Some Stuff to B!tch About

So I haven't posted all week...I've wanted to but I've been in a bit of a funk...Nothing seemed to get me going...But I feel like I may be back in the groove today....So today's first topic...The Cleveland Browns....

(in case you can't see it...Under CLEVELAND BROWNS, it says...Raining shit since 1964)

It's funny 'cause it's true!

But seriously...The rumors started swirling this morning that the Browns were talking to the Rams about trading up into the #1 slot, so they could pick Sam Bradford...WHAT!?! Are you nuts!?!

First, the Browns have drafted QB's in the first round before...It always ends up bad...I know, those times it was under other GM's and Coaches...BTW, Quinn didn't get enough of a chance...But this team has too many holes to fill...They would have to give up multiple picks to make the move...I was happy the Browns had so may picks for this year...Like I said...Lots of holes on this Roster...

Second, They cut Derek Anderson so they wouldn't have to pay his sorry ass $7 million...Then they signed Jake Delhomme for the same amount...What? Now you're going to draft a "franchise QB and have to pay him a shit-ton of money...That's stupid...

Third, Bradford can suck my ass...He's overrated...He's fragile...He hasn't played in a real pro-style offense...Hell he barely played at all last year, because his sorry ass couldn't take a hit...If you play for the Browns, you gotta be able to take a hit...Just ask Ty Detmer, Tim Couch, Spergon Wynn, Doug Pederson, Kelly Holcomb, Luke McCown, Trent Dilfer, Charlie Frye, Jeff Garcia, Ken Dorsey, Derek Anderson, and Brady Quinn...Did I miss anyone from the last ten years of beatings?

If these ass-hats were smart...They would hope that Eric Berry is there at 7...Dude is a Ed Reed like safety...A defensive play-maker that this team needs...If they get lucky maybe Colt McCoy slips to them in the second round...If not, it's okay...They need lots of help...Corner...O-line...D-line...Linebacker...Runningback...Wide Receiver...Moving up and taking Bradford first overall would be another, in a long line of epic fails for the Browns...


Next topic...Ben Roethlisberger is an asshole...And I agree with Terry Bradshaw, and Sephen A. Smith, and many others...The league needs to hit him with a suspension...It would be for his own good...Maybe...But they also have to hold him and all players to the same "code of conduct." And if they don't, you can bet that Stephen A. Smith, Al Sharpton, and Pac-Man Jones, will be screaming racism from the top of their lungs...That's a PR nightmare the NFL does not want!

Next topic...Philly Cheese steak...I've got a few questions...Why is this Philly's thing? Why is this what they hang their collective hat on? Have you ever had a cheese steak in Philly? OVERRATED!

Do these dolts think they're the first people ever to put steak and cheese together? You aren't! Oh, and you're stupid Steak-umm with Cheez Whiz isn't that good...Know what a good Cheese steak is...Steak, with mushrooms, onions, peppers, provolone, mozzarella...So Philly, Go Screw! I'll show you how to make real sandwich!

Next up...TAXES...This will be the brief part where I get political...Hey "Tea-Baggers!" Wake up...Before you start talking all your shit, that Sarah Palin, and Glenn Beck tell you to say...Try reading some thing with actual facts...Maybe even a history book...

The federal taxes have not been raised on 95% of working class Americans...Which you all like to say you are...But do you really work? You're always at your gay little rallies...Oh, and stop telling us how great Ronald Reagan was, and how he didn't raise taxes...Really, I don't think he was awful...But guess what you dolts don't know...He lowered taxes his first year in office...He then raised them the next 7...F**king idiots...The largest tax increases in this country's history came under Presidents, Reagan, Bush, and Bush...F**king "Tea Party" is the blind leading the blind...There really is no hope for real 3rd party!

Now I'm gonna end with something that made me laugh yesterday...Ashley Dupre, former high-priced escort, who was one of Eliot Spitzer's favorite cum buckets was on the Opie & Anthony show...Promoting her layout in "Playboy" and trying to "further her career"...She is no longer a whore...Sorry, hooker...I mean escort...

Well after not wanting to really answer too many questions, and get into the dirt that made her famous, to the point where she was able to get into "Playboy" and get interviews like this...Opie let her have it...Opie likes to make thing uncomfortable...It was great...

That's all for now...

Later, the Beeze.