Mr. and Mrs. Hamilton: Bad Sports Parents

When during the off-season, the Boston Bruins traded young, talented Defenseman, Dougie Hamilton, Bruins fans were shocked, and not happy...It appeared that negotiations for a contract extension broke down...When the Flames reached a deal with Hamilton after the trade, Bruins fans were scratching their heads, seeing that the numbers were not that far apart...Well, the picture is getting clearer this week...

Tuesday it came out that Hamilton wanted out of Boston because the Bruins had refused to trade for his Freddie, who is with the San Jose Sharks...

Today, even more came out on the Toucher and Rich show on 98.5 in Boston...CSNNE's John Haggerty was on the show Wednesday morning, talking Bruins and was asked about the Hamilton reports...Haggerty had said he hadn't heard the 'trade for my brother' story, but did suggest that Hamilton's parents may have been a major factor in the Bruins trading Dougie boy...

“What I did hear was that his parents were heavily involved in his career probably more so than you see with most guys who are 21, 22 years old, and there was some push-back because there were phone calls made to the Bruins organization, or there was some involvement in the way he was being used and things like that.”

The guys pushed, and asked if Haggerty was saying that Hamilton's parents were calling the Bruins and complaining about how he was used, Haggerty reiterated that they were “heavily involved in his career”...He also added that the parents have been "heavily involved" in Freddie’s career...


As a parent, I can understand being fully concerned about your kids, and their career...Especially when it is a career that can be very lucrative, but also very short lived...But there is a line, and these people seem to be going way past it...This isn't Little League...Hell, it's not even college...And college programs wouldn't put up with this shit...It's the NHL...The elite...The best of the best, and Mom and Dad are calling the management to complain because their boy isn't getting enough minutes...'Why isn't my Dougie on the penalty kill?'  Why isn't little Dougie boy a top-2 Defenseman?'

This shit is ridiculous...And now that it's coming out, Hamilton is going to get some serious ball-busting...Especially next time he comes to Boston...

Grow up Dougie...Tell Mom and Dad to mind their own business!

More Idiot Parents

It's seems that every week, if I search through the news hard enough, I'll find another tail of people who call themselves parents, acting like complete fucking idiots, and no where close to acting like parents...

These two dolts thought it would be a funny way to scare their child into behaving, if they threw him in a washing machine, while at the Laundromat...Then their plan took a wrong turn...The machine auto-locked and started filling, and tossing the kid around...




This kid is a toddler...Do you really think this is the best way to teach him a lesson, or to give yourself a laugh...I guess not, based on the way you two fuck-stains started panicking when you realized you were about to be facing murder charges...

Luckily an attendant at the laundromat disabled the machine, and managed to get it open...The child, was obliviously scared, and took some bumps and bruises...Too bad his parents weren't locked in a room with me for a few hours...I'd love to hand out some bumps and bruises to these assholes...

Everyday, I hope that I am doing a good job raising my kids...Yes, I lose my temper sometimes...I've smashed a toy before...I've yelled...I've even threatened smack a kid when they have crossed a line...But threatening is a bit different then doing...And I really can't imagine what any of my kids could do, that would make me consider something that could end their life...How the hell do you put a toddler in a washing machine!?! How do you think that's a good idea!?!

I hope that these two are being investigated...I hope the kid, and any others they may have are taken away...I hope they are sterilized...Christ, these two shouldn't be allowed to keep sucking up the air that the rest of us non-assholes use...I just don't understand how people could be so fucking stupid, and treat their kids like this...Unreal!

Later, The Beeze.

Parent Means More Then Just Having Kids

Look at these two assholes...Yes, my opinion has been made, and these two, with out a doubt, are assholes...Tangie Jackson on the left, and Ricky Singleton on the right, will not be winning any parent of the year awards...Hell, Tangie doesn't even deserve to hear the words Happy Mother's Day...

The Cincinnati couple was charged with Child Endangerment and Tampering with Evidence, this week...Apparently Singleton after a rough day passed out, and had left his gun on the bed...His step-children, a 7 year old girl, and a 3 year old boy found it, and were playing with it...

What ya think happened next? Of course the fucking gun went off...They're easier for a kid to figure out, then a child-proof lighter...The 7 year old girl had been shot...When these two dumb-ass "parents" realize what happened, they don't call for an ambulance...They don't rush to the hospital...They made the kids walk a half mile, and then call 9-1-1...Their plan was for the kids to say that she was an innocent victim of a drive-by...

Luckily, the police could smell the bullshit a half mile away...And kids 7 and 3 aren't the best liars...

There is a reason I'm not a cop...Because I'd have a hard time not being judge, jury, and executioner...If I would have been the arresting officer, I would have considered offing these two shit-bags...They seriously don't deserve to breathe, let alone be called "parents"...

Getting knocked up doesn't make you a parent...Shooting loads doesn't make you a parent...Popping out kids doesn't make a you a parent...Teaching your kids, protecting them, helping them know right from wrong, showing them what love is...These two fuck-stains are not parents.

Later, The Beeze.

Monday Moaning

Here we are again...Monday comes so quickly, and there are often a ton of things in the sports world to write about...This week, I will touch on a couple of things in sports but then I'm moving on...This blog is going to be focused on my Friday night...But first...

Everyone knows, I'm no Auto Racing fan, but when I heard that Dan Wheldon died Sunday in a horrible 15 car accident...Wheldon is one of the names I know...I remember hearing about him beating Danica Patrick, but everyone does that...

But seriously, these guys live on the edge, and this is an awful way to go...





May his family have the strength to get through this...33 is too young to die...

-Next, the Cleveland Browns suck...Once again, their best player, Peyton Hillis wasn't on the field enough, and didn't get the touches...The guy ran for over 1,000 yards last year, and he was the second leading receiver...Yet there he is on the sidelines...Fuck Shurmur and his shitty offense...Fuck the Walrus Holmgren, and his overrated management skills...And fuck the Browns...I'm tired of you twats wasting my time!

-Speaking of twats...Let's get to Friday night...Here in my little off-shoot of Cleveland, Friday night was the big Homecoming Game...My daughter and all the youth cheerleaders were invited to march in the pre-game parade, and then cheer during the first half, with the high school cheerleaders...

A few weeks ago, the high school announced they would have a cheer camp for $20 dollars, open to all grade school girls, and that they would cheer with the cheerleaders in the 4th quarter...The youth cheerleaders were threatened that if they didn't go, they wouldn't be allowed to cheer at the game...Us parents raised hell about this...We had put in at least $150 and our girls had put in all the hours of practice, and we weren't going to be blackmailed into this...They agreed...Or so we thought...

So after the parade, we are at the game...All these kids are out there with the high school cheerleaders, except our cheerleaders...They are sitting on the track watching...So I of course, am getting pissed...I wasn't alone...So myself and a few other parents go down and ask the woman who is semi-in charge, "why aren't our girls out there?" She responded, "I know, I'm pissed to." Her daughter being a cheerleader as well...She then threw the woman who actually started the program, under the bus...This has happened countless times this year...

She started the program a few years ago, out of her own pocket...Just as one guy started the youth football program out of his own pocket...I totally appreciate that...But this Shrek looking woman is one of those people who has to be involved in everything, and she loves to be in charge...But it's too much...She's got a million things going, and shits the bed repeatedly...Like the candy we had to sell, to raise money for jackets...The candy that sat in the back of a car, on a 90 degree day, all day...Nothing like selling Reese Cups that you can play Name That State with!

Back to Friday...So we're pissed...The girls are upset, but they're okay, because they know they get the 2nd quarter to themselves...But us parents weren't pleased...Some other Gash (one of the team moms) stepped in...She basically had taken control of this event...I asked why are kids who's parents have put up at least $150 and their kids had put in the year of practices, being trumped by ids who's parents put up $20 and the kids put in a few hours of practice...She said our kids "should have gone to the camp"...So clearly, when we were told they didn't have to go, we were lied to...(I have no problem with those kids, and their folks, just the twats that screwed over our girls)

A mother, said "this is Bullshit" and the Gash told her to take her kid and leave...So another mom stepped into Gash's face had let her have it...Gash said, "The girls seem okay, none f them have said anything to me about being upset."....So I replied, "Why the fuck would they say anything to you...No one knows who the fuck you are!"

Look out...Gash freaks that I dropped an F-bomb, and starts yelling for the Cop to escort me out...Luckily, one of the girls on my daughter's team father is a cop, and he was standing next to the cop on duty, and they laughed at her...She told me to "talk like an adult," And I said "I won't talk to you like you're bitch, when you stop acting like a bitch!"

Then during the second quarter, as our girls were cheering, I stayed down there on the track, just to piss her off, one of the girls took a drink of water...The Gash told her no drink breaks...I was ready to snap, but her mother made everybody look like pussies...She got up in Gash's face, and said, "You tried to kick him out of here for saying fuck? Cunt you tell my kid she can't have a drink, I'm gonna start punching in your face!" Gash was saved by other parents, while me and our teams moms laughed...

When my daughter said she wanted to do cheer leading, I thought of all the cheer leading stereotypes, and said to my wife, "She's too smart, and too nice to be a cheerleader." I had no idea that I would run into this crap...A program run so half-assed, with idiot parents...I never thought that I'd be going off at bitches like this...I also never expected to go home and have my daughter all fired up to tell my wife what happened...She ended the story with, "If I see her again, I'm gonna get in her face!" That's my girl!

Before we left the stadium Friday night, our team getting smoked again, 43-13, I volunteered to run the Cheer leading Program next year..."I can't do any worse," I said...I doubt they'll let me...Thank God!

Have a week...

Later, The Beeze.

I'm Pissed

So this post isn't gonna be filled with fun shit, like favorite Beatles songs or sports rah, rah...This is just me...Pissed at people...

First on my list is the Cleveland media/Police department... Friday, in the early hours of the morning, an off-duty Police Officer, named Walter Thomas, was working side job, at a local club...He witnessed a man, Aaron jones, shoot at another man...Thomas identified himself as a Police Officer, and told Jones to freeze, and drop the gun...Jones raised his gun towards Thomas, and Thomas dropped his ass with three shots...Three shots that killed Jones...So why am I pissed?

1. The Police Department is up Thomas' ass because he didn't get "proper approval" to work the side job...

2. Jones' family bitching that the shooting wasn't justified...Which lead to idiots in the media saying this shooting smelt dirty...Fuck-tards!

Ummm, if you don't drop the weapon, and you turn it on the Cop...Not only will you get shot...You should get shot...Plus Jones' family wants to act like he was some model fucking citizen...This asshole has been in and out of the system since he was 15, with a history of violence...Duh, he was shooting at some one when Thomas took hik down...Jones was such a class act, that he was on the FBI's most wanted list for Cleveland...

As the Police Officers Union said, "Thomas saved lives. He should get a medal, not a hearing." Damn Right!

Next up...Since I've had my cell phone, (over a year) I've gotten calls for some bitch named Norma...I have often answered calls and informed these people tha they had teh wrong number...I've only gotten few texts, and I only responded once, letting them know they had the wrong number...

Then there was this asshole who texted me today...He texted me this...

"Why didn't you pay my taxes for '09, and the penalty for '08! You told everyone you did! Who's been the liar! This is crap norma! I have to spend more money to ind out your bullshit story? You paid yours! How interesting!"

When I first read this, I was thinking what the fuck...But I was in a bad mood, so I called the number the text came from...Of course the chicken shit didn't answer his phone...Just send a blind, bitchy text, and then don't pick-up when that number calls you back...

So I left a voicemail..."Hey, I'm sick of getting Norma's fucking calls and texts...You have the wrong number."

So a minute later, my phone rings...Guess who? I say hello...He says, "Who is this?" My reply, "It's they guy who sick of getting Norma's calls and texts." He was angry, but apologized, saying "Well that's my bad on my end, but you don't need to swear."

So now, I'm really pissed...I reminded him that he felt it was okay to swear in a text he sent to my phone, even if it was meant for some one else, he should shut the fuck up, and I reiterated that I was sick of getting Norma's calls...He wasn't pleased, and told me to "Change your fucking number!" SO I of course told him, "Learn the right number, you fucking idiot...Fucking cocksucker...Fucking die!" And I hung up...He didn't call back...

Now before I got the text, I was pissed about an issue my son had at school...There is a little girl who is a problem...She is the product of a single mother, (SHOCKING!) and clearly has some mental issues...(Mommy probably was high as fuck while pregnant) Yes, I'm a judgemental prick!

This girl has been a problem since pre-school...Punching, biting, Cutting one boys hair, nothing but a problem...Well today she spit in the Little Beeze's eye...So I talked to the teacher, and principal, and made it clear that I was sick of the "We're working on it" crap, and that if anything like this happens again, I'll will go to the school board and do everything to get this kid booted...Oh, and that my son has my permission to defend himself, so if she got punched in the throat, it's on her and them!

I've had enough of all these, idiot, douchebag, fucking dolts in the world...And I haven't even touched on the fucking ass-hat politicians that are really fucking things up...Maybe I'll get to those fucks later in the week...Cunts!

Later, The Beeze.

It's Okay to Call a 7 Year Old Girl a C*** ....

...No Really...It's okay to call a 7 year old girl a C_NT, when she acts like this little bitch!




What a CUNextTuseday!

I'll never worry again about my parenting skills...This kids parents should both have a talk with the business end of a shotgun!

Later, The Beeze.