Monday Moaning

Happy Easter! Hope everyone had a great weekend...I did! but fuck that for now, lets get right into the bullshit that had me fired up late Saturday night....

After losing for the first time this season, three players from Kentucky left the court and didn't shake hands with the Wisconsin players...Fucking classless, but honestly, its not the first time this has happened after a major basketball game...Proving to me once again what a bunch of classless pussies basketball players are!  Then in the post game press conference, one of those three players, Andrea Harrison continued to show his lack of class...His teammate Karl-Anthony Towns was being asked about Wisconsin's Frank Kaminsky, and Harrison muttered into his hand, and a hot mic, "Fuck that nigga!"

Total lack of class...This reaffirms some of the shit people talk about Calipari and his program...But screw that...the guy is a great recruiter, and good coach who cares only about winning and not turning his players into men...And surely not true "Student Athletes"...But what it really shows from Harrison is a complete lack of respect for his opponents and his team...Great spot to put the rest of those guys in at the press conference dick-bag!  Yeah, big fucking deal, Harrison said on Twitter that he apologized to Kaminsky...No shit!  That what everyone does when social media blows up on you because you were a fucking asshole!

Now the next part of this that is pissing me off...The media...If Kaminsky (a white kid) said this about Harrison, ESPN along with so many other outlets would have this on a constant loop, and Stephen A. Smith would be going bat-shit crazy! he and Al Sharpton would be screaming for everyone to burn the whole State of Wisconsin to the fucking ground...But instead Smith was on ESPN saying Harrison "made a mistake and will learn from this."  He continued to explain how "times have changed," and "young black men use that term differently then an old white man would." 

WOW!...Holy fucking shit...

Look at this a different way...Let's take the word "Nigga" out of the equation...If Harrison said the same thing but just replaced "Nigga" with asshole, or shithead, dick, or douchebag, whatever, Harrison should still be viewed, and ripped for what he really is...A classless loser...A fucking asshole! And he should be ripped by Stephen A. Smith as well as me...But flip it...Put Kaminsky there, and he said 'Fuck that asshole!"  Smith and Sharpton would still be screaming that it's a racial thing and would want us to burn Wisconsin...

Remember just a few weeks back when Starbucks wanted their employees to try to engage customers into discussing race...#RaceTogether...You know, because everyone keeps saying we need to have an open and honest discussion about race in this country, but then two days later Starbucks shut it down...Why, because people are terrified to have an honest discussion about race...They're afraid of losing their job, upsetting friends or family members, or getting their teeth knocked out, or getting shot...There are people of all races that don't want to hear honest thoughts on the topic...their race and others races...

Yes, we all have flaws...Not just White people, or Black people, or Hispanic people, Christian, or Muslim, or Jewish...All Human Beings have flaws...Lets try to except and understand that first...When we get there please feel free to join me in an open and honest discussion on race...I'm not scared...After we hammer that out we can move on to religion...All except Scientology...Those fucking nut-jobs aren't invited!


-Ok...Lets go to something a bit lighter...This weekend in a shootout during an AHL game, Joey Crabb showed just how much he sucks, as the opposing goalie didn't hear the whistle, and wasn't ready for the shooter, and still made the save...Since Crabb sucks and shot it right at his pad...





-If you're on Twitter don't forget to follow the Gab @yougabsports...This is a tweet I posted Sunday when I had our account start following those dolts at Sporting News...

We started following @sportingnews 2day just to laugh at what they have become! We're in business because you tanked!
— YouGabSports (@yougabsports) April 5, 2015

-Sunday was Easter...I had a great time with the family...Easter is my true sign of Spring...Baseball season is starting, and I have spent the last couple weeks getting prepared to defend my TWO fantasy baseball titles...The best time of year is upon us...The NHL playoffs are around the corner, and Baseball season is starting....

Maybe this will help get you in the good mood I'm in....

 

 

Have a week!

 

 

Monday Moaning

Here we go again...Some how the stomach flu has attacked my house again...The Little Beeze started puking Friday night...Sunday afternoon the baby and our oldest daughter started...Then Sunday night the Mrs....Me, so far only blew a little mud...But I'm fearing the worst...How did this happen again...I blame the kids and their school...Their school that they will be leaving after this year...We have decided to put them in our neighborhood Catholic school...The public schools have been heading down hill the last few years...And our oldest, isn't being challenged at all...She's in 4th grade and reading at a 6th grade level...She's ahead in everything...And the public school as I said, blows!

At first I thought the Little Beeze was sick from all the junk food he had Thursday night at the Lake Erie Monsters game...Yep, the boy and I took in some AHL hockey Thursday night...We got seats right on the glass...


He loved it...He loved repeating all the trash talk the die hard fans were shouting all night...Great section! Great view of the action!


And the Monsters as they have all season, drew well again...At the first intermission, we saw that even Waldo was there...


The boy had Ice cream, and then cotton candy, and water...I had a hot pretzel and a Mountain Dew...That crap along with parking ran us $35...So even minor league sports charge way too much for that stuff, but $35 each for seats on the glass, is great...Little Beeze pounding on the glass and repeating the trash talk he heard, was priceless...

But there was something there that pissed me off...Cleveland's two biggest culinary swingin' dicks both have places at "The Q"...Chef Michael Symon has one of his overrated, overpriced, arrogant, douchebag "B-Spot" burger places there...And Chef Rocco Whalen, from "Fat Chef" crying like a bitch, "I'm fat because mommy kept feeding me to protect me."...And "I'm a stress eater."...Fuck you! Rocco has a Nacho & Taco place there...

Both these egotistical, fucktards didn't have their places open...What, do these cunts only open for the Cavs...Ummm, fuck the Cavs...Pay attention to the numbers...By the end of the year, The Monsters will have out-drawn the Cavaliers...The Monsters are averaging 14,000 a game...Hey dummies, the Quaker Steak & Lube was selling shit tons of wings...I bet if Rocco's Nachos & Tacos was open, he would have made a good buck...Shit I would have hit up some of that shit...But that's what happens when you're an arrogant douche who thinks you're the only fucker in Cleveland who can cook...Both of you cunts can suck a dick!

By the way, the Monsters won 4-3...Not a bad club, considering the injuries, flu, and call ups to Colorado...

Now to what the hot and heavy sports talk in Cleveland is...


Holy shit that looks good!

As my regular readers know, I predicted Griffin to win the Heisman back in July...I've been paying attention to the kid for a few years, and I really like him...I like the fact that he was recruited by Stanford, but decided to go to Baylor for two reasons...He didn't want to wrapped up in a QB battle with Andrew Luck, that could affect the team badly...And he wanted to go to Baylor, to turn it around...To make the program relevant...Well he did that...Now could he do the same for the Cleveland Browns?

I would love to see it...But the Browns aren't talking...And knowing the little that we know, this group in the front office does not like to part with draft picks...And rumor has it, that to get Griffin, they have to move up to the 2 slot...To do that, the talk is giving up both their 1st round picks this year, and next years...Why so much to move up 2 spots? Because the Redskins have a nut-job owner who will sell the farm for a star QB...

Now the Browns have a lot of holes to fill...They need WR's...Yes, more then one...They need a right tackle...Another corner...A safety...And outside linebacker...A running back...Another OL and DL to add depth...A QB wouldn't be bad either...Now some of that shit can and should be done through free agency...

Now, I'm a believer that there is no point in getting your franchise QB if you aren't going to give him the weapons and protection he needs...So no matter who that is, the Browns really need to get those pieces...But Griffin seems to be one of those rare talents that you may never get another chance at...For the critics, did you see, he's not under 6 foot...He measured in at 6 foot 2 inches plus...Oh, and then he ran the 40 in 4.41...But don't be confused...RG3 has always been a throw first, run only when needed guy...So don't stick him with the labels that are always put on black QB's...Kid can make all the throws...

So, I'm all in with doing what has to be done to get RG3 in Cleveland...Shit Brownies, just think of all the #10 jerseys you'll sell! Browns fans will finally have a QB that they are really excited about...Who was the last? Bernie Kosar! And he couldn't run at all!

Monday is the Trade Deadline in the NHL....Everyone is waiting to see if Columbus moves star, captain, franchise leader, and heart & soul, Rick Nash...I hope not, unless it;s to the New York Rangers!

I'll be watching all the deadline deals, while I sit on the shitter...

Have a week...

Later, The Beeze.

Monday Moaning

That's another week down, and another week closer to St. Patrick's day...Some of you may not care about that...Piss off! I'm partying...And most of you non-Irish knuckle heads that dump on it, are the first to call off of work and get you Irish on for a day...So GO SCREW!!!
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Moving on to sports...My weekend started with a fun little family outing Friday night to the Lake Erie Monsters hockey game...(dollar dog night)...They are the minor league affiliate for the Colorado Avalanche...They beat the Rochester Americans 4-3 in a good physical game...Monsters goalie Jason Bacashua is without a doubt the star of the team...

Another big hit was the mascot...Now The team nickname is the Monsters...So why the f*ck is there a big eagle walking around as the mascot...He was taunted all night by my kids who kept calling him..."Chicken" The dummy responded to...My son said "hey chicken!" and he came over and gave both my monsters five...Dolt!

Now there are two topics in sports I hate...There's more, but two in particular...T.O. and A-Rod...Two first class douches...But I'm gonna give them a minute of my time this week....First T. douche O. I can't believe the Buffalo Bills signed this guy...I hope they apologized in advance to Trent Edwards...Poor bastard is in for a rough year!-

Next...A-Douche...I really hope he recovers from that bad case of whatever the hell that cum dumpster Madonna gave him...I want to see him back on the field getting booed, and shitting the bed in key situations...

Lets talk some NHL...This past we we had the BIG trade deadline...Who were winners...
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The Bruins adding Mark Recchi...He'll be a nice fit on either of the top two lines...Hell he's the winner...He went from a shit team to the Bruins...

I hate to say this...But the Penguins did well...Adding Bill Guerin fills a hole that has been there since they lost Ryan Malone...But even better was trading Ryan Whitney, and getting Chris Kunitz...Kunitz has had an immediate impact...

The Maple Leafs are trying to do their best at rebuilding...F*ck Burke!

The Columbus Blue Jackets finally weren't a seller....They Traded former #1 goalie Pascal LeClaire to Ottawa for forward Antoine Vermette...Vermette could possibly be that center that Rick Nash has been missing...The trade also showed the teams confidence in rookie goalie Steve Mason, who has been amazing this season....

Calgary made a big splash getting center Olli Jokinen, and defenseman Jordan Leopold....Jokinen, who it seems some team always wants to get rid of him will center the top line...Every year there is talk of this guy moving and helping a team win...Every year it doesn't workout...We shall see...

Jokinen who had been with the Coyotes, wasn't the only salary that was dumped in Phoenix...They also traded defenseman Derek Morris to the Rangers...For Petr Pruca, Nigel Dawes, and Dmitri Kalinin...Kalinin was another pussy Rangers defensemen...Morris is a little better...Hopefully he has more balls than Wade Redden, who the Blueshirts couldn't have traded for a bag of pucks...The Rangers also added Nik Antropov from Toronto...Great another underachiever...

(Morris and Antropov)

The Coyotes come out a winner in my book....Dumping loads of salary and picking up plenty of young talent and draft picks...

Just a couple loser...The Panthers will regret not trading Jay Bouwmeester...They aren't gonna do anything if they make the playoffs, and he'll be gone after the season...Minnesota should have moved Marian Gaborik...He's an amazing player...When his weak ass isn't hurt...They should have gotten something for him...Anything...(just my big mouth opinion here)

Back to the Rangers...Sean Avery is back with the Rangers, and I'm happy about it...The guy is an asshole, but....He's got great speed, good skills, and he pisses people off...Not on my team: He's a douche, and I hate him...On my team: He's a douche, and I love him...

The World Baseball Classic has started...I couldn't care less...I think this thing is stupid...It's the wrong time of the year to do it, and if the genius that I am was a manager...(wait for laughs)...I wouldn't let my players participate in it...

The Notre Dame Hockey news will be brief this week...The CCHA playoffs started this weekend...The Irish had a first round bye....Next weekend The Irish will take on the Nebraska-Omaha Mavericks in a best of three series in South Bend...

So far The Notre Dame Baseball team is 5-4 in the early season tournaments...

That's it for now...Have a great week...

Later, The Beeze.