Tuesday, May 19, 2009

Another Random F**king Survey from facebook


Have you ever kissed someone in a bathroom? YES

What is the last non-alcoholic beverage you had? PEPSI NATURAL

Ever kissed someone else's boyfriend/girlfriend? YES

Are you afraid of roller coasters? YES

What is the last thing you did before you went to bed last night? RUBBED ONE OUT

Do you believe in love at first sight? NO

Who were you last in the car with? LITTLE BEEZE

Name someone that made you laugh today- JURK

When is your birthday? IN THE FALL

Do you think relationships are ever really worth it? YES

Where do you wish you were right now? IN ISLA FISHER

How many girls do you trust? I TRUST MORE GIRLS THEN I DO GUYS

Do you curse in front of your parents? YES

At what age do you want to be married? ALREADY DONE

Who was your last text from & what did it say? DON'T PLAY THAT SHIT

Do you believe everything happens for a reason? YES

Are you a jealous person? YES

Do you have a friend named Dan? NOT ANYMORE

What time did you go to sleep last night? 2:30 AM

Would you ever donate blood? NEVER AGAIN

Have a bruise from the opposite sex? YES

Ever had your heart broken? YOU HAVEN'T LIVED UNTIL SOMEONE RIPS YOUR HEART OUT, TAKES A PISS ON IT, AND THEN DANCES A JIGG ALL OVER IT.

Do you look your age? YOU TELL ME

If someone liked you right now, would you want them to tell you? WHAT IS THIS SEVENTH GRADE...GROW UP YOU F*CKING CHILD!

Where is your best friend? IN BED

Can you type fast? KINDA

Do you have good handwriting? NO

Have you ever driven without your license? NO

Do you do your own laundry? SOMETIMES

What kind of car do you want? MINIVAN

How many states have you been to? 11

Have you ever been in a car accident? NO

Are you a good singer? MAYBE...YOU DECIDE

If you were to die today, would your life be complete? NOWhere did you get your shirt, pants and shoes? THE CLOSET

What color is your hair? A NICE MIX OF SALT & PEPPER

Is your hair curly or straight? STRAIGHT ON TOP...CURLY DOWN SOUTH!

Are you currently frustrated with anyone or anything? CURRENTLY? F*CKING ALWAYS!

Have you ever been called Prince/Princess? NO

Are you a bad influence? ON SOME PEOPLE

When was the last time you went shopping? FRIDAY

Besides this, what are you doing right now? WANTING TO PUNCH SOMEONE IN THE FACE...I NEED A FACEBOOK REHAB FACILITY

Would you ever get a tattoo/belly ring? NOAre you wearing something you borrowed from someone? NO

STUPID SHIT!
Later, The Beeze

3 comments:

CK0712™ said...

Have you ever kissed someone in a bathroom? YA and a whole lot more HA!

What is the last non-alcoholic beverage you had? Green Tea, right now!

Ever kissed someone else's boyfriend/girlfriend? in a friendly hello kinda kissy way, but sexual-hell NO!

Are you afraid of roller coasters? Nope!!

What is the last thing you did before you went to bed last night? read for about 15 minutes then passed the hell out, tired ;0

Do you believe in love at first sight? YES!

Who were you last in the car with? Myself :)

Name someone that made you laugh today- Beeze & Tcp-online
offline, my hubby & kid this morning arguing over muscle cars!!

When is your birthday? February

Do you think relationships are ever really worth it? YA!

Where do you wish you were right now? i'm still home, soon headed to work....but where do i wish i were.......mmmmmmmmm Kurts' house HA!

How many girls do you trust? Fear no ho's doll! I hate biotches, but i LOVE mine!

Do you curse in front of your parents? i did a few times when they were still on this earth..

At what age do you want to be married? got married young & that's fine with me!!

Who was your last text from & what did it say? I don't text, on my personal phone, so my last one was from work!

Do you believe everything happens for a reason? YA

Are you a jealous person? Nah!

Do you have a friend named Dan? Yup!

What time did you go to sleep last night? 10:30 PM :)

Would you ever donate blood? only if a familia member needed it!!!

Have a bruise from the opposite sex? Nope!! some bite marks but no bruises-i ain't into pain ;0

Ever had your heart broken? uuuuuuuhhhhhhh yeah, 6th grade, tommy my 1st boyfriend....he called my bestie & then broke up with me.......fuker HA!

Do you look your age? i dunno!! gotta ask kurt & my ole man LMAO!

If someone liked you right now, would you want them to tell you? uhhhhhhhh if it were kurt YA!

Where is your best friend? Work!

Can you type fast? HELLYA

Do you have good handwriting? the worst, sloppy as sloppy can be!!

Have you ever driven without your license? Yup...trashed, 16 years ole, stole my soon to be hubbies van & took it joy riding-even picked a bunch of other drunks up @ the WA WA LMAO!

Do you do your own laundry? Fk YA, i'm a wife & a mommy!

What kind of car do you want? A Grand Prix G8....even though they aren't going to make the grand prix anymore *cries*

How many states have you been to? 2

Have you ever been in a car accident? Yes, 2 times........1 time fucker on cell phone-slammed into me doing 75. i was at a dead stop, he hit my ass end so hard he spun me around, over a median & into on coming traffic.....on an INTERSTATE yet.......my car was brand fkin new monte carlo-his a beat up piece of shit honda.......BUT, i'm glad he hit ME & not the girl stopped in the other lane-SHE WAS PREGGERS! did my husband hunt him down & beat him within an inch of his life with a 2X4-i'll never tell LMAO!

Are you a good singer? NOPE can't carry a tune in a bucket babe!

If you were to die today, would your life be complete? NOPE! wanna see my grandkids!!!!!!!

What color is your hair? blonde

Is your hair curly or straight? OI, fine, pretty much limpy type hair.....i have to mess with it for like a 1/2 hour every morning....typical chick!

Are you currently frustrated with anyone or anything? YES BITCH my god dayum FEEDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

Have you ever been called Prince/Princess? NOPE-lol

Are you a bad influence? Used to be, sure........who wasn't in some way !!

When was the last time you went shopping? grocery-yesterday, clothes-been a while!!!

Besides this, what are you doing right now? waiting for my fkin feed to fix itself , listening to the washer & dryer & trying to fix my fricken hair LMAO!

Would you ever get a tattoo/belly ring? Sure, have on now!!

Are you wearing something you borrowed from someone? EEEEEWWWWWW no LOL!

The BEEZE said...

Hey...did you feed finally catch up...I've been behind all day...Thanks for playing!

-A said...

Have you ever kissed someone in a bathroom? Sure

What is the last non-alcoholic beverage you had? Water

Ever kissed someone else's boyfriend/girlfriend? Yes

Are you afraid of roller coasters? Depends on the roller coaster

What is the last thing you did before you went to bed last night? I don't remember... it was sooo long ago...

Do you believe in love at first sight? No

Who were you last in the car with? The Boy

Name someone that made you laugh today- The Boy when he pooped everywhere... it was on his head...

When is your birthday? October

Do you think relationships are ever really worth it? Depends on the relationship

Where do you wish you were right now? Getting a massage

How many girls do you trust? 2-ish

Do you curse in front of your parents? Yes

At what age do you want to be married? I'm on 2, I'm trying for 6 - Liz Taylor ain't got nothin on me

Who was your last text from & what did it say? My mom and I don't remember and I'm way to lazy to look

Do you believe everything happens for a reason? Yes - but sometimes I wish those reasons presented themselves faster

Are you a jealous person? Yes, I can be when the moment calls for it.

Do you have a friend named Dan? Yes

What time did you go to sleep last night? It was late - 1 or 2am

Would you ever donate blood? I can't, I have a weird blood thing

Have a bruise from the opposite sex? Sure

Ever had your heart broken? Yes

Do you look your age? I like to think I look like a nice 25... but I've never been good at guessing ages

If someone liked you right now, would you want them to tell you? Does someone hate me? You're talking jibberish

Where is your best friend? Bed

Can you type fast? Very

Do you have good handwriting? It's easier to read sanskrit

Have you ever driven without your license? Yes

Do you do your own laundry? I try not to

What kind of car do you want? Honestly, regardless of the fact that it makes no sense cuz I have a kid? Dodge Charger or a Chevelle - I have a list - but since I have a kid, a Forester and since I have a husband I'll be getting a outback - go go grocery getter go!

How many states have you been to? Dude... tired... everything east of the mississippi, down on the bayou and cali - whats that? Like 922? Math is for... other people...?

Have you ever been in a car accident? I've been in enough car accidents for the both of us Beeze. At least 6 and I was only driving 1 of those times.

Are you a good singer? I like to think I am... but I'm afraid to ask

If you were to die today, would your life be complete? If it's my time, it's my time. I suppose as long as I didn't kill myself then it would be complete

Where did you get your shirt, pants and shoes? A homeless guy named Tom

What color is your hair? It's dark brown... I want purple highlights - but what will it be after my next hair appt? Dark brown

Is your hair curly or straight? Curly

Are you currently frustrated with anyone or anything? CURRENTLY? F*CKING ALWAYS! <- What he said

Have you ever been called Prince/Princess? Not to my face

Are you a bad influence? I can be

When was the last time you went shopping? I bought some breakfast bars this morning

Besides this, what are you doing right now? I'm going to go check on the boy so I can go to sleep

Would you ever get a tattoo/belly ring? I have 4 tattoos, I want 4 more and no - I don't and can't do piercings

Are you wearing something you borrowed from someone? Homeless Tom, my clothing