Sunday, February 7, 2010

Monday Moaning

Okay, lets get the corny lines out of the way...Yes, The Saints came marching in!

And now they're running out of Miami with the Lombardi Trophy after beating the Colts 31-17...I love watching a Manning lose...No I won't be saying "Who Dat!?!" That's just silly, and it makes you sound like a douche...I don't care if you're a 300 pound football player...You sound like a douche!

I sh!t you not...NFL.com says "Who Dat? True Dat?" DOUCHE-BAGGERY I say!

But I'm glad the douches from New Orleans won, instead of the douches from Indy...

The game was looking tight early...At the half the Colts were up 10-6...But had barely touched the ball in the second quarter...The tide was turning...
With halftime upon us...It was time for Mrs. Beeze and I to play a game of, The Chicken and the Wolf...It was a tie!

There's nothing like bumping uglies with a couple of old men in the background sounding like crap...Listen Who fans...I'm a Who fan, and I can admit that they sounded bad...If nothing else, they sounded old...The NFL and CBS could have paid me half to cover some of The Who songs...

Then I realized something...This was all a big marketing strategy...CBS has the "Super Bowl"...3 of their top shows are the "CSI" family...And all 3 have a song by The Who as their theme song...All 3 songs were played tonight...









My God, I really hate CBS right now...

So, back to the game...The Saints come out with a huge set of balls, and go for an onside kick to open the second half...They recover it and take the ball down field for a touchdown...The Colts respond with their own scoring drive...The Saints add a field goal...Hartley's 3rd for more then 40 yards in the game...

In the 4th quarter the Saints take the lead on a touchdown pass to Shockey...Then the Colts drive is abruptly ended by an interception, returned for a touchdown by Tracy Porter...Many people doubted the Saints defense, but they have made plays like this all year...They did it again...Congrats New Orleans...You finally have something to cheer about other then Gumbo and Jazz...

Here people...A softer side of the Beeze...As a father, I really liked seeing this shot, and a number of others like it, of Drew Brees with his son...


Now, since I'm talking all this "Super Bowl" stuff...I have to say, I've grown tired of all the "Super Bowl Sunday" hype...It's become almost a national holiday...Hell the Fish House closes on "Super Bowl Sunday." But yet, they have me there slingin' fish on Christmas Eve...

Seriously, Mrs. Beeze actually watched the whole game with me...She doesn't do that all season...But she does on this big day...She likes to see the commercials...SERIOUSLY?

I was actually pissed I couldn't jump around...I hate having to sit through commercials...Okay, I wasn't going to talk commercials, but I have to say this...Bud Light had quality and quantity...And Go Daddy...You bitches are grossly overrated...Danica go crash a car!

Now before I leave here, I wanted to throw a little hockey in here...My New York Rangers mad a move last week...They picked up the often traded Olli Jokinen...Jokinen has made a career out of being a guy people always talk about near the trade deadline...Then he gets moved, and his new team and him, do nothing in the playoffs...Will he do more offensively then Ales Kotalik, and Chris Higgins? (the two Rangers shipped out to get Jokinen) Of course he will...But so could I with the way those two Nancies have played this year...I hope Olli isn't a black cat...But I think he is!

Now, I'm getting outta here...Little Beeze wore me out this week with his non-stop energy, non-stop talking, and non-stop questions...Including the one I got just before the big game started...He was getting ready for bed, and started playing with his balls...Dad what are these? Why do the roll around like this? What do they do?

I handled the topic like this...

"They're your testicles...Right now they do nothing...
leave them alone...Get to bed!"


Later, The Beeze.

1 comment:

afrankangle said...

"Right now they do nothing." OMG .. that's a great line.

Overall, the commercials were very overrated this year. If they are paying that much for air time, I expect more!

I too was glad to see the Saints win. Sure The Who sounded old, but I enjoyed here the songs from the past. You may enjoy the updated version of a hit I used today for my Monday post.

have a good week.