Monday, July 29, 2013
Monday Moaning
Yeah, 4th of July was a few weeks ago, but you can never have too much Red, White, and Blue....
So, the past week has been crazy...Work was extra nuts with one boss on vacation, and another on his way out the door...A couple of us had to step up our game...This week, well there will be some questions, since the top dog has moved on...The company wasn't prepared for this, and no one knows what they're planning on doing....We'll see how it all pans out...
Last week our baseball team had 3 games scheduled....Only one got rained out...Last minute rain out on Monday...Wednesday we played, and we played great...The kids were playing great defense, and all of them were ripping the ball...Thursday, they looked bad for the first two innings...Their defense was lacking...Too much kicking around the dirt...They hit well, but we fell behind early, and couldn't catch up...I guess playing two games in a row was a shock to their system...We've got games Monday, Thursday, and Saturday this week...I hope we get them all in...
Friday night, I took my oldest daughter out...A little Daddy Daughter evening...we went and saw an old friend of mine perform in "Shrek the Musical"...It was fun, and the whole cast and crew did great...After that, we stopped at The Melting Pot for dessert...Can't go wrong dipping stuff in chocolate!
Saturday morning didn't start to well...And well, the whole day went to hell...I was making coffee and loading the dishwasher, when I noticed a sound that sounded like water leaking....It was, below the kitchen sink...I got out my tools...I saw where it looked like it was leaking...I started taking the trap off, and pipes started crumbling in my hands...I called my friend who is a plumber...He couldn't make it out, but I texted a pic, and he talked me through what I needed, and how to do it...So, after a couple trips to Lowes...Yeah, more then one trip to get all the right stuff...Shit just didn't want to line up right, because of how it was originally setup...So I put it all together...All new shit...Turn on the water....DRIP, DRIP DRIP,DRIP.....FUCK!
I spent a lot of time,and a lot of swearing on this damn thing...Screw it...I called my friend up, and asked when would he be free to take a look at this shit, and figure out my problem...He'll be here Monday morning...It will be money well spent!
I spent the rest of the afternoon with the kids, who I ordered to stay away from me earlier...And my poor wife, was suppose to meet up with some old friends that night, but was feeling shitty all day and stayed home...So I had to get them out of her hair...
Sunday, my oldest went to her friends...I took the boy and Molls to the park for a couple hours...
She's getting so big, it's scary...Growing up too quick these kids are...
After the park, we had to hit the grocery store...Had to stock up on paper plates!
As far as sports goes...NFL camps opened, and already there are players done for the season, like Jeremy Maklin, Dan Koppen, and Dennis Pitta...Hope your team has depth...
Donovan McNabb is set to retire as an Eagle...I'm sure those animals in Philly will live up to their rep, and boo the shit out of him!
Marlins hitting coach, Tino Martinez resigned after allegations of abuse have come out...Verbal and physical abuse...So far the reports say the verbal abuse was swearing...REALLY! and some one is shocked by that...Even worse, a so-called professional baseball player can't take a hitting coach swearing at him, possibly calling him names...That's weak if you ask me...The physical was Martinez grabbing Derek Dietrich(20) by his jersey...That's what Martinez says happened...Other accounts have him grabbing Dietrich's neck...Either way, he's 45...You're 20...Just knock his old tired ass out...Let him know he wouldn't have been shit had he not landed in a loaded Yankees lineup...Fuck Tino Martinez...Fuck these softies that can't handle a coach yelling and swearing...This ain't kids...These fuckers are getting paid a lot of money...And fuck the Marlins with their shitty uniforms and stupid ass stadium...Fuck'em all!
The last thing I want to share is a clip from a movie...I caught it late one night this week, and watched it again Sunday night...The movie is "Network"...There are many moments/scenes that freakishly predict what our society, and what TV and TV news will/have become...
Have a week...
The Beeze.
Sunday, April 4, 2010
Monday Moaning
What isn't shocking?
The NFL keeping itself in the news as Major League Baseball opens it's season with ESPN's favorite two teams to show...Yankees at the Red Sox...Boom! Yankees take a lead in the 2nd as they start knocking around Beckett! Wait...What's that? McNabb traded to Redskins!
I'm not saying it's a conspiracy...I'm just saying, the NFL always finds ways to stay on the front page...
But hey, the Red Sox just came from behind, and now they got Neil Diamond's old ass out there singing "Sweet Caroline."
And since I mentioned the Baseball game...Let me say this...I can't stand Joe Morgan...The guy has a wealth of Baseball knowledge...But he's an ass...He often likes to point out that he thinks there are no better players then him and his boys from the "Big Red Machine." I'm not saying they weren't great players...But dude needs to check the ego a bit...But what pissed me off Sunday night was him swinging on A-Roid's nuts again...He was just going on, on about the guys numbers, and what a great player he is...How quickly we forget the douche bag was on steroids! A-Roid, and Morgan can both suckle me!
Since I'm talking about douche-bags in the sports world...Here's a video of Comedian Jim Norton and Opie from O & A (Opie is holding the camera) on the Brother Wease Show in Rochester, talking about shitty athletes, and why people can get turned off by them...
Speaking of sports, and being turned on/off...The non-stop Tiger Woods at The Masters talk has started...I'm already over it...I hope some crazy waitress he threw it in charges him on the first tee, and bites his dick off....
Next, we have some sad news...Not just for Notre Dame fans like me...It's just sad...Incoming Freshman Matt James fell to his death while on vacation in Florida...He was 17 years old...James was one of Coach Brian Kelly's top recruits and was in the 'national top 100." James played his high school football at Cincinnati St. Xavier High School...The St. X, and Notre Dame communities heart broken over this loss...Not the loss of a football player, but the loss of a young life...
How do I follow that...Well hopefully this will give you the chuckle it gave me...I just recently found out that Jesus has a twitter account...And if you check out he last few days...He's a funny dude...http://twitter.com/jesus
I hope everyone had a Happy Easter...The Easter Bunny was ready to leave nothing but a lump of shit in the little Beeze's basket after a stunt he pulled Saturday...
My wife had ordered some chocolate covered pretzels from a co-worker...When I say some, I mean a shit-ton...I was in the kitchen Saturday evening, doing my duties...The wife came in for a few pretzels...Where are they?" she asks..."What?"..."The Pretzels" she says...I responded, "Ask the boy." She then realized she saw him carrying this large container of them...She asked where he put them...In his typical fashion he said, "I don't know." after some searching and more asking, which let to him saying, "I don't remember" I saw this little door slightly open...The door is to a crawl space that goes to the plumbing in the kitchen...He has been told countless time to not open, and especially don't go in there...So I look in...There are the pretzels...Dumped out in the crawl space...Cobwebs and dust and dirt and who knows what all over...What a dick!
We all know, I'm not a basketball fan...But I'm sure Monday night I'll find myself watching the National Championship game...Why? Well, I think it would just be great to see Butler beat Duke...Who's with me? F**k Duke, Go Butler!
Last thing...It looks like the Beeze will be winning the YouGab Fantasy Hockey League...After playing slightly above average...Then squeaking into the playoffs, the Killer Beeze got hot and rolled threw the playoffs...How about that for a happy ending to the weekend!?!
Have a great week...
Later, The Beeze.


