Tuesday, May 26, 2009

Dishing Out Some More Skull F**ks

Well after a week of no skull f**ks...A week that I wanted to give out many, mind you...I'm back, and just as angry...Angry enough to pull out my hog and pound some skull...

Let's start with the Indy 500...They still do that f**king thing!?! I remember it being a big deal when I was a kid...Maybe that was because we only had 15 TV stations...Now I got over 300...So f**k all that driving in circles crap...I don't even know who won...Some dude...So drink you milk and get the f**k out of here...

But this brings me to my first skull f**k....DANICA PATRICK...
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Yes, she lost again...The gal that was gonna save Indy Racing hasn't...Please go to NASCAR, and really get your pretty little ass kicked...So you get my first load of the day...To be honest...I'd throw it in all of her holes, that dirty little race car driver!


Next I touched on two topics in Monday Moaning that deserve some skull f**king attention...http://www.yougabsports.com/?cmd=blog&nid=337804&ptitle=Monday-Moaning

First Brian Campbell of the Chicago Blackhawks...You were the only bitch to complain about Nicklas Kronwall's hit on Martin Havlat...Even calling Kronwall gutless...Here comes a big fatty for you...Try not coughing up the puck in your own end...And pass to one of your teammates who can score...Because you have forgotten how to...OH, by the way...It was a clean hit...F**king Pu$$y!!!

Next up...The PC douche bags...ALL OF YOU ASSHOLES...Get in line...The Beeze is pounding you skull hard...Leave the sports logos alone...If you don't want to hear Dennis Leary say c0ck on cable TV...Don't watch RESCUE ME.(great show btw)...You don't like a song lyric...Don't listen to hit...Stop throwing all your stupid high and mighty ideals on us...

You people are only happy when you're attacking something...(pot meet kettle)

What happens when you win these stupid battles, and there is nothing left to bitch about...Then what will you do...How will you suck the fun, joy, and beauty out of life then....I've got an idea where you can start...The worst thing is...You'll like that...You love my c0ck...You sorry bastards preach one thing, and then when nobody is looking...you're looking for the closest glory hole...So here you are...A fine quality Beeze skull f**k!

Next...The Chicago Cubs, Wrigley Field, and who ever the hell is in charge of the assholes singing "Take me Out to the Ball Game." This has become disgusting to me...It seems like now it's become a contest of who can f*ck up the song the most...After recently hearing Mr. T and Denise Richards destroy the seventh inning stretch...I'm done...F*ck those two dolts...The Cubs...Everyone involved...Including their douche bag fans who seem to love it almost as much as the love losing...Well the Beeze is about to give you a seven inch stretch to the eye socket...Douche bags!

Last this week...The Brooklyn Ohio School District...After pushing this fine little community to pass two tax levies this year...They have decided to cut more jobs, and close one of the schools...In theireyes, after raising our taxes...It would be better to jam an extra 300-400 students into another building....These are things they promised they wouldn't do if we passed the levies...Well this time the Beeze is gonna be knocking on you doors...And I'm gonna be leaving some mushroom stamps across your faces!!!
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That's all for now...I gotta save a load for Mrs. Beeze...
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Later, The Beeze.

6 comments:

-A said...

LOL.
Remind me never to piss you off. I really don't want to land on this list...

The BEEZE said...

LOL!

You could never make this list!

CK0712™ said...

i detest nascar...........500000000000000000000000000000000000000 left hand turns *yawn*

some solid skll fks beeze! well deserved ones too!

The BEEZE said...

Thanks CK! The left hand turn crap makes me crazy.

3rdStoneFromTheSun said...

wow Beeze

you better get your junk insured

you might damage it banging all those skulls

the Cubs thing...feel you

I guess it's hip to be square out there

car racing, to me, is as exciting as competitive eating

The BEEZE said...

Can there ever really be a bad skull f**k?

I think not!