But there is another comic with different view...Yesterday on Twitter, Bill Cosby said this, "Definition of a person not voting today: a-pathetic person" Hey Bill, Go Fuck Yourself! My definition of a "pathetic person" may have something to do with, and old guy being accused of drugging a woman half his age, and sexually assaulting her, and claiming he was innocent, yet settling it out of court...Oh, did some of you forget about that...Take your high horse Bill, and stick it up your ass...
So after the change from a couple years, we more change now, and all it's going to add up to, is more bullshit, and probably even less getting done by our elected officials...The main reason I got out and voted to vote against local bond issue, that wanted us citizens to cough up $30 million over 36 years for a horribly designed school complex that would combine all 3 city schools, and included a senior center, and public rec center, and private business, all in the same complex...Oh, with limited parking, and one lane in and one lane out...But the biggest problem most of us had was the fact that any creep would be able to in such close proximity to the kids...The last thing you want is a creep like Uncle Paul near your kids...
It was shot down with a 72% against! Get the point ass-hats! Don't put it on the ballot again!
In the sports world, Randy Moss got dropped by the Vikings, and Belichick is looking like a genius, again! Today, the Tennessee Titans picked him up...Yes, he adds some more talent to their receiving corps, but I doubt he's going to add much...I don't have much faith in either of the Titans QB's...Moss isn't going to make Collins, or Young better...
Moving on, The Mrs. and I decided to do some acting...This commercial was done to draw some tourists into The Fish House...Let me know what you think...
Now, to the Important stuff...On this fine Hump Day...Okay, day after Hump Day...Which of these lovely ladies would you most like to Macho Salad with?
In case you missed it, Lance Armstrong gave up his fight against the United States Anti-Doping Agency, and accusations that he not only used PEDS, but was also involved in a major blood doping ring, while he racked up his 7 straight Tour de France titles...
