Showing posts with label PC Douchebags. Show all posts
Showing posts with label PC Douchebags. Show all posts

Thursday, June 11, 2015

Enough with the PC Bullshit!



I in no way approve of hitting women, and would never do such a thing, but I thought the picture was funny, based on the topics this post is going to hit...Political Correctness, Humor, Caitlyn/Bruce Jenner...And how this PC shit is running wild and needs to stop...

First to Jenner...I have seen it on TV, heard it on the Radio and Podcasts, in day to day interactions...If someone happens to refer to Jenner as Bruce, (his given name) or says he instead of she, there is someone else right there to chime in and tell you how you have misspoke...That you are possibly intolerant, and offensive...Listen dipshit, Jenner has been known as Bruce, a dude, for what, 65 years...Fuck off, and give people a chance to get use to calling him Caitlyn and she, and her...Yeah, I said him...You know why?  Because the Cunt still has a cock! Until he lops that dick off, grows a puss and fucks himself with said dick, I don't care if people call him he, or him, or dude, or whatever the fuck!

Now we move into the humor area...Spike (the guys network) cut Clint Eastwood doing a joke about Jenner at some bullshit awards show, because suddenly they have a "No Trans Joke policy"...What the fuck ever...But they aren't alone...The Late night comedy shows have been sidestepping cracking jokes about Jenner...Seth Meyers said he wouldn't do any...So now I give you a long video, but worth the time...It's Opie and Jim Norton, along with comedian Sherrod Small talking about all this and then watching a clip of Jerry Seinfeld on Meyers' show talking about how people are getting carried away with the PC shit...Seinfeld, who has always been a clean comic...They stop the clip a couple times for Norton to go off on his own rant, and praise Seinfeld...The video is 15 minutes long, but worth it...They get into the Seinfeld clip around 2:50...As they get back into the clip around 8:00 some guy from the New Yorker chimes in, and Seinfeld eventually grills him about the PC shit, before calling out Meyers about not doing Jenner Jokes...





America, do you understand how far we have taken this bullshit...Jerry fucking Seinfeld, has had enough...If Jerry Seinfeld, a clean, safe, TV friendly comedian is telling us we have taken the PC shit too far, then I think we better listen...

In closing, Fuck off!

Wednesday, April 4, 2012

Leave the Chief Alone


There he is...The good old days, perched up on top of the old Cleveland Municipal Stadium...The Mighty Chief Wahoo...But as we wait for opening day to get started, we have to remember, outside of Progressive Field there will be a small group of "Activists" protesting...It happens every year for opening day...Then the number of protesters drops as the rest of opening weekend goes on...Then you don't see them for the rest of the year...Not much conviction there huh!?!

And what are they protesting? Two things...The Cleveland Indians name itself...But more so, Chief Wahoo...The Indians mascot/logo since 1915...He's changed over the years, and there are people who continue to cry about the changes...


Many feel the smiling, red faced Chief is offensive, disrespectful, and racist...I have no problem with the name Indians, and it annoys me when ever I hear people complain about it, along with The Braves, Redskins, Blackhawks, Seminoles, and Fighting Sioux, just to name a few...These names were given out of respect for the many Native American tribes...

Is Chief Wahoo the best depiction of an Indian...Maybe not, but look at the rest of those logos...All those Indians are portrayed as fierce, or angry, or ready for war, or at least very serious...At least our guy actually has a smile on his face...Would these P C obsessed dolts prefer a honest representation of Native American life...

How about we show the Chief and his tribe being killed off by disease the white man brought with him...Or how about showing the Chief having his land stolen from him, and then turning to alcohol abuse to drown his sorrows...But don't worry, we'll update the Chief...Because now he's been handed the keys to a Casino, paying squat in taxes, and living the dream...I bet he'd look something like this...


Holy shit, we don't have to change it...They nailed it already!

The organization has tried to quietly, tried to squeeze the Chief out...Around 5 or 6 years ago they introduced a cap with a script I as an alternate cap...This was the hat the entire stadium staff was wearing...But it didn't take off...Then a few years ago, they brought back the block C that they had worn back in the early '80s...They have to versions of this...A red one for the alternate home uniform...A blue one for the road gray uniform...But we have the Chief with the home uniform and the away dark jersey...

I hope the block C falters like the script I...Leave Chief Wahoo alone...He's been fine all these years...I'm tired of this overly PC world always sticking their noses in everything and messing with it...I'm tired of some many people thinking they aren't suppose to be offended...Listen, the world is offensive, get use to it!

The Beeze.

Monday, February 20, 2012

Monday Moaning


Yeah, Kate Upton, you can milk me! How we love the Sports Illustrated cover girl...Don't worry, there will be more of her later...But first, we have to talk about Basketball...

Basketball!?! WTF!?! On my blog!?! Are we in some kind of alternate universe? Well, just for a few minutes...

First, this Jeremy Lin bullshit...It's pretty sad how quickly the media (ESPN especially) jumps all over a story...The hype machine gets rolling, and you better look out...I'm shocked that Tim Tebow hasn't been given credit for teaching Lin everything he knows...But seriously, why are people acting like he is the second coming of Magic Johnson? Dude had 54 turnovers in 17 games...What the fuck is that...It sure as fuck isn't great!

And then there was this...




I'm sorry, but people also need to calm down with the politically correct bullshit too..."Chink in his armor" isn't about his Asian background...It's a common phrase...And most likely, this ESPN dolt wasn't thinking about race when he asked Walt Frazier the question...Poor bastard got suspended 30 days...I'm sorry if I offend, but not really...But people are to fucking sensitive...Anymore people have it in their head that it's against the law for them to be offended...Like it's in the Bill of Rights that no man/woman should ever be offended...Guess what, it's not...Fuck yourself!

Ching, chang, chink, chong, cling, clang, chink, clack, clunk, clunk ching, chink, chong, cling, cling, chink,chank!

Sorry, about that...Little Beeze dropped the silverware rack down the stairs...

Then, there was this fucking LeBron James story...I thought it was just going to make noise in Cleveland, but no...It spread all over...He said he'd be open to coming back to Cleveland...Bo, people could stop talking about this horse shit...Personally, I hate basketball, so I don't care what he does...I wouldn't care if he got AIDS, and Magic Johnson wouldn't give him the cure!

Check that shit out, two Magic Johnson lines in one post!

If I'm the Heat, or one of there 72 loyal fans I'm pissed...This guy got the Miami hype machine going crazy, then shit the bed in the Finals...It's been a year and a half in Miami and he's realizing he doesn't like being the bad guy...He's realizing how good he had it when all of Cleveland (except for me) was swinging from his nuts...Well fuck you dummy! And all the dopes in Cleveland saying they would like to have him come back, fuck you too...He did so much last time, that you burned your LeBron jerseys!

Then there is the now dead sport of boxing...Saturday night there was a Heavy Weight Title Fight...Did you know that? Of course not...There hasn't been a good heavy weight fight since Tyson was chomping on Holyfield's ear!

One of the Klitchko boys beat the crap out of a nobody named Dereck Chisora...At the post fight press conference, some other nobody named David Haye starts popping off to Chisora...



Yeah, he doesn't want the guy that won the fight...He wants the joke that got his ass handed to him...Well Boxing once you have guys pulling WWE shit, you know it's over...

It's really sad to see the once great sport of boxing dying off...I remember my dad coming home with two sets of gloves, and teaching my brothers and I about it...I remember watching countless great fights on TV...I remember boxing so fondly, and now it's joke...

But if you want to see some good fights, check out a Hockey game...




That's all I've got right now...Well, except a little more Kate...





Have a week...

Later, The Beeze.

Tuesday, May 26, 2009

Dishing Out Some More Skull F**ks

Well after a week of no skull f**ks...A week that I wanted to give out many, mind you...I'm back, and just as angry...Angry enough to pull out my hog and pound some skull...

Let's start with the Indy 500...They still do that f**king thing!?! I remember it being a big deal when I was a kid...Maybe that was because we only had 15 TV stations...Now I got over 300...So f**k all that driving in circles crap...I don't even know who won...Some dude...So drink you milk and get the f**k out of here...

But this brings me to my first skull f**k....DANICA PATRICK...
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Yes, she lost again...The gal that was gonna save Indy Racing hasn't...Please go to NASCAR, and really get your pretty little ass kicked...So you get my first load of the day...To be honest...I'd throw it in all of her holes, that dirty little race car driver!


Next I touched on two topics in Monday Moaning that deserve some skull f**king attention...http://www.yougabsports.com/?cmd=blog&nid=337804&ptitle=Monday-Moaning

First Brian Campbell of the Chicago Blackhawks...You were the only bitch to complain about Nicklas Kronwall's hit on Martin Havlat...Even calling Kronwall gutless...Here comes a big fatty for you...Try not coughing up the puck in your own end...And pass to one of your teammates who can score...Because you have forgotten how to...OH, by the way...It was a clean hit...F**king Pu$$y!!!

Next up...The PC douche bags...ALL OF YOU ASSHOLES...Get in line...The Beeze is pounding you skull hard...Leave the sports logos alone...If you don't want to hear Dennis Leary say c0ck on cable TV...Don't watch RESCUE ME.(great show btw)...You don't like a song lyric...Don't listen to hit...Stop throwing all your stupid high and mighty ideals on us...

You people are only happy when you're attacking something...(pot meet kettle)

What happens when you win these stupid battles, and there is nothing left to bitch about...Then what will you do...How will you suck the fun, joy, and beauty out of life then....I've got an idea where you can start...The worst thing is...You'll like that...You love my c0ck...You sorry bastards preach one thing, and then when nobody is looking...you're looking for the closest glory hole...So here you are...A fine quality Beeze skull f**k!

Next...The Chicago Cubs, Wrigley Field, and who ever the hell is in charge of the assholes singing "Take me Out to the Ball Game." This has become disgusting to me...It seems like now it's become a contest of who can f*ck up the song the most...After recently hearing Mr. T and Denise Richards destroy the seventh inning stretch...I'm done...F*ck those two dolts...The Cubs...Everyone involved...Including their douche bag fans who seem to love it almost as much as the love losing...Well the Beeze is about to give you a seven inch stretch to the eye socket...Douche bags!

Last this week...The Brooklyn Ohio School District...After pushing this fine little community to pass two tax levies this year...They have decided to cut more jobs, and close one of the schools...In theireyes, after raising our taxes...It would be better to jam an extra 300-400 students into another building....These are things they promised they wouldn't do if we passed the levies...Well this time the Beeze is gonna be knocking on you doors...And I'm gonna be leaving some mushroom stamps across your faces!!!
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That's all for now...I gotta save a load for Mrs. Beeze...
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Later, The Beeze.