Monday Moaning 12/17/18

After quite a long time away, I felt like it was time to bring back the good ole, Monday Moaning....While I was away from the game, there has been no shortage of shit for me to rant and rave about...This weekend I snapped off this little rant on Facebook....

 I have now seen multiple articles along with tweets about people being offended and bitching about a movie from 1999...

1. Grow the fuck up! It’s a movie, in the comedy genre, that made it clear it was geared towards guys...Gen X’s “Porky’s” if you will.

2. Who the fuck cares if the jokes don’t hold up 20 years later...not the first time, won’t be the last.

3. People repeatedly calling it sexist and misogynistic...fuck you! You clearly didn’t watch the whole thing...some characters were, some weren’t....oh, and we just skipped that part of the female (redheaded) being the dominant one and the aggressor.

4. There was a tweet about the movie crying sexism, saying (paraphrasing) ‘if you have testosterone it’s okay to have sex with any girl?’

WTF!?! Things I’ve learned in my 40 plus years in this earth, females get just as horned up as males, they can get laid easier (anytime) compared to males, and there are plenty of females who will bang any random guy. Your cry of sexism is bullshit.

5. Oh yeah, it’s a fucking movie! A twenty year old comedy movie people are getting offended by! “Mommy Dearest” was on last night...it’s a movie and a true story...you want to be offended, be offended at that Joan Crawford cunt!

For the love of god people, can we stop searching for bullshit to be offended by....there is some real, serious, awful shit going on in this country, in this world you should be upset about, that has real life consequences...if you’re getting upset over a 20 year old movie, you’re part of the problem!

Next up, this bullshit going around that Santa Claus should be a female, or even gender neutral....Seriously? I get it, we're in the #MeToo era so everyone has to hate men...You know what?   #FuckYou!!! This shit is getting real old, real fast...Now before your panties get in a twist, I'm all for you women...I'm against sexual assault...I'm for equal pay...I'm all for equal rights...And yes, I fully support the gay and lesbian rights...I fully support civil right for all...I support human rights....But jumping Jesus on a Pogo stick, you're hurting your case when you start bitching that a mythical character should no longer be male...I and I'm not alone, can not take you seriously...

If you think Santa, mother fucking make believe Claus being a male is where you need to dig your heels in and fight, you're a fucking asshole and you are now part of the problem.

Some may think this attack on Santa (remember he's not real) is part of "The War on Christmas".....Again, I say grow the fuck up! There is no "War on Christmas"...Like the jolly ole fat man himself, it's a myth...

Just a media distraction so the majority of dolts out there don't pay attention to the impending recession that will hit in the next two years...Or the fact that there are still children who were taken from their parents that haven't been returned to their families...Or the fact that everyone with ties to our President is being investigated and/or taking plea deals...Or the wars and the genocide going on.

I have always said Merry Christmas to people, and never once has anyone snapped and been pissed about it...And if it did bother them, I don't care...I was friendly, I didn't say Ho-Ho-Ho, go fuck yourself...So it could always be worse...

In closing, GROW THE FUCK UP!


Have a week.

Monday Moaning

Well, we may as well address the elephant in the room...What happened in France makes so much of our everyday life seem so very pointless...I really don't want to go into a big political tirade, but it seems hard not to...Many people (U.S. citizens and from many other countries as well) are calling for the U.S. to jump in and kick ass...That's always been a macho mentality much of this country has...And I have often felt that same feeling...But I would like the non-U.S. citizens to take a look at themselves...Especially those in the Middle East...Especially those "moderate" and "liberal" Muslims we often hear about when Extremists pull shit like this....We always hear, "not all Muslims are terrorists"..."Not all people of Islamic faith believe in killing innocent people"...I'm asking...Fuck that....I'm telling...You really want us to believe that horse shit, step the fuck up and fix your religion's problems...Fix your region's problems...Otherwise, you're all just full of shit, and silently believe in what these fucks are doing...Or you're a fucking coward...Either way I have no use for you...

Now some cunt, on some United States college campus is going to call me Islamophobic...Yeah, so!  I have been given no fucking reason on this Earth not to be...And I'm a pretty liberal fucking guy...Call me what you want, but I'm fucking right, and you're fucking wrong, you PC-College twats...

Yeah, I'm rolling right into that topic...Last week, the news was full of cry-baby college students who felt the President of a University's 1st priority should be cracking the whip on any random fuck-stick yelling random, not nice shit at people on campus....Grow the fuck up!  This is what happens when youth sports don't keep score and "everyone is a winner"....They all come out a bunch of pussies...After Missouri got their President to resign, other schools had students protesting their president for trumped up charges that weren't backed up by shit...

Listen you fuck-tards in Ithaca, and everywhere else, you visited the school...You made the choice to go there...You or more likely, daddy & mommy pay for you to go there, because that's what you wanted...Now all the sudden it's a horrible mean place, and you deserve to go there for free and never be offended....FUCK YOU and DIE!  Again I say, grow the fuck up!

Do you know what my college experience was like?  I worked a full-time job, and a part-time job, and managed to graduate in 5 years...I paid every cent on my own...My dad bought my books for one semester...That's it...Every other cent I paid...I owe no one shit...If college is so fucking mean, and hard, quit...Go get out in the work force and see what a fucking joy that is...Fucking cry-baby cunts!

And McDonalds workers....You fuckers want $15 per hour minimum wage...That should be the minimum wage for real restaurant workers...People who actually cook...People who actually learn about food....People who learn about wine and liquor and how give you a great dinning experience...You want $15 per hour to drop fries and push a button on a microwave...Eat my ass!  Try not fucking up my kids' order just one mother fucking time, and maybe we'll consider $11...Unfucking real how entitled people have become in this country...

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Wow....That all just kind of fell out...

Hey, who wants to talk about sports?

That over-hyped, mouthy Ronda Rousey chick got knocked the fuck out Saturday night...I watched it via the Periscope app...Thank you to the dolts that waste their money ordering pay-per-view, and are so kind to pull out there phone and stream it for the rest of us...

Rousey looked like crap...Right out the gate she seemed totally off...Honestly, she looked slightly retarded....She didn't fight her normal fight, and that big blonde chick had her number...What a great boot to the jaw!

Listen, I don't even pay attention to the UFC...I assume it's like boxing, and at least half the shit is fixed...I assume this was fixed, just to setup a bigger payday for the rematch, followed by maybe a third...And the UFC often has a bit of stink on it that reminds me of the WWE...So much seems so scripted...But seeing Ronda getting dropped was nice, just because her yap, and the hype machine behind her...Nighty night Ronda...

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Other wise, I didn't pay much attention to sports...Just didn't really give a damn...Saturday the boy and i had some quality time, as we went to the ARt Museum, and then lunch...Saturday night the wife and I saw Jim Norton at the comedy club...He crushed it...And he shredded an older bitch that was sitting right up front, who was being loud as fuck...Talking loudly about her burger while he was doing his set...then about water she spilled...So, Jim Norton took about 10 minutes of his set to discuss what an annoying shithead she was...The place was roaring!