Wednesday, August 18, 2010

The Beeze's Hump Day Hits


Well welcome to a special Cheerleader edition of the Hump Day Hits! My pal B-Dub was mad that I didn't mention the South Carolina Gamecocks in my first College Football Preview, so this next pic is for him...




So Cleveland's Favorite Douche did an interview, and took his shots at Cavs owner Dan Gilbert...That's fine, you two children can keep arguing in the sand box...Then when asked about Cleveland and growing up near by, "The King" said this...
"It's not far, but it is far. And Clevelanders, because they were the bigger-city kids when we were growing up, looked down on us.… So we didn't actually like Cleveland. We hated Cleveland growing up. There's a lot of people in Cleveland we still hate to this day."

Well there you have it people, for those who don't understand how he could have left, there's one reason...Never mind the clues he gave by wearing a Yankees cap to an Indians game, or a Cowboys jersey to a Browns game...He hates Cleveland and Clevelanders...Get it dummies!

That's okay, people are getting pretty sick of him too...He was just recently at Cedar Point in Sandusky, Ohio, which if you like Roller Coasters, it's the place to go...He had to hire 4 of Sandusky's finest to escort him around for the day...He's f*cking huge, and he doesn't feel safe...DOUCHE! The crowd let him have it when he played a little free-throw shooting game...DOUCHE!



He also sucked ass at a three point shooting contest...DOUCHE!

In other stories of Douchebaggery...Brett Favre is coming back...I know, f*cking shocker, right!?! All it took was a little extra cash, and a couple weeks away from camp...I hope he breaks both his legs on the first play of the season.

The next topic I was gonna leave alone, but I can't...The once great publication, best known for it's in depth coverage of Baseball, The Sporting News, which over the last few years turned into nothing more then a rough piece of toilet paper, now has revamped their website, which has been in a steady decline for a couple years...And I don't mean revamped in a good way...It looks as though what many of us saw coming is happening...They are cutting ties with the blogging community, and members can't even comment their crappy staff writers work...What the site is becoming is sad...Full of ads, videos instead of quality writing, with more ads, and links to other sites for content...Speaking of links, here's
ONE with more info on it...

When I saw this happening a song popped in my head..."Baba O' Riley" by The Who..."I don't need to fight, to prove I'm right." But I don't mind it, and I love being right...Let's see how well Pearl Jame covers it...



Now, since I did my College Football Preview last Saturday,(I'll be doing a second one this week as well) I've been looking at a lot of Cheerleaders...So for this week's big question, we're gonna go to the PAC-10...On this fine Hump Day, which set of these PAC-10 Cheerleaders would you most like to bury yourself in...

A. The USC Song Girls...




B. These beach loving gals from UCLA...




C. These sultry girls from Oregon...


As always, Read and Respond...

Later, The Beeze.

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