It's Halftime in America...Thanks For The Bailout!

Of all the "Super Bowl" commercials, this one seems to be getting the most attention...I get the point of the pro-America, we can dust ourselves off, and turn this shit around...That's great...But I also have a couple issues with this bullshit...(Of course I do!)

One, the people all in love with Clint Eastwood, and saying things like, "He should be President." Wake the fuck up dummies...He didn't write those words...He just rattled them for a nice paycheck...So poor bastard wrote that and won't ever get any credit for it...

Two, The commercial was for Dodge and Chrysler...The same Dodge and Crysler us tax payers bailed out...A 30 second "Super Bowl" spot cost $3.5 million...This thing was 2 minutes long...$14 million dollars for a commercial...No wonder they needed a billion dollars from us...

Look I was against all the bailouts...As a matter of fact, so was Clint Eastwood...He was actually somewhat outspoken about it...So there's another reason for him and his commercial to go fuck off! I thought America was about Capitalism...If a business goes in the tank, then tough shit, I thought...If The Fish House was going under, big Brother wouldn't step in, rip money from Joe taxpayer to save us...It would just be game over...All these politicians talk of their love for small businesses, but they let them go under every day...The 'burb I grew up in is filled with empty store front, after empty store front...No bailouts for them...Just the big boys...

And before my Republican friends pounce on President Obama for the bailout...President Bush had a couple of his own...So fuck off with that noise...

So while everyone is pumped over this ad, I can't be...It's just a big pile of steaming bullshit...Bought and paid for with the taxpayers dollars, by a company that was to dumb and narrow sighted to change how they did things...And paying $14 million for a commercial makes it look like they're on the same old path...

It's Halftime in a America, we're taking your money, and laughing all the way to bank, suckers!

Later, The Beeze.

I Should Have Written This Long Ago

The other day at The Fish House, a co-worker asked me if I had ever walked out of a movie...I had said yes, but for the life of me I couldn't remember what movie it was...Awhile later he asked if I had thought of it yet...I hadn't...I still haven't...Then he asked me if I had seen "The bridges of Madison County?"

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This poor bastard had no idea the can of worms he opened up..."Yes I have...F**k that movie!" He asked why would I see that movie? "As men we'll do whatever we have to for some p*$$y." His next question, "Um, so you didn't like it?" "F**k No!" And from there the rant went flying out of my mouth...

If you don't know this movie, it's about a house wife who is unhappy in her marriage...Played by Meryl Streep...She meets and falls for this traveling photographer, who is there only for a short time, to photograph the stupid bridges and what not...Played by Clint Eastwood...The movie is boring as hell...Slow, drawn out, and aggravating...

(Okay, I'm a about to do some generalizing ladies)...Women seem to love this piece of crap...They think it's beautiful, and sweet, and poetic, and most importantly, romantic...WHAT!?!

She's a f**king whore...Don't say it...I know, women get pissed when other women who get around are called whores or sluts...They feel there is a double standard...That it's okay for guys to get around...No double standards here...My standards will do just fine...If a guy is banging tons of women, like Tiger Woods...In my book, he's a whore too...

People want to say, that Streep's character wasn't with her true love...That she was in a bad marriage...That she was treated like shit...Hey, she chose to marry the guy...She chose to stay...This is the big double standard society likes to have...If a guy cheats on his wife, he's a f**king asshole...If the wife cheats on her husband, it's because he's an asshole...Bullshit! She's a dirty gash!

And no, I'm not making this up...Some one close to me found out his wife was having an affair...Know hat she told him? It's his fault...He works too much, and isn't around enough...Really...Sorry he was keeping a roof over the heads his 5 children and wife...Oh, and feeding them...Sending them to Catholic school...Don't forget the college tuition...Oh yes and your car payment...All because you want to be a stay at home mom...Drop dead pig! (sorry spun out of control there)...Back to this awful movie...

So when Clint and his big camera come to town and she jumps on...She is now an adulteress, whore...Maybe your marriage would be so bad, if you weren't having picnics with Clint...

Maybe you should have been home getting a ham sandwich ready for the old man...And chase that with a blow job...(Holy crap that came out sounding sexist!...Ah screw it...My wife works later then I do, and when she comes home she's got dinner waiting for her and the dishes are done...So bite me!)

Oh, and Clint is so charming...F**k you! This character he plays has got to be based off of a real dude...Probably went from town to town with his camera...Banging housewife after housewife...Bitch got played...

Then the tense seen at the end...(In case you haven't seen this crap...Spoiler alert)...Meryl is in the truck with her old man...It's raining...She sees Clint getting into his truck ready to leave town...Of course he had offered to take her away from her husband and two kids...There she is thinking about it...hand on the door handle...sweating...almost panting...You can hear her gash getting wet...She wants so badly to jump out...She wants to feel Clint inside her again...But in the end, she stays, and quietly weeps...Surely she spent the rest of her days longing for this stranger that probably gave her a disease from one of his many cum dumpsters...

The girl I went to see this drivel with loved it...Oh so many of them do...It was customary to get some road head on the way to dropping her off...But for the first time I wasn't that interested...I took it...Bad under protest...I was totally aggravated by this view...It's okay to cheat if you're unhappy...So I put this theory to use...I wasn't happy and I cheated...How's that taste!

I came to find out, they don't feel the same way when they're being cheated on...Oh, it's not so romantic when I bang your sister!?!

In closing...The movie sucked! It's not romantic...It's just a boring depiction of a bad wife giving it up to a scam artist...For all the women out there that think otherwise...You guy should go bang whatever he can, and make you taste it...Then maybe you'll change your mind...

Too harsh?

Later, The Beeze.