Sunday, May 16, 2010

Monday Moaning

There are certain things that fathers pass down, from generation, to generation...One of those things that my old man passed down to us was, Duct Tape can fix almost anything!


And well, after this past week, I've realized that there are a lot of people out there, whom it would serve well, if they spent some time Duct Taped to a chair!

You see, I've had bit of a battle this past week with some people at Sporting News...That's where I first started blogging...I still post there once a week...This past Wednesday I wrote a blog blasting LeBron James, the Cleveland Indians, and the City of Cleveland...My displeasure with the city I live in is well documented...I re-posted it at SN...This post rubbed people the wrong way...One person who lives in Washington state, but calls herself a Clevelander was very unhappy about it...She responded and called me an "Underachieving Jerk"...Not really that harsh, but I reacted, as I often do, by over-reacting, and going for the throat...

This lead to many people blasting me, and ignoring the point of my blog, and that she provoked me...So I posted another blog, trying to get people to understand where my opinion was coming from, and backing it up with facts...It didn't matter...They kept coming after me, and some taking shots at You Gab Sports, even though I was the only Gab member involved in this...

So this lady posted a blog about the incident, and apologized, while still getting in some jabs...More people commented and blasted me...I responded, and apologized for what I called her, but nothing else...We both seemed to be done with it...But since then 3 blogs have been posted by 2 people, about it...And well, about how I'm the asshole...

I had planned on walking in here with my gasoline shoes on,and dropping matches all over the place...I was ready to light everyone up, and continue burning bridges...

But then, this afternoon I realized, it's not worth it...1. that's what they want...They want me to go off, so they can keep poking at me, and say what asshole I am...2. There's no winning...I'll never change their minds, and they sure as hell aren't gonna change mine...So f*ck it!

You know what, I will win...Because they're still gonna come and read my blogs...They can't wait for the next one

Say hi to Lindsay Marie...

(yes it's random, but some people will get it)

Moving on...I had another losing day at the track as Lookin at Lucky won, and my horse Jackson Bend came in third...I also had money on Dublin, who shit the bed right out of the gate...Sorry Little Beeze, you may have to get a job soon! Especially after signing the kids up for swimming lessons today...Last year our local rec center, funded by our tax dollars, charged $23 dollars a kid, for lessons...This year $40...this really pisses me off because they cut the rec center hours 6 months ago to save on the costs...This is what happens when your Mayor is drunk and sexually harassing people all the time!

Then we signed the little Beeze up for T-Ball...that was $35...Then the lady started pushing me to coach...Apparently they haven't had many volunteers...So I agreed...I don't know how good our team will be, but we'll have the best swearing bunch of 5 and 6 year olds around!

But at least I won't be teaching them to shake their asses like a bunch of cum dumpster strippers...In case you haven't seen this shit, I'll let you check it out, then I'll break it down like John Madden, without blowing Brett Favre...



I'll start by saying this...For 7 year olds, they dance well, and you can even see a bit of gymnastics in play here...But they're dressed like strippers! They're 7 years old, and dressed like strippers! I know how strippers dress! Then there is the song selection...Beyonce's "Single Ladies"...The basic idea of the song, at least what I get out of it before I turn it off, is it's suppose to be an empowering song for women...But every time you see women or girls dancing to it...They're dancing like strippers...Dirty cum bucket strippers...And this f**king crowd is loving it...'Look honey, Our little girl is gonna be rockin' the pole one day!' And I'm the asshole!?!

In hockey news, Friday night the Boston Bruins finished off an epic fail...After taking a 3-0 series lead over the Flyers...the boys from Philly came back to win 4 in a row...As much as it hurts, I have to give the Flyers some credit...They continued their winning ways, blowing out Montreal 6-0 in the first round of the conference finals...

In the West, Chicago took a 1-0 series lead after beating San Jose 2-1...This series is packed full of talent...San Jose has collapsed repeatedly in the playoffs, but seem to have it together this year...Chicago is young, and I don't have a lot of faith in their goatending...I see this one going seven games, and being a real knock-down, drag-out fight...

On the home front, we're still looking at names...I think we've settled on a girls name...Molly Kathleen...For a boy, Finn is the front runner, but we needs solid middle name for that...Yeah, I'm Irish if you couldn't tell!

This pregnancy has been a tougher on the wife...the first two she never got sick...This time she's puking a bit, and feeling run down...Although the 20 hours of OT she worked last week doesn't help that...All of this isn't helping me need for sex either...I'm spending even more time at
xHamster ****(before you click that, it's a porn site)****

This next video I had to share...Countdown with Keith Olbermann pulled this from The Daily Show...Olbermann seems to have lost his marbles, but this may have been the most sanity his show has aired in awhile...It's Lewis Black, losing his shit over how f**king insane and obsessed with Nazis Glenn Beck is...Olbermann and Beck should get together and choke each other out!


Christ, one day Black is gonna have a heart attack on stage!

Now, on a sad note, Sunday singer Ronnie James Dio died after battling Cancer...He was 67 years old, and had one of the most incredible Rock & Roll voices ever...Rest in Peace.




Later, The Beeze.

8 comments:

"McSpazz" said...

Pay no attention to the masses Beeze, they are just jealous. People need to relax a bit.

As far as the Hawks go I think Niemi is coming into his own and showed a huge amount of confidence and cajones in yesterday's win. The series should be a good watch, but I expect my Hawks speed to be a little too much in the end for the Sharks size and lack of depth.


I'm a fan of both name choices. I hope the wife feels much better for your sake unless your going to need an extra lotion fund to keep you going for awhile.

Have a great week and don't sweat the nimrods.

aking said...

I fucking love Lewis Black. They took down the 7 year old strippers and once again thanks for bringing some laughter to my day. Hope the Mrs. feels better soon. Try peppermint. it worked for me.

The Beeze (aka: Tim McNeeley) said...

Thanks McSpazz!

Niemi is looking strong, I just hope he can keep it up!

The Beeze (aka: Tim McNeeley) said...

Sorry they pulled the video!

Lewis Black rules!

EK said...

Dio was the first concert I ever went to. A legend, great with Rainbow, Sabbath, solo and back again.

Unknown said...

So your an asshole, what's wrong with that? People are so damn sensitive. "Oh he doesn't agree with me!" Isn't that a good thing? Why do people want everyone to agree all the effin time? How boring would this stupid world be if we just sat around and agreed. We'd never learn anything.

I have to admit, I didn't read your post on Cleveland. I saw something about basketball and just moved on. I am not a fan. But hey! Way to get comments! lol

Have you ever seen that Toddles and Tiaras? That show makes my stomach turn.

Great post!

Unknown said...

Oh and Arron is a nice strong boys name :)

The Beeze (aka: Tim McNeeley) said...

I haven't seen that one...But there is plenty of mind numbing crap out there...

Aryn is a good strong girls name too!