"Apparently you morons didn't understand me the first time. I CANNOT take time off from work. I'm not putting my family's well being at stake to participate in this crap. I don't believ in our "justice" system and I don't want to have a goddamn thing to do with it. Jury duty is a complete waste of time. I would rather count the wrinkles on my dogs balls than sit on a jury. Get it through thick skulls.
Leave me the F_ _k alone."
I wonder how things worked out for this fella...I love the line about counting the wrinkles in his dog's balls...Classic!
Later, the Beeze.