The Beeze's Hump Day Hits (Back to School Edition)

Well The kids started school today...Then Friday my son doesn't have school, he just has some testing they were suppose to do a month ago, but they screwed up, so all the kindergartners are losing a day for an 45 minutes of one on one time with their teacher...I don't know...Last night we had an open house where we met the teachers and blah, blah, blah...Then after everyone was asleep last night, I had some alone time to think about violating the assistant principle, who looks something like this...


GO GET HER LITTLE BEEZE!

Moving on...I've noticed a trend lately, on a number of blogs I've read...People when writing about writing, are referring to it as dribble...You are all dolts! The word is DRIVEL...You dribble a Basketball...The crap you write is DRIVEL! WTF, here comes some more drivel...

Did you hear the one about Red Sox Announcer Jerry Remy's Kid? THIS one screams of class!

Word is That the NHL is going to, or already has killed the New Jersey Devils second offer to Ilya Kovalchuk...The terms haven't been released, at least last time I checked, and nothing was actually signed...Maybe it's time for the Devils to give up...They don't have the cap space for the money this egomaniac wants...Most teams don't...He wants to be the highest paid player, and he doesn't deserve it...I expect they'll be seeing him in the KHL this season...F*ck him! I wouldn't want him on my team...So he was a superstar on some awful teams in Atlanta...Way to go! He didn't give the Devils the push in the Playoffs they needed...And he rarely plays solid defense...Him, his agent, and multiple GM's have overrated him, and I love that he's not getting the insane contract he wants...

Now it's time to get to the important stuff...This is the back to school edition, but if you're sitting there home schooling your kid, you may not want to scroll any further if they are sitting next to you...




So, on this fine Hump Day, which of these teachers are you most hot for...

A.



B.

C.

D.

As always, Read and Respond...

Later, The Beeze.

The Beeze's Hump Day Hits/Survey

I know Hump Day is almost over...I've been busy...Including doing a little humping...So in the past I have done the Hump Day Survey...Lately I've been doing the Hump Day Hits...So this weeks first question is this...Which should I stick with? The survey of 5-7 questions about whatever, the last question being the most important...(Wink wink!) ...Or the hits which is a couple of quick topics and one important question at the end...

So with all this hype about the big NBA free agent talk, what do think about LeBron...Is he really gonna stay in Cleveland...More and more talking heads are saying they think he's gonna stay in Cleveland...I'm not just talking about the knuckle heads on Cleveland radio...Even the national guys are saying it more and more...I honestly don't know...Hell I don't care, I'm actually sick of hearing about it...So f**k it...Who cares!

So how much of the World Cup have you watched? I've watched none...Another thing I don't care about yet, I'm typing it out here...

Hey, does anyone remember when Gary Cherone was singing for Van Halen?




I was always a Sammy Hagar fan...




On to that pervert Al Gore...Yeah I said it...Do you think Al is GUILTY ? Another LINK on the topic...

Now, on this fine Hump Day...Which of these fine ladies would most like to Hump?


a. Filipa Nunes

b. Laura Leigh

c. Monica Leigh

Read and respond...

Later, The Beeze

One Artist...vol. 2

I had so much fun doing this the first time...I thought I'd take another crack at it...

Using only song names from ONE ARTIST...Cleverly answer these questions....Pass it on to as many people as you'd like and include me please!

Pick Your Artist: VAN HALEN...Just Sammy Hagar Tunes (just to make it interesting)
Are you male or female: MAN ON A MISSION

Describe yourself: A.F.U (NATURALLY WIRED)

How do you feel about yourself: SORCE OF INFECTION

Describe where you currently live: PLEASURE DOME

If you could go anywhere, where would you go: CABO WABO...(Top of the World was just too easy)

Your best friend is: STRUNG OUT

Your favorite color is: BLACK AND BLUE

You know that: THE DREAM IS OVER

What's the weather like: GOOD ENOUGH

If your life was a TV show, what would it be called : SPANKED

What is life to you: IN 'N' OUT

What is the best advice you have to give: DON'T TELL ME (WHAT LOVE CAN DO)

If you could change your name, what would it be: BALUCHITHERIUM

Your favorite food is: POUNDCAKE

How do you encourage a loved one: FINISH WHAT YOU STARTED

Later, the Beeze.