Showing posts with label Chip Kelly. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Chip Kelly. Show all posts

Monday, August 3, 2015

Monday Moaning



That right there is the only Lion activity I'll discuss...Seriously, between the news media, and social media, I've had enough...Yes, dick-bag hunters illegally killing Lions for sport is fucking horrible...But wake the fuck up people...DO you know how many children are starving every day in Africa?  Do you know how many people are withering away in refuge camps because they have fled their villages, because extremists have been going full-blown genocide on them?  Fuck the lions...Although, the lion above wants to fuck Dorothy....


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And shit, that's just in Africa...Have you noticed how many people are being killed for no good-goddamn reason here in America...But everyone is on Twitter and Facebook pissing and moaning about a lion...Tell me how much you'll give a shit about that fucking lion when your kid, or sister, brother, cousin, mother, or father gets shot...Have I made my point? FUCK THE LION!

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Okay, lets move on...Last week I posted THIS, in which I threw in a reference to a yet unresolved physical incident Dez Bryant had with his mother...His mother...Such a classy guy, of course the Cowboys gave him a $70 million deal...Sunday, Bryant got into it with teammate Tyler Patmon...They both ripped each other's helmets off...There was shit-talking scuffling, and Bryant threw a punch...And of course, as we have seen from sideline clips, he couldn't stop...Bryant kept going and teammates couldn't contain him...It wasn't until Tony Romo got in his face and said whatever he did, that Bryant calmed down...Eventually Patmon and Bryant resolved things, and it was all chalked up to "loving the game" and competing hard...

I don't care what anyone says...Bryant is talented as hell, but he's a problem...

I also posted THIS last week, about Russell Wilson getting his contract extension worked out with the Seahawks...There are a lot of people who hate on Wilson, and I don’t quite get it…In a sport that can be so detrimental to your health, a player getting the guaranteed money that he did, doesn’t happen, when it really should…The guy wins…He didn’t let his whore ex-wife distract his game…He does serious charity work, and he spends time with kids in the hospital, EVERY single week…I’m glad he got his…And I suspect, in a couple years he’ll restructure his contract for the good of the team…


While my friend B.O.B. has a built in dislike for the city of Seattle, my rain-filled, cloudy sky soul has a soft spot for the city…I love how the Seahawks built their team, defense first…They have hit on talent in all rounds of the draft, including Wilson…This team, no matter how good the defense, wouldn’t have done what they have, with Matt Flynn at QB...
A good guy...A class guy...A hard working, winner like Wilson getting a $87 million deal, with $60 million guaranteed, makes a helluva lot more sense then a guy like Bryant getting a $70 million deal...

- The Eagles traded DB Brandon Boykin to the Steelers...Then Boykin made a statement about Eagles coach Chip Kelly being uncomfortable around "men of our culture"...Which everyone in the media spun into 'Kelly is a racist!'  Sunday Boykin  was backpedaling from what he said, trying to explain what he meant...

"I said he was uncomfortable with men of our culture.  I'm not saying he's a racist at all. That's not what I said and I think it was kind of taken out of context. When you're a player, you want to be able to relate to your coach no matter what outside of football...I want to be able to sit there and talk to you about whatever. There were times he just wouldn't talk to people. You were walking down the hallway and he wouldn't say anything to you."

Considering Kelly is 51 years old, and has been around football his whole life...And has played with and coached players of all races and creeds, I have a hard time thinking the guy is a flat-out racist...Boykin's thoughts and comments make me think it's more about him being an oversensitive little cunt...The guy is your coach...He's not there to be your friend...This isn't little league mother fucker...You're in a league that makes BILLIONS of dollars...Coaches make millions, and need to win to keep making millions...

Listen Boykin, you fucking child...Look up the 1980 U.S. Olympic Hockey Team...They pulled off teh biggest upset in sports history, and it was because of America's greatest coach...Herb Brooks...





Boykin, you want your boss to be your friend, get a fucking job landscaping...Grow the fuck up you overpaid twat!


- Now, since I have covered some football here in this post, I guess I have to touch on this so-called "Deflate-gate" and the idiot Commissioners ruling on Tom Brady...First...I hate how this country's lazy media throws "gate" on the back end of a word to describe a controversy...All because of Dick Nixon and Watergate...But Watergate was the name of the fucking building...It wasn't a great water controversy...Assholes...

Second...I'm sick of the whole goddamn story, because it stinks of trumped up bullshit...Goodell and his minions are bad news for the NFL...

Third...Baltimore Raves fans, and even though they are denying it now, management and coaches...Anyone using the phase, "the Patriots get away with murder," needs to take  along look in the mirror, and then shoot themselves in the fucking head....You people spent years swinging on Ray Lewis' dick...Ray Lewis who was present for two murders...Possibly helped...and definitely obstructed justice...You all, also fully supported Jamal Lewis and his drug dealing exploits...And then you were all behind Ray Rice, at least until the world collectively gasped as we watched that one punch knockout of his wife...Fuck the hell off, every last living one of you Ray Lewis loving, cock-suckers!

Fourth...Fuck Colts Owner/crybaby Jim Irsay, you drunk driving asshole, rules committee bitch, who cries constantly because your team can't get it done...Oh, and then there was the year your franchise tanked the season so they could draft Andrew Luck...Look in the mirror before you cry cheater...

Fifth...In the sport of football, the ball is a piece of equipment...the NFL's policy for an equiptment violation has been a $25,000-$50,000 fine for the offending player...Never fining a team, or taking draft picks away...Every thing about this case has seemed like a WITCH-HUNT...

That's all I have to say about this fucking idiotic story...

I need a little more Dorothy...

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Have a week.


Monday, January 7, 2013

Monday Moaning



I don't know about you, but I'm ready for tonight's game...I've been waiting too long for this...The Notre Dame Fighting Irish will take on the Alabama Crimson Tide for the NCAA, BCS, National Championship...I find it funny how there are so many ND haters, who always complain about the media attention the Irish get...But all I've seen and heard for the last 2 weeks has been people swinging on Alabama and Nick Saban's nuts...hardly anyone is giving the Irish a chance...Who cares that they are an undefeated #1 team...Who cares that the ND defense has only given up 2 rushing TD's and a total of 10 TD's all year...

No that doesn't matter right...Because Alabama is from the big bad SEC...Hmmm...I think Friday night, the SEC's best team played in the Cotton Bowl, as Texas A&M beat the living shit out of Oklahoma...You know, Texas A&M...The same Texas A&M that beat Alabama, in Alabama...Hmmm...How did the rest of the big, bad, SEC schools do in their bowl games...

Overrated LSU was upset by Clemson...(Les Miles is a dolt)...Georgia had to come from behind to beat shitty Nebraska...Vandy won against NC State...Miss State lost to Northwestern...Ole Miss beat Pitt...South Carolina struggled and had to come from behind to beat a sorry Michigan team...Florida....#3 Florida was upset by by #21 Louisville...(33-23 but it wasn't even that close)...Now I look at this and see two teams struggled to beat crappy Big-10 teams, and the two teams that everyone felt at the Alabama level, Florida and LSU, lost their games...While no one gave any love to A&M, the team that beat 'Bama...In my view, this all adds up to the SEC has been overrated this year...A&M was underrated most of the year...And after Monday night I have a feeling SEC guy and 'Bama fan will be searching for an excuse to why the mighty Tide lost...

You can all keep doubting and hating the Irish...Fuck you!

People say you shouldn't say mean things, or wish ill on people...They say, "Bite your tongue."  Well the only thing that happens when I bite my tongue is, I get a sore tongue! This is a tongue biting free zone! Fuck Alabama and all the SEC assholes!


Fucking rednecks!  Nothing like being born, with three strikes against you already!

-Moving on...There has been a tentative deal struck to end the NHL lockout...There will be a deciding vote Tuesday to see if the deal passes...But everyone has jumped the gun and said there will be a season...Many are very happy about this news....


Me...I don't really care anymore...I have no interest in a possible 50 game season...All this bullshit has lost me for the year...Even if my New York Rangers come out and run the table, it won't matter...It will be a watered down season...A meaningless championship, with an asterisk next to it...Sorry NHL, but you lost me for now...

There was a great Hockey story this weekend, but sadly, it got little mention...The U.S. World Junior team beat Sweden 3-1 Saturday morning to take the Championship...Yep, the U.S.A.


Not Canada...It was the first time since 1998 that Canada didn't take home any medal...That won't go over very well up North...Not Russia...And not Sweden...The U.S.


Suck it world!

-Now...To this fucking Chip Kelly guy...Dude just spent a weekend getting free meals from 3 NFL teams, and getting the twitter-verse all wound up...Mother fuckers were going crazy in the Cleve thinking he was the next Browns coach..Not just local hacks...Even NFL Network and ESPN douches...Everyone saying "Sources are saying Kelly is close to signing with the Browns."  These fucking guys and their so called "sources"...Why do you keep using these faceless, nameless "Sources" who are consistently wrong...Kelly moved on to other interviews, and then to another with the Browns...Stuffed his face, and said he's staying at Oregon! 

All these inside douchebags and their "Sources" were totally wrong...Shocking!  I for one, am glad...Fuck Chip Kelly...He's a college coach, running a college offense that won't translate to the NFL...If it did, there would be some one running it...Plus, I'm sick of this wacky Cleveland idea of giving a guy a NFL head coaching position, who has never done it before...I don't want a college coach...I don't want a hot-shot coordinator...I want a fucking real, proven, NFL head coach...

As for the rest of my weekend, it sucked...It just sucked a big steaming pile of sweaty balls...But all will be better when Notre Dame beats Alabama Monday night...If they don't, I'll still be here, taking shit from the rednecks...Win or lose, they can all eat my ass!

Have a week...

The Beeze.