Monday Moaning

Well hello there Buffalo Jills...Yes, the Bills lost Sunday to the Patriots, but thers seems to be something special with those Bills fans...Last week our friend Jeff wrote about a Craigslist ad, written by a female, looking for a guy, a stranger, that she never even looked at, that she jacked-off at a Bills game while her boyfriend was off getting her food and drink...Then Sunday, Barstool Sports shared this via Instgram...

Undefeated at tailgates #BillsMafia @jamesone4

A video posted by Barstool Sports (@barstool_sports) on Sep 20, 2015 at 3:01pm PDT

One guy shooting snot rockets and puking, and another giving some chick the ole Patrick Kane treatment!

I don't know, but with us moving about an hour and change away from Buffalo, when my NFL fandom contract is up and I'm a free agent again, I may have to sign with the Bills...They're a horny, boozing bunch!


-The Fighting Irish  defense stepped up, and was dominate for 3 and a half quarters Saturday...They got a bit lax late in the game, but the way they handled Georgia Tech's option attack was excellent...Sophomore QB DeShone Kizer played well, and it seems C.J. Prosise has found his true calling at Running Back...

-In my Pick'em POST Friday, I had a solid week again...winning 3, losing 1 and having a push on 1 game...And I said it, Northern Illinois being a 35 point underdog was crazy...Even against Ohio State...The Buckeyes rarely cover against MAC schools...But for Ohio State fans, it was worse then that...NIU brought everything they had, and normally with them, that means offense...But Saturday the D showed up...And the Ohio State QB situation got shakier, as neither guy played very well...

Ohio State coach Urban Meyer has talked about what a great situation they are in with their depth and talent, and having two starting QB's...You know what my Dad said to me many years ago about situations like this..."If you have two starting QB's, you don't have a starting QB."

And from what I saw, flipping between this game and the ND game, Ohio State has one of the country's best running backs, in Zeke Elliot, and they did not use him enough....(plus I predicted him to win the Heisman, so damn it Meyer, ride that fucking horse into the ground!)

-Alabama fell to Ole Miss for the second year in a row...I said I wasn't touching this game ('Bama was a 7 point favorite)...I didn't know what to expect from the Tide, and Ole miss has looked solid...Well, now I know what to expect from Alabama this year....Fucking confusion...From the head coach, to the OC, to the players...Another team unsettled at QB...Honestly, most the team looked like teir heads were up their asses...5 turnovers...And every bounce started going Ole Miss' way...Good...I fucking hate Alabama!


-Now we are moving onto a totally different subject...A chick named Nicole Arbour, who is a comic, also does videos ripping on shit that she posts on YouTube...If you didn't know, there are people know as "YouTubers"...The post videos babbling about whatever...The crybaby ones post response videos every time their vagina hurts...Arbour did one recently titles "Dear Fat People"....Before you watch, she has an annoying quality to her...Which of course, I like...Also, I'm fat...And I wasn't offended...I laughed...She's a comic!






So, all kinds of fatties starting crying....Screaming that she is "Fat-shaming" and "bullying"....

Fuck you, grow up!  The terms "Shaming" and "bullying" have become two of the most overused terms in the English Language....Why has this country become so fucking soft!?!  When I grew up do you know what bullying was?  An asshole 8th grader (often a big fat fuck) who beat the shit out of a 5th grader and stole his shit...The next day my two older brothers turn his face into what looked like ashed potatoes with ketchup....

Nut the fuck up people...And these crybaby fatties weren't giving Arbour shit when weeks earlier she did a video, humorously trashing "Insta-models"....those are the chicks that post sexy pics on Instagram in the hopes of landing a modeling career...Then those gashes at "the View" had Arbour on...She told all about it on Opie and Jim Norton's show...How they kept cutting out her mic when she made jokes, trying to make it seem like she was swearing...How these gashes gave her shit...Two who were comedians, so they looked like twats...Oh, and this nice bit about how they really feel about nurses...




Fuck "The View"....Fuck all these pussified twats that cry about everything and stand for nothing...And fuck everyone attacking comedy and freedom of speech...No one made you click on Nicole Arbour's YouTube channel...We have free will....You don't have to watch you crybaby cunts!


With that I say....

Have a week!

The Beeze's College Pick'em (week 3)

This week's pick'em is going to be shorter...There just aren't that many games I like...And you don't bet just to bet...You gotta be smart about it...Last week I was right on 75% of my games...I'm not going to throw a bunch a games out there for ya if I wouldn't bet them myself...We'll start this week with a tough one...


-Georgia Tech at Notre Dame....

GT walks into South Bend as 2.5-3 point favorite...They are only the favorite because of the loss of Irish starting QB, Malik Zaire...That said, with or without Zaire, this game was always going to hinge on how well the Irish defense plays against the pesky Tech offense...GT is 8-3 in road openers...The Irish have a commanding lead in this series, with a 27-6-1 record...The Yellow jackets will push Notre Dame...This game will come down to the wire...I think the Irish can pull it out...Take them getting the 3 points...



-Memphis at Bowling Green...

Yep, Bowling Green has become my go-to to team when looking at games to bet...The Falcons put up points...They can run with almost anyone...BGSU is 8-1 hosting non-conference teams since 2010...Memphis is a helluva team flying under most people's radar...They can rack up the points as well...But I think they may meet their match this week...Take the Falcons getting 3 points....



-Northern Illinois at Ohio State...

NIU is 5-4 versus Big Ten schools over the last six years...Ohio State is 19-0 against MAC schools since 2000, but they have had a number of issues covering the spread...NIU isn't Hawaii...They'll put up a fight...Take the Huskies plus the 35 points...



-BYU at UCLA...

These are two really good teams...And if we have learned anything over the first two weeks of the season, when it comes to BYU, throw all the analytics out the window...AND, and don't care who they are playing, there is no logical reason to have them as 16.5 point underdog...This game will be on TV at 10:30 (est)...Take BYU plus the 16.5 points and enjoy the hell out of the show these two teams put on...

-There are other big games...Ole Miss at Alabama...'Bama is a 7 point favorite...I just don't trust them yet, and I'm not sure what to think of Ole Miss yet...I'm leaving this game alone...

-Stanford at USC...The Trojans are a 10 point favorite...But these PAC-12 games some times turn into a slugfest...Stanford has a lot to prove...The Gambler in me would take USC, but right now, I'm leaving it alone...

-The last game I'll talk about...

Auburn at LSU...

LSU is 9-5 versus Auburn, and on a 7-0 stretch when hosting the Tigers...LSU is a 7 point favorite...I expect Auburn to come out with a lot of fire after nearly losing to Jacksoville State last week...Then there is the Les Miles factor...While he is a good coach, he has an incredible knack to make stupid mistakes/decision, that often fuck over the gambler or the bookie...I'll take Auburn getting the 7 points...

Good luck!

Monday Moaning (A Day Late and a Dollar Short)

Yes, I took a personal day...Needed a Monday Moaning breather...But here I am, back for more...Back with more to say...And since I took that breather, let me give you all just a little extra of the good stuff...

Now that I've taken care of the sexy, I am happy to say that Notre Dame will be playing in the BCS Championship game against Alabama...I think I made my thoughts clear HERE...There isn't a doubt in my mind that ND can beat Alabama...I'm not calling a blowout...But they can win...It should be a close game...

The Bowl game that most people seem excited about is the Fiesta Bowl...Kansas State vs. Oregon...A Championship game many wanted to see, before both teams lost...It should be a fun one...

But the Bowl causing all the controversy is the Orange Bowl, which has Northern Illinois taking on Florida State...The 12-1 Huskies did everything required of them to earn an at large bid for a BCS bowl...All the other conferences knew about this rule...ESPN knew about it...It was many of their talking heads that kept raising a stink about the likes of past Boise State, TCU, Utah, and Nevada teams not getting a fair shot at BCS bowls...

So now, a MAC school does it, and everyone is pissed...They keep screaming Oklahoma should be there...WHY?  Because they're a big name...So what...They lost to Notre Dame, and Kansas State...They win both those games, they're playing for it all...They win one of those games, and maybe they win their conference and get the automatic bid...College Football has always been clear...You have to win...Win...There's no playoff (yet) so you have to be perfect, or nearly perfect to go anywhere...Otherwise, go fuck yourself...So stop with this Oklahoma, Georgia, LSU, should be there instead of NIU...

NIU is 12-1...You're not...NIU won their conference...You didn't...NIU finished in the top 15...They hit the requirements...NIU's QB is better then yours...NIU is giving their students 1 free ticket each to the Orange Bowl...Your school isn't/wouldn't....I'll take the Huskies over you crying cunts!

-Sunday, my NFL viewing options were the Lions and Colts and Packers vs the Vikings...I could care less about these teams...The Lions have been a bust...The Colts are rebuilding...I don't care about Andrew Luck and his come backs...The Packers have been overrated, or underachieving, or both...And the Vikings are trying to get their shit together...I just don't care...The NFL just really bores me...So the kids and I went ice skating...We've been going twice a week for a few weeks now...Maybe I'll start getting my ass back in shape...

When we got home, the Browns game versus the Raiders was on...Guess what?  I didn't fucking watch it...Two of the worst teams in the NFL going head to head in the battle of who could care less...No thanks...I made meatloaf, mash potatoes and corn instead... (the Browns won)

-The big story this week in the NFL was Chiefs LB Javon Belcher shooting and killing his girlfriend and mother of their 3 month old daughter...Then he went to the Chiefs facilities, and killed himself in front of his coach and GM...It's an awful story, and while many have touched on it, no one has said something that needs to be said...I don't care if you were his friend of a family member of his, and you're reading this...FUCK JAVON BELCHER!  Anything good he ever did in his life was voided Saturday...He got off easy taking his chicken shit way out...Fuck this fucking fuck...His daughter has no parents...And one day she'll learn about what happened, and what will that do for her?  Break her heart...Fill her with anger...God knows what else...Javon Belcher is/was a piece of shit....That's all his head stone should say...

- And since I'm already angry...I'm sure everyone has heard about the homeless guy who had no shoes...So a NYC cop bought him a pair of water resistant boots and some socks...The picture of it all has become huge...

Well once again, this guy has no shoes...When he was seen without the boots, barefoot again, he was asked about it...His story..."They're hiding." He feels that they are expensive, and could get stolen...

Well kids, I'm calling bullshit!  You're fucking homeless...Where the fuck are they hiding?  I hate to be cynical, but am...I don't believe this shit one bit...This fucker sold those boots for some drugs or booze...This cop did a great thing...I have to wonder how he feels about this...Probably gonna think twice before he thinks about reaching into his pocket for some one again...

-A year ago this past weekend, the comedy world lost a great...If you have a hour to kill, come back and click on this video, and listen to great interview with Patrice O'Neal...It's not just about comedy, it's a real, honest, and funny conversation that gave great insight into a hell of a comic...




That's it for now...Have a week...

The Beeze.