A Beezer's Dozen...My Top 12 Christmas Songs

It's the Holiday Season...And I haven't felt very festive...I've been too busy at work, and too broke to really get going into Christmas too much...We also just knocked out Molly's 4th birthday Sunday...4 years already...Holy shit...Now that both the girls birthdays are out of the way, it's time to get our Christmas on...So, I thought I'd revisit the old Christmas songs to see if that would help get me in the spirit...

So lets get right to it...

1. The Kinks- Father Christmas....The poor kids anthem, and a classic Kinks riff...




2. Billy Squier- Christmas is a Time to Say I Love You...Showing my age...The days when MTV played music...Totally underrated Christmas song...





3. Dead Sara- Snow in Los Angeles...This is a new one...Released a couple years just after I had done a list of Christmas songs...This one shot up right away on my list...




4. Pearl Jam- Let Me Sleep (It's Christmas Time) Back in the early '90s none of us expected  these guys to do a Christmas song, but they did, and it's excellent...





5.  "Blue Christmas"  This one is an old standard...It always makes me think of those I wish were still with us...I'm sure there are plenty of people feeling this year...I don't like Elvis...And since my favorite band did it a couple years ago, I'll go with them...Our Lady Peace...





6. The Pretenders- 2000 Miles...I just flat-out love this song...My favorite song from the Pretenders...




7. Daniel Mustard- Since Santa Ain't Coming...I shared this a couple weeks ago...An anti-Christmas song, from a guy who just months before recoding it was homeless...





8. Let it Snow...Another old standard...You gotta love how Dean could lay it down...And I have to say, the Rat Pack Christmas album is awesome...





9. Silent Night....I'm going with the Sarah McLachlan version...But there are so many great versions, it's hard to screw up...If you really want to get depressed check out the Lisa Hannigan version...Uhgg





10. Chris Cornell- Ave Maria...Everyone knew the Soundgarden front man could sing, but when he did this for 1997's  "A Very Special Christmas Volume 3" everyone was blown away to hear just how amazing of a singer he is...




11. "Memory"  -Savatage...Long before you heard of TSO, some of those guys were in a group called Savatage that loved to write Metal Operas...This is from one called "Dead Winter Dead"...It's also where that famous TSO "Christmas Eve (Sarajevo 12/24) came from...



12. "Christmas Card from a Hooker in Minneapolis"  -Tom Waits...It's a beautiful song about, just what the title says...There is also a great remake by Neko Case...




That's it...What do you think?  What are your favorite Christmas songs?

If you're interested, here's my LIST of the 15 top Christmas Movies...

Have a week...

The Beeze.

Monday Moaning (20 Albums)

So it's Monday...Last week was busy...Tiring and busy...The household is healthier, and on the lookout for the next bug that spreads around...

 

I've got nothing for you sports-wise...What am I going to say building up for the "Super Bowl"?   SQUAT!  Yeah, I watched some college and outdoor NHL Hockey this weekend...Pretty impressive keeping a rink in great shape at Dodger Stadium...The Rangers played the Devils at Yankee Stadium Sunday, and they take on the NY Islanders Wednesday night there...That'll be a cold one...

 

The Pro-Bowl was Sunday...No interest...I watched the Grammy Awards...I'm not sure why I do that to myself each year...I guess I just want to see how far the Music world can slip...This got me thinking about the Music I love, and then one of the games people tag each other in on facebook...

 

 

Think of 20 albums, CDs, LPs, that had such a profound effect on you they changed your life....Dug into your soul...Music and or Lyrics that brought you to life when you heard it...That affected you, kicked you in the ass, and punched you in the gut...That damn good is what I'm talking about....So here are my 20 albums...

In no real order....

John Coltrane- Blue Train


Van Halen- 5150

Portishead- Dummy
 

Alice in Chains- Dirt

Pearl Jam- Ten

Glen Hansard- Once soundtrack

Our Lady Peace- Clumsy

Raine Maida- The Hunter's Lullaby
 

Deftones- White Pony

K's Choice- Cacoon Crash

Jimi Hendrix- Band of Gypsys
 

Led Zeppelin- Physical Graffiti

U2- Joshua Tree

Zakk Wylde- Book of Shadows 

 

 

Radiohead- The Bends
 

 

 

The Gaslight Anthem- Handwritten

 

 

Lorde- Pure Heroine

 

 

Paul Westerberg- Stereo

 

 

Damien Rice- O

 

 

Miles Davis- Kind of Blue

 

There's 20Albums...Do you have 20?


The Beeze.

Monday Moaning

Okay, so she looks like the best thing I've seen that has anything to do with the Olympics...She is Portugal's Javelin Thrower, (is that the technical term?) Leryn Franco!

I like the Winter Olympics, but the Summer games do nothing for me...First off, they have shit like Ping-Pong...REALLY!?! If you can drink beers and play it in your garage, basement, or "rec room" for those in a higher tax bracket than me, it isn't a sport! Then you have shit like Soccer, and Tennis...Tennis has their "Grand Slam" events every year, that the world's best players take part in...So why is it part of the Olympics? Soccer has the "World Cup" which I have never watched, but I know that's their big fucking deal...So why is it in the Olympics? Shit, Cycling has the Tour de France, so why do we need it in the Olympics?

Hell even Basketball...99% of the worlds best players, play in the NBA...Shockingly, of that 99%, 70% of them make up the world's biggest assholes! So I wonder why do they need Basketball in the Olympics?

Once pro Basketball and Hockey players were allowed in the Olympics, both those events lost the excitement they once had...

Then there is synchronized swimming and diving...I'm sure it's tough as hell, but it's just not enjoyable to watch...And other than those two rich kids that keep trying to sue Mark Zuckerberg, who the hell wants to watch Crew? You want your swimming, fine...I'm not watching, but go for it...Hey Phelps, how's that Subway and Weed diet working out for ya? Track and field...Hell yeah...Too bad they hardly show any of that...Beach Volleyball...Well, they made the ladies cover up more, so that blows...But then they also have men's Beach Volleyball...That's just taking us back to that horribly gay scene from Top Gun...




Luckily Friday night I had plans, so there was no way I was going to get stuck watching the God awful Opening ceremonies...And it doesn't matter where the games are, the opening and closing are always a stupid, and colossal waste of money...Okay, it was on the TV at the joint we had dinner at with friends...But conversation kept me from being totally annoyed...Then we headed to the House of Blues for some Rock & Roll with Our Lady Peace...


Here is the 4th song of the set...




They ripped through the first 9 songs, not letting anyone catch their breath...Then they did an acoustic version of Little Beeze's favorite song, "Thief"...And then pounded out 4 more songs, including a new song "Rabbits" that I kept bugging them to play via Twitter for the last two weeks...They left the stage, for a moment, came back and did a 3 song encore, which started like this...




They left the stage again, leaving people shocked that they hadn't done fan favorite "4AM"...But they quickly returned to do it, with the crowd taking care of the vocals for the first verse and chorus...It was a great show, and our friends who were OLP virgins, had a blast too...Oh, and sorry for the shakiness in the videos...I was enjoying myself and plenty of beers too!

After that, the weekend was just chilling, and hanging with the kids, and avoiding the Olympics...My littlest one has been working on her phone skills...How do you think she's doing?



That's it for now...Have a week...

Later, The Beeze.

Monday Moaning

Some one needs to do some cleaning around here! Why not her!?!

So I haven't written shit this past week...I have lacked any and all motivation...There has been plenty to write about...Football Free-Agency/Trade Madness...The MLB trading deadline deals...And of course, a topic I spent plenty of time watching...Those ass-hat, fuck-stain, bastards in DC...No, not the Redskins or Nationals, or Capitals...The Republicans, and the Democrats, and the Tea-party fuck-ups...Shit if I start there, I'll lose it...I'll close with those cunts...

MLB Trade Deadline...That's where we'll start...I'm not going to get into all the Bullshit...But I'm gonna get into the Indians...

First they trade some scrap for Kosuke Fukudome...An overrated, weak hitting outfielder...Okay they needed some one who could hit in the outfield, but they really need a power-hitting rightly...Then I was pissed when the Phillies landed Hunter Pence for a couple single-A players and 2 players to be named...Now those single-A guys are suppose to be top prospects...But fuck it, they are 2-3 years away from the majors...And prospects are just prospects...No guarantees in Baseball!

But the Tribe made a BIG splash Saturday night when they out-bid everyone for Rockies pitcher, Ubaldo Jimenez...The Indians did what they always say they won't do...They traded their top two pitching prospects...There are a lot of Indians fans who aren't happy about this...These are the same fuckers who say the Indians are always too cheap to make a big move...Shut the fuck up, they just did!

The Indians have fooled everyone for years that they are masters of young talent...But so many of these prospects never pan out, or they leave just as they are hitting their stride...Fuck it, sell them while they're hot! Look at Grady Sizemore...Bitch can't stay healthy and when he does play, he strikes out religiously...Stop crying about Double-A pitchers being traded, and be happy the Indians just landed a head-case, Ace...Yes, Jimenez told the Tribe he won't be able to pitch in Boston this week...He is emotionally beat up...Shit, he just didn't want to get beat up in Fenway by the Sox...

The Indians made another trade, that really bothered me...They traded Orlando Cabrerra to the Gianst for an outfield prospect...O. Cabrerra was the veteran this team needed...He kept people loose, and taught them as well...He is the guy that worked with Asdrubal Cabrerra and his swing, which has lead to a major upgrade in power...Oh, am I the only guy that noticed that no matter what team Orlando Cabrera is on, it always makes it to the post season...The guy has needed experience...

I was also happy for Pirates fans, who saw their team make moves to get Derek Lee and Ryan Ludwick...Those are a couple of bats that could really help the Pirates...I wish the Tribe could have landed one of those right-handed bats...

The NFL...Screw it...Players are going everywhere...Philly got Mental-case, Vince Young, so when Vick gets hurt, they're fucked...I don't care how many great corners you have93)...Those bitches can't throw!

Seattle is stocked up on backup QB's...W

ith Kevin Kolb going to Arizona, now we'll see if he's any good, or just another overrated twat!

Chad Johnson is finally going to be a winner, luckily landing in New England for a couple of late round picks...They also got Fat Albert Haynesworth for a 5th rounder...Dude is a fucking asshole, retard, dick-head, but not a bad risk...He he can't play for Bill and company, he'll be done in the NFL...

Now, for the fuck-stains in DC...Something has been made very clear over the some time now...This is no longer a "Government of the people, by the people, and for the people"...It is a Government of the corporations, by the corporations, for the corporations...I proved it to you right HERE...

This was backed up even more by this whole debt ceiling debate, and people's refusal to close loop-holes for huge companies, that pay little to no taxes, and get all kinds of tax-payers money in refunds...Cuts are great, but revenue is needed...And based on every poll I've seen a lot of people get that, but DC doesn't care about the people they are suppose to represent...

Another part of the problem, is certain Tea Party supporters and Republicans...Probably some Dems too...They believe in "The American Dream"...But their belief is different then many...To most people that means having a better life then your parents, and providing a better life for your kids, then you had...To these dopes, it's to become Millionaires...They think everyone, especially themselves, will one day, have millions fall in their lap...So they don't want to see taxes go up on the richest 2% or on huge profit making companies, because damn it, one day that will be them...

Hey, fucking idiot, NO IT WON'T!

There is nothing wrong with being Middle Class...If everyone sat at a desk playing Angry Birds, and collecting pay checks, nothing would get done and we'd all be out of work real soon...Those rich people you help get rich, and defend, and aspire to be....They don't give a fuck about you!

Over the last few weeks, I have lost any and all faith in every elected official in this country...What to do...I'm not sure, but I found THIS_SITE and I really like the idea...I don't know if it will work, but it would be nice if our voices were actually heard for once.

There's a Wolf Outside our Doors, and it's name is Our Government...



Have a week...

Later, The Beeze.

The Beeze's Hump Day Hits...With a bit of Moaning Too

Well gang, I didn't show up Monday, so I thought I better drop in for Hump Day, and spread a little Christmas cheer...Yes, I say Christmas...None of that Happy Holidays bullshit...I celebrate Christmas, so I say Merry Christmas! If you don't, I don't give a shit...

So things have been crazy in my world...The baby was born a week ago...Over the weekend she got jaundice...We did some crazy running around to the doctor's office, then the lab...Then got a Bili-blanket, and long story short, she's doing better...If none of that made sense, google it!

I went back to work Monday, had a fun double at the Fish House...When I left Mrs. Beeze informed me our oldest daughter had a fever...So when I got home Monday night, I was in the door maybe 5 minutes, and boom...Puke was flying...Her throat is hurting, and the fever has been up and down...Of course we are fearing Strep...My throat hurts just typing this...The Little Beeze has been good, but Tuesday evening he started getting stuffy...Fucking Christmas is gonna be a fucking hoot this year!

I have to be honest, I haven't paid a damn bit of attention to the sports world...It's not just the baby that has taken up all my time, and my limited mental stability...It's the baby, the sick 9 year old, making sure the 6 year old Little Beeze is behaving, and not hurting the baby, and waiting for him to get sick...Feeding them, and the Mrs. and her Mom who came to help out for a week or two...Now I think she is just trying to dodge germs...Getting back to the grind at work, which this is a fun, busy time of the year for us...I haven't even looked at my computer the last two days...When I have a moment a free time, I've been closing my eyes...

There are a couple things I want to touch on in the sports world...Last week, Indians great Bob Feller died...He was a power pitcher, long before Roger Clemens got stuck in the ass with a needle...And he did it with class...He gave up four years in his prime when he enlisted in the Navy, the day after Pearl Harbor, and he made sure he didn't get some soft detail...He told them to put him in the fight...

I remember being disgusted a number of years ago when some baseball card collecting douche was mocking how little Bob Feller autograph was worth, as if it was some sort of sign that he wasn't that good...You know why his autograph was so highly valued...Because he signed for anyone, and everyone who asked, because he was classy, and wasn't looking for a payday...And anyone who had the chance to meet him, will tell you this same thing...You knew you were in the presence of greatness, but he didn't make you feel small...He was humble, gracious, and kind...

I've been hearing more and more talk from Browns fans about how they want coach Eric Mangini fired...How quickly things change...A few weeks ago everyone was liking what he was doing, then they get beat by Buffalo, and Cincy in back-to-back games, and it's a totally different story...Now they want his head...Me, I don't know...I didn't watch either game...I've seen this team, that has a roster half full of cast offs, and retreads make some big improvements...The offense is boring, but hell, the offense has a white boy running back who has rushed for over a 1,000 yards...I would considering giving Mangini another, instead of another complete overhaul...Maybe it's just me, but I'm sick of the rebuilds that keep taking place every two to three years...

For a little taste of politics, I'll give you this LINK and ask you this...Why is Jon Stewart the fucking voice of reason? Republicans, and Democrats in DC...Wake the fuck up!

Now to the good stuff...

A couple weeks ago, when I last posted Hump Day...The lovely Rosie Jones was the winner in a close battle...



Because I'm tired, I'm not doing the competition this week...Instead, we're just gonna look at how I see Rosie Jones celebrating Christmas...









Looks like fun to me!!!


Before I go, I just wanted to say, that having this latest baby, has helped remind me how very lucky I am...She's also made me think about those who are no longer with us, and how I wish I could share her, and Christmas with them...




Thanks for putting up with my drivel...Merry Christmas!





Later, The Beeze.

The Beeze's Hump Day Hits

Welcome to another edition of the Hump Day Hits...Let's start with that Monday Night Football game...Hey Rex Ryan and the JETS...Maybe you should stop shit talking, and do a little practicing, and film study...And when you get your ass kicked as badly as the Patriots kicked yours, you probably shouldn't talk more shit after the game...Seriously, you just ass-raped by Belichik, Brady and the Pats defense that has been pretty weak all year...Shut the fuck up, and go back to the drawing board!

And since I mentioned Tom Brady...I don't want to here about the greatness of Peyton Manning again...Those 15 Interceptions are awesome! And I don't care about the fact that the Colts have had a bunch of injuries, and Manning doesn't have all his boys...Brady has Welker, Tate, Woodhead, Branch, and two rookie Tight Ends...Welker is coming off a blown-out knee, and Branch is a retread...The rest are unproven...So fuck Manning and his one ring...Brady and his three rings is the shit...Oh, and Brady has only thrown 4 picks...

Tuesday, The Washington Redskins decided to suspend Albert Haynesworth without pay, for the rest of the season...What was the reason given? "Conduct detrimental to the club" SHOCKING! (yes that's sarcasm) My question is, What the hell took them so long...This overpaid, ass-hat, and coach Mike Shanahan have been going at since the fat fucker decided not to show up to training camp, after he collected his $21 million bonus check...Seriously, this fuck-stain should have been dealt with months ago!

Hey, who wants to mix in some politics...I know, politics can get people touchy, so of course I'm gonna go there...It's not all tits, ass, and sports with me...

I read today that a number of the Democrats are furious over the tax deal President Obama made with the Republicans...Well guys, maybe you should look in the mirror, because all they've shown in the last two years, is a complete lack of balls to get anything done...Stop blaming everyone else when you're sitting on the sidelines, acting like cunts!

And as for the Republicans Tax cuts...Well my fellow Americans, considering these cuts are going to add a shit-ton to the debt, we are officially China's bitch...Yes, unemployment benefits will be extended, and our taxes won't jump through the roof come January...Which I think we can all agree those are good things right now, with the way things are...But some real solutions for our country's future are needed...The sad thing is, I have no faith in any of these dolts in DC...I have jokingly talked about running for President...Hell, I've told my wife I want to run for city council, or mayor...And sometimes I think I should, but my opinionated, loud mouth, would probably get me shot...

Speaking of getting shot...(WOW this is an awful segue)...Today, December 8th is the 30th anniversary of John Lennon's murder...George Harrison was always my favorite Beatle...I can't stand McCartney...And Ringo is a douche! But there is no denying how much Lennon's music, and how much Lennon the man, touched people...And no matter what anyone says, his death was a great loss to the music world, and to the political consciousness...




Of course all Lennon tributes need to have "Imagine" in them...It's in the handbook...I started checking out all the covers of the song...Holy shit, a lot of people did that one...But me being me, I'll go to my old fall back band, OLP...




Okay, enough of this downer shit...Let's get to the T&A...Last week we retired Alana's ass and hung it up in the rafters...So this week, we have three new contestants...

On this cold (in Cleveland) Hump day, which of these ladies would you most like to warm up with?


A. Rosie




B. Kasssie




C. Veronika




As always, Read and Respond...

Later, The Beeze.

Monday Moaning

So as I head into my weekend, I normally start plotting out this post in my mind...After Thursday and Friday night, I thought I would be leading off with the NFL Draft...I mean Christ, I spent hours watching the draft and tweeting, and following tweets, like crazy...Damn Patriots rule...They were tweeting everything before it was announced...

Then, after he blast I had Saturday night, with some old friends...I thought for sure, that was going to get top billing...But damn if the Mrs. can't find a way to trump everyone...So this week, as Raine Maida said, "The End is Where We Begin."

Sunday morning, I'm sleeping off a lot of Conway's Irish Ale on the couch...Both the kids were in my bed when I got home...So around 9:00Am Mrs. Beeze wakes me up by saying, "Do you remember when I got my last period?" ...And I'm suddenly sober!

I had just spent the previous evening telling a number of old friends, "We're done...Not having anymore...Little Beeze broke our spirit." ...Mouthwash...Cap...Keys...Wallet...Drug store! Time to buy some tests...'Cause you can't trust one...You need like, seven!

And well...The yes popped up...Which lead to familiar words that have been used in this situation before..."SHIT!" By the way...This lovely Monday is my wife's birthday...Happy Birthday honey! You're pregnant! We won't get into her age right now...We know how women can get about that...She was saying, "Oh my God" a lot...Kinda funny since she was saying that when we made this little bundle, there goes our savings! By the way honey, I don't think God heard us the last time...


Worst part of this is, we got rid of all the baby shit a couple years ago, when we decided not to have another...Yet we didn't decide to stop bumping uglies!

Creepy part about this...Last week little Beeze walked up to my wife...Hugged her, and said, "Mommy, you're pregnant." ...Can't wait for the movie about this little creep...Some cute kid playing the role of my evil spawn, and the big tag line is, 'I see fetuses.'

The kids are happy...They asked Santa for this...The way it looks, the next Beeze spawn will be landing right around Christmas...Nice! Add a little more stress to the season!

The wife is nervous...I'm okay...We never planned the first two...And everything turned out okay...

Saturday night was a blast...I saw some old friends...Most I haven't seen since high school (1994)...One, -A who I talk to very often...Only through our blogs and twitter and such...It was great to talk face to face...We were all, what Theater, and Band Geeks...But when you go to an all guys Catholic high school, a horny bastard like me is gonna join the extra curriculars that involve females...And many of us geeks got our junk touched before Johnny Football Star! Also, the lines in "American Pie" about "this one time at band camp...." yeah, that shit's true!

I realized something Saturday night with these old friends, while drinking too much, trying to do Yoga at 1:00 AM in a bar, telling a friend about brief interlude her sister and I had, sharing stories we hadn't mentioned in years...I had lost track of their lives...We all went different places, and our lives took some twists and turns...But when I was with these people, I was totally comfortable...Like nothing had changed...I could tell them anything, and I'd gladly do anything for each of them...If you have one person in life like that, I would say you're lucky...I'm lucky as hell, because I have a lot of people like that...Thanks for that guys...

Oh, and I've been told I will be taking -A's YogaClass ...Really, I have to, or the one we call Shorty will kill me!

So now, I'll move on to some draft notes...

1st, What the f**k were the Broncos thinking? Why trade up for Tebow...He would have been there for you...You burned 4 picks to move up for a guy that will be a project...After you traded the Browns for the project that is Brady Quinn...DOLTS!

Speaking of the Browns...Anyone who says they drafted well, is a stupid homer, that's in love Colt McCoy...Is he a good value in the 3rd round? Yes...He's also under 6-2 and lucky if he's 210 lbs...Not ideal NFL QB size...The Browns 1st pick, Joe Haden, I like...Good corner, and it fills a need...That's what this draft should have been about...Filling as many needs as possible...

Next pick...safety, T.J. Ward...5-10 and a career full of injuries...projected in the 4th round by many...WTF! Safety is a need...Earl Thomas or Taylor Mays sounded a little better to me Holmgren, you fat, walrus looking bastard!

Then the Browns really pissed me off...They traded two 5th round picks to move up again in the second round...Golden Tate was still on the board...WR is a need, since the Browns have nothing but 3rd, and 4th receivers on their squad...What did they do...They took Montario Hardesty, a running back from Tennessee, who is coming off of two surgeries...Another WTF! And damn did Pete Carroll have a shit eating grin on his face after that, when he snatched up Tate!

After that was McCoy...Shawn Lauvao (OL/Arizona State)...Larry Asante(S/Nebraska)...
Carlton Mitchell(WR/South Florida)...Clifton Geathers (DE/South Carolina)

To me it looks like another bad Browns draft...

The Patriots did their usual shuffle around, and loaded talent and depth...

My favorite pick...The Vikings taking RB Toby Gerhart...That's one hell of a hard-nosed backfield!

Last bit...As I said last week...The NHL playoffs have been great...Check it out...(Bettman, F**k You! Pay Me!)

So that's it...Hell of a way to start the week...

The Beginning.



Later, The Beeze.

Monday Moaning

Okay, if you're looking for any kind of NCAA Bracket talk, you've come to the wrong place...I've got no tips for ya...I don't have a clue...Basketball and I just don't see eye to eye...I mean c'mon, I'm 5'7"...5'9" with my skates on!

So I'll be starting off with some Cleveland Browns news...Last week the Browns dumped QB Derek Anderson...Good, nobody in their right mind is giving that guy a $2 million bonus...Then $7 million for the season...They made a deal for Seneca Wallace...Then the Browns made a few free agent signings, landing Tony Pashos, Scott Fujita, and Ben Watson...But they weren't finished...Then they signed 35 year old QB Jake Delhomme, who sucked for the Panthers last year...(Sorry about that B-Dub!)...Delhomme's deal is for 2 and the rumor is he'll make around $7 million...Dump a hack sign a hack!

Now Sunday night the news breaks that the Browns have traded QB Brady Quinn ( a former first round pick) to the Denver Broncos for Fullback Peyton Hillis, a 2011 6th round pick, and a conditional pick in 2012...It's also being reported that the Browns moved another former first round pick, outside linebacker Kamerion Wimbley to the Raiders for draft picks...

Well if nothing else Holmgren is making serious changes...I just wonder if they'll work...My God the Browns seem to be in a constant state of rebuilding...

Now onto some HOCKEY...That's right...Not Basketball...HOCKEY!

I was pretty pissed off this week when I found out Matt Cooke wasn't getting a suspension for his hit on Marc Savard last week...(You'll see it in the video in a minute)...Cooke made his reputation as a hard-nosed player, with some skill and excellent speed...In the last couple years his reputation has turned into him being a dirty, cheap-shot, punk bitch...And Saturday night, Don Cherry, said what he thought, as he always does, on Hockey Night in Canada...



God Bless Don Cherry!

The NHL should be embarrassed for not suspending Cooke...They also have to do something about the head shots...Concussions are getting out of hand this year...I can't wait for some one to end Cooke's career , that f**king punk...And Don is right...Crosby better watch himself!

Now, here's a little news from The Fish House...First...If you have a seafood allergy...Why are you being a pain in my ass and eating at a seafood restaurant?

So last week a member of The Fish House staff had an epileptic seizure...Now first off, the guy is an asshole, who's worked there since New Year's Eve...First day he pissed people off...Including me...Go figure...We come to find out he's a bit of a junkie...And a lazy b!tch...But this is how much people don't like the guy...After he had the seizure, a number of people felt he was faking it...He'd been trying to get out of work all day...Had the seizure...An ambulance came...And he refused treatment and went home...Three things...1. If you have a seizure and people think you are faking it...You must be an asshole...2. If you were faking it, which refusing treatment doesn't help your case...You're an asshole! 3. If you have Epilepsy, stop buying crack, and get the proper medication from a doctor, Asshole!

Then Johnny Asshole gets pissed and threatens to sue the company because they want a medical release before he can come back to work...F**k You!

So after a couple of days of bullshit, he shows up with a note saying he' okay to work, and says he'll be in the next morning...Guess who didn't show up? Johnny F**king Asshole! He did manage to come in around 2 in the afternoon for his check, and to give some bullshit song and dance about misreading the schedule...I don't know what the final outcome is going to be...The big guns get nervous when some ass-hat cries lawsuit...But my feeling is we should 86 the Asshole!

Toyota and their accelerator problems have been in the news quite a bit...I thought I'd share this video I found Saturday night with everyone...Just some tips, in case you run into this problem...



That guy is awesome!

Sunday we went to a St. Patrick's Day party at the home of some of my oldest and dearest friends...It was great seeing them all...It's been way too long...We were having a good time catching up, and bullshitting about things...But after a few hours the little Beeze hit his breaking point...He was good for the most part playing with the other kids...But he wakes up too damn early everyday, and when he gets tired he goes into full blown dick mode...you know how there's always one kid at a get together...That one kid that has to make a bit of a seen...Yeah, that's my kid!

Next time guys...Let's do this without the kids!

Good luck with your brackets people...If anyone wants to get into a NCCAA Hockey Bracket Challenge, let me know!

Let's close with some music...Our Lady Peace kicked off their "An Evening with Our Lady Peace" tour last weekend...2 nights in each city...Almost 3 hours of music each night...A bunch of songs they've never done live...It's pretty sweet!

Have a great week...

Later, The Beeze.

For Real...There's One of These I haven't Done?

I thought I had done all the Facebook notes there are to do...Then I tagged for one I hadn't yesterday...Some of the answers are inside jokes...Too bad..The rest are me just being the ass that I am...


1.Is there anybody you just wish would fall off the planet? A CHALUPA...A STRINGBEAN...AL SHARPTON...BILL O'REILLY...AND A WHOLE LOT MORE

2. How do you flush the toilet in public? I SLAP IT WITH MY HOG...HOW DO YOU THINK DUMMY?

3. Do you wear your seat belt in the car? YES

4. Do you have a crush on someone? FOR ALMOST 10 YEARS NOW

5. Name one thing you worry about running out of. WELL SINCE I ALREADY RAN OUT OF MONEY...I'LL SAY TIME

6. What famous person do you (or other people) think you resemble? THIS AWESOME BLOGGER WHO CALLS HIMSELF "THE BEEZE"

7. What are your favorite pizza toppings? SAUSAGE, BACON, HAM, GREEN PEPPERS

8. Do you crack your knuckles? YES

9. What song do you hate the most? PARTY IN THE USA...I'LL HAVE THAT GASH "Nodding her head like YEAH! Moving her hips like YEAH!" Idiotic shit!

10. Did just mentioning that song make it get stuck in your head? YES!

11. What are your super powers? NEVER ENDING SEX DRIVE...VERBALLY ASSAULTING SERVERS...THROWING FISH...

12. Peppermint or spearmint? PEPPERMINT

13. Where are your car keys? KITCHEN COUNTER

14. Last song you listened to? THIS SONG BY BILLY THE KID...



15. What's your most annoying habit? INSANE RANTING AND RAVING

16. Where did you last go on vacation? BOSTON

17. What is your best physical feature? MY YAM BAG

18. What CD is closest to you right now? "THE LOST CAUSE"

19. What 3 things can always be found in your refrigerator? MILK...BEER...PIZZA

20. What superstition do you believe/practice? ENTER WITH MY LEFT FOOT

21. What colour are your bed sheets? BLUE...WITH WHITE STAINS!

22. Would you rather be a fish or a bird? BIRD...I'M ALLERGIC TO FISH, SO THAT WOULD REALLY F**KING SUCK!

23. Last thing you broke? A SERVER'S SPIRIT!

24. What are you having to eat tonight? YOUR MOM'S BOX!

25. What colour shirt are you wearing? BLUE...WITH WHITE STAINS!

26. If you could be doing anything else today, what would you rather be doing? MAKING MORE STAINS!

27. Do security cameras make you nervous? YES

28. If you wrote a book about your life, what would the title be? IT"S IN THE WORKS...THE TITLE IS, "UNDERSTANDING MY INSANITY"

29. Last time you went to a cemetery? JULY 13th

30. Last concert you went to? OUR LADY PEACE

31. Favorite musician(s)/bands you've seen in concert? OUR LADY PEACE

32. Next concert you're planning to attend? BILLY THE KID somewhere in Ontario or AN EVENING WITH OUR LADY PEACE in Buffalo

33. Do you talk to yourself? ALWAYS

34. Have you ever adopted or purchased a pet? NO

35. Have you ever been present when an animal is being born? YES, HIS NAME IS LITTLE BEEZE!

Later, The Beeze

How Much Would Life Suck Without You Tube

That's right...I said it...Technology has it's good points and it's bad points...I have to say that You Tube and other sites like it, are awesome...You can find almost any type of video you want...But if you're looking for porn, I suggest Pornhub, or XNXX...

I waste at least a hour a day checking out stuff on You Tube...Hell, I've watched whole movies there...So today, I thought I'd share some of that great stuff you can find...

Let's start with my favorite bartender...




This guy is awesome!






There's a sh!t load of these videos, and they all make me laugh...

Then you can get some quality Radio, and put it to some cheap animation...And have a good laugh...




Then you can always find some good stand up comedy...




Then there's the stupid people...God bless them!




Then there's this totally disgusting stuff...




Of course you can can always find some music...




Including cool moments from your favorite band last time they were in town...




I mentioned stupid people right...God I love watching people f**k themselves up....




My son thinks I should close with some Family Guy...




The little Beeze really wants to close strong with some Peanut Butter Jelly...




Later, The Beeze.

Monday Moaning

Here we are again...Another weekend has blown past us, and here comes a steaming pile of Monday right in the face...

It was a pretty good week in the Beeze's world...I realized no matter how much time I spend blogging, or writing my book, which will be a bestseller, or f**king around on facebook...I'm still not the guy that spends too much time on his Halloween yard decorations...But I found the king...He's right here in Cleveland, about 3 minutes from my house...He built these himself...

Optimus Prime took him 6 months, and Bumble Bee took 4...Too much time on your hands dude! Don't get me wrong, they look cool and the detail is amazing...But I'd rather spend that time f**king!

Thursday night Our Lady Peace rolled into Ohio for the third time on this tour...This time in Columbus...And again they put on a great show...The set was mostly the same with a few different songs mixed in...

And again Steve Mazur on Guitar was awesome....

Friday night, Mrs. Beeze, myself, and our friends Bryan and May went out to dinner at a great local restaurant...The Bistro on Lincoln Park...We've been there before, and I gave them a great review...Well, they didn't disappoint this time either...The food was awesome...The latest review will be up by Tuesday...

Saturday Morning was spent at the Fish House...The it was time for Halloween madness...Kids, candy, and beer...How can you pass out candy without beer?

My brother and his family came over for trick or treat...Then it was time for him and me to give people sh!t...If you costume is sketchy...We're grilling ya...The teenagers don't like how we pounce all over their not so much of a costume...One girl just broke off the old..."It's for my sick Cousin." Her boyfriend laughed, and they were sent on their way with no candy...Hey, the economy is f**ked, I'm not giving candy to every loser with no costume...At least give us a good story...

Then there was the kid dressed like Michael Jackson...Fine...whatever...But then him and his posse came back and tried to double dip...I'm not letting that happen unless I get to make you look like a dolt...So I said, "You're Michael Jackson? Then dance!" This little sh!t didn't miss a beat...He was breaking off all the old school moves...We send them off with some candy...About 20 minutes later, almost time for lights out, and these punks comeback again...So I tell them all to dance...There they were...6 kids breaking it down on my front lawn...They got hooked up...

Then there were these two freaks...About 16 years old, and living in there fantasy world...My brother asks "What the hell are you?" These dork goes into this whole f**king speech...They were based off of some game...Like the new version of D&D...Whatever...The kid closes with, "I stay immortal, by killing." Can't wait to see this psycho on the news! So when these two came back for seconds I was feeling good...(Good=Buzzed) I just let out a, "Get the hell out of here before I stick that fake sword up your ass!"

Instead of candy, I should have given them money for a hooker!

Then it was time to kickback...Well as much as you can with noisy kids all hopped up on sugar...And watch Notre Dame put a beating on Washington State... http://irishbuzz.blogspot.com/ That was nice to see...

Sunday, I had to do a short tour of duty at the Fish House...Thank God! It saved me the pain and suffering of having to watch the Browns get the sh!t kicked out of them by the Bears...The Patriots had their bye this week...So I had nothing to balance out my rage...I did get to see soem of the much hyped, Packers and Vikings game...Have I ever told you I hate Brett Favre...I was really hoping to see that guy get his arm and leg broken in this game! No such luck...And the Viking are looking strong...

In the latest news about the little Beeze...Not much has changed...Except his need to put his hands down his pants has increased...He's really working that thing...Honestly in the time I spent with him on Sunday, he only spent about an hour total, without at least one hand down there...I got a feeling I'll be hearing from his teacher this week...

Oh...F**k the Yankees! That just needed to be said...

Now, I'll end with a laugh...Well, I laughed at least...But I am twisted!


Have a good week...

Later, The Beeze.

A Little Hump Day Ranting...And Humping

This week I'm averaging about 3 hours of sleep a night...I've got a bunch of crap bouncing around in my head, and I think if I get it out I may be able to sleep a little better...We'll see...

First, The World Series...1) I hate the Yankees...2) I hate the City of not so brotherly love...3) I really hate seeing two former Cleveland Indians Cy Young Award winners going against each other in "The Fall Classic"...I'm rooting for no one...I'm hoping that some how the Gods will intervene and neither team will win...

And back to this whole"Fall Classic" crap...The way Major League Baseball is going, in a few years will be watching this on Thanksgiving...These two teams had approximately 20 games off during the regular season...During the playoffs, they've already had something like 14...Knock it off with all the days off, and play ball before the snow starts falling....

Another Baseball note...The Indians hired Manny Acta...Awesome, a guy with a record of 158-252...Great, another loser...Don't give me any crap about how the Nationals were a sh!t team...So are the Indians...But what happened with the Nationals after they fired Acta...They played a lot better for the new guy...F**king Indians suck!

One more Baseball note...F**k Mark McGwire...Already sick of hearing about this douche...Go shoot up dummy and teach the Cardinals hitters how to use a syringe...

Moving on...I don't like to get political...But sometimes I get pissed off enough, where I need to say something...I don't care where you stand on Health Care reform...Everyone has their own opinion and that's the beauty of this country...That and being able to voice your opinion...This isn't so much about health care, and public option, no public option...It's about elected officials not listening to the people they represent...

Joe Lieberman of Connecticut, has said he will fight the public option to the death...He will Filibuster to prevent a vote if he has to...The same Joe Lieberman, who just a couple years ago signed a pact to not filibuster...No matter what the issue, it should make it to the floor...Whatever Joe...You're a politician and we should except you're full of crap...My big problem is this...67% of the people he represents in the state of Connecticut, want a public option...Ahhh democracy...Of the people, by the people, for the people, has become....Rich people, voted in by the people, ignoring the people, f**king the people...

Okay, enough with that ranting...Who wants to see two girls kissing?

Here's the highlight of the day...It wasn't carving the pumpkins with the kids...It wasn't the awesome butternut squash bisque I made...It was this...

Mrs. Beeze has been working crazy hours this week...Tonight after the kids were asleep, we had some catching up to do...So we're upstairs, just pounding it...It was one of those quality humps, that has good mix of everything in it...It was loud...I often mock my wife for her poor dirty talk skills...Her big line was, "I want you to cum hard." Well I did! Very loudly too...Afterwards we're rolling out of bed, and getting ready to figure out what to watch on the tube, when suddenly...Our daughter walks in crying ...She was scared by the loud, strange noises, that woke her up....

My wife always thinking said, "Daddy was just yelling because of the hockey game." I chimed in with, "The stupid Rangers lost!" Of course she asks, "Why was the bed making so much noise?" I then had to comeback with, "I was just excited about the game."

One day, she'll remember this and think, 'What a couple of lying dolts my parents were.'

That's all for now...OLP in Columbus tomorrow night...Can't wait!

Later, The Beeze.