10 Things That Cause Me to Smile

So I was tagged Frank...Of A Frank Angle http://afrankangle.wordpress.com/2010/01/23/on-ten-things-causing-me-to-smile/

I've never been one to shy away from a little game of tag...So, here is a list of 10 things that cause me to smile...In no certain order...

1. Watching the New York Rangers win the Stanley Cup back in 1994! I never get tired of that DVD...What a team!

2. Stopping by the following blog... http://hockeyhotchicks.blogspot.com/ I mean, really...Hockey and Hot Chicks...Just give me some beer and it's game over Johnny!

3. Watching TV personalities blow their careers live on TV!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kRc4msoUj_Q



Speaking of O & A...

4. The Opie and Anthony Show...For bringing stupid weathermen to our attention...For putting great comedians on the air...For their ability to trash people...Their brutal and honest views and comedy...And all the laughs I get from all of it...



Since I'm getting dirty...

6. Blasting a load on females glasses...Yeah, I like chicks with glasses!

Okay, instead of using the rest of this for all the sexual activities that make me smile...Let's just have it noted, that anytime I have an orgasm, it brings a smile across my face!

7. A good meal...A really nice 4 course meal, with good friends...Eating and drinking...Laughing, and offending the other tables around us!

8. Sitting in an "Old Man's Bar" with my dad...Watching football, or baseball...Knocking back some beers.

9. Going to the movies with my wife...It's one of her favorite things to do...She always lights up when we catch a flick at the theater...

10. My kids...They often make me crazy...And most the time on this blog, that's the stuff I share...But the good always out weighs the bad...The cause me to smile every day...

Bonus:

11. Writing...If I didn't, I'd probably lose my mind, with all the crazieness that's going on upstairs...

Later, The Beeze.

I've Been Tagged...

So I've been tagged for another little game...I often act annoyed by these, but I secretly love them...That's why I keep doing them...This one comes from ~P~ at http://lifeasaloadedgun.blogspot.com/

I have been tagged to share 6 unimportant things about me...What the hell!

1. I rub one out everyday...Even if Mrs. Beeze gives it up...I still find time to squeeze one off...I enjoy my me time!


2. I liked Van Halen with Sammy Hagar more then David Lee Roth...Gary Cherone wasn't awful...But didn't have the charism...And he seemed gay on stage...Eddie doesn't let that sh!t fly!

3. I often have angry thoughts...Thoughts about punching my boss, or fliiping over peoples table as they eat...These thoughts make me laugh...Which I think is what keeps me from actually knocking somebody the f*ck out...And keeps me out of jail!

4. I often say change is good...And I'd like to change things in my life...Example: i have lived in the Cleveland area my entire life...I always say how it sucks, and I want to move...I'd love to live in Boston...But that same though scares the hell out of me...I hate change!

5. I think organized religion seriously f*cked up....Yet somehow, I believe there is a God...Or some higher power responsible for this world...And I'm sure he laughs at us often!

6. My freshmen year of high school I learned an important lesson...As I fell from a catwalk, 20 feet above a stage...I realized, I'm not afraid of hieghts...I'm afraid of hitting the ground...As most things in my life I found a laugh in it all...A guy a few years older that I looked up to immediately said..."Oh get up you pussy! Quit acting like you just fell 20 feet!"

I'm gonn a throw in a bonus one...

7. I love porn!

Here's the rules....

1.) Put the link of the person who tagged you on your blog..
2.) Write the rules
3.) Mention 6 things or habits of no real importance about you.

That's it...

Later, The Beeze.

Tag...You're it! (more silly sh!t from facebook)

TAG-YOU'RE IT! If you opened it, you have to do it (it only takes a couple minutes - I Promise!) Then, tag back to the person...and others of course...

Five names you go by:

1. Dad

2. Beeze

3. Honey

4. Beezer

5. Ass

Three things you are wearing right now:

1. Hoodie

2. Jeans

3. Cap

Two things you want very badly at the moment:

1. Blow job

2. A Million dollars...(No particular order)

Three people who will probably fill this out:

1. ayoung

2. ~P~

3. CK

Two things you did last night:

1. Rubbed one out!

2. Spent too much time on facebook!

Two things you ate today:

1. Toast

2. Black Bean Soup

Two people you last talked to on the phone:

1. Mrs. Beeze

2. Some stupid b!tch at my son's school

Three things you are going to do tomorrow:

1. Go to work

2. Try to get some sex

3. Rub one out!

Two longest car rides:

1. Cleveland to Martha's Vineyard

2. Cleveland to Portland, Maine

3 favorite beverages:

1. Coffee

2. Beer

3. Dr. Pepper

There you are...more nonsense...Tag, you're it!

Later, the Beeze

15 Albums

Here's another game of tag from Facebook...I won't be tagging anyone here though...But if you feel like getting in on, go ahead...

Think of 15 albums, CDs, LPs (if you're over 40) that had such a profound effect on you they changed your life....Dug into your soul. Music that brought you to life when you heard it. Royally affected you, kicked you in the ass, and punched you in the gut...That damn good is what I'm talking about....Then when you finish, tag 15 others....Make sure you copy and paste this part so they know the drill....Get the idea now? Good....

In no real order....

Van Halen- Van Halen

Van Halen- 5150

Portishead- Dummy

Alice in Chains- Dirt

Pearl Jam- Ten

Glen Hansard- Once soundtrack

Our Lady Peace- Clumsy

Raine Maida- The Hunter's Lullabye

Deftones- White Pony

K's Choice- Cacoon Crash

Jimi Hendrix- Band of Gypsys

Led Zeppelin- Physical Graffiti

U2- Joshua Tree

Zakk Wylde- Book of Shadows

Fugazi- 13 Songs

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Later, the Beeze.