The Hump Day Hits

It's so true isn't it? The ladies are always looking for that perfect guy, who is so sweet, and loving, and sensitive, and blah, blah, blah...And us men...Well at least some of us, are just looking for that freak! A freak that could cook would be sweet too! One day fellas...(this has nothing to with anything in this post, I just really wanted to use that picture)

Now let's talk about the self proclaimed "king" for a minute...Since he bitched out in the playoffs against Boston, it's been non-stop "where will LeBron sign" shit going on...And not just here in the Cleve...All over...And ESPN is the worst...They've been eating up this NBA free agent season like mad...The only thing that could top this, is if it came out that Tiger Woods was having an affair with Brett Favre, while Alex Rodriguez was shooting them all up with steroids...If anyone at ESPN is reading this, they just started masturbating!

So back to "The King"...There's a couple things that have made me nuts about all this...1. None of these free agents can sign until the 8th...Why can't all these people in Cleveland realize that, and except that they won't know anything before that...Hell, why can't most the damn country except that fact...Why the f**k should he or any of these free agents tell you anything beforehand? They don't owe you shit...Stop acting like you, your feelings, and you fan loyalty mean anything, to anyone, other than yourself...And don't ask me where I think LeBron will sign...I don't care...He'll tell you himself Thursday...

Now let's talk about the MLB "All-Star Game"...There are a lot of people pissed that Cincy's Joey Votto didn't get picked for the team...First I'll ask, did you vote for him...'Cause if you didn't, f**k off! You don't get to bitch...Unless you're a Reds fan, you probably voted for Pujols...So again, f**k off! Second, since Bud Selig and his merry band of dolts decided to make the "All-Star Game" count for home field advantage in the World Series, the fans shouldn't vote at all...It should be up to the manager and his staff...And they shouldn't have to put a representative from every team on the roster...I don't want the Pirates best Minor Leaguer on the team...If this nonsense is gonna count for something, then take the PC niceties out of it, and make it a real game...Otherwise go back to it being a useless exhibition game...

So how many of you have been hearing about this "Twilight" crap from your lady...My wife has invested far too much time in those books, and movie already...Last Wednesday she left work early...Not to come to mine and the Little Beeze's Tee-Ball game...Nope...Her and the gals were going to see the latest installment of "Twilight"...I don't know why, she read all the books 3 or 4 times...Grow up lady!She knows I want nothing to do with this crap, so she leaves me alone, and doesn't drag me to these dumb films...You know, if the chick in it was hot, I would probably bite the bullet...But that little bitch is just an unf**kable mess...She's always looking so frumpy, stupid, and pasty...Then she compared being famous and having the paparazzi snap your picture, to being raped...F**K You! You knew that shit came with the job...What a stupid c*nt! She's so sorry looking the only people in the moves that want to f**k her are a vampire and a Werewolf...Stupid gash! (sorry, that "twilight" hit makes me nuts)

Now onto some Hockey...First, Monday we learned that legendary enforcer, Bob Probert died at the age of 45, while on his boat with his family...Probert had many battles in career on the ice, and just as many off the ice with substance abuse...45 is just too young...Guy was as tough as they came...



One other Hockey note...There is talk that the Detroit Red Wings are looking to sign 40 year old center, Mike Modano to a 1 or 2 year deal...It was thought a few months back that Modano would be retiring, but a couple weeks ago he was talking about playing again...The Red Wings would be a great fit...They've had good luck getting a extra year or two out of older players...Modano would most likely center their third line, playing two-way hockey, and probably put up 40-50 points...I think it would be a good move for both parties...

Now, one last thing before I go...On this fine Hump day...Which of these twosomes, would you like to make a threesome?


a. The car wash girls...

b. The lingerie girls...

c. The SbB girls...

Read and Respond...And keep on Humping...

Later, The Beeze.