Saturday, March 28, 2009
Using only song names from ONE ARTIST...Cleverly answer these questions....Pass it on to as many people as you'd like and include me please!
Pick Your Artist: VAN HALEN...Just Sammy Hagar Tunes (just to make it interesting)
Are you male or female: MAN ON A MISSION
Describe yourself: A.F.U (NATURALLY WIRED)
How do you feel about yourself: SORCE OF INFECTION
Describe where you currently live: PLEASURE DOME
If you could go anywhere, where would you go: CABO WABO...(Top of the World was just too easy)
Your best friend is: STRUNG OUT
Your favorite color is: BLACK AND BLUE
You know that: THE DREAM IS OVER
What's the weather like: GOOD ENOUGH
If your life was a TV show, what would it be called : SPANKED
What is life to you: IN 'N' OUT
What is the best advice you have to give: DON'T TELL ME (WHAT LOVE CAN DO)
If you could change your name, what would it be: BALUCHITHERIUM
Your favorite food is: POUNDCAKE
How do you encourage a loved one: FINISH WHAT YOU STARTED
Later, the Beeze.
Tuesday, March 24, 2009
I have been tagged to share 6 unimportant things about me...What the hell!
1. I rub one out everyday...Even if Mrs. Beeze gives it up...I still find time to squeeze one off...I enjoy my me time!
2. I liked Van Halen with Sammy Hagar more then David Lee Roth...Gary Cherone wasn't awful...But didn't have the charism...And he seemed gay on stage...Eddie doesn't let that sh!t fly!
3. I often have angry thoughts...Thoughts about punching my boss, or fliiping over peoples table as they eat...These thoughts make me laugh...Which I think is what keeps me from actually knocking somebody the f*ck out...And keeps me out of jail!
4. I often say change is good...And I'd like to change things in my life...Example: i have lived in the Cleveland area my entire life...I always say how it sucks, and I want to move...I'd love to live in Boston...But that same though scares the hell out of me...I hate change!5. I think organized religion seriously f*cked up....Yet somehow, I believe there is a God...Or some higher power responsible for this world...And I'm sure he laughs at us often!
6. My freshmen year of high school I learned an important lesson...As I fell from a catwalk, 20 feet above a stage...I realized, I'm not afraid of hieghts...I'm afraid of hitting the ground...As most things in my life I found a laugh in it all...A guy a few years older that I looked up to immediately said..."Oh get up you pussy! Quit acting like you just fell 20 feet!"
I'm gonn a throw in a bonus one...
7. I love porn!
Here's the rules....
1.) Put the link of the person who tagged you on your blog..
2.) Write the rules
3.) Mention 6 things or habits of no real importance about you.
Later, The Beeze.
Monday, March 23, 2009
Sunday, March 22, 2009
Rest in Peace Walt...
Tuesday, March 17, 2009
I'm biased, but I'll take Hanson...I think he'll develop into a quality power forward...
Later, The Beeze.
Monday, March 16, 2009
So what's the deal with this St. Patrick cat anyway...Well let's have a little history lesson...
St. Patrick is the patron saint of Ireland, and is one of the most well known figures in Christianity....His life remains a mystery....Most of the stories traditionally associated with St. Patrick including the famous account of him banishing all the snakes from Ireland...Even though there were no snakes...Are false, but have become well known because blarney....Or years, and years of exaggerated storytelling....No Irishman would ever do such a thing!
St. Patrick was born in Britain to wealthy parents near the end of the fourth century....It is believed to have died on March 17, around 460 A.D.....His father was a Christian deacon...It has been suggested that he probably took on the role because of tax incentives....There is no evidence that Patrick came from a religious family....At sixteen Patrick was taken prisoner by a group of Irish raiders while they were attacking his family's estate....They took him to Ireland where he was held captive for six years....There has been a dispute whether he was kept in County Antrim, or County Mayo...
He worked as a shepherd...afraid, and lonely he turned to his faith....And began dreaming about converting the Irish people to Christianity....
After six years as a prisoner, Patrick escaped....According to his writings...A voice, which he believed to be God's, spoke to him in a dream...Telling him it was time to leave Ireland....The stories say he walked 200 miles from County Mayo, to the Irish coast....Once back in Britain, Patrick reports that he experienced a second revelation....An angel tells him to return to Ireland as a missionary...He begins his religious training...After being ordained he is sent back to Ireland to minister to the Christians living there, and to convert the Irish...This is funny because it has often been said that St. Patrick brought Christianity to Ireland...
Most Irish practiced a nature based pagan religion....Having known their culture and language...Patrick chose to incorporate traditional rituals into his lessons of Christianity, instead of attempting to eradicate native Irish beliefs...The Irish were used to honoring their gods with fire...So Patrick used bonfires to celebrate Easter...The sun was a powerful Irish symbol...So he superimposed the sun onto the Christian cross...Creating what is now known as the Celtic Cross...
The Irish culture has always had a rich tradition of oral legend and myth....It is no surprise that the tales of St. Patrick, and his life have been exaggerated...
For me...Someone who has long questioned his faith...When I celebrate St. Patrick's...It's not so much about him...It's about family, and our heritage...And about those who struggled...Those who fought...And those who died...Many of them simply because they were Irish...
This is a little Graphic....
Later, The Beeze.
Sunday, March 15, 2009
Lets start with Friday night...Got to dive...Dives are great...Lot of people there...Lot that I knew...That always freaks me out...How do ya fix that...BEER! JAGER! Good to go! We did a good set...The originals went over well...My acoustic set went well...The covers went well...Afterwards somebody said..."Wow that was really good. I never heard of some of those song!" While I thanked them for the compliment, I was also annoyed...Of course you hadn't heard some of those songs...Would I be playing here if you had? NO! Also, you're over 40 so you may not be hip to the Deftones...But I was polite and simply said..."Thanks, now you're better of for having geard them." What a dick! (me not him)
After that...well you know...I was playing rock star, so I had to have some rock star sex with Mrs. Beeze...Hey, when you're rockin' a solid Jager dick...You can't waste that sh!t....The morning after I was getting some dirty looks...I believe the one phrase I heard was..."I can't believe you had me doing that in my mothers bed...When she was right in the next room."
The Punishment was harsh...She went into work for awhile to get some OT...I had to take the kids to the park...Two kids, other peoples kids, hangover....Bad combo! Then the grocery store....
After that was a family party...BIG CRAZY IRISH PARTY..."Beeze play a couple songs!" The thought in my head was...'F*ck you drunks!' But who am I to judge...I just had 4 beers, 7 green jello shots, 7 orange jello shots, and a shot of my old friend Jameson....So I did a couple Irish tunes, and I broke off Sunday Bloody Sunday also...
I got to take the kids to the park again today...But then I got to go see The Watchmen....I really liked it...It dragged at some points, and there was some unnessary sh!t in it, but I think they did a good job with it...Plus it had a great soundtrack, and Malin Ackerman is f*cking hot!
Christ I haven't said a word about sports yet...
Let's start with the New York Rangers...F*CK WADE REDDEN!!! This guy blows...The Rangers lost Saturday to the hated Flyers 4-2...douchebag Redden was a big reason why...Not to take anything away from Martin Biron's 39 save performance....I know I beat on Redden, but look...I'm not alone....
BTW...The Manic Ranger does good stuff...Check him out!
Sunday things turned out a little better...The Rangers beat the Flyers 4-1, Thanks in large part to Sean Avery's two power play goals...
I was all geared up tonight for the You Gab Sports D & T Fantasy Baseball draft...Then I realized I got a little more time to get my sh!t together...Good thing since I was talking some smack...
Next up...Notre Dame Hockey...The Irish took on Nebraska-Omaha this weekend in the CCHA playoffs...Friday night The Fighting Irish beat the Mavericks 5-0...The Goal scorers were...Calle Ridderwall, Ben Ryan, Billy Maday, Ryan Thang, and Ryan Guentzel...Jordan Pearce made 30 saves in the shutout victory...
In other Notre Dame hockey news...The All-CCHA team was announced this week...Ian Cole earned 1st team honors...Erik Condra, Christian Hanson, and Kyle Lawson were named to the second team...Calle Ridderwall, and Jordan Pearce were given honorable mention...That's just bulsh!t...Pearce should have at least gotten 2nd team, if not 1st team...
Pearce was named as one of twelve candidates for the CCHA Scholastic Athlete of the Year Award...He also is a finalist for the RBC Financial Group CCHA Player of the Year
Irish coach Jeff Jackson is a finalist for CCHA Coach of the Year...
Kyle Lawson is up for the CCHA top defensive defensman...
Erik Condra is a finalist for the CCHA top defensive forward...
and Billy Maday is up for the CCHA Rookie of the Year Award...
That's it for me now...Have a good week...
One last thing....Tuesday is St. Patrick's Day...Have fun...Drink green beer...Find a Red headed gal and give her a kiss...And be safe...
Later, The Beeze.
Friday, March 13, 2009
What is your salad dressing of choice?
What is your favorite sit-down restaurant?
BISTRO ON LINCOLN PARK
Food you could eat for weeks and not get tired of it?
What are your pizza toppings of choice?
green peppers, sausage, pepperoni.
What do you like to put on your toast?
How many television sets are in your house?
What color cell phone do you have?
Are you right handed or left handed?
Have you ever had anything removed from your body?
What is the last heavy item you lifted?
Have you ever been knocked unconscious?YES
If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die?
If you could change your name, what would you change it to?
Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $1000?
YOU'D BE SURPRISED AT WHAT I'D DO FOR MONEY
How many pairs of flip flops do you own?
Last time you had a run-in with the cops?
6 MONTHS AGO...SPEEDING TICKET...GUY WAS A DOUCHE
Last person you talked to:
Last person you hugged?
Day of the week?
What are you listening to?
COUNTING CROWS...PLAYLIST IS ON SHUFFLE
MYSELF SLOWLY GO CRAZY
First place you went this morning?
Do you smile often?
AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE
1) Do you always answer your phone?
2) It's four in the morning and you get a text message, who is it?
FUCK THAT...THE PHONE IS OFF AT 4AM
3) If you could change your eye color, what would it be?
4) What flavor do you add to your drink at Sonic?
NEVER BEEN TO SONIC
5) Do you own a digital camera?
6) Have you ever had a pet fish?
7) Favorite Christmas song?
"CHRISTMAS IS A TIME TO SAY I LOVE YOU" - BILLY SQUIRE
8) What's on your wish list for your birthday?
9) Can you do push ups?
10) Can you do a chin up?
11) Does the future make you more nervous or excited?
12) Do you have any saved texts?
13) Ever been in a car wreck?
14) Do you have an accent?
15) What is the last song to make you cry?
STEVE CARELL SINGING "LET MY LOVE OPEN THE DOOR" in DAN IN REAL LIFE
16) Plans tonight?
17) Have you ever felt like you hit rock bottom?
18) Name 3 things you bought in the last week?
19) Have you ever been given roses?
20) Current worry?
21) Current hate right now?
22) Met someone who changed your life?
23) How did you bring in the New Year?
WATCHING ROBBY MADISON BEING THE BADDEST F*CKER ON EARTH
24) What song represents you?
YELLOW BRICK ROAD
25) Name three people who might complete this?
WHOEVER WANTS TO
26) What were you doing at 12 AM this morning?
RUBBING ONE OUT
27) What was the first thing you thought of when you woke up?
I DON'T WANT TO GO TO WORK
28) What did you dream of last night?
TWO GIRLS ONE BEEZE
29) Whats your biggest fear?
HARM BEING DONE TO MY KIDS
That's it...Later, The Beeze
Tuesday, March 10, 2009
Sunday, March 8, 2009
Moving on to sports...My weekend started with a fun little family outing Friday night to the Lake Erie Monsters hockey game...(dollar dog night)...They are the minor league affiliate for the Colorado Avalanche...They beat the Rochester Americans 4-3 in a good physical game...Monsters goalie Jason Bacashua is without a doubt the star of the team...
Another big hit was the mascot...Now The team nickname is the Monsters...So why the f*ck is there a big eagle walking around as the mascot...He was taunted all night by my kids who kept calling him..."Chicken" The dummy responded to...My son said "hey chicken!" and he came over and gave both my monsters five...Dolt!
Next...A-Douche...I really hope he recovers from that bad case of whatever the hell that cum dumpster Madonna gave him...I want to see him back on the field getting booed, and shitting the bed in key situations...
Now there are two topics in sports I hate...There's more, but two in particular...T.O. and A-Rod...Two first class douches...But I'm gonna give them a minute of my time this week....First T. douche O. I can't believe the Buffalo Bills signed this guy...I hope they apologized in advance to Trent Edwards...Poor bastard is in for a rough year!-
Lets talk some NHL...This past we we had the BIG trade deadline...Who were winners...
The Bruins adding Mark Recchi...He'll be a nice fit on either of the top two lines...Hell he's the winner...He went from a shit team to the Bruins...
I hate to say this...But the Penguins did well...Adding Bill Guerin fills a hole that has been there since they lost Ryan Malone...But even better was trading Ryan Whitney, and getting Chris Kunitz...Kunitz has had an immediate impact...
The Maple Leafs are trying to do their best at rebuilding...F*ck Burke!
The Columbus Blue Jackets finally weren't a seller....They Traded former #1 goalie Pascal LeClaire to Ottawa for forward Antoine Vermette...Vermette could possibly be that center that Rick Nash has been missing...The trade also showed the teams confidence in rookie goalie Steve Mason, who has been amazing this season....
Calgary made a big splash getting center Olli Jokinen, and defenseman Jordan Leopold....Jokinen, who it seems some team always wants to get rid of him will center the top line...Every year there is talk of this guy moving and helping a team win...Every year it doesn't workout...We shall see...
Jokinen who had been with the Coyotes, wasn't the only salary that was dumped in Phoenix...They also traded defenseman Derek Morris to the Rangers...For Petr Pruca, Nigel Dawes, and Dmitri Kalinin...Kalinin was another pussy Rangers defensemen...Morris is a little better...Hopefully he has more balls than Wade Redden, who the Blueshirts couldn't have traded for a bag of pucks...The Rangers also added Nik Antropov from Toronto...Great another underachiever...
(Morris and Antropov)
The Coyotes come out a winner in my book....Dumping loads of salary and picking up plenty of young talent and draft picks...
Just a couple loser...The Panthers will regret not trading Jay Bouwmeester...They aren't gonna do anything if they make the playoffs, and he'll be gone after the season...Minnesota should have moved Marian Gaborik...He's an amazing player...When his weak ass isn't hurt...They should have gotten something for him...Anything...(just my big mouth opinion here)
Back to the Rangers...Sean Avery is back with the Rangers, and I'm happy about it...The guy is an asshole, but....He's got great speed, good skills, and he pisses people off...Not on my team: He's a douche, and I hate him...On my team: He's a douche, and I love him...
The World Baseball Classic has started...I couldn't care less...I think this thing is stupid...It's the wrong time of the year to do it, and if the genius that I am was a manager...(wait for laughs)...I wouldn't let my players participate in it...
The Notre Dame Hockey news will be brief this week...The CCHA playoffs started this weekend...The Irish had a first round bye....Next weekend The Irish will take on the Nebraska-Omaha Mavericks in a best of three series in South Bend...
So far The Notre Dame Baseball team is 5-4 in the early season tournaments...
That's it for now...Have a great week...
Later, The Beeze.
Tuesday, March 3, 2009
With the pros, there was one guy who stood out to me when I was a kid....
Baseball, it was Ryne Sandberg....I loved watching Sandberg field....I would make my Dad hit me grounders all the time...When he couldn't, I was fielding them just like Ryno off the garage door....
Sunday, March 1, 2009
So far the opinions on this are mixed...Some think the Browns should have gotten more than a 2nd round pick this year, and a 5th rounder next year...With his history of injuries, and being a pain in the ass...I think it's a good deal...
Laperriere later got himself a misconduct penalty along with teammate Cody McLeod, and Rangers forward Brandon Dubinsky....Then Colton Orr pounded some Colorado punk (Chris Stewart)....That was followed by Darcy Tucker going after Paul Mara...Mara Immediately put his ass on the ice....
The best part of this may have been NHL security having to get between Avs coach Tony Granato, and Rangers assistant Jim Schoenfeld....
The worst part was having to explain why everyone was fighting at the end of the game to my daughter....She's been watching hockey with me since she was a baby...I've never had to explain it before, and I have to say it was hard...I'm all for fighting in hockey...I've never had a problem with it...But I have to say I was stumped...I tried to tell her how it's a physical game and sometimes players get upset...But for some kids that may not make sense...She went along with me, but I could tell that she didn't like the fighting...This has bothered me since I put her to bed that night...I have to say I'm okay that she didn't like the fighting she didn't like the fighting...But I hope it doesn't turn her off to the game...I also think it's bothering me because she's questioning things now...A sure sign that she's growing up....
I've got nothing good from the little Beeze this week...He was sick all weekend...If you want to find out about his weekend, read this....http://thebeezewax.blogspot.com/2009/02/puke.html ...
Next up...Notre Dame Hockey!
Friday night was the last regular season home game for the Fighting Irish and they did not disappoint, as they beat the shit out of the Michigan State Spartans 5-0....The Irish goal scorers were...Captain Erik Condra with 2...Justin White...Billy Maday...and Christiaan Minella....Goalie Jordan Pearce made 15 saves in the shutout victory.Saturday night the Irish went to Michigan State and beat them 2-1...This was the first time Notre Dame has swept the Spartans since the 1978-79 season...The Goal scorers were...Erik Condra, and Christian Hanson....Pearce made 19 saves while earning his 26th victory of the season....
The Fighting Irish finish the regular season with a overall record of 27-5-3...Their conference record is 21-4-3-3...
I'm calling it right now...The Irish are taking the National Championship this year!
Now one last thing before I get outta here...I've been slowly puuting together a new site...I guess you could call it The Beezewax 2.0...My hope is that it will be just something fun...A place top talk shit about whatever...I have a few forums set up, and I'll be posting something new on the home page Monday night to maybe get some shit started...If you hover over the HOME link a link to YOU GAB will pop up also....I hope you'll check it out, and let me know what you think....
And don't forget to stop by the GAB...
That's all for now...Have a good week...
Later, The Beeze.