Saturday, February 28, 2009

PUKE


This may seem like a strange topic, but roll with me here...
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We always hear how things are gonna change when we have kids...But we often aren't told exactly what is gonna change...Some things are easy to figure out, but it's the odd little things that I'm thinking about today...
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Last night the little Beeze got sick...he kept saying how his belly hurt, and eventually he puked his f*cking brains out all over the kitchen...It even came out his nose...He puked so hard he shit his pants too...Poor little dude was feeling awful....
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But here is the weird part of all this...Before I had kids...If somebody, child or not...Puked on and around me...A.) It would piss me off...B.) I would feel sick myself....C.) If they also shit themselves I would still feel sick myself, but I would quietly laugh about it....
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But now with kids...I just push right through it...I got the little guy in the tub...cleaned him up...got his PJs on....Got him comfortable on the couch...Then I cleaned the kitchen and got the puke covered clothes going in the washer...All this while I ate some Pizza Rolls...
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Before kids I wouldn't think of eating Pizza Rolls after being in that situation...But something happens when you have kids...Things do change...Your mental makeup changes...Things like puke don't faze you anymore...You do what you have to for your kids, and still manage to stuff you gob...
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My God life is f*cking weird!
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Later, The Beeze.

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

the title, is exactly what i did, when i heard dawk is leaving us~!~


sorry to piss on your blog doll, that's all that is on my mind right now!

how bout DEM Donkeys errrrr Broncos

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
fk me runnin

The Beeze (aka: Tim McNeeley) said...

No problem CK! It's been a tough day for ya!

"fk me runnin" It sounds like a hell of an offer...I hope I can keep up with you!

Anonymous said...

HA! good one!

I drunk the orange kool aid, saw Dawk with his new orange jersey #20 just like he sported here....

Must get one soon as they come out. i'm pretty sure if i drank orange kool aid & fked & ran , i'd puke LMAO!

layta doll~

The Beeze (aka: Tim McNeeley) said...

LMFAO!

Anonymous said...

how's he feelin ? ya i know, i turned your blog all "about me" last night, sorry bout that.

stomach bugs are no joke & i hope he's better this morning Beeze!!

again i apologize for cryin in my beer on YOUR blog!!

The Beeze (aka: Tim McNeeley) said...

No need to apologize...I understand...He's feeling a little better today...So how many beers did you cry into?

Anonymous said...

BEEZE,
I like this story ... not so much the sickness part, but relating this to life.

Good stuff to about life!

Anonymous said...

6 here @ home, then we walked down to the local watering hole. where Uncle Jack Daniels met me @ the door!

thank god i didn't get back online when we got home, no telling what i would typed out LMAO!!!!!

i'm glad he's better today, here's to chicken soup & pizza rolls (BTW they rock when smokin the bud) LOL!