Showing posts with label standup comedy. Show all posts
Showing posts with label standup comedy. Show all posts

Tuesday, June 30, 2020

The Hypocrisy of Comedians



Yesterday I posted THIS....It got some good feedback and of course I got some backlash...It got me thinking about something that has bothered me for years...

I love standup comedy...I have since I was a little kid...I remember sneaking into a backyard in my neighborhood were my older brothers and their friends were listening to a new Eddie Murphy cassette without all the parents knowing...I loved it all growing up...I'd watch any comedy special that came on HBO...I watched MTV's "Half Hour, Comedy Hour" religiously, and "Evening at the Improve"...I love the craft or art...Yes, I put it up on that type of pedestal...

As the years have gone on, standup has had it's ups and downs...And my tastes changed...I got over the Andrew Dice Clay phase and got into more thought provoking comedy...Don't get me wrong, I'll always enjoy a shit or dick or pussy joke...

Then the 2000's came and with it, Social Media and Blogging came too...These gave celebrities, Comics included, another way to reach their audience and promote their shit...It also gave us regular fuckers a voice...An outlet for us to express our thoughts and opinions to our friends, who we don't work with or don't live right next door...But also to the masses...To anyone who may be interested....I started blogging about sports in 2007 at Sporting News...Over the years I started branching off into different directions, talking about whatever was in my head...

During that time and it as continued...Different points in time more surges in it...Comedians bitching about bloggers...and really, anyone on social media who doesn't have a "Blue Checkmark"...Many of them are comics I love...I often blow it off, because I'm a fan...Bill Burr is my favorite and he shits on bloggers religiously...Jim Norton who I've always been a fan of, bought both his books, saw him live, he shits on regular people tweeting and bloggers all the time...He's written what are in essence blogs, for major publications occasionally...But for him, it's not a blog, it's an "Article"...

Then there is the subject of my blog yesterday...Joe Rogan...Joe Rogan use to write blogs regularly on his website...But it doesn't count if I write a blog on my website...Comedians love to scream about the Freedom of Speech...And they will go to war with the whole fucking world  to say whatever they want...They will scream and fight, scratch and claw for their right to even tell a bad joke...a shitty joke...an offensive joke...a rape joke...And my meaningless voice has stood by them...





Now Comics are screaming everything that doesn't agree with them is "Cancel Culture"...My post yesterday was called "Cancel Culture"...It isn't...Joe Rogan can go on doing what he does...I'll probably watch his next standup special...I just want people to realize, he's often full of shit...and often on the wrong side of topics...

I'm sick of Comedians bitch, moaning and complaining about you and me saying what we want on Twitter and Blogs but screaming about their right to say whatever they want...Freedom of Speech is for everyone....EVERYONE! 

Not just arrogant assholes with "Blue Checkmarks"...EVERYONE!


Sunday, July 15, 2012

Monday Moaning

I always feel like the weekends fly by...Saturdays not so much, but Sundays always seem to get right past me...It's just unreal how the time goes by when you're not having to grind through the work week...

I've been feeling pretty negative lately...I mean look at some of my lat few posts...There was THIS about a stupid "Unfair" PSA...Fucking assholes! Then I had THIS ranting and raving about idiots being offended by comedy...But then there was Penn State, Jerry Sandusky, and Joe Pateron to really keep my blood boiling HERE...Yeah, the PSU crew has been really good at keeping my blood pressure up since November...

So even though my Monday Moaning post normally is filled with more negativity, I'm going to try and be a bit more positive this week...I figured I hammered out enough anger the last couple weeks...Let's start with this bit I saw on "The New York Rangers Blog"...They got a tip from Julie Robenhymer at HockeyBuzz about young, talented, star winger, Chris Kreider after he had played in a charity game...

"After the game, the players posed for a team picture and then headed towards the locker rooms to shower and change....except for one. Chris Kreider saw a kid along the boards waving a pen at him. He skated over and went up and down that side of the rink signing everything handed to him...Forty-five minutes later he made his way back to the bench where a few volunteers were waiting for a picture. At this point, all of the other players had showered, changed and left the rink and while the ice was being resurfaced behind him, Kreider continued to sign autographs and take pictures with anyone and everyone who wanted one as a new line formed near the entrance to the bench."

It's really great to see a young guy these days, that actually gets it...It's been awhile since I've seen a story like that.

-As many of you may know, I coached the Little Beeze's Tee-Ball team the last two Summers...This year he moved up to Coach Pitch, and yes, I'm coaching again...The coaches aren't actually pitching...The rec has high school kids that work there, do the pitching, catching and umping...

Early on my team was looking rough...The boy throws and hits well...The last couple weeks he has been just ripping line-drives past people...But he was always doing a home run trot, no matter how the ball was hit...We fixed that...There is another kid with a great baseball IQ, that his dad drilled into him...He was suppose to help coach, but he flaked out...He never showed for practices, and shows for half the games, and rides his kid...His kid then tends to yell at other kids on the team if they boot one, or don't make "the right" play...One game I had enough, and told him, "Be quiet, you made 3 errors today...You yell at anyone again, you won't play the rest of the rest of the season on my team!"

You see, this is a league that doesn't keep score...It's about kids having fun, learning the basics, getting outside, and playing with others...I've excepted that, and embraced it...So fuck that kid being an asshole, because his dad's an asshole...(Yeah, just got a bit negative)

We have an 8 year old boy who crushes the ball, and is pretty good in the field...And a 9 year old girl who is awesome at it all...She'll be on her way to a softball scholarship...Then there is a 7 year old boy with no attention span at all, and is often leaving the field to pee, or get a drink...When he's on the field, he's playing in the dirt...So he has found a lot of time in the outfield...His older sister started out afraid of catching the ball, and having trouble hitting...She's gotten better in the field, and is ripping into the ball now...

Then there is our little peanut...She's a tiny 7 year old...The smallest bat we have, are too big for her...She should have been in Tee-Ball, but they put her here...She's never played before...She's been held back a bit by her home life...Her mother with a disability,and two younger kids, plus bouncing between mom's house and dad's house...I'll be honest, I've worked more with her, then any of the other kids...That may sound bad, but she learned how to throw, at our first practice...She's always smiling, and positive...A couple weeks ago, she fielded a ball in the infield, and made the throw to first...The runner was safe, but I was thrilled, and so were the people in the stands...

Hitting has been tough...The league rules say, after 4 swings they use the tee...But at the beginning of the year, all the coaches agreed to screw that, give them 5 and then it's a strike out...This is about learning, and we want the kids to learn to hit off the pitch, and that failing is part of the game, and it's okay...There are a couple kids that coaches have used the tee for, that were really struggling...

Peanut had gotten a few hits that were weak...really weak grounders...The kids pitching were trying their best to hit the bat with the pitch...She never cries, or gets down about it...She feels good when she gets a foul ball...And the parents and others watching in the stands have been great...Everyone, including from the other teams, are rooting for her...When she's made contact, they go wild...And the kids pitching and catching, often say one more...Everyone is pulling for our peanut...

Lately, it seems like she is a bit frustrated...Our game on the 3rd was rained out, even though it rained in the morning, and the fields were fine...Oh, and they neglected to call the coaches...I ended up running a practice with kids from my team and 3 other teams...One was tee ball team...And that coach had a tee with him...Peanut was batting and after about 15 pitches, she asked if she could try the tee...I said sure...She ripped it...She hit a few more times off the tee, and you could see the excitement and confidence it gave her...Afterwards she asked if she could use a tee in the games...I said, "How about we still try the pitches, and if you don't get it after a few, then we'll use the tee?" She said okay, with a big smile on her face...

This past week she needed the tee, but that's okay...She got 3 hits in each game...And her confidence is growing...She wants to play 3rd base this week...Tuesday I'm going to put her there...And the kid with the asshole dad is going in the outfield...She's got a much better attitude, and hasn't made nearly as many errors!

This week is our last week of the season...I've heard other coaches who don't want to be there, and can't wait for it to be over...Me, I'm going to miss it...And I'll be excited for next year...Oh, and during that practice we had...My oldest decided to join us...She's never played, and she did great...She wants to play next year...I may be coaching two teams!

That's it for now....Have a week...

Later, The Beeze.

Wednesday, July 11, 2012

You're Offended? Tough Shit!


So the Internet has been buzzing about comedian Daniel Tosh making a rape joke, while doing a set at the Laugh Factory...Well, not about the joke, but about the dumb-ass, easily offended, woman who stood up and told Tosh that rape jokes aren't funny...Which of course lead him to play the rape card right back at her...She then left, took to Twitter, and her blog, and pissed and moaned about being offended...She also didn't like Dane Cook's set...Maybe it's just me, but those are two popular comics...If you don't like them, maybe you should stay away from comedy clubs...

Now I've got a lot to say about this...First, this whole 'Rape jokes aren't funny' thing...Maybe...Maybe not...But who is this bitch to say what a comedian can tell jokes about...Let's ask the late, great, George Carlin...




And then there is the fact that there are people like this woman who think comedians shouldn't say things that could offend people...The late, great, Patrice O'Neal had plenty to say about that...




Now I'm not a comedian, but I play one at work, so it really bothers me that there is this double standard towards comedy...The world raved about how Heath Ledger played the role of The Joker...The Joker, who murdered countless innocent people...He was so good at playing a nut-job...That's fine...But you comic watch what you say...Comic Jim Norton Tweeted this...

"Comics are pigs for making rape jokes, but Christian Bale is a great actor for American Psycho. Everyone can go fuck themselves."
Exactly!

And what about Rap music? In my 36 years on this Earth, I have seen Rap music change quite a bit...When I say this, I'm talking lyrically...Most Rap lyrics now are heavily filled with the words, BITCH, FUCK, HO, and NIGGER (or NIGGA...I don't care how you explain it, it means the same damn thing)...Now none of those words offend me...But I've heard plenty of people complain about how they don't like those words...Yet, people love Jay-Z, Eminem, Kanye, and plenty others who hammer out those same shitty lyrics...Often praising them for their "Talent" and "Genius"...

Hell, why haven't we heard from PETA about "Tom & Jerry" cartoons? I mean, why is okay for us to find a cat and mouse beating the shit out of each other funny? It's done in a comical way......Just like stand up comedy...What the fuck people!?!

But Daniel Tosh takes crap for a joke...This fucking world gets more fucking retarded every day...Yeah, I said retarded...Did that offend you too!?! If you don't like a joke, don't laugh...Don't applaud when he's done...Leave...But don't stand up, heckle and make a scene...Just shut up and be miserable...

Tosh has since apologized, which I think stinks...I wouldn't have...Here's his apology via Twitter...

“All out of context misquotes aside, I’d like to sincerely apologize," Then linking the horrible bog, that I won't link...“The point I was making before I was heckled is there are awful things in the world but you can still make jokes about them #deadbabies.”
Well at least he got the #deadbabies in there to offend a bit more...

You know, I use to say how I'm sick of people thinking they have the right to not be offended...I'm still sick of that, but I've come to love seeing people offended...Hell, I love being the person who offends them...Christ, half the reason I masturbate so much is because when I see that I've offended some one, I just get so fucking horny...Seriously, if I offend you, I've done good...For that brief period of time, I did something that finally flipped your idiotic brain on, or struck an emotional chord that you've had shut off for who knows how long, as you shuffle through your miserable existence...People should be happy when they get offended...It actually lets them know they're still alive...

I'm sure things in this post have offended some people...But I know it's been some time since I pissed off my friend sin China, so let me just say to them, again, FUCK_CHINA!!!

In closing, stop shitting on comics for doing their job...And if you get offended, fine...But just know, if you voice it, people like me are going to come back at you...You fucking gash...Have another "Cookie for Breakfast!"

Later, The Beeze.

Wednesday, June 23, 2010

The Hump Day Hits


I'm posting this later then I wanted to, but that's the breaks...It's still Hump Day for a few more minutes, so here we go...

I've always been a huge stand up comedy fan...There has been talk for years that Carlos Mencia is a joke thief...Besides the fact that he is playing a character on stage...He's not really the Mexican he says he is...But Larry Cable Guy isn't really a cable guy either...There are countless examples on YouTube of Mencia stealing jokes...Then I saw a documentary called "I Am Comic"...In it Mencia admits to stealing jokes...If he was trying to be sarcastic, it didn't work, because his haters believed every word of it...




How about this example of him ripping a classic Cosby bit....




Here he is ripping off the late Sam Kinison...




And now a bit from Mind of Mencia, that is clearly ripped from the late, and great George Carlin...



Mencia should be beaten within an inch of his life...And I'm not joking...He's a piece of shit, and since he admitted it, in front of a camera, he will most likely be getting sued...

Now in Hockey news...The Chicago Blackhawks have started dumping some salary...They have to do it, but Blackhawks fans can't be happy about the first name they're seeing moved...Dustin Byfuglien, along with Brent Sopel, Ben Eager and Akim Aliu are headed to Atlanta for for the Marty Reasoner, Jeremy Morin, the 24th and 54th overall picks in this years Draft...They're gonna miss Buff!

Now before I go...On this Hump Day evening...Or when ever you read this...Which of these fine asses would you most like to hump?
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Let me know what you think...

Later, The Beeze.