Tuesday, December 28, 2010

The Beeze's Hump Day Hits (New Years Edition)



Well 2010 is almost over...2011 is lurking around around the corner...What will the new year old for you? What will it hold for me? I've been trying to think about 2010, and remember all the big stories, and all the shit that has happened in my world, but it's all a blur...Maybe the new baby cutting into my sleep has scrambled my brain a little bit...Maybe having this new little girl has overshadowed everything else...

So instead of looking back on the year, I'll just look back at this last week or so...I'm losing my fucking mind! Not because of the baby...It's my mother-in-law...She offered to come and stay with us after the baby was born, to help out for the first couple weeks...It's been almost two weeks, and we're still waiting for some help...So far she has knocked back four 12 packs of soda, eat my food, take my son's room over, use way too much toilet paper, found ways to avoid her grandchildren, and always seems to be in the way...She has washed some dishes, but I have to rewash them when I get home from work...For some reason she uses her hands or dirty wash rag instead of one of the three dish washing brushes we have...

To be fair, she has done a good deal of laundry, but when I'm working a double at the Fish House, and the oldest is sick, and the little Beeze is, well, the little Beeze, and my wife is taking care of the baby, maybe grandma could jump in and help with the kids, or make dinner...We could give a shit about the laundry at that point...

Then...Back at Thanksgiving I made it clear to everyone, we weren't having people over for Christmas, and we weren't going anywhere for Christmas...I wasn't making a big dinner...We had no idea what would happen with the baby, and we didn't want any extra chaos...So on the 23rd, she invites my father-in-law, and brother-in-law over for Christmas dinner...Never talking to me about it...And it was clear she wasn't cooking anything...So off to the store I go on Christmas Eve to get shit to make a dinner...Because as much as I wanted to throw her in the street, and tell them if they showed up at my door, they would be laying next to her, I didn't...I love my wife, and she was just as frustrated as I was, maybe more...I bit my tongue...If she wanted to go off, then she knew she could tag me in...But she didn't...She's too nice...But she wanted to, and so did I...

Father-in-law, and brother-in-law, stayed a very short time...The pretty much ate and left...This was kinda nice, but it pissed me off at the same time...I scrambled to make them dinner, even though they knew I didn't want to do it, grandpa ran his fucking mouth, like he always does, and they left...Spend some time with the kids...Offer to help cleanup...Don't just eat and run! WTF!?! Clearly, based on my mood, no matter what they did, I wasn't going to be happy...

Grandma continues to make me nuts...She complained about having an upset stomach today...Then during the course of the day, ate chocolate cake, pumpkin spice ice cream, and killed some more soda...Seriously?

Okay, I should move on from this topic...

Those pussies in Philly are playing the game they postponed because a snow storm was coming...They only got 12 inches in Philly...What a bunch of twats! Actually, that's an insult to twats! Even the governor of Pennsylvania called out the NFL and everyone else involved, referring to them as wusses! Damn right Ed Rendell!

Now after this has happened, what does it mean next time there is a snow storm coming...What if some one thinks it's raining too hard...A bad precedent has been set, and the NFL is going to have to pull their collective heads out of their asses!

It's been awhile since I posted any Bill Burr...Here is Bill and his thoughts on the Jets, Rex Ryan, and Rex's love of feet!




It's still the Holiday season, so I decided to borrow some Holiday Hotties from one of my Favorite sites... http://www.hockeyhotchicks.com/

So on this fine Hump Day, which of these Holiday Hotties would you most like to give a yule log?


A.



B.




C.


As always, Read and Respond...

And Happy New Year!




Later, The Beeze.

Sunday, December 26, 2010

Monday Moaning


Well, Christmas has come and gone, but the T&A lasts forever!

Now normally I get bummed out Christmas night...You know, after all that planning, shopping, playing Santa, cooking, and all the other shit, then boom, it's over...Be back next year! But this time around, I was just relaxed, and glad the day was done...Everyone was in bed, and me and the baby sat in my chair...Apparently her favorite place to sleep is in the crook of my arm...So we chilled and watched "The Empire Strikes Back."


As for Christmas day, the kids had a blast...They both got iPod touches, which has been buying us some serious peace...But as I was loading them up with apps and shit, I started getting pissed at the fact that I don't have one of these...Little Beeze better not fuck up, or I'm taking his away...Oh, and I did put the "Bleep" app on there, so maybe he can self-edit his swearing! But the gift that got him the most fired up...Of course it was a Shark!


He loves that thing...He also got shark toys, and a shark pillow, and shark pj's...It was a sharky Christmas here...

The wife hooked me up with a sweet Keurig coffee maker, the complete series of "The Wire" and a killer BJ!

Moving on, in case anyone missed Mo's Fesitvus Awards, you check them out
HERE...Yes, I'm linking this to toot my own horn, as the Beeze won Blogger of the year for the second year in a row!

In sports, the Vikings and Eagles game was pushed from Sunday night, to Tuesday night, because of snow...I'm sorry, but you don't cancel, or postpone a Football game for snow...Actually, I'm not sorry...Fuck that! If I'm NBC, I'm really pissed...The NFL wants us to give up Sunday night prime-time, and move to Tuesday night, because it's snowing...Something tells me the advertisers may want some cash back...And I have to believe they would have gotten even more casual viewers to tune in, just because the game was being played in a blizzard...I know I would have had it on...Tuesday, I won't...

The NFL is saying, that they did this for the safety of the fans in Philly...Maybe, but guess what...Fuck the fans...If they can't handle driving in the snow, and the city can't keep up with clearing the roads, fuck'em! This is Football...It gets played in all conditions...It doesn't change the fact that the rest of the country would have been watching...And Philly fans are assholes anyways, so if a few bite it on the way home, you did the world a favor!

But should we be surprised? Over the last few years we've seen the NFL pussifying the league more and more...Now they don't want fans to drive in the snow...Bullshit! The NFL shit the bed, again! Pussies!

Speaking of pussies...The Browns name fit well Sunday...They looked like a steaming pile of shit...A lot of people have been fired up about Colt McCoy...Well Ed Reed took Colt to school Sunday, picking him off twice...Colt threw another pick as well...I can't blame the defense much at all either...Hard to keep points off the board when the other team starts with the ball in your end of the field...And the heat got turned up even more on Coach Mangina, as he went to the locker room at halftime with two timeouts, as the team was driving...Clock management has been awful all year...Then he opens the second half with an onside kick, that the Browns didn't get, putting the defense in the hole again...I thing Mangina sealed his fate with this one...Now the big question in town is, will Holmgren want to coach, or will he hire one of his buddies for the job?

I swear to God, the off season in Cleveland is more exciting than the regular season...

I don't know how many people are watching HBO's Penguins/Capitals, 24/7 show, but apparently Capitals head coach Bruce Boudreau wants the world to know, that Rex Ryan isn't the only overrated, fat-ass, head coach, who says fuck all the time...This guy gets it into one sentence 12 times...He's a fuck dropping machine...Besides that, it's not a bad show...Kinda cool to see some of that behind the scenes shit...

That's it for now...I hope everyone had a great Christmas...Would have been better if she showed up...



Have a week...

Later, The Beeze.

Thursday, December 23, 2010

Money, the NCAA, Ohio State, and Money


Well in case you missed the news that has been buzzing around Ohio since last night, 5 Ohio State Football players have been suspended for the first 5 games next season, including "star" QB Terrelle Pryor...Apparently, the players have been selling off jerseys, and shoes, and awards, for money, and or discounts...They also swapped autographs for cheap tattoos...

Why would they do this? This is a know NCAA violation...They did it for money of course...Everything about this story is all twisted up in money...The NCAA suspended them for the first 5 games next season, but not for their upcoming Bowl Game...Why not the Bowl Game? Because, it's a BCS game, and the NCAA doesn't want to lose any money they can make off the backs of these players...Who is really going to tune in if Pryor isn't playing...The next best QB for Ohio State is a high school senior...there is no way the NCAA is going to pass up on making big-time Bowl money!

The players most likely felt they needed the money, because they aren't allowed to have jobs...The universities make boat loads off of College Football...They make a shit-ton of money selling merchandise...Are Dayne Crist, and Brady Quinn seeing any money from all the #10 jerseys that get sold...NO! And Pryor isn't getting a dime for all the #2 jerseys sold in Columbus...

Now many say, 'Well those kids are getting a free college education!' Yes they are, and I use to argue the same point...But the cost of that education, doesn't even compare to the money the schools and the NCAA take in from those players busting their asses on the football field...A regular student, can get grants, and academic scholarships, and they are still allowed to get a job and have some cash for beer, and condoms, and whatever else they may need...

There has to be a way to give players a stipend...Just a little something for their efforts, and giving them the ability to have some spending cash, so they don't screw their team by breaking some NCAA rules...Maybe if college players got a stipend, we wouldn't have Heisman winners tainted by allegations of taking money from boosters and agents...Maybe we wouldn't have dumb players trading autographs for tattoos, and trophies for money...

That said, these douchebags at Ohio State knew they were breaking the rules...Some say the penalty was too harsh...Not me, but maybe that's just because I don't like Ohio State...But I'll take them over those ass-hats from Michigan any day! Anyway, they knew what they were doing was wrong...And for some reason, the fact they sold awards off really bothers me...I don't understand how you could just toss aside something commemorating an achievement of yours...And the players who sold their
Gold_Pants, that is really bothering me...The Gold Pants are all about tradition, and Ohio State's rivalry with Michigan...Clearly, either these guys don't give a shit about tradition, or they are really desperate for money...

They should have been suspended for the Bowl Game...But as I said, money won't allow that...The NCAA should look in the mirror, and think about giving players a cut for what they do...But most likely, money won't allow that either...The schools and the NCAA don't want to share their wealth

Later, The Beeze.

PS: Merry Christmas!

Tuesday, December 21, 2010

The Beeze's Hump Day Hits...With a bit of Moaning Too


Well gang, I didn't show up Monday, so I thought I better drop in for Hump Day, and spread a little Christmas cheer...Yes, I say Christmas...None of that Happy Holidays bullshit...I celebrate Christmas, so I say Merry Christmas! If you don't, I don't give a shit...

So things have been crazy in my world...The baby was born a week ago...Over the weekend she got jaundice...We did some crazy running around to the doctor's office, then the lab...Then got a Bili-blanket, and long story short, she's doing better...If none of that made sense, google it!

I went back to work Monday, had a fun double at the Fish House...When I left Mrs. Beeze informed me our oldest daughter had a fever...So when I got home Monday night, I was in the door maybe 5 minutes, and boom...Puke was flying...Her throat is hurting, and the fever has been up and down...Of course we are fearing Strep...My throat hurts just typing this...The Little Beeze has been good, but Tuesday evening he started getting stuffy...Fucking Christmas is gonna be a fucking hoot this year!

I have to be honest, I haven't paid a damn bit of attention to the sports world...It's not just the baby that has taken up all my time, and my limited mental stability...It's the baby, the sick 9 year old, making sure the 6 year old Little Beeze is behaving, and not hurting the baby, and waiting for him to get sick...Feeding them, and the Mrs. and her Mom who came to help out for a week or two...Now I think she is just trying to dodge germs...Getting back to the grind at work, which this is a fun, busy time of the year for us...I haven't even looked at my computer the last two days...When I have a moment a free time, I've been closing my eyes...

There are a couple things I want to touch on in the sports world...Last week, Indians great Bob Feller died...He was a power pitcher, long before Roger Clemens got stuck in the ass with a needle...And he did it with class...He gave up four years in his prime when he enlisted in the Navy, the day after Pearl Harbor, and he made sure he didn't get some soft detail...He told them to put him in the fight...

I remember being disgusted a number of years ago when some baseball card collecting douche was mocking how little Bob Feller autograph was worth, as if it was some sort of sign that he wasn't that good...You know why his autograph was so highly valued...Because he signed for anyone, and everyone who asked, because he was classy, and wasn't looking for a payday...And anyone who had the chance to meet him, will tell you this same thing...You knew you were in the presence of greatness, but he didn't make you feel small...He was humble, gracious, and kind...

I've been hearing more and more talk from Browns fans about how they want coach Eric Mangini fired...How quickly things change...A few weeks ago everyone was liking what he was doing, then they get beat by Buffalo, and Cincy in back-to-back games, and it's a totally different story...Now they want his head...Me, I don't know...I didn't watch either game...I've seen this team, that has a roster half full of cast offs, and retreads make some big improvements...The offense is boring, but hell, the offense has a white boy running back who has rushed for over a 1,000 yards...I would considering giving Mangini another, instead of another complete overhaul...Maybe it's just me, but I'm sick of the rebuilds that keep taking place every two to three years...

For a little taste of politics, I'll give you this
LINK and ask you this...Why is Jon Stewart the fucking voice of reason? Republicans, and Democrats in DC...Wake the fuck up!

Now to the good stuff...

A couple weeks ago, when I last posted Hump Day...The lovely Rosie Jones was the winner in a close battle...



Because I'm tired, I'm not doing the competition this week...Instead, we're just gonna look at how I see Rosie Jones celebrating Christmas...









Looks like fun to me!!!


Before I go, I just wanted to say, that having this latest baby, has helped remind me how very lucky I am...She's also made me think about those who are no longer with us, and how I wish I could share her, and Christmas with them...




Thanks for putting up with my drivel...Merry Christmas!





Later, The Beeze.

Wednesday, December 15, 2010

No Hump Day Today...

Last I looked, Rosie was in the lead after last week...But none of that matters this week...The only girl that matters right now is this one...


The Beeze family welcomed our 3rd child into the world December 14, 2010...And she's perfect! Mom and baby are well...

Later, The Beeze.

Monday, December 13, 2010

Monday Moaning



Three cheers for whoever made the call...Brett Favre will not be playing in tonight's game...His stupid 297 consecutive starts streak is going to be over, and most likely, his overrated, annoying career!

Yes, I'm posting this late...I wasn't planning on posting at all last night...You see the Mrs. was feeling like it was about to be baby time...She'd been having contractions all weekend, and Sunday night they finally started getting stronger, and a bit closer together...Then my daughter started feeling sick...She's fine, I think it was mostly nerves about the baby possibly coming during this massive blizzard the media has been hyping up...So far, it's really cold, windy, and not a lot of snow...No 3 feet here yet you excitable, douchebag, weather guy!

As for Mrs. Beeze, she's doing fine...Uncomfortable, and she wants this kid out of her, but okay...The doctor says she's close, but not there yet...Any day now...The staff at the doctors office suggested we go home, have sex, and then my wife should get on her hands and knees and scrub the kitchen floor...Apparently that must scare the kid out...I'm just wondering, why not have sex, while she is on her hands and knees, scrubbing the kitchen floor...You know, kill two birds with one dick!

The sex part may have to happen...The first two kids came a day after bumping uglies...I'll keep you updated...

The weekend wasn't too crazy...Sunday we had a nice traditional, Irish Boiled Dinner...



Then Santa made his yearly trip through the neighborhood...



Yes, the cops were hot on his trail...

He took a second to talk to my daughter...



The Little Beeze stayed inside...He knows what list he's on, and figured, why bother with the fat fucker...



Speaking of these two kids...Saturday they were discussing something, I really wasn't paying attention...But then I heard my daughter call Little Beeze a "Drama Queen"...He was having none of that, and responded by saying, "fuck off!" Looks like my work with this one is done!

In other exciting news this past week...TMZ got their hands of some video of Miley Cyrus, getting high...Way to go Miley...Nothing like a "friend" holding a camera in your face as you hit the bong, then she starts telling you to talk...And boom, it's in the hands of TMZ...If you want to watch,
HERE it is...
What a God awful cackle...Why didn't some one shove a dick in her mouth and shut her the hell up?

On last thing, Saturday I did a post, just about me...Some thing to give a little more insight into the Beeze...It's
HERE if you're interested...

Not sure how much I'll be around this week...We'll see...

Have a good one...

Later, The Beeze.

Saturday, December 11, 2010

25 Things About The Beeze


Well, not that Beeze...Yes, this feels like one of those wacky facebook notes, but I was inspired by my friends, B-DUB and -A...So here's my list...They both started with a fear of heights, so why not begin there...

1. I was always afraid of heights, so freshman year of high school I joined the Stage Crew, and signed up for the Lighting and fly crews...It didn't take long for me to get past the fear, thanks to the upperclassmen breaking my balls...Then when the railing of a cat-walk broke and I nearly fell to my death, I learned I wasn't afraid of heights, I was afraid of hitting the ground...Since then I've had no problem with heights, but I make sure I don't fall...

2. I can't stand roller coasters...That shit scares the hell out of me...I have little faith in anyone else controlling my fate...Hell I even had trouble enjoying a handy on a roller coaster...

3. I've started writing 3 different books...One all about me and my insanity, and playing shrink to myself...I had hoped to be done with it by now, but this shit in my head doesn't seem to stop! One that is total fiction...I'm not telling you about that, it's gonna be an Oscar winning screen play, and you aren't stealing it! The third was for my wife, explaining football, so she could possibly enjoy watching it with me...

4. I play guitar and write songs, but clearly since I sling fish for a living, I don't play and write well enough!



5. That picture is of the guitars I own...The fleet is missing 3 that I sold off to start college funds for my kids...I miss my 1962 Fender Jazzmaster the most...

6. I'm a bit of a "Star Wars" geek, but the 3 newest ones were a letdown...Although the 3rd one was much better than the first 2...

7. I've spent too much time ripping apart the 3 latest Star Wars films, and how they screwed up the time-lines, and other shit that I could go into for hours...

8. "The Empire Strikes Back" is my favorite...

9. Boba Fett was the shit, and the way they way they killed him in "Return of the Jedi" is a disgrace...



I just used 4 on my "Star Wars" geekdom...

10. When it comes to "The Flintstones" I was always a Betty fan...



11. That picture was my Fantasy Football team Logo last year...

12. I stay up late almost every night, for no real reason...It's almost like I feel like I'm wasting time if I go to bed...

13. Part of what keeps me up late, or all night is watching movies I've seen plenty of times before...If it's a Vietnam movie, I'm watching it...




14. I collect Baseball caps...Not so much of Baseball teams, but caps from anywhere...Although I do have 8 different styles of Boston Red Sox caps...7 different Notre Dame caps...3 different Fish House styles...

15. I drink too much coffee...Most after 3 in the afternoon...Minimum of 6 cups...

16. I follow politics closely, and feel that my opinion is always right, but I'm willing to listen to the opposing view...Something that most the dolts in DC don't do...I don't write about politics often, because it so often gets people too pissed off...Which leads to out next one...

17. I crave the acceptance of strangers and friends alike, clearly since I'm always posting blogs...

18. I wish I was sitting in Sullivan's Pub right now, eating a Rashers & Turkey Melt, and drinking a Christmas Ale...But we are on High Alert with the baby watch right now...Any day now...

19. I once had a girlfriend break up with me because this poster was hanging in my bedroom...



It made her feel insecure about herself...Me saying, "Well of course you don't look like the Playmate of the Year? I wanted to inspire you to lose weight" didn't really help things...A hour later she came back over, dropped and gobbled, and I agreed to put the poster in the closet...

20. I use to drink religiously...Seriously, too much...Once we started having kids I slowed that down...Now I have a few beers, a couple times a month...

21. My favorite word is FUCK...



Thanks for that video Frank!

I know many women hate it, but cunt is my second favorite word...It seems to have so much force behind it!

22. I dread going out...Every time I or we have plans to go anywhere, when it gets close, I just don't want to go...I'm well known for saying, "I'll be there" and then not showing up...But when I force myself to go, or the wife kicks me in the ass, and says, "we're going" I have a great time...It's a nasty mental hurdle I've had since childhood...Back when I was kid, I'd get sick all the time over going places...

23. I didn't have a computer, or the Internet, or anything until 4 and a half years ago...Now I'm a blogging, social media, geek, who can't believe how empty his life was without all this technology...

24. I love hot women in school girl outfits, and yes, two is better than one...



25. I am often anti-religion...Mainly because of religious fanatics who seem to fuck things up...By that I mean, they don't know what they are talking about...Seriously, it's your religion, you should have a clue...

I've also known very religious catholics, who have been the most unloving, unaccepting, intolerant, bigoted people I've ever met...

That all said, I quietly and privately hope that there is something out there that explains all of this...Or are we just left with DeNiro in "The Deer Hunter"?





Later, The Beeze.

Thursday, December 9, 2010

Did You See the Video of the Bearcat?

I intended to put this in Monday's post...I forgot...So then I was going to put it in Wednesday's post...Again, I forgot...So here it is...The Cincinnati Bearcat mascot, thought it would be funny to throw snowballs at some police officers this past Saturday...They warned him to stop, but this dummy must have thought, 'I'm the Bearcat, they won't mess with me.'

Well, he thought wrong!




I really got a kick out of the girl who kept telling people to not film it, and stop taking pictures, stating "It's not funny."

Yes it is dummy! Although it would have been funnier if they tazed him!

Thanks Bearcat!

Later, The Beeze.

Tuesday, December 7, 2010

The Beeze's Hump Day Hits



Welcome to another edition of the Hump Day Hits...Let's start with that Monday Night Football game...Hey Rex Ryan and the JETS...Maybe you should stop shit talking, and do a little practicing, and film study...And when you get your ass kicked as badly as the Patriots kicked yours, you probably shouldn't talk more shit after the game...Seriously, you just ass-raped by Belichik, Brady and the Pats defense that has been pretty weak all year...Shut the fuck up, and go back to the drawing board!

And since I mentioned Tom Brady...I don't want to here about the greatness of Peyton Manning again...Those 15 Interceptions are awesome! And I don't care about the fact that the Colts have had a bunch of injuries, and Manning doesn't have all his boys...Brady has Welker, Tate, Woodhead, Branch, and two rookie Tight Ends...Welker is coming off a blown-out knee, and Branch is a retread...The rest are unproven...So fuck Manning and his one ring...Brady and his three rings is the shit...Oh, and Brady has only thrown 4 picks...

Tuesday, The Washington Redskins decided to suspend Albert Haynesworth without pay, for the rest of the season...What was the reason given? "Conduct detrimental to the club" SHOCKING! (yes that's sarcasm) My question is, What the hell took them so long...This overpaid, ass-hat, and coach Mike Shanahan have been going at since the fat fucker decided not to show up to training camp, after he collected his $21 million bonus check...Seriously, this fuck-stain should have been dealt with months ago!

Hey, who wants to mix in some politics...I know, politics can get people touchy, so of course I'm gonna go there...It's not all tits, ass, and sports with me...

I read today that a number of the Democrats are furious over the tax deal President Obama made with the Republicans...Well guys, maybe you should look in the mirror, because all they've shown in the last two years, is a complete lack of balls to get anything done...Stop blaming everyone else when you're sitting on the sidelines, acting like cunts!

And as for the Republicans Tax cuts...Well my fellow Americans, considering these cuts are going to add a shit-ton to the debt, we are officially China's bitch...Yes, unemployment benefits will be extended, and our taxes won't jump through the roof come January...Which I think we can all agree those are good things right now, with the way things are...But some real solutions for our country's future are needed...The sad thing is, I have no faith in any of these dolts in DC...I have jokingly talked about running for President...Hell, I've told my wife I want to run for city council, or mayor...And sometimes I think I should, but my opinionated, loud mouth, would probably get me shot...

Speaking of getting shot...(WOW this is an awful segue)...Today, December 8th is the 30th anniversary of John Lennon's murder...George Harrison was always my favorite Beatle...I can't stand McCartney...And Ringo is a douche! But there is no denying how much Lennon's music, and how much Lennon the man, touched people...And no matter what anyone says, his death was a great loss to the music world, and to the political consciousness...




Of course all Lennon tributes need to have "Imagine" in them...It's in the handbook...I started checking out all the covers of the song...Holy shit, a lot of people did that one...But me being me, I'll go to my old fall back band, OLP...




Okay, enough of this downer shit...Let's get to the T&A...Last week we retired Alana's ass and hung it up in the rafters...So this week, we have three new contestants...

On this cold (in Cleveland) Hump day, which of these ladies would you most like to warm up with?


A. Rosie




B. Kasssie




C. Veronika




As always, Read and Respond...

Later, The Beeze.

Sunday, December 5, 2010

Monday Moaning


Holy shit! I didn't start off this Monday's post with a piece of ass...Sorry guys, but I put the T&A aside this week, to pay tribute to my high school Alma Mater...

Now normally I start this post recapping from Thursday or Friday, but this week we're starting in the middle of the weekend...Saturday night, the St. Edward Eagles took on Huber Heights Wayne for the Ohio High School State Championship...Of course football is a huge deal here in Ohio, and St. Edward High School is a big deal in my family...My Dad went there, and my oldest brother went there, and I went there...The other brother didn't, and that's why nobody likes him!

The school has a proud tradition, especially when it comes to athletics...25 Wrestling state championships...11 Hockey state championships...3 in Baseball...1 in Basketball...and until Saturday night, 0 in Football...

This Eagles team has gotten a lot of press around here...The biggest Offensive Line around...All five starters have been highly recruited, and all are BIG! The Eagles have also played the toughest schedule in the state, and one of the toughest in the country...What's really surprising, is this team was 4-6 last year, and after Saturday, they were a perfect 15-0...

But the title game wasn't easy, as they went up against a good Wayne team, lead by their Quarterback, Ohio State recruit, 6'3" 200lb. Braxton Miller...Miller had an excellent game both rushing and passing...The Eagles found themselves down 21-7, but battled back, by their fearless Quarterback, 5'9" 165lb. Kevin Burke...


Burke is well known for his fast feet, but he has no problem making the throws his team needs him to...The Eagles surged ahead 27-21...Then Miller lead Wayne back down the field and took the lead back, 28-27 with 2 and a half minutes left...Burke and company drove it right back and after a touchdown and two-point conversion, the Eagles went ahead 35-28...


Miller would have one last shot, but after being pressured by the Eagles defense, he threw up a desperation pass, that was picked off...Afterwards, Burke said, "I was happy they scored, I wanted to run a two-minute drill. It was awesome." No offence, but Ohio State can have the Miller...I'll take the little guy! Congrats to the Eagles!


Moving on, in What The Fuck news...The Washington Nationals signed Outfielder Jayson Werth for a hell of a lot more than he's worth! 7 years, $126 million! Grossly overpaid, for a career .272 hitter, with a 120 HR and 406 RBI in 8 seasons...Christ Baseball teams are getting retarded with the Money they are throwing around!

Speaking of Baseball being retarded...There's something that Happened Friday that hasn't gotten enough coverage in my eyes...Chicago Cub great, Ron Santo died...His life, career,on and off the field, and the total lack of respect he's gotten, have not gotten the coverage it they deserve...And based on m y numbers, not enough people read what I posted on the topic, so here is a
LINK

Of course some of that may have been overshadowed by "The King's" return to Cleveland...Yes, I wrote about that over-hyped bullshit too...
RIGHT_HERE

I don't know about you, but at the Beeze house, Sunday's are for getting shit done around the house, doing something fun with the kids, and of course, Football...So let me just make this clear to the neighbors...Stop sending your rotten kids over to my house during the Browns game! I don't like your little fuckers either!

I practically slammed the door in one little girls face today, as I said,
"NO! I'M WATCHING THE BROWNS GAME, NOT YOU!"

We also did some Christmas decorating as well...



See, I'm a nice, fucking festive guy!




That's it for now...

Have a week...

Later, The Beeze.

Friday, December 3, 2010

Ron Santo has Died and the Hall of Fame is Still Waiting for Him


Chicago Cub legendary 3rd baseman, and longtime Cubs radio announcer, Ron Santo died today at the age of 70, from complications from bladder cancer...Santo battled health issues most of his life, including losing both legs to his battle with diabetes...

During his playing days, Santo was a fan favorite, playing along side greats like Ernie Banks, Ferguson Jenkins, and Billy Williams...All 3 are Hall of Famers...Hall of Famers who wonder why Santo isn't in there with them...They aren't the only ones...I know I've mentioned the Hall's lack of credibility in the past...Yes, I said lack of credibility...Santo not being in the Hall is a disgrace...

Santo played 2243 games, scored 1138 runs, had 2,254 hits, 365 doubles, 67 triples, 342 home runs, 1331 RBI, with a .277 batting average...He wasn't a slouch in the field either, winning 4 Gold Gloves...He had 9 All-Star appearances...

Now growing up, when it came to 3rd baseman, my father compared everyone to his favorite, Hall of Famer, Brooks Robinson...Here's his stats...2,896 games, 1,232 runs scored, 2,848 hits, 482 doubles, 68 triples, 268 home runs, 1,357 RBI, with a .267 batting average...Of course, Robinson, a god with the glove, has 16 Gold Gloves...Other than Gold Gloves, the numbers are pretty damn even, and both these guys played in the same era...

Later, 3rd baseman started being compared to Mike Schmidt...So lets do it...2,404 games, 1,506 runs, 2,234 hits, 408 doubles, 59 triples, 548 home runs, 1,595 RBI, with a .267 batting average...9 Gold gloves...Other than the Home runs, Schmidt's numbers don't tower over Santo either...And Santo carried a better average then both Robinson and Schmidt...

And if all that isn't good enough, Santo had a Hall of Fame worthy career in the broadcast booth...Many people didn't like how he showed his emotions and his loyalty to the Cubs when he called their games...But he was honest, and he was good...

Baseball...The Baseball Writers...The Hall of Fame and it's stupid committee should all be ashamed of themselves...One of the game's greats should have been enshrined in the Hall of Fame years ago, and now he is gone...He was cheated out of what he deserved...And Baseball fans who visit the Hall of Fame have been cheated as well...




Rest In Peace Ron Santo.


The Beeze.

An Open Letter to the Sports Media and the Cavaliers


So last night was the big night...LeBron James first game back in Cleveland...ESPN had been hyping it up for a week...And the rest of the sports media followed...And yes, even outlets such as CNN showed up for the big night...The world press was waiting for Cleveland to explode...Why? Because ESPN put it in everyones' heads, that every single fucking person in Cleveland, was showing up at this stupid fucking game, with a gun...Bricks...Batteries...Knives...And that "The Q" would be nothing but a pile of smoldering ash, when the city was done...

Well guess what fuck-tards..."The Q" is still standing...No one tried getting in with weapons...No one tried to Jump LeBron on the court...Nobody tried to kill him...They went to a basketball game, and guess what happened...A basketball game...You all make me want to puke in the soup! (today's soup at the Fish House was Manhattan Clam Chowder)

Yes, the fans yelled at the self proclaimed "King"...Yes they had organized chants and cheers...Yes there were signs and shirts, but nothing that went over the top...Nothing like what you'd really hear on any given day, walking down the street...The harshest sign may have been the "Like Father, Like Son" sign...


The Delonte chant was funny, if the stories of Delonte West banging LeBron's mom are true...But some one on twitter last night pointed something funny out about that...what the hell do you chant at Delonte West then...That sorry fucker was banging LeBron's drunk ass mom! She ain't no MILF!

Nonetheless, Cleveland fans showed up...They booed and cheered and did their thing the whole game...The Cavaliers on the other hand...Well, they just fucking sucked! Besides sucking ass...The were swinging on LeBron's nuts half the time...

'Yeah you my dog LeBron, go ahead and drop 38 points on us.'

Every fucker on that team should be embarrassed...Every coach should be pissed, and ashamed...That game looked like the Varsity playing the Freshman...And why the fuck didn't some one knock that douchebag on his ass?

The Cavaliers had sold out their first 10 home games this season...After that cunty performance, they won't sellout again...The Cavs lost some fans last night...

Oh, speaking of cunty...The media lost even more of my respect, trying to build up the city of Cleveland as a bunch of murderous fucking assholes...Then just blowing off the fact that none of the bad shit they wanted to happen, didn't happen...Die ESPN!

As for LeBron...He lit it up, and sat out the 4th quarter...And afterwards, he was his normal, humble self, speaking about his greatness, and still refusing to apologize...



Hey, I'm glad he's willing to stand by his decision...But you can still stand by your decision, and apologize for going about it the wrong way...And for so many of the angry Cleveland fans, that's all they really want is to hear an "I'm sorry"...I know, it sounds silly, but that's how many people are...Tell them you're sorry, and all is forgiven...

Oh, well...

You know what really pisses me off...I actually wasted a December evening, watching a basketball game...That shit won't happen again!

Later, The Beeze.

Wednesday, December 1, 2010

The Beeze's Hump Day Hits


Hey ladies, guess who's coming back to town...That's right, King Crybaby!




Yes, people it's not just the local media, it's all over the national media too...The great hype machine is working overtime...LeBron James is coming back to Cleveland ,and everyone expects the worst...Guess what, the fans worst isn't going to hurt LeBron...No matter how much the city of Cleveland embraced him, because he grew up 30 minutes away, and because he had so much talent...He never embraced the city...

Clevelanders got use to people like Bernie Kosar, who grew up in Youngstown...The city embraced him...It was close enough to call him one of us...And he returned the sentiment...But not everyone is Bernie Kosar, and I'm not talking about him being piss drunk most of the time! As a matter of fact, there are less and less athletes around who show that love back to a city...And I'm not just talking about during their playing days...Bernie is still around, and treats Clevelanders with nothing but respect, and gratitude...

So to any Cavaliers fans who may be going to the big game...Feel free to let LeBron know you think he's a douche, but don't get carried away...We're all still hearing about 10 cent beer night, and fuck, I wasn't even born yet!




In other sports news...Cam Newton, Auburn QB has been reinstated to play by the NCAA...Funny thing is, nobody knew he was suspended...Apparently on Monday, the NCAA found his father and some other shady bastard guilty of "wrong doings" so the University suspended Newton on Tuesday...The NCAA reinstated him today...Funny how they kept this off the radar...Any other NCAA investigation moves as slow as molasses in January...This shit doesn't smell right...

Would they have done this if he was playing on a 8-4 team? No! But since Auburn is undefeated, and heading into the big money making SEC Championship game Saturday, they want to make sure the money keeps flowing in...Who's going to watch South Carolina play Auburn, if the Tigers don't have their Heisman front runner, Quarterback? Not too many!

It's all about Money...Funny since the whole investigation was started because talk of Newton's father asking schools for money...And now after all this, if Newton does win the Heisman, I hope Reggie Bush shows up the next day and says, 'Give me back my trophy, you hypocritical cunts!'

What a bunch of horseshit!

Screw it...Onto the good stuff...Last week, Alana squeaked out another win, narrowly beating out Lucia...So this week, I'm doing a little tribute to Alana...She's getting hung up in the rafters...Next week, we'll be seeing 3 other ladies...But this week is just Alana Collins...enjoy!












Later, The Beeze.