Showing posts with label Broken Penis. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Broken Penis. Show all posts

Tuesday, August 4, 2009

Ooouuuch!!!!!!!


Yes, I'm a perv...And yes, I often share too much...My wife thinks so at least...But that's just how I am...Sorry honey...For better or worse right!?!
-
So tonight, I saw my penis flash before my eyes...Not literally...Let me explain...We've all heard or read the stories about guys who have broken their penis right? Well if you haven't, it's happened...Hell I knew a guy it happened to...We started calling his wife "Iron Pelvis" after that...
-
Anyway...Tonight Mrs. Beeze and I were getting on, as we often do...When I say often, I mean more then most of our marred friends do...But not as much as I want to...Let's put it this way...I ask for it at least 10 times a day...That's a minimum of 70 times a week she has me pestering her for it...If she says yes 4 times in week...That's 4 nights I'm getting some...Which considering she works at least 60 hours a week, and has two kids wanting her non-stop attention when she gets home...Then she has me grabbing her ass, and tweaking her nipples, and saying "let's do it" constantly...That's pretty good...And I know it's better then a number of our friends...
-
So back to the sex...We're going at it strong...She's on top...I could tell she was close (to orgasm)...then she did this move...And my c*ck bent in a way that an erect c*ck shouldn't bend...I believe what I said next was..."OW, F**K! F**K! F**k!
-
Then there was a bit of worry...I checked...I checked again...It was okay...hurting a bit...But okay...She apologized a number of times...Then I said "fix it"...She was nervous...But I said, "get back on here"....
-
From there it became a hard angry ride...I guess I felt the need to prove I wasn't hurt...I was working hard...We both got where we were going...And afterward she had a good laugh about the loud angry noises I was making as I was cumming...Then she went to check to see if we woke the kids...Nope...Or they were just pretending, because they were scared...I checked myself again...I'm doing good...
-
After that we went downstairs and watched Rescue Me...Now she's sleeping and writing all of this for some reason that I can't really explain...I'm sure I'll have to tomorrow when she reads it at work...Then calls me and tells me I'm an asshole...In that loving way that only she can.
-
Later, the Beeze