Give Me Five Minutes

Well, I'm here to report to you all, that Cleveland is not burning...Yes, LeBron James and the Miami Heat just won the NBA championship, and while plenty of people are on Twitter voicing their displeasure about the situation, they aren't going all Vancouver and burning the damn place to the ground...I mean it wasn't like the Heat beat Cleveland...They beat Oklahoma City...Sure most of Cleveland hitched themselves onto the OKC bandwagon, but they didn't give a shit who was playing...They just didn't want LeBron James to win...Well, toughs hit I guess...The dick-head won...

Now can we get back to say, maybe the scrappy Cleveland Indians, who have been playing their collective balls off...Nobody gave this team a chance of doing shit this season, yet here they sit at the top of the Central Division...Now, I'm a realist...The Central is crap, but none the less, many expected the Tribe to be in the cellar...No one expected Jason Kipnis to have 11 HR's and 41 RBI's did they? No one expected Derek Lowe to have 7 wins...Shit, some didn't even think he would make the squad...And the teams Ace, Justin Masterson may just be starting to put it all together...And the bullpen has been solid...

It sure will be nice to maybe hear the radio dolts in this town actually talking about a local team, instead of a douchebag that hightailed it out of here a couple years ago...Oh, and guys, ease up on the Browns chatter...These local radio dopes are dying for there to be a QB controversy in Browns camp...If you really think Weeden won't be the starter, then you should be fired...

Now, Monday I was all over the Sandusky trial...I'm still on it...The jury has begun deliberating, and as that happened, news broke that Sandusky's adopted son Matt was waiting in the wings to testify against his adopted father...The prosecution had him ready as a rebuttal witness, if Jerry Sandusky took the stand himself...apparently Matt had informed the prosecution that he too had been a victim of abuse...Which I had suspected after one of the other victims accounts about being in the shower with Matt and Jerry, and when Jerry started splashing soap on the boys, Matt got the hell out of there, like he knew what was next...

Then Travis Weaver was on Rock Center, telling his story of abuse at the hands of Sandusky...Sandusky started getting creepy with him when he was 10...His father worked at PSU, and Sandusky had threatened to get him fired if Travis went to the police...Sandusky also talked about wanting to adopt Weaver, a story that Weaver's father confirmed...At 14 Weaver left moved to Cleveland to live with his mother, but the damage was done...From the interview you can still see Weaver is trying to get past this all...He has filed a civil suit seeking damages from Sandusky, Penn State, and Sandusky's charuty the Second Mile...The case has been suspended, pending the outcome of this trial...

Weaver is not part of this case, but they have his Grand Jury testimony...In a post-script for the interview, it was explained that the state has Weaver and others in their back pocket, in case something goes wrong with this trial, and they need to go after Sandusky again...

Now before I end this, I thought I'd give some love to my Baseball team...This year, we are the Cubs...But we aren't some bunch of lovable loser...Remember, this is a everyone wins, no keeping score league...Well, if you did, like I do in my head, we would have lost our first two games...But with a little extra work, the gang is coming around...Our two games this week, we dominated...Everyone is starting to hit...Their fielding is getting better every game...But there is something I need to work with the Little Beeze on...Kid has a home run trot going...All the time...I told him he better put it in the outfield if he wants to jog...Any other time he's running around like a maniac...But on the base paths he's jogging...We'll work it out...

I said give me five minutes...And that's what I said to my wife before I started writing this...Yep, nothing like a good five minute fuck...Here's one of the best five minute fucks you'll ever see on TV...




Later, The Beeze.

The Beeze's friday Finger Pop

I have to be honest, I was really sure what to write about...Most the stuff going on, like Jay Cutler has been beaten to death...No one cares about the Pro-Bowl...The NHL is on their All-Star break, so i have been missing hockey...I don't care about the basketball, or the fact that the Cavaliers are the worst team in the NBA...I'm not shocked by this news...I know some people are excited that pitchers and catcher report soon...I'm not...If there is still snow on the ground, I'm not into baseball...So since it traditionally snows on opening day here in the Cleve, I won't give a damn about that until May...So what to write about?

Well, word came down last night that Jeff Fisher will no longer be the Tennessee Titans head coach...Many were shocked...And now many people are saying how they'd love to have him coaching their team...WHY? I' not joking, WHY? The guy has had 6 winning seasons, in his 16 as a a head coach...That doesn't seem that fucking great to me...Why the hell is this guy so overrated? Why do people love him as a coach? I'm not knocking him as a person...I'm knocking him as a coach...He hasn't won shit, and only had 6 winning seasons...So why would you want him coaching your team? He's not that good! Fuck him!

Another hot topic has been the possible work stoppage in the NFL...Listen, if the NFL PA and the owners didn't learn from the mistakes of Major League Baseball and the NHL, then all I can say is fuck'em! Baseball needed steroids to help them recover, and now almost every player and his numbers are questioned because of it...The NHL is still trying to get back in the mix...When hillbillies driving around in circles is considered #4 in sports over Hockey, there's fucking problem...And Gary Bettman is still trying figure out where he went wrong...What a fuck-tard!

Earlier in the Week I posted a clip from "The Wire"...I'm gonna post another one that I get a kick out of...Why do I get a kick out of this...Because in this scene there is pasty as hell white boy, trying his hardest to be black...Don't take this the wrong way, there's nothing wrong with being black...But White guys dropping N-Bombs to their boys like it's no big deal is fucked up...We've all seen these dolts...Hell anyone, no matter what color trying to copy a gangsta, thug life seems stupid to me...But if you are, have your own style...

Anyways, here is one of those guys get put in his place...




Now, let's get to the weekend, and get to some fine, finger popping asses!













Later, The Beeze.

Monday Moaning

Okay, I sit here writing this with the Steelers and Jets game on in the background, and it's looking like the Steelers are going to win...The Packers won the early game, but I have nothing for ya on that one...I slept through the whole game...I woke up this morning feeling like a lump of shit, and it didn't get better after 3 Motrin, and more sleep...What did this to me...Was it the Mexican food the wife and I had yesterday at Si Senor...I don't think so, it was petty damn tasty, and the wife was okay...Maybe it was the fart my wife ripped while she was giving me a blow job!


Who knows, but after sleeping through the Packers and bears game I'm feeling a bit better...I didn't expect the Bears to win...They needed to play a perfect game against a very good Packer defense, and a hot Packer offense...

It's late in the Steelers/Jets game...When it's over maybe I'll say something about it...But first, let me pimp something I'm doing on Fridays...I started it a few weeks ago, and I want let people know it's out there...I do my Monday Moaning...Wednesday I do the Hump Day Hits...Fridays I'm doing the FINGER_POP...Some quick blasts of things that are on my mind, and then some great asses to look at, and that could use a good finger pop!

Okay, The Steelers won, and some things were just summed up on Twitter...

danieltosh
"Congratulations Rex! You still haven't won anything! Now shut up and go hibernate for the winter with your "foot" in your mouth."

opiesthumb
"Roethlisberger was thinking about how many girls he was gonna fuck without their consent tonight"

KrissyBalls
"Yep, this only means that #bigben will be partying at the community college tonight."

puddleofaids
"Getting sick on how many times ill hear "Black and Yellow" over the next two weeks. Iccckkkk..."

andylevy
"All you college girls in and around the Pittsburgh area stay out of the bars tonight, y'hear?"

opiesthumb
Roethlisberger "This is for you fans. Im gonna fuck each and every one of you whether you like it or not"

I love it when Twitter starts blowing up on a singular topic!

Okay, prediction time...I don't need the two week build-up...I don't care what the line is...I don't care what big, fat, Peter King has to say...I don't care what 'I ignored my son' Tony Dungy has to say...I don't need the two weeks of talking heads trying to fill our heads with bullshit...The Packers will win the "Super Bowl" Bet the kids college fund on it!

Moving on from this football shit...The NHL "All-Star" Game is coming up in February, and if you didn't know, they have changed the format...AGAIN...Yes the NHL has tried to mix it up before, but this time, it's really different...

The NHL picked two Captains...Nicklas Linstrom from Detroit and Eric Staal from Carolina...They will draft their respective teams, instead of fan voting and all that other bullshit...The Alternate Captains have been added and will help with the selection process...Mike Green from Washington, and Ryan Kesler from Vancouver will be Staal's alternates...Patrick Kane from Chicago and Martin St.Louis from Tampa Bay will be Linstrom's alternates...

I'm really interested to see how this plays out...Will St.Louis push for his teammate Steven Stamkos...What if Kane's Teammates Patrick Sharp and Jonathan Toews are on the board then? Will Kesler push to get of the Sedin brothers on team Linstrom? Will Staal go after friend s from Thunder Bay, or his goalie in Carolina Cam Ward? What about his brothers? This could be something exciting for the NHL, but it could also end up a mess...I don't understand ditching the Eastern Conference vs. Western Conference format...We shall see...

Just saw on Twitter that fitness guru Jack Lalanne died at the age of 96...

OpieRadio
"Jack LaLanne dead at the age of 96! He will be cremated in a blender"

Last thing for now...The wife got me the complete series of "The Wire" on DVD for Christmas...One of the best shows ever! I got her to start re-watching it with me, and she's getting why I love it...Here's a classic scene from season one...

Now I'm going to watch another episode and go to bed...

Have a week...

Later, The Beeze.