Wednesday, January 20, 2010

For Real...There's One of These I haven't Done?

I thought I had done all the Facebook notes there are to do...Then I tagged for one I hadn't yesterday...Some of the answers are inside jokes...Too bad..The rest are me just being the ass that I am...

1.Is there anybody you just wish would fall off the planet? A CHALUPA...A STRINGBEAN...AL SHARPTON...BILL O'REILLY...AND A WHOLE LOT MORE

2. How do you flush the toilet in public? I SLAP IT WITH MY HOG...HOW DO YOU THINK DUMMY?

3. Do you wear your seat belt in the car? YES

4. Do you have a crush on someone? FOR ALMOST 10 YEARS NOW

5. Name one thing you worry about running out of. WELL SINCE I ALREADY RAN OUT OF MONEY...I'LL SAY TIME

6. What famous person do you (or other people) think you resemble? THIS AWESOME BLOGGER WHO CALLS HIMSELF "THE BEEZE"

7. What are your favorite pizza toppings? SAUSAGE, BACON, HAM, GREEN PEPPERS

8. Do you crack your knuckles? YES

9. What song do you hate the most? PARTY IN THE USA...I'LL HAVE THAT GASH "Nodding her head like YEAH! Moving her hips like YEAH!" Idiotic shit!

10. Did just mentioning that song make it get stuck in your head? YES!


12. Peppermint or spearmint? PEPPERMINT

13. Where are your car keys? KITCHEN COUNTER

14. Last song you listened to? THIS SONG BY BILLY THE KID...

15. What's your most annoying habit? INSANE RANTING AND RAVING

16. Where did you last go on vacation? BOSTON

17. What is your best physical feature? MY YAM BAG

18. What CD is closest to you right now? "THE LOST CAUSE"

19. What 3 things can always be found in your refrigerator? MILK...BEER...PIZZA

20. What superstition do you believe/practice? ENTER WITH MY LEFT FOOT

21. What colour are your bed sheets? BLUE...WITH WHITE STAINS!

22. Would you rather be a fish or a bird? BIRD...I'M ALLERGIC TO FISH, SO THAT WOULD REALLY F**KING SUCK!

23. Last thing you broke? A SERVER'S SPIRIT!

24. What are you having to eat tonight? YOUR MOM'S BOX!

25. What colour shirt are you wearing? BLUE...WITH WHITE STAINS!

26. If you could be doing anything else today, what would you rather be doing? MAKING MORE STAINS!

27. Do security cameras make you nervous? YES

28. If you wrote a book about your life, what would the title be? IT"S IN THE WORKS...THE TITLE IS, "UNDERSTANDING MY INSANITY"

29. Last time you went to a cemetery? JULY 13th

30. Last concert you went to? OUR LADY PEACE

31. Favorite musician(s)/bands you've seen in concert? OUR LADY PEACE

32. Next concert you're planning to attend? BILLY THE KID somewhere in Ontario or AN EVENING WITH OUR LADY PEACE in Buffalo

33. Do you talk to yourself? ALWAYS

34. Have you ever adopted or purchased a pet? NO

35. Have you ever been present when an animal is being born? YES, HIS NAME IS LITTLE BEEZE!

Later, The Beeze


Anonymous said...

OMG .... I'm still laughing about the flushing toilet comment! Thanks .... still LMAO.

The BEEZE said...

Glad I could bring you a laugh!

Anonymous said...

Now here's some scoop. Over 2 hours later I'm in bed and just about to fall asleep .. and I start laughing ... and keep laughing uncontrollably.

My wife laughingly asks why I'm laughing ... so I had to repeat the toilet line!

The BEEZE said...

That's great! I hope she got a kick out of it!