#Torpedo + #Fastball + #WINNING = DOUCHE

Okay, early on during the early stages of Charlie Sheen being nuts, or high, or both, I was all in...He was wacky...Talking about having Tiger Blood, and being a Vatican Ninja Assassin, Warlock...I was getting a kick out of it...I thought he was either high as fuck, or losing his mind, live and in living color, for all of us to enjoy...

Sadly, he's just doing his job...He's acting...It's a scam...I'm not giving out the links to all the crap he's trying to sell us...Fuck that, he pays me then I'll link his crap...Why am I saying this?

Well, one evening a tweeted that his U-Stream show was going on live in "58 minutes"...About 20 minutes after that tweet I went to his U-Stream channel...The camera was on, and a mic was on...Sheen and he group of hanger-ons/losers were plotting out, and scripting that evening's show, that was suppose to start in 38 minutes...

Sheen's voice was normal..He wasn't being wacky, or saying his new catch-phrases...Just scripting when to say them, and taking suggestions on how he should act at certain points...What should be tweeted was also disgust...Maybe he's still using drugs...Maybe his is nuts...But everything he's doing is totally planned out...

Now he has a live show in the works...Tour dates are set in Detroit, Chicago, Cleveland, Columbus, New York, and Boston...Sheen keeps tweeting his updates starting with #Fastball and talking about his violent #Torpedo of truth...And of course, he's still #WINNING...All of this drives me crazy, but the #Fastball is really pissing me off...You pretended to be a pitcher in a movie...I doubt your #Fastball gets higher than 70 mph douchebag...

What the show will be isn't really said...I'm not sure he knows yet...But I just checked the prices for the show here in the Cleve...$49.50 - $79.50...Are you fucking kidding me!?! If Willem Dafoe and Tom Berenger were coming with him, and going to do a stage production I've Platoon, maybe I'd consider it...Fuck it, I got the DVD...He must be high!




Seriously, Anyone who drops their money on this nonsense, is a ass-hat!

Speaking of douchebags...A local Radio host named Benjamin Bornstein, AKA: Maxwell, was also going off on the douche-baggery that is Charlie Sheen...But his big problem is that sheen is a junkie...Bornstein repeatedly called Sheen a crackhead, and kept bringing up Sheen's kids while judging him...His points weren't all bad, but it's his high and mighty attitude that pissed me off...

Bornstein has always been open about his drug abuse and sexual abuse on his shows...So much so, that most of us are just sick of hearing about it...But now that he is clean and sober, when he gets all uppity, and judgemental about drug abuse, I get pissed...This fat slob, use to smoke, snort, and shoot anything he could get his hands on...

Listen Fatty, once an addict, always an addict...You may be clean now, but you have to fight that fight everyday...You may not be using Heroin now, but that doesn't mean you're not one bad day away from being a junkie again...Oh, and I believe you were a father when you were a junkie...Look in the mirror and shut the fuck up! You don't get the right to be a judgemental prick, when you can fall off the wagon any minute...I do, because I was never a piece of shit junkie!


Ahhhh, so may douches, so little time...

Later, The Beeze.

Who Else Is Winning?

Yes, Charlie F-18 Sheen keeps telling us how he's "WINNING!" This picture was part of his first tweet on twitter...Him and porn star Bree Olson, pointing out how he's "WINNING!"

I posted the tweet, and picture on facebook...One friend pointed out that he is wearing a Cleveland Indians hat...I then pointed out that his hat has seen more "WINNING!" than the entire Indians team will all year! Then I saw Sheen's interview on ABC...If he isn't high, then he's nuts...And him nuts is awesome! He made it clear that he is mentally at a level, that most of us can't even imagine...Oh, and he has "Tiger blood"...What the fuck? Watching some one lose their shit live and in living color, is great!

Then his sons were taken away from him...I asked what did the scoreboard say after that? Guess what, Charlie is still "WINNING!" I hope this loon doesn't stop "WINNING!"

Then there is BYU Basketball player, Brandon Davies...I don't think he's Winning...Davies has been suspended for breaking the schools honor code, because he had sex with his girlfriend...



Hmmm...Yeah, how many college kids are really gonna say no to throwing it in her? That is Davies girlfriend, Danica Mendivil...So maybe he did some Winning...

Now BYU is upfront with it's recruits about their honor code...You know what the deal is when you go there, Mormon or not...So I respect BYU for staying firm, and making sure the honor code is taken seriously...Ohio State could maybe take a few lessons from them...

That said, the not very religious guy in me says, this is a pretty harsh response for the guy getting his dick wet...Look at her...She has a nice athletic body...Nice pillow lips...He's a guy...You can only say no so many times before your dick tells you to shut up and stick it!

I'd also like to no how many times Football players have broken some part of the honor code and still managed to be on the field the next Saturday...I'll bet if there is some digging done, we'll find Jim McMahon may have bent a few rules in that honor code...

Now onto a loser, who thinks he's Winning!...LeBron James is being stupid...Again, or some more...On twitter he posted, "20+ games left in phase 2. I'm ReFOCUSED! No prisoners, I have no friends when at WAR besides my Soldiers"

REALLY!?! That's it...I've had enough...LeBron James isn't the first, but he better be the fucking last...I've had enough with idiot, douchebag, fuck-stain, athletes comparing themselves to "Soldiers", and calling the game they play for a living, "WAR"...It's nowhere fucking close...

You want to see war LeBron...Take your sorry ass talents to Afghanistan for a week, and then talk to us about "WAR", and "Soldiers"...Other than Hank Gathers, name a basketball player who died on the court...Soldiers are dying in wars every day...Yeah, the news doesn't cover it like they use to, but it's true...Sadly, "King James" you and your friends in sports world, who love to talk about your games being "WAR", have no idea what the fuck you're talking about...

LeBron, you aren't "WINNING!"

But you know who is winning? The lucky folks who stop into The Fish House and have some of the Beeze's famous, Cock-loaf...

"WINNING!"

Later, The Beeze.