Showing posts with label Commercials. Show all posts
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Monday, February 8, 2021

Monday Moaning : Super Recap

 


Tom Brady, back were he belongs...On Top!

It's been awhile since I did a sports blog. Odd since the first ten years I wrote blogs they were 90% sports blogs. But here we are, the day after the "Super Bowl" and we have a familiar face that will now be adding a seventh "Super Bowl" ring. 

Over the years lost of people in the media and well, just plain old, stupid fans have tried to knock Tom Brady and say it was all about Bill Belichick and the New England Patriots Way and their system. For most of his time in New England, Brady had subpar weapons around him and yet he was never out of a game. Bill wasn't throwing those passes or reading the defense's coverage in a split second. I'm not knocking the coach or the system, but too many people try to use that against Brady.  Too many people want to overlook he was a 6th round pick and works harder in the film room and on the practice field than anyone else. Too many people try to say Aaron Rogers is a better QB. How many rings does he have? Yeah, he can throw a ball through a brick wall...So what! Doesn't mean shit when he was throwing the ball top the Buccaneers defense a couple weeks ago! 

Some people get bothered that I'm fan of a player over being a fan of a team, so I'll try to explain. I'm a lifelong Notre Dame fan. My father and I were in South Bend for a Notre Dame vs. Michigan football game. Michigan was alternating QB's. Drew Henson, who got tons of press and WAY TOO MUCH hype and Tom Brady, who got no attention. As we watched the game, my dad says to me "I don't know why they don't leave this number 10 (Brady) in, he's the better Quarterback." Eventually Brady took over full-time in the second half and lead Michigan to a comeback victory. As an Irish fan I was bummed, but as a football fan, I just watched something great, and I was hooked as Tom Brady fan. 

Then you get to his NFL career, where he took over for an injured Drew Bledsoe and never let go of the job. As the years went on Brady often took less money than market value for an elite Quarterback. He left money on the table so the team could spread it around to more of the roster. Numerous times he redid his contract to free up money for the team to sign or resign other players. No other player or coach personified the New England Patriots Way or did more for setting the tone for the team culture, than Tom Brady. So when it came out that Bill Belichick tried to trade Brady a couple years back and then didn't want to resign Brady or pay him what he was worth after 20 years of undying loyalty, there was no doubt I was going to be team Brady. 


For me, this Brady "Super Bowl" win is my favorite. It's a giant fuck you to the haters. (which here in PA, I'm surrounded by them.) A fuck you to the people prematurely trying to push Patrick Mahomes as the next GOAT. Oh, and a big ole, fuck you to Bill Belichick.


You just know that miserable fuck was all kinds of bitter last night!

All this said, football is a team sport and we cannot ignore that the Tampa Bay defense was amazing, playing a nearly perfect game. Not letting the Chiefs score a touchdown is something no one in the world expected.


Now I want o address the folks bitching about the refs. Many talked about the refs making comments like "Brady always gets the calls." Those people are just straight up Brady haters. Then there were what I call typical, idiot, sports fans. Bitch, moaning and complaining about the refs as an excuse for your team playing poorly. Here's the deal fucktards, if your teams defensive backs hold on every fucking play, the refs are going to call the penalty. The Chiefs' DB's are well known for holding, so much so that the analyst, Tony Romo talked about it before a flag even flew. Suck It! Take your loss, you earned it!


Most "Super Bowl" recaps talk about the halftime show and commercials. I will, but it will be brief. 

Halftime: The Weekend. Never heard of him. Had heard a couple songs in commercials or on radio a bit. I wasn't interested. He's no PRINCE! When dude was spinning around with in lighted gold room, I got dizzy, annoyed and walked into the kitchen and heated up some spicy Queso to have with some soft pretzels.

Commercials. Honestly, I didn't pay attention to most. I looked at twitter most the time during commercials. The greatly hyped "Wayne's World" commercial was a bust. We now have another streaming service, as Paramount+  pounded us with commercials. At this point, I have to ask, how long does network TV have since we have  20 streaming services? (BTW, Peacock sucks)

The one commercial that stood out to me Bruce Springsteen's lets bring everyone down, gloomy ad, trying to push political and social unity, while also trying to get us to buy a Jeep. 

Remember when people always got upset about musicians getting commercial success, or their songs being used in commercials. People would bitch about that artist being a sellout. Nope! Bruce Springsteen's Jeep commercial, preying our social and political differences, is selling out! Fuck Jeep and fuck him!

The best commercial, in my opinion, was for diapers! Yep, Huggies won. 




Have a week.

Monday, February 4, 2013

Monday Moaning



There's a meaning to that picture...But I'll get to that in a bit...I have to get into the "Super Bowl" blah, blah, blah, first...The Ravens won...The 49ers were down 28-6 at halftime, and managed to get back in it, only losing 34-31...The key notes to the game....Ray Lewis was a total and complete non-factor in the game, except for CBS constantly putting his ugly mug on camera...Never once mentioning the missed tackles, and over-all shitty play...

Joe Flacco was given the MVP, even though everyone in the free world, who paid attention to the game, knows that Jacoby Jones should have gotten it...Just after halftime, after Jones returned the opening kick for a 109 yard TD...The lights went out...We had to sit through a 35 minute delay, just after sitting through that god-awful Beyonce shit!

Sorry Beyonce fans, that was crap...Bitch sang a little, but mostly shook her ass and randomly yelled into the mic while the backing tracks did the singing...Then she brought out her old friends from Destiny's Child, but had their mics down low, so their voices wouldn't show her up...Fuck Beyonce! Put a marching band out there and call it a day!

And we can't not mention the fucking commercials...Lets start by saying this...Over 50% of the ads were for CBS programming...Which means CBS had a hard time selling ad time...Who were winners...I don't know...I went for more chili, or checked on Molly and Little Beeze during a lot of them...They were in another room playing, watching AFV...My oldest, and wife were all in on the commercials...This one got my wife to cry...





I'm going to say this next one is my winner...




The Cars.com baby wolf one was good too...The Paul Harvey, "Farmers" commercial was good, but as my wife summed up, "It was touching until they cut to the Dodge truck the ad was for."

Enough of that...The game was good...It looked like a clunker, but turned around...San Fran fans should be happy they fought back...They've got lots of young talent, and they'll be back...They just need some help in that secondary...Their so-called running QB passed for over 300 yards...Kid is going to be real good...And Alex Smith is about to have some teams asking for his services....I wonder if the Browns will make a play for him? 

I was rooting for the 49ers...For no other reason than I predicted they'd win...BY all rights, the stands they I have taken, defending Art Modell, I should be a Ravens fan...In all respects that is my team...But Ray Lewis, his antics, and his hypocrisy make me sick...I'll thank my God that Ray is no longer playing...

And yes, 99% of Cleveland is overjoyed that Art Modell was shutout from the Hall of Fame...I AM THE 1%...For all the good Modell did for the NFL...For charity...For Cleveland and Baltimore...One thing is held against him...One thing defines his legacy...moving HIS team...The team HE OWNED...I was a fan...I didn't own it...The city didn't own it...You didn't own it...HE DID...We are a capitalistic, free-market society, and he did what he had to for his business...Many people would agree with that statement, until it involves the team they root for...Fucking nonsense!  Well, Art got another notch on his belt...While he is dead, and no longer owns the Ravens, his team won the "Super Bowl" again, while wearing patches with his name on their uniforms...Lead by the work of Ozzie Newsome, The first black GM, hired in the NFL, by Art...Who's first draft pick, just got selected to go into the Hall of Fame...Modell's legacy isn't as bad as the voters and Clevelanders make it out to be...

Okay...Enough football...Shit's over...Let's get to that picture...

Saturday the wife and I got a couples massage...We've done this before...And after a spill I took last week at work, I needed some work...I pointed out a knot in my back and left shoulder that was killing me...I asked this woman to focus on that...Little did I know, this horny old bitch only wanted to work on my ass...While laying face up, she got way to close to the goods...To the point where I sat up and stopped her...Laying face down she spent at least 15 minutes on my ass...Hardly anytime on my back...I was pissed...Everyone in the place knew it...I was kinda loud...At the front desk I was asked what was wrong...I explained how there is still a huge knot in my back and shoulder, because that old hag, wouldn't stop rubbing my ass, and that I had to stop her from rubbing my junk...They took off half of our total...They offered me $10 off with some one else, and said they would handle her...

Listen, if I wanted to go to a jackoff place, we all know where those are...And they're cheaper...And I wouldn't bring my wife...What the fuck bitch!  So here I sit...Pissed, uncomfortable, and a heating pad on my shoulder...And occasionally icing my ribs...Yes, that fall I had cracked a rib, bruised a couple...Fucking yeah!

All those girls I groped and felt up in high school are laughing their asses off as I'm the victim now!

To take my mind of it, my daughter and I went to the rec center, and watched the St. Edward Eagles ruin Senior night for St. Ignatius, as the "Holy War" took to the ice...



The Eagles won 5-2, lead by Gabe Lampron's 2 goal effort...Bringing a smile to my face...I know his dad...He's weighing is options between taking a Scholarship offer, or taking a shot juniors...Kid is good!

That's it for now...Have a week...

The Beeze.

Monday, February 6, 2012

It's Halftime in America...Thanks For The Bailout!




Of all the "Super Bowl" commercials, this one seems to be getting the most attention...I get the point of the pro-America, we can dust ourselves off, and turn this shit around...That's great...But I also have a couple issues with this bullshit...(Of course I do!)

One, the people all in love with Clint Eastwood, and saying things like, "He should be President." Wake the fuck up dummies...He didn't write those words...He just rattled them for a nice paycheck...So poor bastard wrote that and won't ever get any credit for it...

Two, The commercial was for Dodge and Chrysler...The same Dodge and Crysler us tax payers bailed out...A 30 second "Super Bowl" spot cost $3.5 million...This thing was 2 minutes long...$14 million dollars for a commercial...No wonder they needed a billion dollars from us...

Look I was against all the bailouts...As a matter of fact, so was Clint Eastwood...He was actually somewhat outspoken about it...So there's another reason for him and his commercial to go fuck off! I thought America was about Capitalism...If a business goes in the tank, then tough shit, I thought...If The Fish House was going under, big Brother wouldn't step in, rip money from Joe taxpayer to save us...It would just be game over...All these politicians talk of their love for small businesses, but they let them go under every day...The 'burb I grew up in is filled with empty store front, after empty store front...No bailouts for them...Just the big boys...

And before my Republican friends pounce on President Obama for the bailout...President Bush had a couple of his own...So fuck off with that noise...

So while everyone is pumped over this ad, I can't be...It's just a big pile of steaming bullshit...Bought and paid for with the taxpayers dollars, by a company that was to dumb and narrow sighted to change how they did things...And paying $14 million for a commercial makes it look like they're on the same old path...

It's Halftime in a America, we're taking your money, and laughing all the way to bank, suckers!

Later, The Beeze.

Sunday, February 5, 2012

Monday Moaning


Yeah, shut it...I don't want to hear it...I'm sick of it already...

No, I'm not talking about the fact that Saturday night, I got together with a few beers and posted a blog with my "Super Bowl" prediction...My prediction that the Patriots would blow out the Giants...Yeah, I'm sick of hearing about how I blew that, and how the Giants have the Pats number...It happens...So the Pats lost...Whatever, it's not like anyone is paying me for this shit!

4 years ago, I stood in my living room, completely shocked when the Giants ruined the Patriots perfect season...It just didn't make sense...This year, I wasn't shocked, and it didn't really bother me much...I was pissed, but the only bearing it has on my life, is a bit of ball-busting at work...

Except I had planned on starting my post with this picture instead...


And ending it with this one...


Butt no biggie...I still managed to work them in!

The Shut it...I don't want to hear it...I'm sick of it already is about the fucking commercials...Some time in my life, the "Super Bowl" became more about the fucking commercials...A bunch of suits got together and decided they wanted to get "Super Bowl" viewership up...'Lets get women to watch...We'll have the advertisers start gearing more commercials towards them!' And now, women watch the "Super Bowl" and most admit it's for the commercials...And they chat about them, on Twitter and facebook, and sports sites...

Yes, there are people who say it's just as much about the commercials, as it is about the game...That is fucking retarded...They are deciding the the NFL Champion, and you think suits trying to get you to go to E-Trade or buy Doritos, which you already do, is on the same level! The only thing more retarded then that, is those "Party Rock" ass-clowns! I've never seen two goofy bastards that wanted to share a bag of dicks, as much as those two!

Oh, and by the way, the commercials sucked!

And Fuck the Halftime show...Mother fuckers raving about a 50 year broad lip-syncing...For her age, she's in great shape still...But when you bounce on as many dicks as Madonna has, you better be in good shape!

-This weekend the next Football Hall Of Fame class was selected, and there are a lot of people upset Bill Parcells didn't get in...Mainly New Yorkers, and the dolts at ESPN...Maybe it says something about how the press was treated by Parcells...They hold grudges...

The #4 all-time rusher, Curtis Martin is getting in, as well he should have...Former Steelers DB, Jack Butler, finally gets in after waiting far too long...Martin and Butler will be joined by Chris Doleman, Cortez Kennedy, Willie Roaf, Dermontti Dawson...I figured Dawson would get in...He was a dominating lineman...The rest, I wasn't sure about...You never know with the voters...I was shocked that Chris Carter, and Charles Haley didn't make it in...To me those are the biggest snubs...Not Parcells or Jerome Bettis...I assume Bettis will get in, but they want to make him wait a year...Screw Parcells, just because of how much Mike Lupica was crying about him not getting in!

-Thursday night a story about Josh Hamilton falling off the wagon broke...I linked it on Facebook, and Twitter, and proceeded to bash the guy...It got some good debate stirred up, so let me just throw my views out there...

I think I've made it clear, that I'm not a fan of people who are very outspoken about their faith...Especially when they harp on how it's helped them with their "addiction"...

1. I guess it hasn't helped that much, since this is the second public screw up...

2. If he was really responsible for his actions, then he wouldn't keep screwing up...

3. Some people feel it's his personal life and it's none of our business...Maybe, but Part of my problem with Hamilton is that he put his personal battle out there, front and center with the media, when he got back in baseball...Everyone wanted to do a story on him and his recovery and what not...And he didn't say no...So he made it fair game to that same media when he slips up...

4. Fuck addiction! I know people won't like this, but when has that stopped me? Addiction is bullshit...It's an excuse for being weak, and not being responsible...This is just another reason this country is going soft...I'm over-weight...Not because I'm addicted food...I just like it! And sometimes at 1 in the morning I'm being a weak lazy shit, and I pound a bag of chips ahoy...Not because I'm addict...Just a lump of shit!

That's it for me folks...Feel free throw your thoughts out there...

Have a week...

Later, the Beeze.