The Beeze's Hump Day Hits (Back to School Edition)

Well The kids started school today...Then Friday my son doesn't have school, he just has some testing they were suppose to do a month ago, but they screwed up, so all the kindergartners are losing a day for an 45 minutes of one on one time with their teacher...I don't know...Last night we had an open house where we met the teachers and blah, blah, blah...Then after everyone was asleep last night, I had some alone time to think about violating the assistant principle, who looks something like this...


GO GET HER LITTLE BEEZE!

Moving on...I've noticed a trend lately, on a number of blogs I've read...People when writing about writing, are referring to it as dribble...You are all dolts! The word is DRIVEL...You dribble a Basketball...The crap you write is DRIVEL! WTF, here comes some more drivel...

Did you hear the one about Red Sox Announcer Jerry Remy's Kid? THIS one screams of class!

Word is That the NHL is going to, or already has killed the New Jersey Devils second offer to Ilya Kovalchuk...The terms haven't been released, at least last time I checked, and nothing was actually signed...Maybe it's time for the Devils to give up...They don't have the cap space for the money this egomaniac wants...Most teams don't...He wants to be the highest paid player, and he doesn't deserve it...I expect they'll be seeing him in the KHL this season...F*ck him! I wouldn't want him on my team...So he was a superstar on some awful teams in Atlanta...Way to go! He didn't give the Devils the push in the Playoffs they needed...And he rarely plays solid defense...Him, his agent, and multiple GM's have overrated him, and I love that he's not getting the insane contract he wants...

Now it's time to get to the important stuff...This is the back to school edition, but if you're sitting there home schooling your kid, you may not want to scroll any further if they are sitting next to you...




So, on this fine Hump Day, which of these teachers are you most hot for...

A.



B.

C.

D.

As always, Read and Respond...

Later, The Beeze.

The Beeze's Hump Day Hits

Well I thought I'd knock out one last post before I go on my vacation...10 days off the grid sounds pretty good...Recharging the batteries, hanging with the family and friends...It'll be good...What will I do in those late night hours when I'm often posting blogs, or messing around on twitter...I'll be taking pen to paper, and working on my book...F*cking old school!

So what is there for me to go off on today? How about this...The Ohio Democratic Committee called me yesterday... "Hi Mr. Beeze, we're calling because we want your support in keeping Ohio BLUE!" Now when I registered at 18 years old, I registered as a Democrat...Then a few years back I registered Independent, because both parties are full of corrupt douchebags...For some reason Democratic Committees feel they actually get Independents...At times they've gotten my vote...But I don't thing Ms. Sunshine like what I had to say...Here's how it played out...

"Well if you want Ohio to stay BLUE, the boys and girls in BLUE better start doing something...As a matter of fact, don't the hold the majority of power now? I believe they do...And when did Republican become uber-conservative, and did Democrat become uber-liberal...Actually, when did Democrat and Liberal become the kid in the corner saying, 'please don't hurt me'?" The boys in BLUE have been showing a serious lack of balls!

Her response..."Umm, Mr. Beeze, I'm not sure how to answer all that..."

Me: "Well what can you answer? You're asking for my support...Why should i give it to you? What are you going to do for me? 'Cause honestly, I voted more BLUE then RED last time, and so far, my BLUE mayor, my BLUE governor, my BLUE congressmen and senators, and my BLUE President have let people down...Including me...They all have paid more attention to where LeBron James was going to play Basketball, then on creating jobs, fixing the economy, ending the continuous loss U.S. soldiers lives, and any real reform that was hyped...Don't tell me Health Care either, that bill was some weak shit."

Her: "Mr. Beeze, you don't need to swear."

Me: "Shit isn't swearing...Shit is shit!" How can she argue with that nonsensical logic!?!

Her: "Okay sir, have a good day."

When it in ends like that, I feel I've won, and she's gonna be pissed the rest of the day!

Moving along, in Hockey News, the New Jersey Devils offered Ilya Kovalchuk an insane 17 year contract...What the hell are they smoking, and why aren't they sharing!?! The guy is a one trick pony, who's won nothing...Maybe they got into Garth Snow's stash...But it looks like the NHL is going to step in and Reject_the_Deal...

In who really gives a shit news...Chicago Cubs Manager Lou Piniella has announced he's going to retire at the end of this season...Good Lou! You're an overrated windbag who hasn't won shit in ages...I have no idea why people, let alone you, hold yourself in such high regard...

For the big Hump Day Question, we're going back to my inner geek...On this fine Hump Day, Which of these Princess Leia hotties, would you most like to hump?

Option A. The Original



Option B.



Option C.


Read and Respond...

Later, The Beeze