Tuesday, May 12, 2009

Mr. Skull...I'd Like to Introduce You to My C**k

Well it seems to be that time again...Time to release a little rage on those I feel deserve it, with some good old fashioned skull f**ks...

This week we will start with Manny Ramirez...Not just for taking performance enhancing drugs...But also, for a complete douche...Here I cum Manny...Balls deep right eye socket!


Next on the list...From the Carolina Hurricanes Scott "sucker punch" Walker...Why? For his cheap shot, sucker punch on Aaron Ward...A total and complete bitch move...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Kd6_eccyYc

Walker...I've got a nice warm load just for you prick!

While on this topic...I'd also like to give a lovely Skull F**ck to super douche, NHL Commissioner Gary Bettman...Now You could keep him on this list forever just for being a total idiot...But he gets mentioned today, because him and his yes men didn't feel this cheap shot deserved a suspension...I'll guarantee if it was Sidney Crosby or Alex Ovechkin, that got blasted in the face like that...Dude would have been suspended...Hell if anyone looks at Crosby funny they a penalty...

The NHL has been very inconsistent with the way it has dealt out penalties for things this year...Sean Avery calls a chick his sloppy seconds...and he gets suspended...Now while this may have lacked class...It was also true...Yet a guy throws a cheap shot like Walker...and nothing...

Pull your head out of your ass Gary....So I can gram my rod right through your dome! Douche bag!

And since I'm hear...I was listening to part of the Bruins, 'Canes game on XM tonight...It was the Carolina broadcast...I didn't catch the guys name doing the play-by-play...But WOW! does he f**king suck...How are you gonna call hockey games, and not be able to pronounce names like Chara...Or Bergeron...And besides that...This a$$hole sounded like his mouth was full of sh!t...Well now he gets a mouthful of Beeze!

Next is Roger Clemens...I really hadn't thought about this fathead in quite some time...But then he was on Mike & Mike this morning...I listened to the whole interview...I don't care what anyone says...He's a liar...But even if I'm wrong...He's still getting a skull F**k...Why? Because he said if Brett Favre comes back this year...Then he's gonna have to comeback...That's not even funny...

A) Only John Madden wants Favre to give it another go...

B) I don't want to see your dumb ass trying to pitch another half season...

So Roger...Here you go...A few good power thrusts to your cranium...Dick!

That's all I have in me tonight...I guess I shouldn't have spent so much time at Porn Hub before I wrote this...

Later, The Beeze.

5 comments:

CK0712™ said...

do not skll fk Manny........WHY? funny u should ask: then you would have little Beeze/Manny's running around tearin sht up LMAO!

remember he took a female horomone to make his boobies bigger......i wonder if that worked? Anyone have pics of his man titties?

The BEEZE said...

LMFAO!!!

CK0712™ said...

what should we name the off spring?

MABeezey

i dunno, total retard this morning, sorry not enough coffee yet ;0

off to work....oh fking joy!

afrankangle said...

So how do you really feel about Gary Bettman?

Future post idea: Reasons way Bettman is better than Selig ... Reasons why Selig is better than Bettman.

Poor Manny ... now remember, he does talk about coming back to Cleveland.

Well done Beeze!

3rdStoneFromTheSun said...

I dunno Beeze

me thinks a few of those folks you listed might enjoy some man made visine