Saturday, February 28, 2009

PUKE


This may seem like a strange topic, but roll with me here...
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We always hear how things are gonna change when we have kids...But we often aren't told exactly what is gonna change...Some things are easy to figure out, but it's the odd little things that I'm thinking about today...
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Last night the little Beeze got sick...he kept saying how his belly hurt, and eventually he puked his f*cking brains out all over the kitchen...It even came out his nose...He puked so hard he shit his pants too...Poor little dude was feeling awful....
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But here is the weird part of all this...Before I had kids...If somebody, child or not...Puked on and around me...A.) It would piss me off...B.) I would feel sick myself....C.) If they also shit themselves I would still feel sick myself, but I would quietly laugh about it....
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But now with kids...I just push right through it...I got the little guy in the tub...cleaned him up...got his PJs on....Got him comfortable on the couch...Then I cleaned the kitchen and got the puke covered clothes going in the washer...All this while I ate some Pizza Rolls...
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Before kids I wouldn't think of eating Pizza Rolls after being in that situation...But something happens when you have kids...Things do change...Your mental makeup changes...Things like puke don't faze you anymore...You do what you have to for your kids, and still manage to stuff you gob...
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My God life is f*cking weird!
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Later, The Beeze.

Wednesday, February 25, 2009

Pimpin' some other good reads


I thought I would do some community service tonight...So this post will be a simple one...I'm here tonight to pimp some other great blogs, and sites...I follow a shit load of blogs....Maybe too many....This has caused what i consider my biggest flaw as blogger....I don't comment on enough blogs that I read...

Sometimes I feel that that I just don't have anything worth saying about the topic...Sometimes I feel that nothing else needs to be said..."What is understood doesn't need to be discussed." Sometimes I'm just not informed enough about the topic...So I really shouldn't say anything...But I am reading.....That said here are some places I've been reading alot...Many of them are not the standard Sports blogs...I still read thoughs...I just read all kinds of stuff...Like that f*cker from Good Will Hunting!


First up is an old friend...We reconnected on Facebook after far too many years of having not seen, or spoken to each other...We discovered we both had blogs, and love writing...If you thought I shared too much personal stuff, then look out...This young ladie lets you right into her mind, and heart...It's a great read...http://someplacefresh.blogspot.com/

Next is http://defective.co.nz/ ...Defective is a group effort...Multiple people willing to touch on any topic at all...They're very smart, and veruy funny!

Next on the list is http://lifeasaloadedgun.blogspot.com/?zx=e4d63bfdd4c1622a .

The name "Life as a Loaded Gun" pulled me right in...This is another blog that gets personal...~P~ also has a great sense of humor.

What do we have next? http://postsecret.blogspot.com/ ...Post Secret is a guilty pleasure of mine...I think it is for many...It's a really cool site...So cool I bought two of the books!

My pal Jurk finally posted something new today, after a long layoff...He's a talented writer, and f*cking funny....http://turkthejurk.blogspot.com/

Now comes one of the smartest blogs I've read...http://afrankangle.wordpress.com/ ...Frank can hit many topics, and hit them well...Always a great read, and his stuff, along with the comments he gets will keep you thinking.

For a great laugh stop by http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com/ ...I think the name "Hot Chicks with Douchebags" says it all!

Now it just wouldn't be right if I didn't mention some sports blogs right....http://themanicranger.blogspot.com/ ...The Manic Ranger always has the news on the New York Rangers...and is posting often to keep us Rangers fans up to date...

Now let's talk about what has been slowly becoming my home away from home...You Gab Sports....http://www.yougabsports.com/ ...My "Monday Moaning" post is featured there each week...And there are some excellent writers there...The site is new and being built up as it goes...It's fun place to hang and talk shit about sports...It's kinda like hanging out in a bar...

Last for tonight...I have started building a new site...It has a built in link to the Gab...I've started a few different forums...I'm trying to make it a place to shoot the shit about anything...Keep it fun, and light hearted...I'll eventually be posting something on the home page a few times a week to give people a starting point to rant, or bust balls, or whatever....Just trying something different...Although the name is the Beezewax....Pretty unf*cking original...I may be changing the name...http://thebeezewax.spruz.com/ ...We'll see what happens with it...

I don't mean to slight anyone...I love all the blogs that I follow, and even some that I don't...There are other great blogs listed on my blog roll...Check those out too....

That's it for tonight...

Later, The Beeze.

Tortorella Hits The Ground Running


This was originally posted late last night at You Gab Sports....

http://www.yougabsports.com/

John Tortorella started his new job tuesday...The now Head coach of the New York Rangers jumped right in to the fire...After a team meeting Tuesday morning they hit the ice...

There were several new drills at practice...Most of them emphasizing up-tempo skating and puckhandling...Both of these being staples of Tortorella's style of play....

Tortorella also made sure to chat with several players on the ice during the morning workout...He held conversations with team captain Chris Drury, alternate captain Scott Gomez, and defenseman Wade Redden...He should have just kicked Redden's weak a$$...Fucking over-priced pussy that he is...

Torts commented on his chats by saying..."Your best players need to be your decision-makers, and they're going to get every opportunity to win hockey games for us as long as they show me they are going to compete hard, because that is something they can control."

Tortorella also explained he will taking charge of the forwards, and the Power Play...Which has struggled all season....."I think it's important that the head coach has the power play, because you are dealing with a lot of your top people, and I think that a very important aspect of a head coach is how to get the most out of your top people." He continued by saying..."Obviously if we are going to win, the power play is going to have to produce better than it has been."

Torts plans on letting assistant coach Jim Schoenfeld handle the defense pairings and penalty-kill during games...

Other changes made by Tortorella were...The removal of statistics and standings that were posted on the wall near the workout room at the training center... "because this is a fresh start," stated the head coach....He also made it known that stepping on the big Rangers' logo located on the carpet in the dressing room is a big fucking no-no...

When asked about getting to know his new team on the fly, and having 3 games in the next 4 days....
"Losing knocks you down," explained Tortorella. "I am going to push them; but as a coach you also have to understand when you need to be with them. I think this is a time to try and get them feeling decent about themselves."

He also said the best cure for the Rangers right now is simple..."There would be nothing better than a win."

I liked Renney, but this team needed a change and a spark...Torts may be the right guy for the job...I really like his attitude and the style of play he brings...Let's hope he gets the Blue shirts on track....

Later The Beeze.

3 Things...Another bit from Facebook

Three things...ShareNow, here's what you're supposed to do...whether you do it or not is entirely up to you. Start a new note, delete my answers and put in your own. Tag some friends.

Three Names I go by
1. Dad
2. Honey (also good for pouring on you)
3. The Beeze

Three Jobs I have had in my life
1. Cook
2. Kitchen Manager
3. Sous Chef

Three Places I have lived
1. Lakewood, Ohio2. Cleveland, Ohio3. Rocky River, Ohio

Three TV Shows that I watch
1. Life
2. House
3. Family Guy

Three places I have been
1. Boston, MA
2. South Bend, IN
3. Ireland

Three of my favorite foods
1. Pizza
2. Steak
3. Special K

Three things I would like to do
1. Take my wife and kids to Ireland
2. Isla Fisher
3. Write for a living...or just win the lottery and write for fun...

Three friends I think will respond
1. Jurk
2. Mr. or Mrs. Franz
3. AYoung

Things I am looking forward to
1. St. Patrick's Day
2. Vacation
3. One day quitting my job.

"This is this"

Later The Beeze.

Sunday, February 22, 2009

Monday Moaning

Here we are again...another Monday...They seem to come to quickly...Well what do I have for you this week...I'm not sure yet myself...Lets see where this cup of coffee can take us...


The New York Rangers raised two more numbers to the rafters Sunday...This time it was Harry Howell (3) and Andy Bathgate (9 shared with Adam Graves)...Two Rangers legends getting their due...I guess the organization thought if we retire Graves number for being a great guy, great teamate, and having a few great years...We better retire some greats from the past...

(Howell on the left at Bathgate's induction in the Hall of Fame)

After the festivities, the Rangers took on the Maple Leafs...Once again the Rangers inconsistent offensive play showed up...Down 2-1 with less then a minute left Michal Rozival scored the tieing goal....But the lack of offense, and the soft defense brought home an overtime loss...

I've got nothing of importance to write about baseball yet...As a Browns fan I'm starting to get excited about the draft...Hey we take what we can get...We've got a new Coach...New GM...It feels like anew attitude...A high draft pick...It's a new season, and I'm staying positive until they prove me wrong...(I really hope they don't this time)
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This weekend's highlight from the Beeze family...Of course it came from the little Beeze...He's a chip off the old block...Little dude has eczema...When it gets bad we have a couple of creams we use on him...Well the other evening he wasn't listening when we were getting them ready for bed...(as usual) My wife was trying to cream him up...Then the little perv stands up on his bed and says..."CREAM MY PEE PEE!" as he thrusts his junk in her face....I could'nt stop laughing...It was A.) Hilarious the way he did it....and B.) Seemed like something I would do....

I don't mean to step on Frag's toes...I know he's the movie guy...But on't spend money on the movie..."Still Waiting"...I knew it wouldn't be able to match the first one, but hoped it would be good...It had some good parts...and lots of hot chicks...but it seemed like they were trying too hard...

If you haven't seen "Waiting..." well what the hell is wrong with you...It's a must see....


Now to Notre Dame Hockey....
The Fighting Irish traveled to Nebraska-Omaha this weekend...

Friday night the Irish won 4-3 in overtime....The goal scorers were...Christiian Minella, Christian Hanson, and Billy Maday with 2 including the OT game winner...Jordan Pearce made 21 save in the victory...


Saturday, the Fighting Irish clinched the CCHA regular season title with a 1-0 victory over the Mavericks...The lone goal scorer was Dan Kissel...Pearce made 17 saves in the shutout victory...

In other Notre Dame News...I thought I'd share this years Notre Dame Football recruits...With a little help from BlueandGold.com...

Name
Position
Ht/Wt
Banks, E.J.
CB
5-11/181
Bullard, Alex
OG
6-3/275
Calabrese, Carlo
ILB
6-2/225
Cowart, Jordan
SNP
6-2/255
Eifert, Tyler
TE
6-6/220
Evans, Shaquelle
WR
6-1/203
Fox, Dan
OLB
6-4/219
Golic, Jake
TE
6-4/220
Martin, Zach
OT
6-5/270
Motta, Zeke
OLB
6-2/207
Riddick, Theo
RB
5-10/185
Stockton, Tyler
DT
6-1/290
Tausch, Nicholas
K
6-1/180
Te'o, Manti
ILB
6-2/225

(Te'o is expected to make an immediate impact)

Toma, Roby
WR
5-9/160
Turk, Ben
P
6-0/190
Watt, Chris
OG
6-3/280
Wood, Cierre
RB
6-0/192

Also, The Irish have put 33 offers out there for the 2010 class, and have already received 3 verbal commitments...

That's it for this Monday...I've got to get to bed...Have a good week...

Later, The Beeze.

Thursday, February 19, 2009

Women

I love women....How can I not...

The other day I was thinking about all the women I loved...Or lusted...Or screwed...Or should have screwed....What brought this up....My daughter...She asked if I ever was loved any girls besides Mommy...I didn't lie and say NO...But it crossed my mind....Yes, I'm that dad that doesn't want his daughter to know about boys and the joys of sex, and the pain of heartache...But I know that's not gonna happen...She's the product of my wife and I...Which means I'm in for a lot of worrying in the coming years...NO F*CKING PUN INTENDED THAT TIME...

But I did give her the whole deal about how Mommy is my one true love...I truly believe and have no problem with my kids believing in fairy tales...Then she asked me if I had any pictures of any other girls...She didn't mean the ones in my porn vault...She was talking about girls I dated...I said no...She then reported this to her mother...

My wife then asked if I really didn't have any old pictures...No I don't...I threw them all away right around the time we got married...One old high school sweet c*nt...I mean heart...I burned her pictures in my buddies driveway...So the wife said "what about memories?" Well I have a great memory...I always have...Any memories I have are in my head...And if you're one of the ladies from my past, I remember you...

What makes you women so great...Breasts...Yes seriously...What else? A nice ass is always good...Oh yes...The Vagina is a wonderful thing too!!!

Yes I know there's more to women then the fun parts...There's nothing like a woman's eyes...Especially when they are looking up at you with your c*ck in their mouth...

I love women's hair...I prefer it long...Hey, you like a long d!ck...I like long hair...It doesn't have to be down to your ass, but at least to the shoulders...Hair color...Well I like the basic blond, brunette, and red heads, but it's okay to mix in a freaky chick with some purple, or some other goofy sh!t...Mix it up, that's what I say...Mrs. Beeze is a "dirty blond"...I like that...The name and the color...But my favorite has always been RED HEADS....There is something so god damn sexy about red heads....There's some kinda magic power in that red hair...So if my wife reads this now she'll understand why I'm always trying to get her to color her hair with a little red tint...



I like glasses...Glasses are sex...and they are good protection if you're more of a painter then a swallower...



I love women wearing "boy shorts"...I don't know why the f*ck they're called that...If I ever saw a dude wearing them I'd puke, then punch him in the face...
Thongs are good too...Easier to pull to the side...Don't wear a thong if you've got even a hint of cottage cheese...That's just rude and gross...
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I like you wearing stockings...I like you wearing those tight little shorts that say IRISH across the ass...Mrs. Beeze has a couple pairs...I love those...Reverse Cowgirl...Pull them to the side...Oh yeah...
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I could go on all night with this love fest, but I'm getting a little excited, and well, I need to get the poison out....I know there are many other great things about women I haven't touched on this evening...We may have to do multiple volumes of this....
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The words in this post are my true feelings...not all of my feeling, but some of the more light hearted ones...So please don't get your boy shorts in a bunch...Just trying to get out some of my hornyness, and have a laugh...
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Later, The Beeze.

Tuesday, February 17, 2009

An Amazing 8-0 Loss

Now that title may not make sense, and I'll get to that in a minute...

I live in a small community near Cleveland...Our town is Brooklyn, Ohio...So close to Cleveland that I can spit there from my front porch...Put far enough away to send my kids to better schools...Brooklyn is a small close-nit community...It was also thought of as a hockey town...But the Brooklyn Hurricanes High School hockey program fell on hard times...But due to hard work and determination the program has started turning around...

That said when the 'Canes take the ice there are only 8 players...One of those, who has been a key to the turnaround is Goalie "Ish" Qasem..."Ish" short for Ismael...

Goalies are often known for being different...Ish would fall into that category as well...While being a black high school hockey player is rare in Cleveland , that isn't what makes this young man special is how he plays, and how he played last Monday in a 8-0 loss against Chagrin Falls...Yes I said 8-0 loss...It wasn't just how he played, but how he handled it...

You may be wondering how well can a goalie play in a 8-0 loss...Well what would you say if I told You Ish faced 105 shots...That's right...He faced 105 f**king shots and stopped 97 of them...That's a hell of day at the office...

Like I said The 'Canes only had 7 skaters and Ish, going against a highly talented Chagrin falls squad...

This is what Qasem said after the game...


"It was crazy, getting shot after shot. They just kept coming, and every save was different, but it was awesome. I enjoyed it. Afterward hen they told me 100 shots, I laughed. I thought it was funny."



Qasem is a hard working kid, and a good student...He wants to be a doctor after studying biology...There is no doubt that the good head on his shoulders and his great work ethic come from what he has learned from his mother,Denise, who has raised Ish, and his brother while working two and three jobs...Qasem's father, whom he is named after...was murdered in a Cleveland grocery store when Ish was 2 years old...

I have seen this young man play both Hockey and Football, and he is an exceptional goalie...I'm sure that he will be exceptional at whatever he puts his mind to....


Screw A-Rod....We need more stories like this in sports....

Later, The Beeze.

Sunday, February 15, 2009

Monday Moaning

Ain't this a bitch...I realize it's time to get my ass started and then draw a big f**king blank...I have to be honest, most of the time I shoot from the hip...I'm just trying to get the voices out of my head...But I'll normally have a couple ideas...But honestly I didn't watch any sports this weekend...My time was all taken up with other things...

Let's start with Friday...I came home to find My in laws sitting in my living room...

My lovely wife saying "SURPRISE!"

You see I was playing out with my brothers band...They had recruited me to sing and play guitar a few months back...Mrs. Beeze had never seen me Rock out with my c*ck out...So she asked the folks to come in from Erie Pennsyltucky to watch the kids...To read all about that, click the link...http://thebeezewax.blogspot.com/2009/02/about-last-night.html

Then came Valentine's Day...A real bitch at the Fish House...Especially when You're rockin' a hangover, and your throat feels like you were eating fire all night...Got through the morning shift there...But now that the in laws were here to ruin my weekend it was time to take the wife out...We snuck in to a Texas Road house for an early dinner...You may say that's not romantic Beeze...Hey she loves the place...And who the hell am I not let a woman shove 12 ounces of meat in her mouth....(she's gonna be pissed about that one)

Then we saw a movie...That stupid Shopaholic one...God did that blow...At least that chick is hot...



Sunday morning started great...My son pouncing on me at 7:30 AM...saying we going to the Dinosaur Museum...DUDE!!! I can't function yet...Get me some coffee!!!

So we got our sh!t together and got Grandma and Grandpa off...Then we took the kids to The Cleveland Museum of Natural History...For that story click here....http://thebeezewax.blogspot.com/2009/02/today.html

I came home from that with a headache...Then I saw the Rangers got beat by the Flyers 5-2...and from the sound of it, the game wasn't even that close....
The Blueshirts have gotten real inconsistent lately...I like Tom Renney, but I think some of the Rangers faithful are gonna start calling for his head...

Now with all the A-Douche and Roberto Alof*ck sh!t going on I was getting to the point where I may throw in the towel on Baseball...Then I read the latest issue of Sporting News while I was on the shitter...I've been down on that rag for awhile now, but they had some good baseball stuff in there...That combined with the Fantasy Baseball mag the wife gave me for Valentine's Day, I'm getting a little more enthusiastic now...


Now let's get to the important stuff...That's right...Notre Dame Hockey!!!

This week it was announced that Notre Dame University will be building a new, freestanding, on-campus ice arena...Construction will begin in the spring of 2010 on a 5,000-seat arena...The venue will be ready for play in the 2011-12 season...

The new ice arena will be located south of the Joyce Center, and west of where the new Irish track and field facility is being constructed....The University currently is in the process of building new stadiums for both soccer and lacrosse which are scheduled for completion this year...

Now on to this weekend's games...


Friday night the Irish scored 6 power play goals on their way to a 9-5 victory over Northern Michigan....the goal scorers were...Garrett Reagan, Erik Condra (2), Ben Ryan, Justin White (2), Ian Cole (2), and Calle Ridderwall....Jordan Pearce did not have his best game, but made 17 saves in the victory...

Saturday night the Fighting Irish handed the Wildcats 5-2 loss...Again it was the power play doing most of the damaged, as Billy Maday, Calle Ridderwall, Kyle Lawson and Ben Ryan all scored power-play goals...Garrett Regan scored the lone even-strength goal...Pearce again was between the pipes making 17 saves in another victory for the top ranked Irish...

That's all for now...Have a good week...Oh yeah...See this and much better blogs than this at....http://www.yougabsports.com/

Later, The Beeze.

Today...





Today has been a good day so far...I'm battling my sore throat but it's alright...Today has been all about the kids...My son is nuts about 3 things...Trains, Space ships, and Dinosaurs...Today we took the kids to the Cleveland Museum of Natural History...There's tons of stuff to check out, but today, for us it was focused on the dinos...http://cmnh.org/site/Index.aspx

We've never been able to leave without hitting the gift shop...What a rape that place is...Little dude got a giant stuffed rattle snake...Yes it's tail rattles...Princess got a movie..."Night at the Museum"...a crappy movie by the way...They also got a set of 4 animals with paints...Somehow I think some of the paint will end up on a wall...All I'll get is a headache...Surprisingly they didn't fight over who got to paint which animal...

After the gift shop we went to eat...It had to be some place kid friendly....Eating out with a 4 year old can be a bitch...We went Red Robin...A friend of mine was working a double there today, so I figured we would help her pay some bills...

The service was great, and I'm not just saying that because she's a friend...It was better then what I've had at more fine dinning places....The burger was great...I had the Bacon Cheeseburger with pepper jack....The fries as always were awesome...If you don't know Red Robin is know for there fries...And they'll keep bringing you more of them as long as you want...

The kids have had a good day so far...I guess that's what it's all about...Well that and gettin' my f*ck on tonight!!!

You thought you were gonna get through one of my posts without me bringing up sex....HA!!!
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Later, The Beeze.

Thursday, February 12, 2009

15 Albums


Here's another game of tag from Facebook...I won't be tagging anyone here though...But if you feel like getting in on, go ahead...

Think of 15 albums, CDs, LPs (if you're over 40) that had such a profound effect on you they changed your life....Dug into your soul. Music that brought you to life when you heard it. Royally affected you, kicked you in the ass, and punched you in the gut...That damn good is what I'm talking about....Then when you finish, tag 15 others....Make sure you copy and paste this part so they know the drill....Get the idea now? Good....

In no real order....


Van Halen- Van Halen

Van Halen- 5150

Portishead- Dummy

Alice in Chains- Dirt

Pearl Jam- Ten

Glen Hansard- Once soundtrack

Our Lady Peace- Clumsy

Raine Maida- The Hunter's Lullabye

Deftones- White Pony

K's Choice- Cacoon Crash

Jimi Hendrix- Band of Gypsys

Led Zeppelin- Physical Graffiti

U2- Joshua Tree

Zakk Wylde- Book of Shadows

Fugazi- 13 Songs
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Later, the Beeze.

Tuesday, February 10, 2009

What Men Want


This post is inspired by Cherie / Butterfly Dreamer....http://butterflydreamer-dreamlight.blogspot.com/2009/02/what-do-men-want.html

She wrote what I consider a beautiful rant...I love a good rant...It started some good comments also...Then I also got a great e-mail tonight...I'll be sharing what that is about later this week...But right now, I thought I would share my take on what men want...Well at least what I want...

It would be easy to steal the three Fs from a great comic..."Feed me! F**k me! And shut the F**k up!

But that's not it...Maybe because my wife can't cook...No sh!t, she has burned water...Seriously...Her in a kitchen doing anything but getting bent over by me is bad...

As boys, and continuing as we grow into men we are taught women are complex, and impossible to figure out...We as men are often portrayed as dolts...A lump of sh!t sitting on the couch, watching the game, scratching our junk, and being told to stop procrastinating....Oh and we never put the seat down...What a crock of sh!t....I always put the seat down, and I close the lid!!!

Girls, and women are told that men aren't sensitive...and need to be trained...I got a train for ya!

Some of us are just as sensitive as women...But the difference...Women are told that their emotions and sensitivity are good things...Boys growing up are often taught that these are bad things...The only time to show emotion is when playing sports...But don't you cry pussy....Many boys are taught to suppress things...Their old man saying..."Don't be so soft!" "Stop being so sensitive!"
"Knuckle up!" So on and so forth...

Now I know some people are saying The Beeze isn't sensitive...Mr. F**k this, and F**k that...Mr. you're a C*nt...But you're wrong...I've got a soft side...And yes I hide it often...Look at my profile picture...A f**king goalie mask...I would say that speaks volumes....With help,I have been slowly pulling the mask away...

You women have us pegged wrong...We are just as complex...That's why there is the natural attraction between men and women....(Well most of the time)

Now to what men want...Well at least speaking for myself...Shut up during the game...You can talk during commercials...I doubt it's anything important...Especially when I just Jr.'s college fund on the Patriots, and Brady just got knocked out of the game...

Try some of this freaky sh!t I watch on the computer every night...You don't like the fact that I watch so much porn...Then be willing to get dirty once in a while...

At least pretend like you're listening when I'm talking about how the Rangers pissed me off tonight....If I gotta listen to go on and on about those stupid ass Twilight books, you could at least return the favor...

If we are at the movies, and it's something we haven't seen yet...Don't ask me what's going to happen....I've seen the same sh!t as you...If I could see the future I wouldn't have wasted $20 to go see this piece of sh!t...

Now this is the BIGGY....

I want a BLUMPY!!!

If you don't know what this wonderful gift is...Wow! You need to find out...I'm here for ya....A BLUMPY is when you are getting a blow job while taking a sh!t...

You're thinking WTF Beeze!?!

Don't knock it until you try it....I enjoy dropping a good deuce...Mix that with the joy and beauty of a woman wrapping her lips around the business end of my c*ck...Now that is wonderful....

Problem is not many gals are up for that kind of challenge...I've only received this gift from two women...They both charged by the hour...Ha!!!

Mrs. Beeze gave this a big NO!!! Followed by a What the F**k is wrong with you...

But hey, I said I was gonna say what I want in this post...There it is....

I'd give up on the others for the Blumpy....In the long run it may be easier to drop and gobble while I dump, then to pony up the rest of the list...


Later, The Beeze

Sunday, February 8, 2009

Monday Moaning

I want to start by saying that "Monday Moaning" will be featured each week at
http://www.yougabsports.com/ ....It's a great site, with great people there...If you like sports and a relaxed atmosphere, well then the GAB is for you...Plus they let me swear there....I'm very honored to have my blog featured there....

Now that the shameless plug is out of the way...This was the highlight of the New York Ranger's week...Tuesday night was great, until the game started....As always the Rangers did a great job with the ceremony....They even brought out the Sopranos...Graves favorite show....I don't care what you say when you see a guy who made his living being tough, break down and cry as his number is raised to the rafters...Well it's something special....

Later that night the boys in blue lost to the Thrashers in a shoot out...They looked like crap all night...Well except Markus Naslund, and Henrik Lundqvist...Lundqvist didn't look bad until the shoot out...Then on Friday the Rangers lost 10-2 in Dallas...WTF!

Next, we'll move on to the Pro-Bowl...F*ck the the Pro-Bowl...It's just like all the other "All-Star" games...It's crap...I don't watch any of them...I don't even know who won the stupid game...Whatever...

So what else is there? Spring training is just around the corner and I'm already getting sick of Baseball...This makes me sad, because I love baseball...

But the roids talk is already ragin' after it was leaked that A-Rod is also a cheating piece of sh!t....I'd love to punch that douche in the face....Not just because of the roids...But because of his gay ass frosted tips...Because he rolls with that cum dumpster Madonna....Because of those stupid ass Hamburger Helper Batting glove she wears...Because he's a Yankee....And he's not even a good Yankee...I hate all Yankees, but at least you could respect Mickey Mantle...Hell even Jeter isn't a total Douche...

(what a Douche!)


Now I'm not much of a Basketball fan...Kinda sad since I'm here in Cleveland where LeBron is kickin' ass....But I just don't give a sh!t...I've always been a Hockey guy...I can't do them both...
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But as some of you know, I also write occasionally about my work and things that go on there...That blog is called "Tales From the Fish House"....Well this next bit can fall into that category...
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I know a guy who is LeBron's personal chef....It sounds like a pretty good gig...Hell I'd take it...But it does have it's down side....Say it's 2:49 AM...This guys in bed laying the wood to his wife....LeBron calls....Him and his boys were just out, and they want some eggs, and bacon, and whatever else...Dude has to roll off his woman and get his ass there NOW!!!
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LBJ wants eggs bitch!!!
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Now he has also said that the topic of moving to another city has come up...and the King would move him and his family...That was a couple years back, but if I hear anything I'll let you know right away....Breaking News...This just in...LeBron's personal chef said he's outta here...F**k Cleveland B!tches'...that would be funny sh!t...
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While I'm talking about athletes on a different level...My bosses also own a place near Jacob's Field....F**K You...I don't call it Progressive Field...It's Jacob's Field...
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Any way...A few years back, when Trot Nixon was still a member of the Red Sox...Him along with Varitek were in this place...Buying drinks for a sh!t load of Sox fans that made the trip...They kept the place open after hours...It was a blast....Then the bills were paid, and the people left...Nixon and Varitek paid for everything....Nixon was awesome...Tipped people around 40%....People don't forget that stuff...That's why Indians fans embraced Trot so much when he was here....Great guy!
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Now it's time for The Notre Dame Hockey update....The Irish were in Columbus for 2 games with Ohio State...

Friday night the Notre Dame pulled out a 4-3 overtime victory...The goal scorers were....Ian Cole, and Erik Condra (2)....Calle Ridderwall had the overtime game winner...Both of Condra's goals, and Ridderwall's game winner, were all scored on power plays....Goalie Jordan Pearce made 17 saves in the victory...


Sunday afternoon the Buckeyes upset the Irish, handing them a 4-1 loss...Christaan Minella was the lone Irish goal scorer...Pearce made 26 saves in the defeat....

That's it for now gang...Have a good week...

Later, The Beeze.

Friday, February 6, 2009

Leave Phelps Alone


Really? This is what people are going crazy about....WTF!!!
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So I was listening to Mike & Mike today...But it was to other guys instead...They were talking about Michael Phelps smoking pot, and all the sh!t that has followed...It was brought up how he is getting killed on the blogs...Especially the "Mommy Blogs"....Well Mommies, this one is for you....
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Shut up you fat pigs...Just because your husband won't f**k you anymore, doesn't mean you get a free pass to be a twat!!! Drop a couple pounds and maybe he'll climb back on ya!!!
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I find amusing how quickly people forget what they did when they were 23 years old...I'd be worried if the guy didn't smoke some weed...You know what most of these whinny b!tches were doing when they were 23....Everything, and everyone...Some of these gashes have seen more d!cks then a lifeguard on a nude beach...Let alone where they shoved those d!cks.....I'm betting one of these "Mommy Bloggers" was the same pig that got up on stage with my band back in '97 and dropped and gobbled right there...Then she came back to our loft and asked me to snort some blow off her ass...That was followed by her taking a train....23 years old is all about making bad decisions, mistakes and doing crazy, stupid sh!t....
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Listen I'm not a pot-head, but I don't have a problem with people who do smoke pot...I'm aloud to throw down some beers...Some people prefer the weed....I've always thought it was stupid that pot is illegal, but alcohol, and cigarettes are legal...I don't smoke pot for the same reason I don't smoke cigarettes....I have asthma, and I don't feel like screwing with my lungs...But I've tried it...I didn't mind it....I've tried many things....
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Seriously people....It's weed....The guy piled up a bunch of Gold Metals...He's earned a little time to relax....And you know what "Mommy Bloggers", you should relax to...And I'm not talking about you taking the drugs your doctor gave you...Try pouring yourself a glass of wine....Maybe a PBR....Maybe some "Mr. John Daniels"....Or even roll yourself a J....Ask one of your kids where their stash is...Kick back and remember the good ole days when you weren't an uptight bitch...You know the days when you a beer in one hand, a bong in the other, and a cock in your mouth....
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This is me defending Michael Phelps....Until you can win a Gold Metal...F**k that....Until you can accomplish anything other then being a pain in the ass...
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SHUT THE F**K UP!!!
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Later, the Beeze.

Thursday, February 5, 2009

Why Do I Drink So Much Coffee

This question has been asked of me before...And as I sit here at my computer with a nice, warm, fresh, cup of coffee, I have to wonder why at 7:00PM, am I drinking more coffee...Well let me try to break down a normal day for the Beeze...Maybe this will explain my need/love of coffee....

6:30 AM....Get the f**k up...My personal little alarm clock goes off, and he is on his way to see what he can f**k up today...

Start coffee...Get the kids Breakfast...(coffee)...Get the kids ready for school...(coffee)...

8:00 AM....Drop daughter at school (1st grade)

8:45 AM....Drop son at pre-school

9:00 AM...Start work at the Fish House....Large cup of coffee is the first priority...

(Coffee)...11:30 AM....Fish House opens for lunch service...Sling fish for people who make a lot more money then me...or most of us...

2:00-2:30 PM....Skate out of the Fish House to get the kids home from school...If it ends up being 2:30, I get a firm scolding from my daughter about being late...She will make a point to call my parents, and depending on how late I was she even may want to call my sister-in-law in Boston to let her know too....

Home around 3:00 PM....Get the kids a snack, and start a pot of coffee....Check e-mail....Check the multiple blogs I have...Read a couple other blogs....(Coffee)

4:00 PM....Do homework with kids....And why the f**k does my 4 year old get homework in pre-school? What the f**k is that about? (Coffee)

5:00 PM...Start dinner...(coffee)Do dishes from the morning, and night before...(coffee)....Feed the monsters...Feed the wife whenever she gets home from another 12 hour day of making the big bucks...

7:30 PM...Bath time...(coffee)

8:00-8:30 PM....Read with the kids...(coffee)...Get them to bed....

9:00 PM...Ask for sex...If no...9:30 PM beg for sex....Watch TV....

10:00 PM - 11:00 PM...Put Mrs. Beeze to bed...Then Mr. Beeze gets online...Checks out blogs...Writes....Checks out Facebook...Search for new and exciting porn....Watch a movie or show I Tivoed...

Sometime after 1:00 AM, normally closer to 2:30 AM go to bed...

Repeat....Monday-Friday...

Later, The Beeze

Another game from Facebook....ONE WORD

I originally posted this at Facebook last night around 11:00 PM.....

One Word.....It's harder than you think!!! Here is what you are supposed to do...and please don't spoil the fun...copy and paste into your own note.....type in your answers and tag a bunch of people....


Where is your cell phone? KITCHEN

Your hair? GREY

Your father? FRIEND

Your favorite thing? COMPUTER

Your dream last night? NONE

Your favorite drink? COFFEE

Your dream/goal? WEALTH

The room you are in? MANCAVE

Your fear? DEATH

Where do you want to be in 6 years? BOSTON

Muffins? CHOCOLATE

One of your wish list items? BLUMPY

Where you grew up? OHIO

The last thing you did? JERKED

What are you wearing? CLOTHES

Your TV? ON

Your pets? NONE

Your computer? AWESOME

Your life? UNFINISHED

Your mood? USUAL

Missing someone? YES

Your car? TRASHED

Favorite store? BESTBUY

Your summer? VINEYARD

Your favorite color? BLUE

When is the last time you laughed? EARLIER

Last time you cried? YESTERDAY

Wednesday, February 4, 2009

The e-Mail I Didn't Send


I wrote this a little while ago...It was intended for a friend of my wife and I...she works with my wife and is a manager at her office...She is not my wife's boss so she often vents to me, and the Mrs...And we vent to her...All the info she had been told was Mrs. Beeze would be getting a promotion today...It didn't happen...I went off but didn't send it because I know they can read their employees sh!t whenever they want...here it is in all of its angry beauty....


I need to vent....

....and I can't vent about it to Mrs....Why the hell is my wife busting her ass 60 or more hours a week for that company? Then these cunts give her a great review, and a pat on the back, and then...a big fuck off! How do they not give her the promotion...I know my kids are not the only kids that don't see their mom enough because she is busting her ass for ___________...But F*ck everyone else...I'm not married to them....

I don't want these twats to say promotions weren't given out because of the economy...That's crap....___________is one of the few companies that has stayed strong through this crap....And even though they didn't need it, they got a cut of the bail-out money....What did they do with most of that money?

They gave bonuses to high ranking officials...Not the hard working people who are their busting their asses everyday...The people who are the reason why the company has remained strong...F*ck them....Let's put the money in our pockets instead...

Yes my wife is lucky to have a job...and she is lucky to work with good people...But when the economy turns around, and the job market improves...It will....It always does...She will be gone...I am sure of that...The main reason being these Cunts that have underpaid her for years and continue to hold her back....

Anyone who kept her from getting this promotion...I hope they all choke on a cock tonight and die with a set of balls resting on their chin...

If I didn't have kids to worry about right now I would be there punching people in the face, and kicking cunts in...You may not want to post this on the bulletin board...


Yes, I've got some anger issues...

Later, the Beeze.

Monday, February 2, 2009

Adam Graves





Tuesday night in front of a packed house The New York Rangers will retire Adam Graves' #9 jersey....This seems like a no-brainer to me...But I did question it briefly....My father a Flyers fan...Asked me last week "does he deserve it?" I thought yes...Then I thought about the numbers...And then I thought about the man...There is no doubt in my mind now...
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Graves was power forward on the ice...A grinder with skills...He fought whenever it was necessary...Not because he was your typical thumper, but because if his team needed him to drop the gloves he did...If you thought about taking a run at Brian Leetch, you were gonna pay for it...
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Graves' stats are not anything amazing, but they are good....
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In 1152 games played in his NHL career he put up 329 goals...287 assists...for 616 points...and 1224 penalty minutes....His career Playoff numbers are 125 games...38 goals...27 assists....for 65 points...with 119 penalty minutes...
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In his ten years with the Rangers the numbers are...772 games....280 goals....227 assists....for 507 points....with 810 penalty minutes....In the playoffs with the Rangers graves played 83 games....28 goals....16 assists...for 44 points....with 70 penalty minutes...
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In his 10 seasons with the Rangers, Graves became a fan favorite...Not just for his style of play, but for the man he was off the ice...From day one he jumped right into multiple community service programs...He was always giving back, and always made time for the fans....His generosity coming, at least party from his upbringing...Graves parents ran a foster home and also adopted Adam's younger brother....It was ingrained in him that we are all in this together, and he has always carried that with him....
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There is so much respect for Graves in the hockey community, that after Adam had been dealt to San Jose, and the Rangers brought in Superstar Pavel Bure...Bure called Graves and asked if it was okay to wear his number 9...One report saying that Graves was shocked by the gesture,and told Bure 'go ahead, it's yours now.'
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When Graves retired from hockey, the Rangers brought him back...He jumped right into charity work, and community outreach programs....He's now part of their scouting department, but if there is something going on in the community, or with the fans Adam will be there...He seems like that guy that will do anything for anyone....That was how Rangers fans felt when Graves and his family suffered the loss of a child....Rangers fans everywhere cried for him and his family and tried their best to give back to them in their time of need...
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Adam Graves has always given his all...On or off the ice...He brought out the best in his teammates, and he brought out the best in everyone he has touched...He may not have been the flashiest player...And he may not have overwhelming numbers...But the New York Rangers, their fans, and the city of New York are better for having Adam Graves around....Sports needs more people like Graves, and more people like him should be recognized for what they do....There is no doubt in my mind that Adam Graves #9 deserves to be hanging in the rafters of Madison Square Garden.
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The ceremony starts at 6:30PM...Check it out if you can...You'll be amazed at the ovation this man gets when he is introduced.
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Later the Beeze.

Sunday, February 1, 2009

Monday Moaning



(these pictures from the Associated Press)


So it's over, and I have to say I was surprised...Not by the outcome...I picked the Cards, but I thought the Steelers were the better team....What surprised me was just how freakin' good this game was....I haven't heard any talk yet about the stupid commercials...This was a great "Super Bowl" and I am truly shocked....

Just when I thought Larry Fitzgerald had wrapped up the "Super Bowl" MVP...Here comes Santonio Holmes ripping it right out of his hands...There was another surprise in this game...Holy sh!t there was a lot of stupid ass penalties...James Harrison had played a great game, but all of that could have been forgotten after his dumb ass Unnecessary roughness penalty...Luckily his team bailed him out...All that said it was a great game and the NFL has to be happy...Congrats to the Steelers, and their fans...As much as it hurts me to say that.

Moving on...If you're a new reader...I do that...I move on...Monday Moaning is me firing off on a few sports topics while mixing in some of my personal life...Like the dumb sh!t my son did this weekend...(don't worry I'll get to that)...I always end with some Notre Dame news, normally Football or Hockey...

Next up is My beloved New York Rangers....The boys in blue dropped their last 2 games...This week they tried to get tougher on the blueline, trading forward Dan Fritsche to the Wild for defensemen Eric Reitz....Fritsche known as a energy guy, and a solid two-way player was caught in a numbers game as the Rangers have too many forwards and were looking for a seventh defensemen...Hopefully Reitz will have more balls then Wade Redden, Dmitri Kalinin, and Michal Rozsival.

But the big story for the Rangers this week is Adam Graves Night...Tuesday night the Rangers will retire Graves' #9 jersey, joining fellow teammates from the 1994 Stanley Cup Champion Team...#2 Brian Leetch, #11 Mark Messier, and #35 Mike Richter....The other retired Rangers are #1 Eddie Giacomin, and #7 Rod Gilbert....

Look for special feature on Adam Graves Monday night/Tuesday morning.

So this weekend sucked...First Friday night little Beeze colored all over the house with marker....My chair...The walls....Carpet...more walls....the stove...More walls....He went nuts...Then he colored on my Strat....I was close people...Seriously I almost put his ass on EBAY....Hell it crossed my mind to start looking for spots to hide the body....But the Mrs. stepped in and calmed me...

After much cleaning we noticed the ceiling leaking ever so slightly....We had a serious build up of Ice on the roof....I spent Saturday on a ladder, in the cold, breaking Ice off the gutters, and the roof....I cleared the snow, and found the problem....Today I was back up there patching things up before our next blast from old man winter later this week...

My hands ached from swinging that hammer so much...I couldn't even beat my meat Saturday night...Mrs. Beeze was on duty thankfully...

So I come in the house today and find out that Dummy McDummy tried to flush some blocks down the sh!tter...I was ready to put his ass in there...So I got out the toilet snake....This I found is a must if you have kids...Well at least little boys...Do Military schools take 4 year olds?

Now it's my favorite part of Monday Moaning....NOTRE DAME HOCKEY...That's right people the #1 team in the country went into this weekend with a 20 game unbeaten streak, and a home-and-home series with rival Michigan....

Friday night the Wolverines ended the Fighting Irish's unbeaten streak as they handed Notre Dame 2-1 loss in Southbend...Ryan Guentzel was the lone goal scorer for the Irish....Goalie Jordan Pearce made 30 saves in the defeat...
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Saturday night The Irish got there revenge as they traveled to Michigan and beat the Wolverines 3-2...Billy Maday, Ryan Thang, and Calle Ridderwall were the goal scorers for Notre Dame....Pearce made 36 saves in the victory...
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Next weekend The Fighting Irish travel to Ohio State for two games....Friday nights game will be televised on the CBS College Sports Channel...(613 on DIRECTV)...You're welcome for the plug.


That's it...for now...Have a good week.
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Later, The Beeze.