Sunday, January 24, 2010

Monday Moaning


Wow! Look, I guess he isn't the second coming of Jesus!

That's right...Brett Favre and the Vikings lost to the Saints 31-28...I'm not taking anything away from the boys from New Orleans...They played a good game...I especially liked the part where they continually knocked Favre on his ass!



But lets be honest...It's a little easier to win a game when the other team turns the ball over 5 times, (2 Favre interceptions) and you only turn it over once...

The Saints will face the Colts in the "Super Bowl" after beating the Jets 30-17...It really was a better game then the score suggests...I was pulling for the Jets, but when I saw Braylon Edwards 80 yard touchdown reception in the second quarter, I thought to myself...'Holy shit, is this f**k-tard the Browns trade really going to end up in the "Supper Bowl"?'...I have to say, I felt like I was going to puke in my soup...

Sorry Jets fans...It was a nice run...




So what else happened this weekend...Well, I was losing my mind...My Internet connection had been dropping out randomly since Monday...It got worse Friday...Saturday, was no good at all...I guy from AT&T, who I actually knew back about ten years ago, ended up being the poor bastard having to figure it out...He ended up replacing everything on their end...It seemed to finally be working okay...Around 4:00PM we had to leave for a birthday party...Nothing like getting the little Beeze wound up late in the day to make bedtime more insane then normal...So he calls it quits for the day, gives me his home phone, and says, "If you have any problems tonight, call me...I'm working tomorrow, I'll figure it out." I thought that was pretty cool...Well it started crapping out almost non-stop...I called...

He showed up at 9:00 AM...Checked some more things...Then hooked up a new modem...All signs had said it wasn't the modem...It was...Then he hooked up business class one...He said it was built to handle beating I would give it...You know, between all my porn and blog writing!

I never knew, not having my computer working properly would make me feel so empty!

The highlight of my weekend...This tweet from Comedian Jim Norton....

"
JimNorton
Jets fucking blow. They remind me of Up In The Air. Sorry to all of the man-pussies who chuckled all the way through it."

Yep...I got called a man pussy by Jim Norton...That's awesome!

And yes, I saw "Up in the Air" Friday night with the Mrs. I was worried it may be a "chick flick" but it really wasn't...The lead, George Clooney, is basically a corporate hit man...He shit cans people for companies who lack the yam back to do it themselves...How great is it, that we can outsource firings!?!

Anyway, he's cold, and disconnected...Then some chick, of course, comes along and f**ks that up for him...But wait...There's a bit of twist...

I don't know...Yes, I chuckled through it...And I think I liked it...It felt weird to say I liked it...Maybe because there's some kind of stigma on it...I'll watch it again...Just to be sure I liked it, and not just because I had cut a hole in the popcorn bag, and Mrs. Beeze kept her hand in there all night...


(Get it...Do I have to draw you a picture?)




This past week there was a lot of fights in the NHL...I wrote about the mess between the Rangers and Flyers Thursday night...http://yougabsports.com/pt/Marian-Gaborik-vs-Daniel-Carcillo/blog.htm

Well that same night I was also jumping over to the Bruins vs the Blue Jackets...Another good game...And a good fight between a couple of animals...



Monday night the Little Beeze cracked his head open in a doorway...he likes to climb up in the doorway...He slipped and...CRACK...THUD...SCREAM....CRY...BLOOD...MORE SCREAM and CRY...

Turn everything off...We were about to have dinner...Get in the car, go to the hospital...Now he's calm...Me not so much...There's nobody in the waiting room...The triage nurse still makes us sign in...As we're doing that with a 5 year old bleeding from the head...This tw*t wheels in her mother...And in a panic says, "She's having trouble breathing!" No shit, she's 5'8" and 380 pounds...Of course she's having trouble breathing...They took Fatty McFattenstein right on back...We waited 20 minutes...I'll bite my tongue, and not say I hope fatty stroked out...But now you know what I was thinking...

So they take the boy back...Now, all the sudden, he's the calmest, sweetest, most polite little kid in town...Waiting to get staples in his head, he's great...Any other time...Royal pain in the ass!

He's fine...And it didn't slow him down at all...He wanted to climb the doorway 5 minutes after we got home...And yes, he was a complete pain in the ass once we got home...I think that actually began when we were in the car, and he said, "I'm allergic to you."

What a dick!

Have a great week...

Later, The Beeze.

2 comments:

Evan "McSpazz" Edwards said...

Ahhh, staples! That brings back memories of myself. It must be something in the air lately, My little maniac has also been spewing out some mean verbage lately too. Most of his is directed at his mother, but I get the blame for it. You know, because he's the spitting image of his daddy.

Winter really blows, seems like the boys get wound up even tighter being cooped up inside. I enjoyed the Colts-Jets game a lot more than the NFC match-up. I loved watching Favre cry again, but if it weren't for a case of fumblitis the Vikings could have easily won that game. I fear for the Saints in two weeks, because I don't see the Manning or the Colts giving one away like the Viqueens.

I'll wait on Up in the Air. I'm not a huge Clooney fan, but always seem to like these obscure movies that he does. I just don't want to like him.

afrankangle said...

Nothing like an empty bag of popcorn to support a movie.

Sorry about the Little Beeze's accident ... but glad that he's back to normal. Well, probably thinks the staples are cool.

Hey .... he may enjoy my past Monday post!