According to Caroline Krauss, De Niro's lawyer, "Mr. De Niro, if everything starts to turn around this year, he is going to be lucky if he makes $7.5 million this year.” You poor fucking rich fucker! Krauss continued, “These people, in spite of his robust earnings, have always spent more than he has earned, so this 76-year-old robust man couldn’t retire even if he wanted to because he can’t afford to keep up with his lifestyle expense.” All this is coming out because De Niro and wife Grace Hightower are going through a divorce...Hightower recently called for an emergency order to increase her American Express Credit Card limit from $50,000 to $100,000 per month...According to legal mumbo-jumbo, De Niro is only required to pay Hightower $1 million a year if he makes $15 million and up... De Niro and his lawyer are crying poor because his exclusive, high end New York restaurant Nobu, and his upscale lodge, the Greenwich Hotel had to close during the COVID pandemic...Nobu so far has lost nearly $5 million...He also had to borrow $500,000 from business partners to pay investors, because he had no cash... As for the case with his wife...A Manhattan Supreme Court judge issued a ruling that has De Niro keeping Hightower’s credit card limit at $50,000 a month...BUT, he must also pay her $75,000 so she can “find a summer home” for two of their kids...De Niro and his other children will have to struggle and live at his three house compound in upstate New York... Fuck Robert De Niro and any other Celebritard crying poor right now!
Here we are again...Hump Day! Let's get right to it...In Monday's post I briefly talked about my wife and daughter watching the Golden Globes...Well this Hump Day is all about Celebri-tards! So Ricky Gervais hosted the Awards, and as a comedian he ripped on these people and he did it well...And afterwards a bunch of these dochebags were unhappy about it...
That was just the opening, but I guess he kept ripping all night...Listen, all these people do is kiss each other's asses, and lick each other's balls, and they can't take a little humor...Fuck them!
In sports, one of the top celebri-tards, Brett Favre has more women coming out of the woodwork, talking about Favre sexually harassing them...Massage therapists upset because he wanted a handy...Doesn't every guy want a happy ending!?! Now I'm not one to defend Brett Favre, but seriously ladies, report when it happens, or you just look like a lying cunt!
Speaking of cunts...Been wanting to use that segue forever! Anyways, the worst type of celebri-tards are the completely talent fucks out there...Like these "Jersey Shore" fuck-stains...These assholes are famous for being the very worst part of the sterotypical twenty-something, Italian, douchebags...MTV, which stood for Music television, but has nothing to do with music now, puts these ginzo assholes up in a house, and films them partying, tanning, fighting, and that one asshole, "The Situation" coming as close to the line of rape as you can...These fuckers shouldn't be famous and on TV...They should be shot!
They aren't the only celebri-tards who have no talent...What about these Kardashian bitches...Why are they famous? Their father was a well know shyster...Their plastic mother got re-married to Bruce Jenner...He's a fucking plastic mess too...Some how, these rich bitches just got famous...Now, I'll give Kim most of the credit...She at least did a homemade porn and released it...At least she's talented at one thing...Being a cum-dumpster!...But damn it, she did something...The other two just road her cum-bucket coattails to celebri-tard land...
I don't get it...What the hell is this world coming to?
Let's get to the good part...But we're going to stick with the theme...Rosie Jones has dominated recently...
We're going to put her in the Hump Day Hall of Fame with Alana...So to stick with the celebri-tard theme...
On this Hump Day, which of those idiot Kardashians would you most like to Hump?
Last night I found myself watching a movie Jamie Kennedy made, called "Heckler"...I was thinking, holy crap, maybe he actually made something good...I had gotten the impression that it would have to do with comedians dealing with hecklers...Hecklers suck, and are assholes...Kennedy also likes to refer to himself as a comedian...HE'S NOT! Well at least not a good one...
Sadly, this movie didn't really get into that enough I thought...That part was actually really good...This movie was more about Jamie Kennedy being a little crybaby bitch because critics shit all over his movies...The main movie he kept bringing up was, "Son of the Mask"...Dude, guess what...The critics were right...The movie sucked!
Kennedy would sit down some critics and read them what they wrote about him, and his shit movie...Then ask stupid shit like, "Why do you hate me?" or "Why do you have to be so mean?" Grow up Nancy!
First, Jamie Kennedy...Most of the movies I've seen you in suck..."Scream" was good...You're not a good comedian...You're not a good rapper...You're not a good actor...You are a crybaby talentless c*nt!
Now some of you may think I'm being harsh...Well, the movie got better...Throughout Kennedy had numerous actors, writers, directors, comedians, and athletes interviewed...Apparently all these celebritards feelings get hurt when a critic, or even a fan knocks their work...They made it clear that we shouldn't have an opinion...This is the part that got me really pissed...Kennedy asks, "Does everyone have a f**king opinion?" Yes you dumb c*nt! That's one of those special things that makes us human beings...The ability to form an opinion...And if we are spending our money and time on the product you produce...Yes, we get to have an opinion you F*cking C*nt!
This is where these over sensitive ass hats started taking shots at the Internet, and bloggers...Mind you most of them have their own web sites, with blogs, and twitter accounts, and whatever else...But they're allowed to...They're famous...But not us little people...Know what I say to that...Go f**k yourselves, you bunch of c*nts!
These celebritards feel that nobody should have an opinion except them...Okay, if you write or say something good about them, it's okay...But nothing bad, or mean...Then you should lose your right to have an opinion...Listen f**k stains...You decided to do what you do for a living...If you can't take all that comes with being famous...Please do us a favor and give yourself a Kurt Cobain hair cut!
Thank God for the Internet...Now I can get a movie review from more then just that stupid guy with the big moustache...I can get many! I can go on YouTube and watch some of your stand-up and decide whether or not to drop $30 dollars to see your sorry ass at the Improv...Are there sites out there that specialize in hate? Hell yes! Sex sells, and hate sells...But what really makes the Internet and blogging great...We all can have a voice...Not just douche bags like Kennedy, but all of us...
I'm living Ronald Reagan's American Dream...A wife, two kids, a mortgage, two car payments, and a shitty job that doesn't pay enough...Just a regular blue collar guy...But thanks to the Internet, my thoughts, and opinions, and whatever other nonsense is in my head can be shared with the world...And it doesn't matter what Jamie Kennedy and his merry band of crybabies think...It doesn't matter if one person reads this, or one million...But all who read it will know I think Jamie Kennedy is a crybaby talentless C*nt...And that's good enough for me! Later, The Beeze.
