How do you spell domination? SEAHAWKS! Seattle Seahawks!
All the hype...All the speculation...All the prognostication...And very few people favored the Seahawks...And no one expected to see them totally dominate Peyton Manning and the Denver Broncos...But they did...43-8
How do you show your dominance? Start by winning the coin toss, and giving Manning the ball first...Boom, snap over Manning's head, out of the end zone, Safety! Give us the ball! No problem moving the ball, field goal...Manning and company couldn't seem to get things on track...Another field goal...Manning INT...Seattle TD...Another Manning INT returned 69 yards for a TD from MVP, Malcom Smith...Shutout 22-0 going into the half....
The second half, Seattle picked up where they left off, with Percy Harvin taking the opening kick back 87 yards for a TD...Mix in a couple Denver fumbles...another TD...Then at the end of the third, the Broncos finally get a TD and 2 pointer...So Seattle drove down and fired in another TD...Then let the defense continue shutting the Broncos offense down...
Now it's easy to shit all over Manning...Him and his big stupid blockhead, in those damn Papa John's commercials...Couple of douchebags they are...But this wasn't just Manning throwing picks and going to choke city again...The whole Broncos team was out-played, and out-coached...I never like Carroll when he was at USC, but he's been able to take his winning ways to the NFL...This team bought into his plan...It didn't matter what Denver did...They were beat in every aspect of the game...
All my life I've been taught defense wins championships...Well, even in a NFL that has done whatever it can to make life easier for QB's and offenses, the Seahawks proved the old theory to still be true...
But it was fun watching Twitter...The commercials seemed to be a letdown for most people...I know I stopped watching them, so I could check Twitter and Facebook...
here's some tweets I enjoyed...
Dennis Manoloff
"Brad Johnson still has as many Super Bowl rings as Peyton Manning."
"It's a bad sign when the Pro Bowl is more competitive than the Super Bowl…"
"One Denver Broncos player can change a flat tire by himself. Unless it's a blowout, then the whole team shows up."
"#SuperBowl #blowout - Fox might want to consider telling Erin Andrews to take a shower to keep people tuned in"
After the Don Cheadle llama commercial with all kinds of other shit going on...
"I wish that llama had shit on the elevator"
"John Fox should tell Manning this game is meaningless."
"Is there enough pot in Denver to forget how fucking awful your team has played!?! #Seahawks"
After a shot of Michael Douglas stuffing a hot dog in his face...
"Hey Michael Douglas. Hot dogs are more unhealthy than pussy :("
And postgame...
"SideNote: #SuperBowl champ QB Wilson went in the 3rd round of draft in 2012. In that same draft, the #Browns chose Brandon Weeden in 1st."
But after all this Super Bowl talk, and Seattle love, I may have to quit the NFL after reading THIS article this Sunday morning...
That's it folks...Way to make me look good Seahawks...
Have a week...
The Beeze.
1 comment:
Peyton should retire
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