Weiner...Stupid Dick

So after a week of denying he sent a picture of his bulge to some chick, via Twitter...Anthony Weiner admitted today, it was his bulge, and that he had been having "Inappropriate" communications with 6 other woman...Now let's keep this shit real...He only admitted to it, because one of the 6 chicks came out with pics, texts, and emails...

When will these dolts get it...If you are a celebrity...And athlete...Or a politician...You can't trust women who aren't your wife...You can't trust Internet skanks...And you don't have to worry about a paper trail with the Internet...All your shit is out there to be had, and people don't nee the paper...Just a laptop and a clue!

Now I always liked Anthony Weiner for his political views and his firm stances on topics like this...



Or this...




There are plenty of clips of him lighting people up, and I love it...But I figured he was full of shit, last week when he wouldn't answer the question of if he had ever taken a picture of his junk like that...Not if he sent it, but if he took a picture like that...Right then I knew he was lying...

I don't care that he follows hot chicks and porn stars on Twitter...I do too...I don't care that he is a horny perv who snaps pics of his junk...I'm a horny perv too...And ask Mrs. Beeze about the cock shots!

What I do care about, is he's a fucking liar...He talks tough and rides his High Horse when it comes to politics...But when it's time to be a man, and be honest, he falls right off that High Horse, and acts like a douche...Once again, I feel let down by one of the few politicians I thought was a good one...I don't care what these fucks do in their personal life, just like I don't want them to bother me about mine...But I can't stand when they aren't willing to be honest about who they are...

Weiner was stupid for the pics and texts...He was even more stupid for the lies...You fuck up, you own it...As the Godfather said..."You can act like a man!"

At least he wasn't Palin stupid....



Wow! She just made Paul Revere's Ride all about the Second Amendment...What a dope! And her excuse Sunday Morning was ridiculous...Stop crying about the Media and their "Gotcha Questions"...You're putting your face in front of the media and their cameras...You know they're going to ask you questions...So why don't you have some one prep you on Paul Revere, before you go on a tour of his house dummy! The media did their job, and you screwed up at yours again...Oh, wait, you quit your job, GASH!

Look at that...I beat up on the left and the right Today!

Later, The Beeze.

Monday Moaning

I've had a number of things I've wanted to write about this week, but I found myself being lazy and searching out new and strange porn...I'll try to hit a few of those other topics today...But I have to start with this...

Thirty years ago the greatest moment in sports history, at least in my life time, and my opinion, happened...The 1980 U.S. Olympic Hockey team beat the powerhouse Soviet Union team...It was something that wasn't suppose to happen...But it did...It was one of those moments that showed us how great and inspiring sports can be...A group of College kids, beat Russia's pros...The team that was the best in the world...

My Father didn't make me go to bed...Hell, he made me stay up...And I'm so grateful for that...I was only 4 years old, and knew nothing about hockey...But I knew this was big...As the game moved on, and I saw the crowds reactions...The tension, and excitement building...My Dad sitting on the edge of his seat...I'd never seen this or felt this before...

When it was over, and I had to go to bed, I couldn't sleep...I was up half the night replaying the game in my head...With myself starring as Jim Craig...

From that moment on, I was hooked on the game of Hockey...The U.S. went on to beat Finland for the Gold Medal...And we haven't had another moment like...And honestly, I don't think we ever will...

Now all the teams have pros...So even though other teams are favored to win...It wouldn't shock the world if the U.S. team, made up of All-Star caliber NHL players won the gold...As a matter of fact, the U.S. took it to Canada Sunday night, beating them 5-3...Ryan Miller was amazing between the pipes...

And 36 year old Brian Rafalski scored 2 goals and added an assist...

I have to give Canada's Rick Nash (Columbus Blue Jackets) some serious credit...he's busted his ass in every game, and has been a non-stop energy guy...He was nailing U.S. players all night, and setup the 3rd Canadian goal...

Now, to move on to some other topics...F**K Curling! 11 out of the 14 days of the Olympics, Curling is on...Holy boring ass game...NOT Sport...Game...Freaking shuffleboard on ice! I don't get it...I don't want to get it...And I'd like NBC and all their other networks to get it off my TV already...

Next...Tiger Woods did what so many wanted him to do...He apologized...So many of these talking heads on TV and Radio said he needed to apologize to people...No he didn't...He needed to apologize to his family...Not the douche on "The Insider" who said, "He owes me an apology." He doesn't owe you shit...So he does, and you dolts blast for that too...This is what he should have said...http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/a4820e5cbc/i-am-tiger-woods

Moving right along...Since I mentioned the douche on "The Insider"...Here's Gary Coleman blowing up on that stupid show...

Of course the little guy blew up...She was being a c**t and trying to make him blow up...All those people involved are ass-hats, and should be beaten...Watching that show, "I can see how a hand becomes fist."

Now I try to avoid politics, but this isn't really politics...I mean this person quit her job as a governor, so I guess that makes this not political...I personally think Sarah Palin is a dolt...You may feel otherwise...In my opinion, it was going to be hard to stop the Obama train, and putting her on the ticket with McCain sealed the deal...We can get into that stuff later though...Recently Sarah Palin has been taking on the use of the word retard...That is unless big, fat, Rush says it...

I understand that she has a developmentally challenged child...Or whatever watered down term you like...But when I grew up...The word was retarded...As the world got more politically correct, you weren't aloud to call retarded people retarded...So the word retard started getting used in a 7th grade mentality way...'Dude I can't believe you did that...You're such a retard!' Just as gay started getting used in that 7th grade way...'Dude, playing Farmville is gay.'

Now Mrs. Palin is mad at the show "Family Guy" for poking fun at her, and using the word retard...Listen gash, you put yourself in the spotlight...You're gonna have to take sh!t like everyone else...You're gonna need thicker skin if you really want a job in politics...Although you quit one job already, so I'm guessing you don't have what it takes...I'll end this topic with this...



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On we go to my weekend...Saturday night the Mrs. and I went out to The Melting Pot with our friends...I got a rock solid Conway's Irish Ale buzz on...Then later that night, the little Beeze woke up after a nightmare...I was up...Drunk...And watching "Casino." So I let him hang out with me...I put on cartoons or something...It was 4:00 AM and he was still up...I finally passed out...He went into my bed...I was up at 7:00 AM Sunday...kicked everyone out of my bed, and got a couple hours of sleep...

I knew this was going to be along day...So I made a deal with the kids...I'll take you to Build-A-Bear, but after that you have to behave, and behave quietly...Well they both also scored a cap at LIDS...I scored 2...She got a pink Cleveland Browns cap...One with the dog on it...He got a SpongeBob one...I got a old school Cubs cab, and a new Cleveland State cap...$160 later they stuck to the deal...That's right, I bought my hangover some peace and quiet...Thank God!

Have a great week...

Later, The Beeze.