Monday Moaning

That right there is the only Lion activity I'll discuss...Seriously, between the news media, and social media, I've had enough...Yes, dick-bag hunters illegally killing Lions for sport is fucking horrible...But wake the fuck up people...DO you know how many children are starving every day in Africa?  Do you know how many people are withering away in refuge camps because they have fled their villages, because extremists have been going full-blown genocide on them?  Fuck the lions...Although, the lion above wants to fuck Dorothy....

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And shit, that's just in Africa...Have you noticed how many people are being killed for no good-goddamn reason here in America...But everyone is on Twitter and Facebook pissing and moaning about a lion...Tell me how much you'll give a shit about that fucking lion when your kid, or sister, brother, cousin, mother, or father gets shot...Have I made my point? FUCK THE LION!

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Okay, lets move on...Last week I posted THIS, in which I threw in a reference to a yet unresolved physical incident Dez Bryant had with his mother...His mother...Such a classy guy, of course the Cowboys gave him a $70 million deal...Sunday, Bryant got into it with teammate Tyler Patmon...They both ripped each other's helmets off...There was shit-talking scuffling, and Bryant threw a punch...And of course, as we have seen from sideline clips, he couldn't stop...Bryant kept going and teammates couldn't contain him...It wasn't until Tony Romo got in his face and said whatever he did, that Bryant calmed down...Eventually Patmon and Bryant resolved things, and it was all chalked up to "loving the game" and competing hard...

I don't care what anyone says...Bryant is talented as hell, but he's a problem...

I also posted THIS last week, about Russell Wilson getting his contract extension worked out with the Seahawks...There are a lot of people who hate on Wilson, and I don’t quite get it…In a sport that can be so detrimental to your health, a player getting the guaranteed money that he did, doesn’t happen, when it really should…The guy wins…He didn’t let his whore ex-wife distract his game…He does serious charity work, and he spends time with kids in the hospital, EVERY single week…I’m glad he got his…And I suspect, in a couple years he’ll restructure his contract for the good of the team…

While my friend B.O.B. has a built in dislike for the city of Seattle, my rain-filled, cloudy sky soul has a soft spot for the city…I love how the Seahawks built their team, defense first…They have hit on talent in all rounds of the draft, including Wilson…This team, no matter how good the defense, wouldn’t have done what they have, with Matt Flynn at QB...

A good guy...A class guy...A hard working, winner like Wilson getting a $87 million deal, with $60 million guaranteed, makes a helluva lot more sense then a guy like Bryant getting a $70 million deal...

- The Eagles traded DB Brandon Boykin to the Steelers...Then Boykin made a statement about Eagles coach Chip Kelly being uncomfortable around "men of our culture"...Which everyone in the media spun into 'Kelly is a racist!'  Sunday Boykin  was backpedaling from what he said, trying to explain what he meant...

"I said he was uncomfortable with men of our culture.  I'm not saying he's a racist at all. That's not what I said and I think it was kind of taken out of context. When you're a player, you want to be able to relate to your coach no matter what outside of football...I want to be able to sit there and talk to you about whatever. There were times he just wouldn't talk to people. You were walking down the hallway and he wouldn't say anything to you."

Considering Kelly is 51 years old, and has been around football his whole life...And has played with and coached players of all races and creeds, I have a hard time thinking the guy is a flat-out racist...Boykin's thoughts and comments make me think it's more about him being an oversensitive little cunt...The guy is your coach...He's not there to be your friend...This isn't little league mother fucker...You're in a league that makes BILLIONS of dollars...Coaches make millions, and need to win to keep making millions...

Listen Boykin, you fucking child...Look up the 1980 U.S. Olympic Hockey Team...They pulled off teh biggest upset in sports history, and it was because of America's greatest coach...Herb Brooks...

Boykin, you want your boss to be your friend, get a fucking job landscaping...Grow the fuck up you overpaid twat!


- Now, since I have covered some football here in this post, I guess I have to touch on this so-called "Deflate-gate" and the idiot Commissioners ruling on Tom Brady...First...I hate how this country's lazy media throws "gate" on the back end of a word to describe a controversy...All because of Dick Nixon and Watergate...But Watergate was the name of the fucking building...It wasn't a great water controversy...Assholes...

Second...I'm sick of the whole goddamn story, because it stinks of trumped up bullshit...Goodell and his minions are bad news for the NFL...

Third...Baltimore Raves fans, and even though they are denying it now, management and coaches...Anyone using the phase, "the Patriots get away with murder," needs to take  along look in the mirror, and then shoot themselves in the fucking head....You people spent years swinging on Ray Lewis' dick...Ray Lewis who was present for two murders...Possibly helped...and definitely obstructed justice...You all, also fully supported Jamal Lewis and his drug dealing exploits...And then you were all behind Ray Rice, at least until the world collectively gasped as we watched that one punch knockout of his wife...Fuck the hell off, every last living one of you Ray Lewis loving, cock-suckers!

Fourth...Fuck Colts Owner/crybaby Jim Irsay, you drunk driving asshole, rules committee bitch, who cries constantly because your team can't get it done...Oh, and then there was the year your franchise tanked the season so they could draft Andrew Luck...Look in the mirror before you cry cheater...

Fifth...In the sport of football, the ball is a piece of equipment...the NFL's policy for an equiptment violation has been a $25,000-$50,000 fine for the offending player...Never fining a team, or taking draft picks away...Every thing about this case has seemed like a WITCH-HUNT...

That's all I have to say about this fucking idiotic story...

I need a little more Dorothy...

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Have a week.

1 Year and Some Skull F**ks

That's right folks...The Beezewax is a year old tonight...One year ago tonight I started this blog...I was writing at Sporting News, but wanted to be able to post on other topics besides sports...And not have to hear people b!tching and whinning about it...Too much of that crap goes on there...For quality sports blogs, unfiltered...Stop by the Gab...http://yougabsports.com/

So over the last year, I've posted just over 200 blogs about all kinds of stuff...just doing my best to get the voices out of my head...I want to thank everyone who stops by to read this crap...And please keep coming by...I desperately need others approval to feel better about myself...Ha!

There was a post I did titled, "Woman." It still gets views every day...That's f**king cool! But my installments, of The Beeze's Skull F**k Awards, always seems to draw a number of people...And since it's been awhile since I've officially skull f**ked anyone...I thought, 'What better way is there to celebrate the birth of the BEEZEWAX!'

So here I am...Pants unzipped, and ready to plow!

I'll start with my beloved Notre Dame Fighting Irish...Co-Defensive Cordinator, and all around f**king dolt, Corwin Brown...This ass hat decided to take shots at the head coach of NAVY...After his sorry ass defense couldn't stop Navy's running game...As a matter of fact, the only team, the Irish defense dominated all season was Washington State...No offense to WSU, but there are high school teams that could stuff them...Here's what this douche said...

He just called out Navy's lack of imagination on offense...Hey, a$$hole...They don't need to be creative to run all over your sorry ass defense...And no coach Tenuta doesn't do a great job getting you and the team ready on defense...Your defense sucks...It hurts, as a Notre Dame fan to do this...But Corwin, this is gonna hurt you, more then it hurts me...Time for you to eat a d!ck...

Next is Browns running back Jamal Lewis...This b!tch decides he's gonna come out and dog the coach, saying he works the players too hard...I'm no Eric Mangini fan, but maybe he's working you f**kers so hard, because you suck! Here's Jamal's comments...

“The way we work in two-a-days in training camp and the way we work every day on the field for two and a half, three hours, you want a ‘W’ on Sunday when you work like that,” Lewis said. “There’s talent all over this locker room, young and old, but the talent has to be ready on Sunday and to be fresh for Sunday and be efficient on Sunday."

“You can work as hard as you want. You can work all day seven days a week all the way up until Sunday in practice. At the same time, if you’re going to work like that, maybe on Sunday you’re not going to get what you want out of your players.”

First, F**K YOU B!TCH....Second, where the hell is this talent that you speak of...The best player on the team is Josh Cribbs...A special teams guy, who's trying to be a #2 receiver because the team doesn't have anyone else...Talent...Please...Worked too hard...You f**kers clearly don't work hard enough...

Lewis is retiriing at the end of the year...Why wait...Why don't you retire now, with a big, fat, load of the Beeze in your eye!

Next up...Carrie Prejean...Miss California 2009...This b!tch, may be attractive, but she's a total C*NT...yeah, I said it...She's been involved with some scandals...And she likes to walk around witha holier than thou attitude...Listen twat, you were a beauty queen...You recorded yourself masturbating for a boyfriend when you were 17...You act like it was a bad thing, and now you're little miss conservative beauty queen...You double clicking the mouse and filming it may have been the best thing you'll ever do in this life...

But that isn't the end of the story...Watch how this gash acted on Larry King....



First, I hate Larry King...But he did nothing wrong...Second, when she was getting ready to leave, Larry says, "Did you hear the question?" Dummy responds, "No, I can't hear you." What a dope! Third, you're on an interview show to pimp your book...The only reason you got a book deal and are getting interviewed, is because of the contravesies around you...Fourth, the book is called "Still Standing." I'm sure it's full of nothing but the incredible wisdom you've found in your 22 years of being nothing but a little, phony, Barbie Doll, whore...Drop and gobble b!tch...The book should be called, On My BAck Again!

Believe me gang...This little hachet wound is getting more then a Skull F**k frome the Beeze...

That's all for tonight..But it did get heated, and this is a celebration...So lets end this with a little class....



Later, The Beeze.