1. First thing you wash in the shower? MY BALLS
2. What color is your favorite hoodie? BLUE
3. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again? YES
4. Do you plan outfits? RARELY
5. How are you feeling RIGHT now? INDIFFERENT
6. What’s the closest thing to you that's red? THE BOXER BRIEFS I'M WEARING
7. Tell me about the last dream you remember having. I WAS CUMMING ALL OVER HER BACK
8. Did you meet anybody new today? NO
9. What are you craving right now? SEX
10. Do you floss daily? NO
11. What comes to mind when I say cabbage? SLAW
12. Are you emotional? YES
13. Have you ever counted to 1,000? NO
14. Do you bite into your ice cream or just lick it? BOTH...JUST LIKE....
15. Do you like your hair? NO
16. Do you like yourself? YES
17. Would you go out to eat with George W. Bush? NO
18. What are you listening to right now? THE VOICES IN MY HEAD
19. Are your parents strict? NO
20. Would you go sky diving? NO...TWO THINGS FALL OUT OF THE SKY...BIRD SHIT AND ASSHOLES!
21. Do you like cottage cheese? NO
22. Have you ever met a celebrity? YES
23. Do you rent movies often? NO
24. Is there anything sparkly in the room you're in? YES
25. How many countries have you visited? TWO
26. Have you made a prank phone call? YES
27. Ever been on a train? YES...MY GOD SHE WAS FUN...OH YOU MEAN A TRAIN, TRAIN...YES
28. Brown or white eggs? DON'T CARE
29. Do you have a cell-phone? YES
30. Do you use chap stick? RARELY
31. Do you own a gun? YES
32. Can you use chop sticks? YES
33. Who are you going to be with tonight? MYSELF
34. Are you too forgiving? NO
35. Ever been in love? YES
36. What is your best friend(s) doing tomorrow? GOING TO WORK...COMING HOME...THEN GETTING PESTERED BY ME FOR SEX...YES THAT WOULD BE MY WIFE
37. Ever have cream puffs? NO
38. Last time you cried? I CRY A LITTLE INSIDE EVERYDAY (CUE THE CHEESEY MUSIC)
39. What was the last question you asked? WHY THE HELL AM I SO ADDICTED TO DOING THESE THINGS
40. Favorite time of the year? FALL
41. Do you have any tattoos? NO
42. Are you sarcastic? YOU CAN'T F*CKING TELL?
43. Have you ever seen The Butterfly Effect? NO
44. Ever walked into a wall? NO
45. Favorite color? BLUE
46. Have you ever slapped someone? YES
47. Is your hair curly? IN MY CROTCH...YES
48. What was the last CD you bought? HANNAH MONTANA SOUNDTRACK FOR MY DAUGHTER...TWILIGHT SOUNDTRACK FOR MY WIFE....EAR PLUGS FOR MYSELF!
49. Do looks matter? YES...IF YOU SAY NO YOU'RE A LIAR
50. Could you ever forgive a cheater? MAYBE...MAYBE NOT WHAT KIND OF CHEATING ARE WE TALKING...CHEATING ON A TEST I CAN FORGIVE...SUCKING A STRANGERS DICK IN THE PARK...NOT SO MUCH!
51. Is your phone bill sky high? NO
52. Do you like your life right now? YES...BUT MORE MONEY WOULD BE NICE.
53. Do you sleep with the TV on? NO...BUT I USE TO
54. Can you handle the truth? YES...CAN YOU?
55. Do you have good vision? WHEN I'M WEARING MY GLASSES...YES
56. Do you hate or dislike more than 3 people? YES
57. How often do you talk on the phone? EVERY DAY
58. The last person you held hands with? MY DAUGHTER
59. What are you wearing? WELLS FARGO T-SHIRT...STARTER SHORTS...AND A FLANNEL SHIRT, CIRCA 1996...YEAH...I'M F*CKING HOT...YOU'RE DOUBLE CLICKING THE MOUSE RIGHT NOW AREN'T YA?
60.What is your favorite animal? NONE
61. Where was your profile picture taken? MY HOUSE
62. Can you hula hoop? NOT WELL
63. Do you have a job? YES
64. What was the most recent thing you bought? MILK
65. Have you ever crawled through a window? YES
I'm adding a couple more...what the f*ck....
66. Was this completely stupid? YES
67. Will you do another one of these stupid things? OF COURSE I WILL!
Later, The Beeze.