1. What bill do you hate paying the most? ALL OF THEM IS TOO EASY TO SAY...I'LL GO WITH THE WIFE'S STUDENT LOAN.
2. Do you miss being a child? NO! I ACT LIKE ONE ALL THE TIME! HA!
3. Chore you hate the most? DOING MY DAUGHTER'S HAIR IN THE MORNING...STILL NEED MORE PRACTICE!
4. Where was the last place you had a romantic dinner? TEXAS ROADHOUSE...HA!
5. If you could go back and change one thing what would it be? I WOULDN'T HAVE MAJORED IN BUSINESS...
6. Name of your first grade teacher? SISTER KATHLEEN...NICEST NUN I HAD!
7.What do you really want to be doing right now? HAVING SEX AGAIN...IT WAS REALLY GOOD TONIGHT...RED HAIR...RED STOCKINGS...OH YEAH!
8. What did you want to be when you grew up? 1ST A DENTIST...THEN ONE OF THEM RUINED THAT FOR ME...2ND A STAND UP COMEDIAN...NOW...A WRITER
9. How many colleges did you attend? 2
10.Why did you choose the shirt that you have on right now? IT WAS THERE
11. What are your thoughts on gas prices? THEY HAVE BEEN QUIETLY CREEPING BACK UP...EVIL F*CKING OIL COMPANIES!
12. First thought when the alarm went off this morning? I HAVEN'T SET AN ALARM SINCE MY DUGHTER WAS BORN....THESE TWO KIDS ARE UP BEFORE THE ROOSTER!
13. Last thought before going to sleep last night? 'SHOULD I RUB ANOTHER ONE OUT?'
14. What famous person would you like to have dinner with? IF IT'S GOING TO LEAD TO SEX...ISLA FISHER....IF IT'S JUST ABOUT GOOD CONVERSATION...GEORGE CARLIN OR NIKOLA TESLA
15. Have you ever crashed your vehicle? NO!
16. If you didn't have to work, would you volunteer? YES
17. Get up early or sleep in? I GET UP EARLY...BUT I WOULD LIKE TO SLEEP IN
18. What is your favorite cartoon character? STEWIE FROM FAMILY GUY...MAYBE BRIAN...
19. Favorite thing to do at night with a guy/girl? SEX!!!!!!!
20. When did you get married? APRIL 13/14 2001...TWO DATES I KNOW...LONG STORY
21. Favorite lunch meat? ROAST BEEF
22. What do you get every time you go into Wal-Mart? F*CK WAL-MART THOSE EVIL C*NTS!
23. Do you think marriage is an outdated ritual? NO
24. Favorite movie you wouldn't want anyone to find out about? WELL IF I WOULDN'T WANT PEOPLE TO KNOW...WHY WOULD I TELL YOU...OH, WHAT THE HELL...THE NEW GUY...I KINDA DIG COYOTE UGLY...THEM CHICKS ARE HOT!
25. What's your favorite drink? COFFEE...BEER IS A CLOSE SECOND
26. Who[m] from high school would you like to run in to? JUST YOU...YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE...HA!
27. What radio station is your car radio tuned to right now? THE VIRUS
28. Sopranos or Desperate Housewives? SOPRANOS
29. Worst relationship mistake that you wish you could take back? STAYED TOO LONG WITH SOMEONE I DIDN'T LOVE
30. Do you like the person that sits directly across from you at work? I DON'T SIT AT WORK
31. Have you ever had to use a fire extinguisher for its intended purposes? YES
32. Last book you finished reading? WHY WE SUCK
33. Do you have a teddy bear? NO
34. Strangest place you have ever brushed your teeth? NEVER BRUSHED IN A STRANGE PLACE
35. How old are you? 33
36. Thing you hate about Facebook? WITH A PASSION...THAT'S WHY I HERE EVERY F*CKING DAY!
37. How many cars have you owned (not that your parent's gave to you)? 5
38. Since Graduating College, how many times have you moved? 5
39. What is your college degree and are you using it in your current job? BA IN BUSINESS....NO!
40. What's the best advice to offer children? DON'T BE A DOUCHE! BUT SERIOUSLY...WORK HARD IN SCHOOL...AND STAY AWAY FROM DOUCHE BAGS....YOU DON'T WANT TO BECOME ONE!
Later, The Beeze.
3 comments:
1. What bill do you hate paying the most? My mortgage.UGH!
2. Do you miss being a child? sometimes YES, life was way way easier LOL!
3. Chore you hate the most? hhhhhhmmmm laundry
4. Where was the last place you had a romantic dinner? Last night @ The Pub, liquid din din LMAO!
5. If you could go back and change one thing what would it be? I would have been a better kid in high school, because i know it totally upset my parent's when they found out all the school i cut !
6. Name of your first grade teacher? Mrs. Pernait-funny how we remember that-she was my fave too.
7.What do you really want to be doing right now? fk doll, i just woke up started the IV drip of coffee it's going to 70 here today, so the 1 thing: WAKE UP
8. What did you want to be when you grew up? a muthafkin princess
9. How many colleges did you attend? 1
10.Why did you choose the shirt that you have on right now? cuz it's comfy to sleep in, still in my dayum jammies
11. What are your thoughts on gas prices? whatever, we need the shit to go places right? so why bitch ain't no one gonna listen
12. First thought when the alarm went off this morning? my head hurts, i drank way to much, gimme gimme lots of coffee
13. Last thought before going to sleep last night? nighty night, little princess needs her rest
14. What famous person would you like to have dinner with? Mr. Hottness, Kurt.....flip him up & slap him around!
15. Have you ever crashed your vehicle? YA but some douche hit me from behind, doing 70, totaled my monte carlo......man i loved that car.
16. If you didn't have to work, would you volunteer? Sure, i do now anyway
17. Get up early or sleep in? sleep in? i haven't done that since before i was married lol
18. What is your favorite cartoon character? Fog Horn Leg Horn...i love that dayum chicken.....listen to me son when i'm talkin to you HA!
19. Favorite thing to do at night with a guy/girl? my hubby? hang out
20. When did you get married? july
21. Favorite lunch meat? not a big lunch meat person but i would say turkey
22. What do you get every time you go into Wal-Mart? eeeeee i haven't been in one in a while.
23. Do you think marriage is an outdated ritual? Hells no
24. Favorite movie you wouldn't want anyone to find out about? everyone knows i'm an adrenaline junkie.....i really don't have a fave that i wouldn't tell someone about.
25. What's your favorite drink? Jack
26. Who[m] from high school would you like to run in to? Nancy, miss her, can't seem to locate her.....we ran that high school building (when we were there lol)
27. What radio station is your car radio tuned to right now? WMMR
93.3
28. Sopranos or Desperate Housewives? neither.....how bout Cold Case!
29. Worst relationship mistake that you wish you could take back? i've always been with hubby so no answer for this one
30. Do you like the person that sits directly across from you at work? i love the guys here. they put up with me ;0
31. Have you ever had to use a fire extinguisher for its intended purposes? nope
32. Last book you finished reading? Weird Pennsylvania, awesome shit
33. Do you have a teddy bear? yup, my ole man
34. Strangest place you have ever brushed your teeth? NEVER BRUSHED IN A STRANGE PLACE
35. How old are you? 33
36. Thing you hate about Facebook? WITH A PASSION...THAT'S WHY I HERE EVERY F*CKING DAY!
37. How many cars have you owned parent's never gave me a car, they taught me from the git go ;0
4-so 4 i still have my Iroc, that car will be a classic someday, course i blew the motor in it, racing it......long story
38. Since Graduating College, how many times have you moved? 3
39. What is your college degree and are you using it in your current job? sure am, i got a degree in free style frisbee tossin LOL!
40. What's the best advice to offer children? stay true to yourself.
36. Thing you hate about Facebook?
LMAO! i missed this question....i'm not on facebook, i only do this stuff cuz you blog it ;0
How did I know I was gonna see Kurt slip in here? LMAO!!
That's why I post this stuff here...So I can get your answers...LOL!
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