Well gang, it's Hump Day again, and with the Thanksgiving Holiday a day away, I thought I'd do a special version of the Hump Day Hits, featuring things I'm thankful for...I'm sure I can mix in a rant or some sports...But first, we'll start with wishing Miley Cyrus a happy birthday...
Yes, folks, Billy Ray's little girl turned 18 on Tuesday...My pal Steve has been keeping track of the countdown, so here's something special just for him...
Next, in case you missed it, THE_RED_SOX_SHIT_THE_BED! I don't know what the hell they are thinking...
So what am I thankful for? Well of course I'm thankful that I have a roof over my head, and the Internet, so I can watch twisted porn, and write these obnoxious blogs...I'm thankful for my friends, who except me for the asshole that I am...I'm thankful y wife and I both have jobs, especially at a time when so many don't...Although, I'd be even more thankful if we won the Mega Millions, so I could quit my job, buy the Fish House, and turn it into the best damn strip club around!
I'm thankful for the dolts in the world that give reasons to rant and rave everyday of the week...
I'm thankful for people like Bill Burr, and his rants like this one, that make me feel like I'm not alone in this world, with my anger and insanity...
I'm thankful for good music, and the lyrics that go along with it, and their ability to bring people together...
Most importantly, I'm thankful for my wife and my children...Yes, they often fuel some of this insanity, but I know my life would be truly empty, and meaningless if they weren't in it...
Oh, and I'm thankful for Hump Day Hotties...Last week Alana won for the second week in a row...Can she pull off number 3? Let's find out...
On this Thankful Hump Day, which of these ladies would you most like to be giving thanks and spanks to...
A. Alana
B. Roxannne
C. Lucia
As always, Read and Respond...
Happy Turkey Day!
Later, The Beeze.
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