Monday Moaning 11/25/19

Well, I'm back...Two weeks in a row...I may actually be getting back in the swing of this...This week, I'm going to be talking about the ladies...I'll be generalizing a bit her but tough shit...You're going to have to deal with it....Or leave...What the fuck do I care!

So for a few years now there was the big #MeToo movement and its great...I'm all for Feminism...I'm all for women not being sexually abused and/or assaulted...I'm all for equal rights and equal pay and all that good shit...I have two daughters and I want them to stand up for themselves...I want their voices heard...I want that for everyone....

Except, you ladies (speaking generally) start losing me when I scroll around on Tik Tok...All you fight for and yell about is washed away when you're there lip syncing "I can take your mans if I want to!" WOW!  There could be nothing less feminist then a woman telling another woman she could steal her man if she wanted to...You're not a sister...You're an awful cunt!

But it doesn't end there on Tik Tok....Scroll through Tik Tok and you'll be slammed repeatedly with girls, ladies, women, dancing in sexually provocative ways and lip syncing to rap songs that the lyrics completely objectify and sexualize women...

Now here's the part where some of you "liberated" women tells me that they aren't ashamed of their bodies and by lip syncing these lyrics, they're taking the power back.......

No! Dancing like a stripper and lipping the  words "Bust that pussy open, then I tell her bring it back" is not empowering you.....Girls, you just got played...You are doing what the boys want you to....You're acting sexy, wiggling your ass, sexy poses, and acting like you're talking dirty...Just what the fellas want...They're watching, rubbing their junk and saying to themselves, 'yeah, I'd fuck that...I'd fuck her hard...I'd fuck her until she's dead and then one more time just to be sure.'

Ladies, you did their dirty work for them...You objectified and sexualized yourself.....You took that big fat #MeToo and shoved it up your own ass and some guy jacked off while watching you do it to yourself....You take 2 steps forward, and then you go on Tik Tok and take your gender back 2 miles back...

You want to be respected ladies...Be better...Stop whoring yourselves out to whole fucking internet...Make people earn and deserve your ass shaking.


Have a week.

Monday Moaning 12/17/18

After quite a long time away, I felt like it was time to bring back the good ole, Monday Moaning....While I was away from the game, there has been no shortage of shit for me to rant and rave about...This weekend I snapped off this little rant on Facebook....

 I have now seen multiple articles along with tweets about people being offended and bitching about a movie from 1999...

1. Grow the fuck up! It’s a movie, in the comedy genre, that made it clear it was geared towards guys...Gen X’s “Porky’s” if you will.

2. Who the fuck cares if the jokes don’t hold up 20 years later...not the first time, won’t be the last.

3. People repeatedly calling it sexist and misogynistic...fuck you! You clearly didn’t watch the whole thing...some characters were, some weren’t....oh, and we just skipped that part of the female (redheaded) being the dominant one and the aggressor.

4. There was a tweet about the movie crying sexism, saying (paraphrasing) ‘if you have testosterone it’s okay to have sex with any girl?’

WTF!?! Things I’ve learned in my 40 plus years in this earth, females get just as horned up as males, they can get laid easier (anytime) compared to males, and there are plenty of females who will bang any random guy. Your cry of sexism is bullshit.

5. Oh yeah, it’s a fucking movie! A twenty year old comedy movie people are getting offended by! “Mommy Dearest” was on last night...it’s a movie and a true story...you want to be offended, be offended at that Joan Crawford cunt!

For the love of god people, can we stop searching for bullshit to be offended by....there is some real, serious, awful shit going on in this country, in this world you should be upset about, that has real life consequences...if you’re getting upset over a 20 year old movie, you’re part of the problem!

Next up, this bullshit going around that Santa Claus should be a female, or even gender neutral....Seriously? I get it, we're in the #MeToo era so everyone has to hate men...You know what?   #FuckYou!!! This shit is getting real old, real fast...Now before your panties get in a twist, I'm all for you women...I'm against sexual assault...I'm for equal pay...I'm all for equal rights...And yes, I fully support the gay and lesbian rights...I fully support civil right for all...I support human rights....But jumping Jesus on a Pogo stick, you're hurting your case when you start bitching that a mythical character should no longer be male...I and I'm not alone, can not take you seriously...

If you think Santa, mother fucking make believe Claus being a male is where you need to dig your heels in and fight, you're a fucking asshole and you are now part of the problem.

Some may think this attack on Santa (remember he's not real) is part of "The War on Christmas".....Again, I say grow the fuck up! There is no "War on Christmas"...Like the jolly ole fat man himself, it's a myth...

Just a media distraction so the majority of dolts out there don't pay attention to the impending recession that will hit in the next two years...Or the fact that there are still children who were taken from their parents that haven't been returned to their families...Or the fact that everyone with ties to our President is being investigated and/or taking plea deals...Or the wars and the genocide going on.

I have always said Merry Christmas to people, and never once has anyone snapped and been pissed about it...And if it did bother them, I don't care...I was friendly, I didn't say Ho-Ho-Ho, go fuck yourself...So it could always be worse...

In closing, GROW THE FUCK UP!


Have a week.