Monday Moaning (10-9-23)

 

  Yep, it's 2023 and I'm still starting a blog off with some eye-candy! Why? Because clickbait works. Always has, always will. Doesn't matter if it's a bullshit headline, or an attention grabbing thumbnail. They get the job done. What, is someone going to cancel my blog? I haven't posted anything since March, the spastic, internet police have bigger fish to fry than me. But don't worry, I'm not the same guy that I used to be, way back in the early blogging wars day...Like when I created another page called "Cock Burger" just to troll some other bloggers from "The Sporting News" blogging community, after one of them accused me of having "no balls" and I posted pictures of my cock and balls as well as some shots of me polishing the bishop and yes, I snapped a pic busting...great shot of the load in flight. Ahhh, the glory days of the internet, when it was the Wild West.

  Enough reminiscing about the past, let's talk about the here and now. 

I haven't written squat about sports in a few years, but they're still something I truly enjoy. This weekend has inspired me to fire off a few hot takes for the sports world.

1. After getting shutout Sunday by the Saints, it's time. The New England Patriots need to fire Bill Belichick. Yeah, he had a great run, but it all started slipping away when he made it clear he wanted to move on from Tom Brady, and Brady wanted to get away from him and constantly taking pay cuts for "the good of the team." Brady clearly came out on top, winning a Super Bowl with Tampa Bay and padding his stats. Bill, just started slowly floundering, and no longer seems to have the mystique that made guys want to play for him...and good coaches wanting to be his assistants. The team is a shit-show. His hand-picked QB is an asshole and he's not that good. Mr. Kraft needs to kick Bill to the curb. Time for a full-scale rebuild.

2. If you ever followed me, you know I'm a longtime, Notre Dame fan. I've never been one to be the guy saying fire the coach a year or two in...But I am now. Marcus Freeman seems like a great guy. He's an excellent coordinator, and good coach. But good doesn't cut it. Everyone was talking non-stop about this being a playoff team and National Championship contender. Non-stop hype about transfer QB, Sam Hartman. Listen, let us never again fall head over heels in love with a guy based solely off the stats he put up at Wake Forest. It was Wake Forest. A good QB at Wake Forest doesn't mean he's the First round NFL pick, savior at a major football program. He's fucking average...But back to Freeman. 10 men on the field the last two plays against Ohio State. Piss poor play calling before that, helping to put the defense on the ropes. Piss poor and boring play calling against Duke, barley getting out of there with a win. Then getting completely pushed around all night by Louisville and losing in embarrassing fashion. His record is 14-7 and that isn't going to get you anywhere near the College Football Playoffs. Freeman needs to go.

One announcer talked about ND playing 4 prime-time games against ranked teams in row, looking ahead to USC this week, and talking how "taxing" it must be and "hard on these young men."  WHAT!?! Mother fucker, that's exactly why they signed up to go to Notre Dame. ND refuses to lock into a conference 100%, so they have to build a strong schedule. They're getting scholarships and now NIL deals, they knew what they signed up for. That whole Offensive line should be running laps all week long...They were fucking atrocious.

3. Hockey Season is about to get started and there has been a trend for too many years now that's only getting worse. Clean hits leading to having to fight. I'm never the guy trying to take fighting out of hockey. If a guy takes a cheap shot, dirty hit, keeps slashing you, yeah, drop the gloves, beat his ass. But if you take a clean, legal check, get up, get back in the play, don't be  a fucking child. And fuck anyone of your teammates who thinks he has to jump the guy that just put you into the boards with a perfectly clean hit. That happens, he should be suspended two games for being an asshole.

And fuck Mark Stone for bitching about a kid doing anything he can to make the roster...Kid blasted him with a good clean hit, Stone and his whole team jumped the kid and then after the game Stone talked shit about the kid and his career and bitched about the hit. I'm rooting for Stone to get his knee Nick Chubbed opening night!

That's it for now...

Have a week.

Monday Moaning

A video posted by Rosie Jones 😼 (@1rosiejones) on Nov 21, 2015 at 6:13am PST

Well, after a crazy holiday weekend, what better way to start then with Rosie Jones doing a little wiggling!

 Obliviously, Turkey day I cooked my ass off...Through that evening, a cold started creeping it's way through the house...Nothing bad, just some stuffiness that eventually got to all of us...Friday I enjoyed some hockey and football...Oh, and leftovers...Leftovers for lunch and dinner...

Saturday was a lazy, rainy day...Leftovers and a bit of college football...Sunday there was chill in the air, but it was nice outside...So, it was time for Molls and I to do the outside lights...The oldest has her birthday coming this week, and refuses to partake in any Christmas horseshit until after that...The boy was doing his thing...But Molls was fired up to do some lights...So we did it...4 bushes lit...Wrapped the post with red, white, and green lights, like a candy cane...My parents old Frosty the Snowman, and some other little touches...Yay Christmas...Fuck we haven't even started shopping, and the wife has to go to Texas for a few days this week for work...Yuck!

-So, the kids have an extra day off for the Thanksgiving weekend...Yes they have this fine Monday off...Why? Hunting Season Starts!  Listen, I knew before I moved to Erie that hunting was a big thing here...And while walking the dog, I've noticed a lot of pick'em up trucks and camo...But shit, and extra day off school! Maybe it's just because I'm from Cleveland...I mean people in Cleveland hunt too...But normally they wear black hoodies and drive an old Pontiac!

(Oh my God, racially insensitive joke about all shooting sin Cleveland! Totally want to use that at an open mic night here!)


-I recently posted THIS blog about the NHL trying to increase scoring, and screwing with goalies...Well, Friday the dolts on NHL Radio were searching desperately for a topic, so they were talking about ideas to increase scoring again...The big idea they spent a bunch of time on was, switching the game to 4 on 4 skaters...

FUCK YOU!

Why do these dolts not get it...Why can't they watch a game that has great goal-tending and great defense and enjoy it...The Rangers and Bruins battled Friday afternoon...Lots of tough defense...Lots of physical play...Quality scoring chances...Hard-nosed, grinding play...Two goalies playing well...And it wasn't some nightmare 8-6 game...Those games suck!

If you go to 4 on 4, you will lose the physical aspect of the game...You lose that, and you will lose a whole lot of the core fans....Oh, and then there is the matter of the players union telling you to fuck off...If you go to 4 on 4, you'll be cutting players jobs...That's going to be a really big stumbling block to get past...

How about this...Hockey's great...Are there people that don't get it? yes...Fuck'em! Leave it alone!


- Enough with the nonsense...Lets get into the part where I promote fighting in Hockey...Yeah, last week wasn't a one time thing...That's how much your bullshit pissed me off Matthew Barnaby...

Best fight of the week...Brandon Bollig and Chris Stewart...






Now, for an up and comer...This is a kid Rangers fans like myself have been waiting to see get a full-time shot...Dylan McIlrath...Kid throws hammers!






Hit by Belesky was a bit late...The ass whipping was justified...STepan is out indefinately with some broken ribs...


Here is McIlrath the next day taking it to a cock-sucking Flyer!





Leveled Schultz...Then gave Schenn a beating...Love this kid!



That's it for now...

Have a week!

The Weekly Hat-Trick

Welcome to the first installment of the Weekly Hat-Trick...Which if you don't get the Hat-trick reference, it means I'll be touching on three topics from each week...(a hat-trick is three goals)...Sad that I felt I needed to point that out, but in this day and age, people are becoming more and more clueless!


1. Fighting in Hockey...

The NHL season started Wednesday night, and Thursday morning, the overly soft, politically correct, gas-bag, talking heads were already at it...Yep, bitching about fighting in hockey...What get them the most riled up...This scrap, two seconds into the Vancouver and Calgary game...






Yeah, yeah, yeah...The game just started, what do they have to be pissed about...Ferland being a physical thorn in the side of the Canucks last season...Both teams started their physical guys to try to set a tone...Some people don't get that part of hockey...It's a physical game...Is fighting necessary?  Maybe not...Hockey is a beautiful game, that can be amazingly graceful while being controlled chaos at points...And I won't even give you all the pro-fighting bullet points about how it's good for the game...I'll just be blunt and honest...

I fucking like the fighting...I like a good hockey fight...Christ, when I was 6 my dad came home with boxing gloves and started teaching my brothers and I how to fight...And in my younger days when I was playing some younger-guy beer league hockey, I had a few fights...Some times a guy just needs to get punched...Shit, there were times guys felt the same about me...

Fighting in hockey = Good...Idiots on "Around the Horn" who know nothing about Hockey or Fighting, bad mouthing fighting in hockey = Bad

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2. MLB Wild Game...

When MLB added the extra Wild Card, I wasn't sure I liked the idea...But I think it's truly helped the races, proven by the tight, down to the wire, playoff races this season...But then two Wild Card teams' future coming down to one game kinda sucks...All year teams play 3 and 4 game series...And the rest of the playoffs are best of...I'd like to see the Wild Card be at least a best of three series...

Seriously...After seeing the tempers flare in Pittsburgh between the Pirates and the Cubs, did one game seem like enough...I would of loved to see at least one more game with that much heat between two teams...

Yes, this would make the playoffs go even longer, and we'll be dealing with possible snow showers in the World Series....I'll solve that too...Shorten the regular season...I can drop 40 games easy...And what the hell, lets add some of those classic, old school double-headers....Those were the days!

3. Katie Nolan...

Our pal Uncle B.O.B. hit this topic yesterday...And Katie Nolan and her rant has some serious heat to it, so why not jump on that bandwagon and grab some more page-views!?! I'm a page-view whore!  Here is Katie Nolan's rant, in case you somehow missed it...





I agree with everything she said...Greg Hardy is everything that is wrong with the NFL...The NFL, Dallas Cowboys, and the douche-bags in the media who clearly support him being an asshole, also showed us how they are everything that is wrong with the NFL...They have all backed up my view of ignoring the NFL...After these events I am firmly planted in my stance...They'll get none of my time or money...

And all those bad mouthing Katie Nolan for being the rare voice in the media to call out the NFL, and media shills/douchebags...You can all eat a dick!


Feel free to share your thoughts on this week's Hat Trick!

Monday Moaning

Yep...The Bulldogs keep rolling along...They've been creeping up the charts...Well, lets just get right to it...My top 10 teams this week in College Football...

1. Miss State...They jump over Florida State...Why? Because their schedule to this point blows FSU out of the water...They turned the ball over 4 times, and still smoked Auburn...

2. Florida State...They've stayed undefeated...Done what they have to so far...Big game this Saturday with the undefeated Fighting Irish...

3. Ole Miss...The state of Mississippi must be out of their fucking minds...Both their teams just rolling through the SEC...

4. Baylor...Tough team...Down big, and came back big to beat TCU...Could everyone stop talking about TCU's tough defense now...They just gave up 61 points to the Bears!

5. Notre Dame...I would have put my guys in at 4, but Baylor has been more impressive, and the Irish, who's defense has looked so good, just gave up 43 to North Carolina...

Now it just becomes a log jam of 1 loss teams...Oregon, Michigan State, and Auburn would land in the 6, 7, and 8 spots, in no particular order...Then I'm going with Kansas State at 9, and Georgia at 10....


-So this week, the NHL season got into full gear...and one of the oddest things to happen was NHL Analyst, Mike Milbury, a former Coach/GM, and player, saying that "it's time to grow up," and get rid of fighting in hockey...Just to be clear...He did admit to enjoying a fight or two in his day...Yeah, if it wasn't for fighting his career would have ended sooner...




Ok...Now, just so you know, the guy that said "it's time to grow up," is the guy at the top of the screen in this video, in the stands, hitting a fan with his shoe...Fuck you Mike Milbury!

I could except some one else saying lets get rid of fighting...If Gretzky said it, no one would be shocked...But you...You're dick-bag!

Fighting in Hockey is fine...Captain America himself, said so...Yep, The guy who single handedly took Russia out of the Olympics, T.J. Oshie dropped the gloves this week...Oshie can fight...But he's not a fighter...And the guy he fought, Mats Zuccarello isn't a fighter either...just a little runt, who can get under your skin, and won't back down...






And how about this scrap...gotta be the top fight of the opening week...




So lets, recap...Because I just had 3 Moscow Mules after a long week...Milbury= Dick-bag...Hockey= Great!  Fighting in Hockey= Good.

Miss State= Shocking the SEC and the world...

Notre Dame= Needs to play a fuck-ton better to beat those cock suckers at FSU this week...

And don't be a dumb server!





Have a week...

The Beeze.

Hockey Season is Back...

...And there's nothing like the Rangers and Islanders scrapping one out...Unfortunately, the Rangers lost...But it was nice to see some bad blood between these two rivals...I hope the hate lasts all season long...

Here's a quality fight between Brandon Prust and Zenon Konopka...




Here's Wisniewski telling Avery to go suck another dick!



That wasn't the first gay thing Rangers fans have seen this week...Check out this creeptastic moment from a few nights ago...



Lot of unity on this Rangers team...Lets hope it pays off!

Later, The Beeze.

Monday Moaning

"Every picture tells a story...Don't it?"

That's how the Beeze was feeling Sunday morning...And I'm well on my way of looking like this Monday morning too...That's what happens when you spend a little too much time with some Smuttynose Winter Ale!

Brewed in New Hampshire!

I have to say, I couldn't tell you much of what's gone on in the world this weekend...The Grammy Awards were on...I didn't watch...I quit when the y gave Jethro Tull the award for "best heavy metal act." They lost all credibility right there...Nothing against Jethro Tull, it wasn't their fault...For God's sake, it was the first time they ever got any credit for their hard rockin' flute playin'! "But Child please!"

The music industry is crap...And most of the nominated artists I don't and wouldn't listen too...

You don't agree with me about the music industry? Here's my evidence...There's this hack chick Ke$ha, who thinks so much of herself that she spells her name with the dollar sign...Twat! she's got this hit song called "Tik Tok." But clearly no talent...Her voice is totally created in the studio... Example...



Now here's Opie & Anthony fan, 53 year old virgin, nut job, Stalker Patti, after a couple of hours with one of O & A's producers...

Patti isn't very far off...It's all a bunch of crap, and some one needs to be beaten for this...

The "Pro Bowl" was on also...Nope, didn't watch it!

I don't care, I don't care, I don't care...I don't care, I don't care, I don't care! (song in an obnoxious voice)

There was some news in the hockey world...The Toronto Maple Leafs made some noise after trading forward Matt Stajan forward Niklas Hagman, forward Jamal Mayers, and defensman Ian White, to the Calgary Flames for defenseman Dion Phaneuf, forward Fredrik Sjostrom, and prospect Keith Aulie...

Then the Leafs traded forward Jason Blake and goalie Vesa Toskala to Anaheim for goalie J.S. Giguere...

Now if you're a Leafs fan, maybe this makes you happy...Hey, at least their out there trying to get something done...they got rid of some salary, like Blake...And they're getting one of the top defensemen in the league and a goalie with some serious playoff experience...That said, I don't see it helping the team this year...What do I know, I'm drunk right now!

Sticking to hockey, 'cause honestly, I don't follow basketball...I've been happy with the amount of fighting I've noticed this season...I have no stats, or anything to back me up...But I think the number of fights is up this year...And I think that's good...I know, there's a bunch of softies out there that don't like it, and don't think it should be in the game...Well, too bad...It's part of the game, and it was a lot worse back in the day...And I'm talking before I was born, back in the day...

And I always remember Gretzky being against fighting...Listen, dude was without a doubt one of the greatest ever...But he never had to worry about it...If he got challenged some one always stepped in...If he got checked, that guy was getting a beating from McSorley...So his argument doesn't count...Fighting is good for hockey...1. I takes the weapons (the sticks) out of the players hands...2. It does what crashes do for NASCAR...It gets people to watch, if only for a few minutes...Hey, the only time I've ever watched NASCAR was to see an accident...Call me an a$$hole if you want to...But we live in a violent society, I'm just trying to embrace a bit of it!

Here's an old school hockey...Well, from my school...They don''t make 'em like this anymore!



Moving along with this buzzed up roller coaster ride...The wife and I dropped the kids off for a play date at some friends' house, then went to lunch...We tried a little place called "56 West." I wish I would have gone further west!

The Mrs. had a Caprese Salad with grilled chicken...I had the B.E.L.T. It's a BLT with fried egg, arugula, roasted marinated tomatoes, and a herbed mayo...It came out on an 8 pound, stale, baguette, with 1 overcooked egg, and 2 under cooked pieces of bacon...Hardly any arugula, and one tomato...If I go back, it will only be to try something else sh!tty, so I can completely trash them by writing a blog on nothing but them and how much they suck!

Oh, yeah, these ass-hats thought they were so cute...They do a Sunday brunch...Guess what the staff was wearing...Their PJ's...REALLY!?! You look like douche bags...You could at least brush your hair gash! And I don't think slippers are up to code!

All the fans of the little Beeze, I don't have much...He's been a pain in the ass this week, but nothing crazy...I woke up Sunday morning to the sound of him yelling for help...My wife was on it...Thankfully, because I didn't want to get out of bed...I called my daughter in the room and asked her what was wrong...She said he had his foot caught inside my guitar...I don't even want to know...It's not all busted up...I'll re-tune it tomorrow...I just don't want to know...

Have a great week...

Later, The Beeze.