Leave Phelps Alone

Really? This is what people are going crazy about....WTF!!!

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So I was listening to Mike & Mike today...But it was to other guys instead...They were talking about Michael Phelps smoking pot, and all the sh!t that has followed...It was brought up how he is getting killed on the blogs...Especially the "Mommy Blogs"....Well Mommies, this one is for you....

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Shut up you fat pigs...Just because your husband won't f**k you anymore, doesn't mean you get a free pass to be a twat!!! Drop a couple pounds and maybe he'll climb back on ya!!!

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I find amusing how quickly people forget what they did when they were 23 years old...I'd be worried if the guy didn't smoke some weed...You know what most of these whinny b!tches were doing when they were 23....Everything, and everyone...Some of these gashes have seen more d!cks then a lifeguard on a nude beach...Let alone where they shoved those d!cks.....I'm betting one of these "Mommy Bloggers" was the same pig that got up on stage with my band back in '97 and dropped and gobbled right there...Then she came back to our loft and asked me to snort some blow off her ass...That was followed by her taking a train....23 years old is all about making bad decisions, mistakes and doing crazy, stupid sh!t....

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Listen I'm not a pot-head, but I don't have a problem with people who do smoke pot...I'm aloud to throw down some beers...Some people prefer the weed....I've always thought it was stupid that pot is illegal, but alcohol, and cigarettes are legal...I don't smoke pot for the same reason I don't smoke cigarettes....I have asthma, and I don't feel like screwing with my lungs...But I've tried it...I didn't mind it....I've tried many things....

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Seriously people....It's weed....The guy piled up a bunch of Gold Metals...He's earned a little time to relax....And you know what "Mommy Bloggers", you should relax to...And I'm not talking about you taking the drugs your doctor gave you...Try pouring yourself a glass of wine....Maybe a PBR....Maybe some "Mr. John Daniels"....Or even roll yourself a J....Ask one of your kids where their stash is...Kick back and remember the good ole days when you weren't an uptight bitch...You know the days when you a beer in one hand, a bong in the other, and a cock in your mouth....

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This is me defending Michael Phelps....Until you can win a Gold Metal...F**k that....Until you can accomplish anything other then being a pain in the ass...

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SHUT THE F**K UP!!!

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Later, the Beeze.