America...The greatest country in the world...Well, at least that's what we Americans say...And what the hell do I know, I haven't lived anywhere else...But this country was built on freedom...And if nothing else the idea of what America should be was some great shit...But I feel slowly the country has been going off the rails...Mainly because our political system has been corrupted...Originally a Government of the people, by the people, for the people...Now a Government of people, ignoring the people, for themselves...
So it is no surprise that so many people like the idea of Bernie Sanders shaking shit up...While a career politician, he's not the typical politician, and clearly hasn't worked well with the DC machine...If it wasn't for the DNC rigging the system, Sanders would be a pubic hair away from snagged the nomination away from Clinton....
Clinton is and has been a part of the machine...It's understandable why people don't like/trust her...She plays the games...She puts on fake accents when speaking to people in the south, or largely black groups...She panders to everyone but only looks out for those who line her pockets...And when she speaks at rallies, she sounds like an old hand crank siren, slowly revving into that god-awful wail or hers...Like a broken fucking trumpet....
Then we come to Trump...I totally get why people have gravitated to this ass-hat...He looks like a political outsider...He shoots from the hip when he speaks...Doesn't think shit through at all...just says what he feels, no matter how stupid it is...No matter how much of a lie it is...And my does he lie...But give him credit, he stands by his lies...He holds his ground...
He says he'll get things done and back it up with 'because I said so'....He says racist shit, that he doesn't think is racist...But it pulls in a group of dolts...He says Reality TV show guy stuff that has a catchy tag-line...Boom, he grabs another group of dolts...He pontificates about what a great business man he is, and that's how he's going to fix the economy and "Make America Great Again"...He grabs more dolts with that...Dolts that ignore that just about all his businesses have gone under...(The guy tried to sell steaks exclusively at Sharper Image! Can you say retard?) Or like Trump University, were a scam...He will tell you about Clinton possibly being indicted, but not the the numerous lawsuits that are pending against him...
Americans are sick of the way things have been...Parties drawing lines in the sand and not working together...Their representatives not voting how the people feel, but voting based on backroom deals...They're sick of delegates and super-delegates going against their vote...They're sick of stupid ass caucuses being decided by coin flips...They're sick of the Electoral College and just want a straight up and down popular vote...Americans aren't being listened to by the people that represent them...They're pissed...
So Trump is capitalizing off of this...The big DC outsider is going to shake things up...There's one problem...Trump isn't an outsider...Trump has been lining the pockets of City, State, and Federal government officials forever...Trump has put money in the pockets of politicians from both parties...Including his now rivals, Bill and Hilary Clinton...
Trump does what is best for him...He won't do what's best for you...Trump joins whatever party is best for him personally:
1964-1987 Democrat
1987-1999 Republican
1999-2001 Reform Party
2001-2009 Democrat
2009-2011 Republican
2011-2012 Independent
2012-Present Republican
Trump may be bucking the Republican party, but he won't buck the system as much as you have been lead to believe....
A number of years ago I wrote a tongue and cheek blog about running for President...Well, maybe it's time to go for it...For real this time...
Let's MAKE AMERICA SEXY AGAIN!
Hmmm...3 British models as my campaign models may be held against me...But they sure seem to like us!
Maybe we need a better tag-line...
MAKE AMERICA SMART AGAIN!
Of course, the people that walk around wearing their " 'Murica " gear, or show themselves blowing shit up on facebook and then type " 'Murica " are going to be bothered by this...Because they'll feel I'm calling them stupid...Well, if it walks like a duck and talks like a duck...Is it that hard for you to just write America...I find you to be less patriotic if you can't spell the country's name in full...
Any way...Here are a couple bullet points for my campaign...
*Legalize pot...Tax that shit just like alcohol and cigarettes...It's no worse for your health then those legal substances...So lets legally sell it, buy it, tax it, and use those tax dollars to help improve our fucked up public school systems...
*Do away with pennies...It costs 3 cents to make that stupid 1 cent coin...start rounding to the nearest nickle...
*Legalize Prostitution..
.Many of us provide services in our
jobs...So do whores...People should stop looking down on them just
because the perform acts for money, that most self respecting people
wouldn't...I mean seriously...There are very few women out there who are
gonna let you bang the hell out of them and then take a shit on their
face....Or give you a blow job while you're taking a dump...
The benefits to
this...Now we can regulate these women...Have them tested regularly,
so there isn't a fear of disease...And most importantly...These gashes
are finally paying taxes on all that cash they've been making eating
cock!
*Civil Rights...Civil Rights is defined: "the rights of citizens to political and social freedom and equality." Okay fuckers...That means everyone...White, Black, Hispanic, Gay, Straight, what the fuck ever...And no you are not allowed to drag religion into this...Remember separation of Church and State....Remember the First Amendment? "Congress shall make no law respecting an
establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or
abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the
people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the government for a
redress of grievances."
We are not a "Christian Nation"...We are a nation of many religions...Just as we are a nation of immigrants...Remember back in second when Sister Rose taught us about America being "The Great Melting Pot"...Then we all grew up and a bunch of us became idiots wanting to build Trump's wall because some how Mexicans stole your jobs...Last I checked you had no intention of picking of being out in the heat all day picking vegetables for $20 a day...
*Close the tax loopholes and stop with the insane tax breaks for corporations...Don't believe how bad it is...In 2011 Citigroup made $4 billion in profits and paid no federal income tax...from 2007-2011 General Electric made $26 billion in profits and not only paid no federal income tax, it got a $4.1 billion refund... Boeing gets approximately a $100 million refund from the IRS annually...Conoco Phillips, which is the fifth largest oil company in the United
States, made $16 billion in profits from 2007 through 2009, but received
$451 million in tax breaks...I can go on for day with this shit people...It's public record...But so many don't bother to look...
That's why we have to make AMERICA SMART AGAIN...So we can get control of our politicians...And get control of our country...
Have a week!
